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 Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:47pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Michael u still dey 2go? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:46pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS: I was about doing that.... Omole was just faster  |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:44pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
michaeltotti: ahaahahhahahaha.funny gy.u carried me along sha''''''.............durin d pume?we went to a redeem where d vc,d admision officer Both worship..i senior u jakesund..u saw im for dream, i saw im real life..av told him abou u even wen av nt gt to kno u..Dont panic..otiwole.  |
| Sports › Re: Referee Stops Match To Break Ramadan Fast - August 5, 2013 by jakesund(m): 2:10pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Imagine if this happens in a champions league final match  |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:07pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
We need to setup a panel to look into the issue of shadow aspirants  always viewing without commenting.. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 1:55pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Guys its victory at last, was at an ocassion today and i was fortunate to see the v.c of oau..mehn royalty is written all over him,mr omole was looking fresh even though he's a bit old...he was putting on a white agbada and was in company of his ever alert security detail..i said to myself ''if only i could walk straight up to him and beg him to let me know when the cut off marks would be out and also push ma luck to know if he could help me enter oau...the party was graced by many dignitaries..i kept telling ma mum that mummy see my vc and after a while it began to sound like a chorus in a sunday service...and as faith would have it a man sitting at my back said omo mii(my son) are u a student of oau?..i said no sir i am aspiring to be admitted there this year..he said he's suprised that even without being a student of oau i kept calling omole my vc..i just smiled and didnt say anything and lo and behold he said he can get me through to talk to omole...was shocked to an extent where i could'nt say a single word..my face illuminated with a great smile coupled with fulfilment,curiosity and optimism..i felt as if all my worries were over...he then asked me to follow him...every step i took towards omole were filled with so much joy...it was as if i was walkin in the clouds...we got to were omole was seated and i was suprised on how his security let the man i was with through with no questions whatsoever...a smile lit omole's face when we got there and they shook hands and exchanged pleasantries after a couple of minutes he told omole that this boy is dreaming pls wake him up..omole landed a dirty slap on ma cheeks and i woke up...still on ma bed  4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: PHOTO: Lagos Driver Has Sex With Polytechnic Student, Posts Unclad Photos Online by jakesund(m): 9:48pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS: #activates my grenade_proof#...scampers to safety#... #thinking# how I take resemble X-kid na??must be the tribal marks |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:26pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
x-kid2000:dramatic arts go fit me?  |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:19pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
x-kid2000:i am amazed on how amazingly amazing the amazing bomb graced ya hideout  ##continues amazing grace while soaking gahrie(g-flakes) ## |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 6:17pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS: #opens thread door silently#Singing#My hope is built on nonetheless......... Me dey sight all my ogas at the top in my 8D oo.... I hail oooo #closes door with a BANG!#everybody wakes up with a scowl#... #dodges clubs and stoneS###throws grenade## |
| Education › Re: SKYE Bank Donates 600m ICT Facility To OAU by jakesund(m): 6:11pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
It keeps getting better #team OAU# |
| Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by jakesund(m): 6:06pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Mesopotamia: Boredom yaf want to rape me...#help!call 911 |
| Family › Re: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by jakesund(m): 5:52pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
What is bossom? Tot women had brea.st  Na which part of the body bossom con dey again oh |
| Crime › Re: 14-year-old Killed Herself After Being Bullied On Ask.fm by jakesund(m): 5:49pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Next Na person wey chop belle full dey kill demselves. #rushes out to soak gahrie# |
| Celebrities › Re: Fred Amata Parties With Viva Bianca 'Spartacus’ Star by jakesund(m): 5:42pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Wow! na nikita me wan party with viva no get second hand value again 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:29pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
michaeltotti: good aftunu peepz....to dose muntula pasting cut off mark of last yr ..i sight u ooo..u want mke pesin die of hypertension nii?abi u wan mke dem eat u like vampire?sum1 in pesin of cimetidene,fynest,samtoly nd dose wey dey pray for low cut off mark....wen is anoda meetin wit ASUU?i tink awil join dem in resolvin d matter...aos av tyar me...no phone,nurtyn nurtyn...abeg na beg i beg ASUU..dey don show us say dey gt maot..mke dem call it offits seems ASUU doesnt have credit on their phone to CALL the strike off pray make them FLASH the strike or send am TEXT MESSAGE |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 4:16pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
phtemie: "If you ask me,na who ah go ask?" Na the fire wey make d pot n kettle black u go ask |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 4:08pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
x-kid2000: i will set up a committee to look into this #calls pentagon# JAKE : Hello this is jake kindly put ma call through to president obama pentagon : how did u get this number sir JAKE : na inside dream i get am oya put me through to obama xkid wan finish me  pentagon : oboy bone that level obama dey write post utme JAKE : pentagon : omo na university oF ajegunle oh and na mortuary science be him course JAKE : bone that matter oh na ASUU strike go finish am...anyways how can we solve xkid palava once and for all Pentagon : xkid is already being taken care of sir JAKE : how Pentagon : we sent a nuclear bomb to afghanistan 15mins ago JAKE : ##SINGIN## Amazing grace... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 1:25pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
x-kid2000:farooq would do anything for two congos of g-flakes i trust him |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 1:01pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Xkid i see u |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 1:00pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
hackex: This is last year cut off..the guy wan give poeple hypertension on a wonderful tuesday afternoon |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 12:57pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
Hausa where art thou |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 8:07am On Aug 06, 2013 |
papindinho: see jake wey dey complain o. Bt phtemie no shout-greet nao.lolz. Good morning great peoplena microphone him use shout was dreaming of oau b4 he shouted... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 8:03am On Aug 06, 2013 |
phtemie: Pot calling kettle black! if i'm the pot and your're the kettle,who's the frying pan |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 8:02am On Aug 06, 2013 |
See as tension dey grip me like say i hold live nepa wire is it true that the admission status is out? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:38am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Tommybob: lol ..... Rotfl ..... Lmto... Funny u.... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 2:16am On Aug 06, 2013 |
phtemie: Good morning..see as u just wake me from sleep.. U be vampire nii? U no dey sleep ni? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:48pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
x-kid2000:##calls osama bin laden's second in command## JAKE : Hello farooq how market farooq : oboy things no easy for afghanistan g-flakes expensive die JAKE : thats exactly why i called, i am searching for the person who exposed osama to the americans  farooq : whats the reward.? JAKE : e suppose be free na farooq : economy no gree we do free things JAKE : OK TWO CONGO OF G-FLAKES :> farooq : walahi i will pinish him fa who is he JAKE : XKID2000 farooq : do u want him roasted bombed or barbecued? JAKE : all of the above |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:41pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
x-kid2000:WANTED=> x-kid2000 is wanted for committing E-murder.he secretly led Jakesund to believe in his predictions and then gave him a lady so beautiful(irony) that the mere sight of her distrupts meetings btw F.G and ASUU....if found pls return him to angola where he stays or faj where Jake stays .REWARD=>one congo of G-FLAKES bounty hunters oya get to work |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
x-kid2000:was also thinking about that too. If it turns out to be true u must predict ma future wife |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 4:04am On Aug 04, 2013 |
Hausa: i like your tracking device. What phone used that your type?blackberry |
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