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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 7:48pm On Aug 03, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: ur own small na sebi na pix me i save mai pdf result on d phone b4 dem park i gats to go buy anoda scratch card to reprnt.. He pain me gan..
i feel ur pain bro..
For the first few days you'll still think you are dreaming.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 7:46pm On Aug 03, 2013
phtemie: The first phone phtemie ever used in his life was stolen..That was like 5 to 6 years ago..Since then,the incident has not repeated itself..I pray it doesn't happen again...Amen l'oruko jesu!
amen oh
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 4:06pm On Aug 03, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: wetn appen na all of us dey do phne stealng xmas abi bawo ni mai own was JUNE na even a gurl stole mai own bt tank To God i no get anoda one. Sha..
oboy na phone stealing season we dey...but the day i track ma phone and catch the person mehn that person would explain why most naija babes get pot-belly or i set am ablaze...then news go carry am. angry

imagine all the pictures i took in front of ma faculty during the post jamb...all gone!
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:57pm On Aug 03, 2013
michaeltotti: em em*am aota here...aigist lost...shey dix august b month sha?1st of august..i loose a lover..2nd of august.
I lost ma precious c3 nd dt shinko wey dey shaot like fynest......me aotta here sha...dnt miss me much oo..na d thief cause am..abi mke we fast forward dix month ni....dix month b badluck ooo.......wetin go apun bfor month end nw?bye bye ooo*crying*God punish tief oooo.abeg 1 day silent for ma fone abeg
last month was my own month of badluck jonathan...lost ma phone too and it wasnt funny at all,worst thing is that i had a tracking app on it and it shows the phone on a map not too far from ma place,meaning the idiotic thief lives only a few blocks away.

Thats not the end of the world bro,God will provide a SAMSUNG GALAXY S4 in place of ya c3 smiley

all thieves deserve DEATH PENALTY.
RomanceRe: Did I Fall In Love With The Wrong Person? Pls Advise! by jakesund(m): 12:04am On Aug 03, 2013
grin i comment my reserve...lolz.

Op you are cupid the greek god of love and unfortunately for u,u shot yourself in the azz. sad

i'm sure you're attending a private uni...cuz na them fit habour abudul-MUMU-ni like u smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 11:30pm On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: abi o..i lov sum1 dt av faith like u.wen jesus dey waka go den..he saw a lame..he tel am mke d faith heal am..assumin he dey do two mind..dt d end of im life...nd i bliv for God nt lettin us to b among d mass failure..God want special tyn to use our life docheesy..dnt worry..clearance tym.we go meeet.are u on 2go?or any social network
boss i will add you on 2go the moment i go online smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:59pm On Aug 02, 2013
ProfChris10: I wish all of us GOODLUCK as we wait in PATIENCE for the cut off mark and admission list. I pray we shall all shout ALLELUYAH when the list is released
smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2013
Hausa: i assure u ders nothing worth enjoying in what u mentioned. Dont let ur so called brochure mislead u.
pardon my frequent use of moz101 ,found it very hilarious when i was at oau for the post jamb..

Only said all that to ease the tension between fynest and i...didn't mean it literally. smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 8:05pm On Aug 02, 2013
Sss2: Hey, anybody there?
yeah smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 6:59pm On Aug 02, 2013
JSMMUYIWA: Shey cutoff mark is out
no sad
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:55pm On Aug 02, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: ayam gng to stat by askn. Nd wantng lolz

d questn goeth thus


y do u[all of una aspirant] choose OAU,huh

And mind u dnt gv me ansas lyk

1.because d skul near mai aus or near mai granny aus or because mai mopsy grand step broda dey d skul ati bebelo

2. Dnt tell because its d best... Ehn ati mo yen ade ti gbo [we dn knw abt dat and we hear am so tay] ehn ehn so yemi wat am saying??

3. Dnt gv me ansa dat because its a federal skul...who knw knw say oau na federal skul b4. Lolz

4. Dnt gv me reasn dat because OAU fee small gan ehn nt lyk odas dat pay big kudu 4get abt dat...


Just gv beta point

oya let it begin...
in addition to the points mentioned above wink

OAU seems to be the only school that offers a rare vocational course that immensely boosts ones G.P

MOZ101 smiley

when i saw it in the brochure i had no choice than to apply lolzz.

What of you bro?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:43pm On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: me ayav heard d song jawe.......anytyn we dcree on earth shal b dclare in heaven..say positive to ya sev..dnt b afraid..we rep#oau.....theyv bind it in heaven...we rock jhoooo:p
hope u enjoyed listening to that my song. . .?.
He who aspires without faith and optimism will keep running in circles.
Bro when we resume i will like to meet you,i like positive minded people...if obama could make it as the first black US president despite the racism fever in the states,who are we to doubt our entry into OAU this year?..
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2013
Hausa: tell me something i dont know. What did the lyric say about optimism?
it says...not only will i count my chickens before they are hatched,i will make barbecued pepper chicken outta them..
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 11:27am On Aug 02, 2013
Hausa: many years ago, i heard a lyric of Lazybone saying ''dont count ur chickens when they havnt hatched''...
>
has that sentence faded out? Considering its a 20th century song
i remember that line but i'm most certain u have'nt heard the song OPTIMISM by jakesund?

If u have'nt heard that song in this century you are 'OLD SCHOOL'.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:56am On Aug 02, 2013
Tommybob: k bro.... Same here .... Coz am a man of peace!!!
tom tom smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:42am On Aug 02, 2013
Tommybob: eeya! Fnkz bro for ol doze ya foul language ........ And i pray u repent frm ol doze ya foul language, xowi for dat iFA app tinz nd bsyd i was only jokin wif it btw i read ya post b4 commenting dnt av negative tot..... Buh ur foul language ar too much... I wul avoid using such even tho u did....
tommy i'm sorry for the choice of words i used earlier,its cuz i took too much tom tom this morning smiley

bro in this thread its one love as long as its greatest ife we are all one big happy family smiley wether we like it or not cux if we dont take care of ourselves who will? cheesy
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:37am On Aug 02, 2013
onaopepo1: am highly dissappointed here,u guys have obliterated the admission talks,n u are now turning this thread to denigration ground,i wnt to comment dat itz so ludicrous and preposterous that some aspirantz here has allowed dissention to rule this thread,i will like to appeal to evry1 involved to halt the incroguency going on in diz thread and ipso facto face what we are here for..........love to see u all on matric day.........#shallom#.
can u see what u've causedhuh Your grammar just made nepa take the light smiley now i have to run gen sad .

Bro what started out as a joke turned out to be an e-war lolz

i wanna apologise to evryone on this thread..i'm sorry if i contributed in anyway to the diversion from the original purpose of this thread smiley

and to all those who felt insulted by my post i'm sorry.

I love y'all so much..May God grant us admission into oau this year smiley

countdown to matric wink
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m):
AdExLaWyEr: bth is d best stop carryng it on ur lyk a log of wood ve u eva seen any lecturer argue dat dem beta pass ui?? If nt then y u.. Well me dnt knw ur reasn sha. Bt as far as am concern no one i better dan each oda bth of them re better dats all
ur questn gat no ansa... U dnt nid to knw....,.

so because am seekng admisn to OAU so i wuld stat dangradng oda skul ryt? Dats Childish oga.... *close dis chapter i dnt ve tym 4 dis*
if u read my post very well you'll notice i told you that if you could give me valid points why u claim u.i is better than oau that i will HUMBLY accept it.

We are all entitled to our opinions regardless of the fact that it might be right or wrong.i still stand on the grounds that oau is the best university in nigeria(i may be wrong)...how does that degrage u.i in anyway.? huh

i dont have tym for this too,i'm too busy praying the cut off mark favours everyone on this thread including mr ifa lolzz

***CASE CLOSED****
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m):
AdExLaWyEr: u knw its a fallacy y do u stat it in d first place.. *i pirry u*
brother in arms. . .i didnt start anything,i only commended unilag for the release of their cut off marks despite the strike and was wondering why oau is still keeping us in the dark,hausa made a statement and i asked if u.i was a school huh Which was clearly a rhetorical question.

BTW if u so much love u.i and think its better than oau., why are u seekin admission at oau? (no offense intended)
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:14am On Aug 02, 2013
phtemie: Exactly..Coming to OAU thread to claim UI is better than OAU is totally out of it..
should we sue fynest or just shove him to YOUHIGH (U.I)??..cuz he kinda sounds high to me huh
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:10am On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: em em..clearin throat*jakesund i sight u jawe...i concur wit u...u no b bastard for supportin oau jawe.wit dix u do sev..i pray God let u to rep d school*amen*.......wen fynest dey tok say na ui....popular sayin my mum is d best cook in d world..do dt say she cn cook better compare to fork n finger?bt it is contemted wit what u av...ui b school bt oau is ma blood..#lobatan..case dismiss plx
you are on point bro! smiley
so far there is no legal document to prove u.i is better than OAU then its all a fallacy. .amen bro,i rep team #OAU.

May God almighy grant us all admission into OAU this year and by next session when we resume may moz 101 not be an obstacle for us smiley

THERE ARE ONLY TWO UNIVERSITIES IN THE WORLD. . . OAU AND OTHERS.

CANT WAIT TO SEE Y'ALL ON CAMPUS.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:03am On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: em em..clearin throat*jakesund i sight u jawe...i concur wit u...u no b bastard for supportin oau jawe.wit dix u do sev..i pray God let u to rep d school*amen*.......wen fynest dey tok say na ui....popular sayin my mum is d best cook in d world..do dt say she cn cook better compare to fork n finger?bt it is contemted wit what u av...ui b school bt oau is ma blood..#lobatan..case dismiss plx
you are on point bro! smiley
so far there is no legal document to prove u.i is better than OAU then its all a fallacy.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:25am On Aug 02, 2013
Hausa: na stool?
na skull grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:17am On Aug 02, 2013
temitope23: If you like make UI the best university in the solar system huh that one concern me? Why not go to UI thread and loud that and let me have some breathing space here. Everytime one mumu will just like to come here and create one useless argument and some mumu here will play along too. Mtcheew
only 3 words for u bruv!

GET A LIFE! smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 11:28pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: I smell rat... naw i knw wat nd where u re driving @ erase such 4rm ur mind oga afta U.I cums OAU @ d bk.... Dnt do as if u dnt knw coz we re aspiring 4 d skul neva means we wud let dat overshadow us.....
bro besides u.i being the premier uni what else makes it better?. . .give me valid points and i will humbly accept.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:45pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: on d contrary wch be sleep nd death??
there are only two universities in the world... OAU and others.now u know the answer to ur question.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:33pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: c questn no u.i no be school.. na university...chaii
i sabi say na uni but when we're talking about oau i find it very insultive to mention u.i cuz sleep n death no be mates >smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:30pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: oRI E PE BOBOYI MAKE OAU ANSA PESN JHOR WE FIRST UNILAG DO EXAM NA WERIN BE ALL DIS TRASH..
abii oooo. . .i don dey wait sotey them wan turn me to waiter. .lolxz. At least if man see call up mark now we go know the next point of action which is gonna be preps for matric by God's grace.


On a second thought,i think goodluck jonathan is a graduate of oau. . .that na why the man slow like snail smiley
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:24pm On Aug 01, 2013
Hausa: tell u.i
U.I na school?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 11:19pm On Jul 31, 2013
Pls enough of the quoting of all these boring ASUU news. . .what we want is the 'call up'(cut-off) marks to be released

unilag just released theirs despite the strike so i see no reason why oau are still dulling us oh angry
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:02pm On Jul 31, 2013
Phtemie where art thou? sad

i wanna press charges on the rats in my house,they keep eating ma leftovers and trespassin while i am asleep angry

i wanna let them know that notin is above the law smiley

many thanks for our last legal case,the unholy chicken is chilling in panama prison,

barrister phtemie whats the way forward? grin

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