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Ibime: IBIME'S VERSE


I come forth to plunder/ so beefing this awesome wonder/ is an awful blunder/
henceforth call me Amadioha. . . cos this battle will prove. . . I’m the God of Thunder!/

This spineless flea/ tryna fight with me/ but when my rifle squeeze. . .
. . 'Thunder' will ignore laws of physics. . . . and take flight. . . . at 'Lightning' speed!!/

He claim he writing exams. . . till I summon the fella/ like a common offender/ and you could judge by this lecture. . .
. . that after I 'school him with bars'. . . . he’ll be doing jail term. . . in the coming semester!!!/

The false traitor/ will be punished with forced labour/ by this great orator/
Even 'Puffy' knows. . . .that I’ll break his head with 'Mace'. . . like Rivers State Lawmakers!/

'Landlord' . . . I rent four acres/ to this dumb cretin/ . . but doctors will come get him/
. . . to perform transfusions . . . .when I’m done with the blood letting!/

I launch attacks/ and author facts/ to slaughter wacks/
'I break ya spine in four places'. . . . till American football teams. . . draft you as a 'quarterback'!!/

I’m living lavish and love it/ He mad. . .cos me and wifey got a travelling budget/
while this monkey hawking groundnut. . . . in a Banana Republic!/

You ailing and poorly/ while my wife’s plates of Nkwobi/ are making me portly/
Ya girl don’t compare. . . ask 'Theodore'. . . .how niggas pay the whóre. . . for engaging in 'órgy'!!/

I smoke this Igbo. . . like I’m sparking weed/ and choke him till he hardly breathe/
He claim he work with 'Hedge' funds. . . but let’s call a spade a spade. . . .he must be on 'gardening' leave!/

I scold Storm/ with cold scorn/ for blowing his own horn/
but I’m the real King here. . . while he only ‘forming head’. . . like 'Black Lion' in 'Voltron'!/

He ain’t even a challenge/ He seeking the ballot/ with the most meagre of talent/
but 'when the dust settles'. . . .he gasto grab the broom. . . and start sweeping my palace!/

This negro. . . tryna drag for the throne/ till I release flows. . . to start cracking his bones/
And if he parry the blow . . . I’ll swing low. . . . so Sweet Chariot. . . .can carry him home!!!/

You a hopeless dumb/ I’m the chosen one/ with bars like smoking gun/
while ya 'bar tender'. . . so they supposed to come. . . . with 'coke and rum'!/

My real niggas wanna slay this gáy/ but they ain’t got time to waste away/
so my 'fair-weather friends' gonna make him pay/. . . . they’re even saving Thunder’s beating. . . for a 'rainy day'!!/

I just floored his chin/ and deformed his pen/ and even God applaud the win/
so after this battle. . . . a 'rainbow' will appear. . . . to prove that we’ll never see 'Storm' again!!!/

this is SIICKK

airmark: ^^^^ Pls ma friend be real, ma last post was exactly what happened. Your verses against sleakid and valiantvaliant were all rebuttals(you waited to see their stuffs before you delivered yours). You submitted at 4:54pm against valiant and against Sleakid, you submitted at 4:59pm.
It was final yesterday, you gat no excuse, you lost.

this guy got to finals with these wack bars? later they'l say Nairaland textees are doper than FB textees!

many governors hav been delivered! U knw tb joshua prophecied about the Boston bomb blast since last year december

Jesus said 'we would do greater works than he has done' u all nw doubt d power of God? Is God dead? Why wont he disgrace tb joshua if it was a scam??

Many bishops, reverend fathers hav gotten their deliverance at SCOAN! U're all acting like u dnt knw ur fore fathers worshipped idols and gods? So u think those idols would just disappear cz u chose christianity? Hell no!
Itz in d lineage,, u have to get delivered!

Why cnt d fuccing boko haram, go to SCOAN and blow the place? Did they tel u they dnt fear God??

Tb Joshua has healed/delivered over 100million pple! U mean to say he pays them howmuch??smh, beta face d truth! He is Godsent

Ignorant fools! Why would a celebrity ridicule herself in front of d whole world, because of money?? Believe me TB Joshua is God sent, av listened to testimonies!
A king was kidnapped in bayelsa, it was even on the news papers! Hz driver met TB Joshua and dy prayed 4 him, d King also dreamt that TB Joshua appeared there! D next day d kidnapperz released d king without taking 1naira! It was even on T.V, is that a scam??

I have d annointing water with me, and it has worked wonders! Dnt b ignorant, its d same way d Jews didnt believe Jesus is our saviour!!!

Gbaba: Hey guys is tru, dat Genieve and dbaj don fall in luv.

ode oshi, keep studying Dbanj! Abi if em fall inlove, e go help ur Jamb score climb up??

i was gon' abuse u 4 comparing iyanya and wizkid, bt i realised u said iyanyaN! Mayb hez a new artiste cz i dnt knw him

can y'al kindly shut tha fucc up? Do u know if d bloody boko haram killed sum1 he cares abt? I swear, if twas me i'd hav taken a bomb! Even d muslims say 'an eye for an eye'

Tolexander: [size=18pt]Maybe he also wants amnesty![/size]

lol

eeew,, i'l never marry a virgin! After d weddin i dont hav time to tel her 2 endure pain! ;Deeew,, i'l never marry a virgin! After d weddin i dont hav time to tel her 2 endure pain!

mothers: Make Mercy dey shape dat her daughter nose make im no dey lyk her own. Shes very lucky, her daughter myt nt b dat lucky wit such nose. . Hapi mothering sunday 2 al d mothers.

mercy johnson is ugly,, i didnt expect anytin beta

thats me,, when i was a baby :p

Osahon7: see fine fine children......but wait o, ufuoma baby be wan resemble Lizard sha

lmao,, premature lizard

i accept bitc.h

safarigirl: Sup wiv everyone calling me out?...lemme think on't with my cu.nt

i love callin out cocky gurlz

You know 'what it do' i make niqqaz 'lay low/i got niqqaz confused, m like a devil with ah halo/

i'm here to put an end to yo wackness, like a full-stop/cause even 'redlight in traffic' cant make this fuckin 'boss-stop'/i be like balloon, on tha mic u know i burst-up/like world trade center, im tha bomb going to 'burst-up'

hehe i know right now u'd be 'shocked' cause my lines got power/the only pussy u niqqaz are gettin 'wet' is that 'cat u put in tha shower'/ lmao

i call/out safari girl... Brutal diss
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u wana chicken out?