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x-kid2000:
JAKE!!!!

XKID!!!

Samtolly4JESUS: Jakes! Jakes! Jakes! How many times did I call you

bro,ah did'nt see ya missed call on ma phone but i'll recheck

I'll like to address the whole house...

Morning fellow aspirants..
And shadow aspirants as well
In as much as i would like to bash saheven ,i think i'll let it go ..its kinda hard but i just have to...i'm sorry to disappoint those looking forward to that ..well this room should be for the benefit of all,and it would be selfish of me to turn it into a warzone..

For the first time in ma life,i'm walking away from a provocation ...and it feels good...


I'm also sorry to disappoint some haters , i wont be relenting in ma efforts to make this thread lively while praying we all get to the promise land(oau) this year...

Without criticism how can we get better...

We must value peace above our ego

i luff u all so mush but i still love ma gahrie more


##jake stops a bike##

bikeman : where u dey go

JAKE : e no too far..

Bikeman : oga na where na

JAKE : dreamland,how much

Bikeman : #500

JAKE : na witch u wan carry

bikeman : una plenty na

JAKE : who plenty

bike man : look ya back na

##jake looks back and still cant see anyone and starts to freak out##

bikeman : una dey go ni?

JAKE : Oga if na play stop am

bikeman : i serious...look ya back u go see them..fyn boys and girls in oau matric gown

JAKE : oh...u mean ma shadow aspirants?

Bikeman : e be like so

JAKE : oga dey go we go trek


##bike man zooms off....and jake brings out SHADOW KOBOKO...turns back and smiles##

JAKE : i will flog d shadow out of u ..una must be visible aspirants by force

saheven: that shows maturity. Compare ur reply with samtolly. If the whole of nigeria is like you, we'll have few intellects. I respect you but and all these...love you. In either case, kip the thread moving with reasonable things

u are just an illusion...u do not exist.

Samtolly4JESUS: oga jakes... No need to write epistle na... Just do like I did... Laugh over it

today na sunday
i dey do charity

i'm giving hope to the hopeless

through ma epistolary work

amen!!!

michaeltotti: Hmmm.no one lovs me sha:-(.especialy d launchin planner.u leav treasurer,cun say mke ah dey bounce 4 door.is dt lov?abi u wan turn me to steward wey go face crowd nd wont watch ball.abeg d tyn nid rearrangement abi mke we burst am.




Nd murova i no gt ige(chest)jakesund gt wela.mke im b

oboy ah no get 'ige' oh but i know bola ige

saheven: Jxt passing.
Hausa, i saw ur comments on Samtolly (where u said why he put Jesus with username), You are a naïve.
Jakesund and co, na work u do 4 this place o, but u can spend this period adding values to ur life...reading great books and sharing them with us than thinking 4 hrs on what to write and spending the whole day following it up. Love u all.

saheven thanks for ur concern

i have read alot of great books trust me...and i see nothing bad in coming out here to keep this thread moving,afterall i dont get paid to do so

if u have a problem with ma posts kindly ignore them... all work and no play makes jack a dull boy,we are here to wait for the reward of our hard work...

BTW mr 'value' if you have so much value in your life after reading so many great books,how about u share it with us instead of sounding like my grand ma

papindinho: lolz......... Badt man montana

ma oga i loyal oh..

Fynestboi: Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gatheredbut only one boy came with anumbrella.


THAT'S FAITH!


!

When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.


THAT'S TRUST!!




Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.


THAT'S HOPE!!




We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties.


THAT'S CONFIDENCE!!!





We see the world suffering.. weknow there is a possibility of same or similar things happening to us But still we get married.


THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE!!!

lemme add some points

we apply to schools even when we know ASUU will strike..

THATS GAMBLING!!

A short man marries a short woman and expexts the children to be tall..

TWO OF DEM FAIL BIOLOGY FOR SEC SCHOOL..


your ba3 is low and you are still expecting whatsapp message..

NA CRAZE!!

you wanna ask a girl out and u'VE gOt bad breath

THATS SERIOUS!!


u wrote unilag's post jamb and u are checking your name on oau's eportal..

NA SEASON FILM...



evening pals..i'm getting bera ..wanna specially thank those that prayed for me..una prayers dey work oh abeg make una pray make fed govt gimme contract i go settle una

Samtolly4JESUS: Thanks @ those who honoured the I.V

@papindihno: you're the best CSO

@X-kid: its obvious you're a baneling.. Richard cypher will take care of you

@Jakes: baba, I hail oo.. As for that Malaria, you're healed in Jesus Name!

As for those who retain their shadowy identity... Just wanna tell you that the new 50D is very active.. Twill expose y'all.
.. #bows outta stage#

amen..

papindinho: sorry boss, you are healed by the Greatest Healer insha Allah

amen

x-kid2000:
Lols... E go b like 'film trick' when everything go happen... #watching from ma CCTV cameras# #gulps cold g-flakes water#

xkid,so after sharing ma g-flakes with u,u wan still roast me But wait oh that bomb wey i send nor reach afghanistan or all this ya post na just ''film trick'' ? ..thats why i hate all these chinese fims..person wey i don bomb still dey post for nairaland...



##remembers ghost exists##



##jake runs off forgetting his shadow##



xkid abeg tell ma shadow make e meet me for the launching ceremony

Got a call last night from an unknown caller,after a couple of minutes i threatened that i would end the call if the caller does'nt tell me who it is. . .lo and behold it was the popular bully malaria...now that i'm within its grasp i wanna ask y'all to kindly pray for me...thanks..

papindinho: and I wan talk am say X-kid go vex o........ Chai#no vex boss, na beta post Samtolly wan assign u na im make im dey silent for now

##clears throat.##
papindinho u too dey lie tell xkid d truth na

...ok if u no go tell am me go tell am..

##clears throat and takes one spoon of gahrie##

ur name is not on the list becux samtolly knows u prefer BLACK AND WHITE -00''INCHES TV ...that kind tv wey our grandpa dey lock inside cage..

Samtolly4JESUS: did I ask you to talk@Tola? .. I planned to
do the official launching at 12pm. I have to do it
now niyen...... #clears throat# God has blessed this
thread with a new 72' 15D CCTV through me ..
Launching officials goes thus
ChairMan: Samtolly
ChairLady: Miracy
Chief launcher: Fynestboi
MC: Jakesund;P
Welfare: Oluwatola
Chief Security Officer: Papindindho
Choir ministration: phtemie
All shadow aspirants will be my guests;p
Thanks as You honour my invitation. #bows outta
thread#

##sees his name on the list,runs off to borrow suit from his pastor and wrapper from tola##

oya d MC is here let the launching begin

Oluwatola5: Ah, nawa 4 u oh, dunno wut u want law 4 wen dramatic arts is shinnin it's teeth @u.....em, d@ reminds me, i cant still bliv am stuck wif u 4 life as my broda #eyes soakd#

##crying in chinese##....chin bo kun ah ta quan zu gin liu a bakul.

Ma sister cant i just disown u and then marry u

Xyoung lemme get this straight

She claims she's not convinced u love her and yet collects your gifts whole-heartedly?..and still claims she's not sure

This your babe na 'scarcity' cuz her demands will always be higher than your supply

run while u still can or keep enduring until one day when u've given her your car papers,atm card n pin,birth cert etc then she vanishes to afghanistan to join yezudo

bory09: what is sensible in this post of yours. I think you can do more than this just keep trying

the guy get sensible fever!!...thats why he's so sensible #irony#

just ignore him

IKJ66: **Watching 4rm iz private jet as jakesund prostrates flat 4 im**
u r admitted already at all,me come check my gal frd here[omotola5] buh i no c her,make una jise fun

lolz!.joseph the dreamer

But wait oh..is it legal for u to copy ma signature without asking me

I literally formed it from ma head.

#plagiarism

Hausa: chill brother. A lot of people will vanish(& never return) once the cut off is out;
more fresh people will join NL once d cutoff is out;
more will join once d merit list is out;
more will still join when d supp. lists are out;
and many more will leave for good when they realise that after all their contributions to this thread, OAU still went ahead to R. A. P. E. them (because they found their names no where near the list).... excetra excetra.
>
so just chill

R. A. P .E ?

##rushes off to get iron made underwear and dives under my bed##

i need to start praying ##snatches scarf from camizzy's head ties it on his head and starts singing praise and worship##

This beverly girl totally defines the word ''confused''

Adegbemigunjosh: shadow aspirant lyk me...Dis JAKESUND EHN....Kudos.....always makin dis place lively...lolzzz

awww! ...thanks

ProfChris10: I dreamt I was admitted. **smiles** I pray for all of una wey dey this thread, una go smile when admission list comes out.

dreams come tru bro..
Amen..we will all meet at greatest ife

Jake u look like 190

##cried all night##

Loolzz!!

giving the kids a glimpse of the good stuff

Eeewww!!!

##rushes out to puke##

The next thing we'll hear is that ronaldo bought the whole city bcuz they hosted a party without inviting him

Samtolly4JESUS: #little does he know that I have a slap-proof device#.... I bought in afghAnistan

Hausa: ...and bombs your hand b'cos u werent trained on how to handle it

lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: Viewing this topic: Omole(VC), Samtolly4Jesus(m)#.... SMH for all una we dey dream see VC... As you can all see, na me and Omole dey view this topic right now... E dey beside me

u are dreaming inside my dream


##orders a mopol to give samtolly a friendly slap to jolt him back to reality..mopol refuses and insists on a home and away slap##

##baaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!##

phtemie: All my ogas and ogastresses,I hail O...Jakesund, I SMH for una O...I think it's high-time you saw pastor Samtolly for a special prayer session..

**just passing by**

Oya kneel down hands up and close ya eyes...michael get me 6 kpankere...i wan quote constitution for phtemie

papindinho: abi o..... I no know why people like tasting without saying sweet or sour.....

i wonder oh...when the cut off marks comes out they'll be the ones asking ''pls what's the cut off mark for laliga arts and champions league education'' how can the thread stay alive without comments?...to all those viewing without commenting spam-bot is watching u it'll be one comment one ban.

N.B:...if u get banned for commenting see our counsellor fynestboi or adexlawyer he has a BSC IN BANNING ENGINEERING