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Erhm guys...lets not forget to pray for those who did'nt meet up with the cut off like sam said...

May God suprise them..


##be positive##

camizzy: SLASHA PLZ WOTZ DRAMATIC ARTZ CUTOFF,PRETTY PLZZZ

congrats sister...dramatic arts is 220

michaeltotti: hackex abg jux do dix favour..write evrytyn down..nd paste am once and for all nd we go copy am..nd we go dey paste for anyone dt nid it weda on 2go or mms sev...jux d merit..mke we assemble d tyn togeda na im good













me ah no dey drink garri jhoor..orelse garri wey gt kulikuli nd epaa..if he no gt dt..eye go dey pain mhee..

michael u are very resonable jawe...hackex should just post it all at once...and pls try to post the cut off for that guy aspiring for music

Ladies and gentlemen...

WE WILL BE LAUNCHING THE G-FLAKES REPUBLIC SOON!!!

SEE TOLA FOR MORE DETAILS

###TEAM GREATEST IFE###

##stumbles into thread and puts on his glasses##

what ama seeing??

We all made it?

Holy moses..ma prayers worked...

##faces fynest and starts dancing alingo##

mehn this calls for celebration...

Now we can finally move to stage two...

##ASUU if una no want make thunder fire una call of this strike oh...i wan resume##


CONGRATULATIONS BROTHERS AND SISTERS...

ALL D BARRISTERS IN THE HOUSE SAY AYE!!

Every night...before i go to bed,i leap back in tym to review ma activity for the day and smile at the fuuny ones and frown at the weird ones....

And just before i go to bed....i say a silent prayer...not for myself but for u my fellow aspirants...a simple prayer...for y'all to be admitted...

For i know the stress we've all gone through...may we all not be disappointed at the height of our expectations....

May they cut off favour us all..
And for those who dont meet up..
The cut off doesnt decide ur fate..
God does...so...pray hard...
And cry to him....
For he alone knows the end from the beginning..


May the lord God of host suprise us all...


Goodnight my brothers and sisters

temitope23: Please don't forget those of us in art incase you were opportuned to go to ife thanks peeps

dont worry..we would set up a comittee to look into that

michaeltotti: wen prof turn to chicken dt u breedin?ai see as u sabi english like dame patience...good evenin ma fellow widows..nd gej never die..dt yur cancux

i sabi english oh

i can spoke it mores thans ma first lady...just beleaf me ohkay?

that english na first class material..

Amen??

michaeltotti: i promise to renovate ya village bfore after ma sch..buh wit dix mess u nd tola is givin me..cross river go better yur state

no compare FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE to cross the river oh

for ma state we dey breed profs...u nor see as tola n i sabi book like obasanjo niii

And since the ministry is moving to the permanent site we nor need your environmental sanitation renovation

amen??

michaeltotti: falculty of environment designer nko?abi dey wan die?

i'm sure u meant to say environmental sanitation

Timichael: Let the Law aspirants knw their fate 2 nw. Abeg if u go sku 2mao, kindly branch at d faculty of law nd let's knw d cut off. D potential black nd whities are on dia knees pleading. Samtolly, i see u, come nd prostrate hia o make we beg them...

mr man dont be selfish..we want someone to get the cut off for all the faculty ..posting it bit by bit would not help matters...u have to consider others bro...what would it profit u to know ur cut off while others are still in the dark ?

Everyone i know in ife is currently not on campus....

this tension is getting too much

arts - no show

law - its coming

engineering - en route

health sciences - we don sabi our fate..

Admin - e sure die

agric - the forgotten ones

edu - pending


we need this cut off as fast as possible...

Samtolly4JESUS: The time we've been waiting for is finally here!!..

The cut off mark season that brews up tension to the extent that you'll subconsciously release fart...

#just like i did now.....

##covers nose and ducks behind tola##

sammy this fart fit make person fat oh

Odigie26: Pls any clue on cutoff for biochem

keep ur fingers crossed bro...it'll soon be out

Dr T.I:
Hello guys tz bin real lng since av posted anyfn @ NL..I av bin disguisin as a guex,well wld av posted earlier buh was avin probs in loggin in..Anyways want 2 give a big kudos 2 u guys 4 kipin diz thread alive...lyks of samtolly,xkid,brainy,jakesund...n d rest.U guys r 2much.Well am an x-predite n optimistically waitin 4 d pd cut offs.

you're welcome sir.....

we are glad u are now visible

Oluwatola5: nah environmental sanitation officer, Michealtotti do am...

lolz...if michael catch u na inside trash compactor him go throw all ya g-flakes oh

Ashbaba: 3 marks deficit for dentistry. How i wish ma papa na registrar 3 marks deficit for dentistry. How i wish ma papa na registrar

ma man i know exactly how u feel...in 2011 i had 277 in jamb and 270 in post utme with an aggregate of 273.5 and ma cut off was 275 for LL.B just 1.5 marks behind...was busy praying at home forgetting that heaven help those who help themselves...if i had gone to the faculty to cry and attempt suicide the dean would have pitied me...ma friend did it and he's now studying pol science in oau...

Morals of the story....once all the cut off marks are out..go to ife and beg,cry ,carry rope and pretend to attempt suicide and i'm sure one of the lecturers will pity u cause they all have slots.

Some people dey spend the whole day inside this thread..

erhm tola the delivery was flawed oh..na inside bako super bag them bring ma g-flakes...i nor see any gucci

or bako don turn gucci

Oluwatola5: i learnt sumfin of recent, and d@ is 'faith is a practical fin, neva ovawhelm urslf wif sumfin d@ is posin itslf 2 b a probz if u bliv d@ all is well'.......God bless u bro, stay kul

well said sister...well said...
but u forgot to add g-flakes in the concluding part

Sir mikky: Tuale,broda.... Hw'z ur side?

fyn sir...i read through last years thread and i really admire the way u set out to help ya fellow colleagues...I'm a big fan .

Will see u on campus by God grace...

Sir mikky i see ya...

maximum respect from here

Teaser4: TEASER4: a nairalander/an Oau undergraduate, real name lekan. Source:my dictionary.net

lolzz...welcome back boss

Epic!!!

I love this write up...

Solexy96: ENGINE: the 'heart' of any machine.

CUTOFF - something that causes tension and makes people's heart to pound like a mortar while pounding yam

michaeltotti: tofiapa...ayam aspiring for urban nd regional planning jho..nt environmental sanitation..u?

LL.D in the Dramatics

michaeltotti: lolz mrray also told me dt...buh leme see d cut off mark so dt awill know wat next..did u know:i did only oau pume in all d sch i chose for jamb...so if anytyn will apun..awil quickly gt d form.....nd am jux afraid sha..cux oau is nw tellin us to catch her if we cn...raisin d bar...am shakyn gan...ah no wan stay for aoz dix yr aqain..dt y....buh ray av assured me sha..he sed dey were 5 in d pd..nd two passed to pume...so i tink dt enuff for me nw

na which course u dey aspire for??...environmental sanitation

Will call ma boss on campus..if he's in school now i would go down to ife from osogbo and get the cut off for all courses..


Morning to y'all...

Follow ur heart on twitter and who knows?...it might follow u back


pride is'nt the problem you are scared outta ur wits...its best u flee as usual,but this time to afghanistan...where u wont have to think of her cuz you'll be too busy thinking of how to either take cover or pull a grenade pin

Moment of truth....!!!


All the best to ma brothers and sisters in arm!!

Samtolly4JESUS: check am and call me back immediately!

ba3 low

Oluwatola5: i respect u jawe.....anywai correct g-flakes is on 4 sale, u kno our usual deal now, a plastic now goes 4 100k, RMBER:if it isnt Tola's g-flakes, it can neva b lyk hers, offer lasts while stock lasts

i am still waiting for ya promo sales ....100k for g-flakes ?...na golden garrie ?