₦airaland Forum

Adehwale: kicking off the red carpet event with a popular member of d threadjakesundkindly tell us ur outfit for the event *points mic at him*

Ashbaba: Xkid, sammy, jake nd all abeg make una ans me na.

Wat is archtecture osun catchment mark

michaeltotti: jake i no nid pesin tell me say u hate me..y alws to sanitate na im ma name would be?na me to b pickin papers nd used tyn for u*ehn*av even retire..ah no dey work aqain since 18b.c

x-kid2000:
As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [/center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that 1. Inform you that for tonight's event,over 600 able bouncers have been made available 2. If you leave with swollen chicks and fractured bones[no be ma fault oh],this is because the bouncers are ludicrously THIN... 3. Movement during the event is highly prohibited as this can attract THUNDEROUS SLAPS[u fit see moon o] 4. G-flakes and k-straw must be made available for all bouncers as failure to do so can lead to breaking of head with cold coca-cola bottles 5. The bouncers will be given a gurl each to rapport with to avoid boredom! NB: THE BOUNCERS DRESS CODE IS AGBADA AND FACE CAP COUPLED WITH NEATLY CARVED RUBBER SLIPPERS... Signed : X-KID.. Have a wonderful celebration ahead!

Chiamaka01: did anyone see my previous post? i can't find it.

Vetolips: authur na d kulikuli abi...smh bad bad

Adehwale: Hausa is also on strike, he should return to the thread when F.G meets ASUU demands.

Samtolly4JESUS: cool!..

Am happy the frying is under me..... But you won't be happy when....

The fart is passing over you

emmyeuler1: dose medicinal active ingredients are highly potent...by the way wat is gaius?

Samtolly4JESUS: make I help you finish the song.


She belongs to K- straw..


She resemble it...

Teaser4: I congratulate those of you that scape through, can't wait to see you guys next year.. . Arround March.... God will be with you all. Am here to answer any questions...

Vetolips: no b dt kin horn na honours ... u knw u gt 2 hons studyng english edu unlike english art wc is just 1...

Samtolly4JESUS: oh that's cool! I will also set up a committee to look into your committee...

#GEJ things....

Oluwatola5: Yes oooo, i don dey pack my loads

Oluwatola5: D@ dept 2 wicked ooo, coz is a double-hons course das y dey now raised d bar lyk d@, well i 10nk God i dusted dem sha, double-hons, here i com....#marchin majestically#

Oluwatola5: D future geographical planners ar not yet born....SMHing 4 u

Oluwatola5: Ok sir, gonna see 2 d@ ASAP, bro wld u lyk a sack or u wld manage a tipper of gflakes? We serve 2 our customers satisfaction here but Miketotti has bin hijackin all my delivery boys oo, if he dsnt get it den environmental sanitation officer is 2 b held culprit

papindinho: lolz..... This got me rtfl......

x-kid2000:
Jakey,pappy,oluwatola,sammy, una owe me g-flakes oh! Personally requesting for g-flakes from you three! #i no dey smile#

Samtolly4JESUS: oh! This calls for celebration!

Afolabi6046: haba 90 pecent is too much nw, buh all d same sha, we stil got chances

fksymbol: i never knew it wud (l) happen dz way again.if i had known...............................

Peterjosh: Merited through God's help for geology