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The man oversize belle dey overweight for the helicopter, when e be say the ting come begin dey swerve for up sotay the engine come fail gbosaaaaa.

Na from there the helicopter carry the bigi belle man fall down from up gburugudu gbiiiiiii !

No be small ting, my broda.

This is one of the craziest incidents in the entire history of aviation. The co-pilot apparently launched a knife attack on his captain, and stabbed him multiple times before crew and passengers managed to break in the cockpit door and subdue the co-pilot who apprently intended to crash the aircraft.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj6xS21afX0

Dogalmighty17:
That is a sign of fluid build up in the extremities or edema. While it may be as a result of a number of underlying health issues, it is not exactly conclusive.

That is a very informed observation you have made. Interestingly US President Donald Trump also suffers from fluid buildup in his legs, while it is rumored that he also wears adult diapers due to his suffering from fecal incontinence.

Medical issues aside, Atiku is one of the most prolific treasury looters ever to occupy high office in Nigeria, AND he is also a known sponsor of terrorist kidnapping gangs who have now turned Nigeria into a basket case lawless nation that international travelers are strongly advised to avoid visiting.

This incident that went down 4 months ago in my favorite American city - San Diego, illustrates that even a lowly PEN, grasped menacingly in the hand of a person ignoring police orders to drop it, can result in the person holding the pen getting shot multiple times.

In this instance, a woman who was clearly under the influence of a powerful drug, disregarded repeated orders to drop her pen, and wound up getting hit twice in a barrage of six pistol shots fired by a police officer. Amazingly, the woman remained on her feet despite getting hit twice by gunfire, and was only subdued with the use of a massive electric shock from a taser, which finally made her fall to the ground.

Anyone who wonders why police officers tend to fire multiple shots when being charged by an armed suspect, this video clip is eloquent testimony about how impervious to pain a drug crazed suspect can become.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOmaMes2dio

Two thousand men is four BATTALIONS of deadly trained militants with infantry weapons.

This is a job for drones and ground attack aircraft.

Once adequate surveillance has been conducted from the air and the precise location of this terrorist formation is known, then the Nigerian Airforce should rain ordnance down on the virgin hunters to vaporize them all in place.

The two most cherished hobbies in South African townships are (1) Getting blind drunk, and (2) Shooting their guns at each other.

The only surprise therefore, is that we do not hear of a mass shooting in South Africa on a daily basis.

More power to them with their deadly hobbies. I have never set foot there, and never will, so this sort of news is to me nothing more than light entertainment.

Westves:
^^^ his village people sent the cops as two factor authentication in the event the ghastly accident proves insufficient to eliminate the relative progressing beyond humble origins ought to restrain him. I wonder whether what backup measures would have been deployed to supplement. Perhaps a leviathan creature would have risen from that stream to consume him whole

Village people on the rampage haha.

I must say, though, that the sheer number of Americans that are suicidal is baffling. While millions of would-be immigrants to the USA are certain that all their problems will vanish once they make it into the USA, so many who were born in the USA are so fed up of life that they DEMAND for police officers to shoot them dead.

After viewing quite a few of these police shootings from all over America, it is alarming to note how many people FORCE the police to kill them by approaching officers with a deadly weapon, while ignoring multiple warnings to stop the attack and drop the weapon.

This particular incident that occurred just last year in Texas is one in which a lady police officer appeared on the scene where a man had crashed his car into the mud on the shore of a lake.

Presuming that the driver of the crashed car might be injured and needing help, the police officer belatedly spotted a knife in the belt of the accident victim, who suddenly charged at the officer, forcing her to fire first one, and then a second shot, to kill the attacker. The stress in the voice of the officer is palpable, as she reluctantly drops the deranged attacker dead in his tracks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2_-r49jYU

IbeOkehie:
See, I didn't even think of the kidnapping epidemic. Hmmmm, na wa o. Thanks for that.

I've often mentioned this prophetic 1994 article in my earlier times on Nairaland -

https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/archives/1994/02/273-2/132677298.pdf



Some saw this coming a looooong time ago. It's an amazing read.

Good Luck to Nigerians.

Genocidal anarchy sometimes erupts overnight, but more often, it flares up with increasing frequency wherever the drifting embers of irate public disaffection fall, as the vengeful poor begin to stalk and devour not only the rich, but also the marginally less impoverished.

IbeOkehie:
Nowhere is safe, rural or urban. Even family can't be trusted, in fact relatives are the worst because they feel ENTITLED to your wealth or property. Where a crime is committed, accountability is often lacking due to the poorly motivated and funded police and judiciary.

There's no point. This thing of going back to ones poor origins or neighborhood is more dangerous than people realize. It's not just in Nigeria, it's a thing in Black America too, there's beaucoup stories of mid level celebrities and even ordinary people being killed out of jealousy and envy, just a simple internet search will confirm it.

So many UK citizen returnees/retirees to Jamaica were being killed that the UK government had to make a strong protest to the Jamaican government.

Good Luck to Nigerians.

There is so much truth in these words you have written. Any person whose appearance gives even the slightest hint of having escaped poverty would be wise to avoid neighborhoods, and indeed entire countries, where poverty is widespread, lest one fall victim to predators crazed with hunger, jealousy or just simmering, volatile rage over their lot in life.

The current epidemic of kidnapping in Nigeria is arguably the most terrifying manifestation of poverty's homicidal contempt for perceived wealth. The number of kidnap victims in Nigeria who wind up tortured to death, often while being filmed, AFTER ransoms have been paid, stands in stark and sobering testimony to this undeclared demographic war that ravages Nigeria and other comparable Third World backwaters.

IbeOkehie:
This is one of the BIG REASONS why I can't live in Nigeria again. The poverty is overwhelming and a high standard of living provokes jealousy, hatred, theft and aggression. Unless you're at a level where you have a squad of skilled & high powered security OR you restrict yourself to exclusive areas, it's simply not worth the trouble.

Then there's the emotional torment. Only sadists can enjoy living well in Nigeria among all the poverty stricken people.

Tufiakwa.

Good Luck to Nigerians.

That disparity between the very rich and the very poor is most evident in the cities of Nigeria. Lagos frightens me. On the rare occasions that I go there, my head is on a swivel as I glance left and right in fear of sudden attack by any of the desperate hungry people I see sizing me up the instant I get there. It is exhausting, just having to be in such a state of heightened vigilance.

I feel like a hunted animal whenever I find myself in Lagos, even though I don't look wealthy, and do not travel in any expensive vehicles.

Mandem05:
Oga fank you por ya exflensan, as par as when e rich ya turn e no go coflen, ba wahala.

Haba baa magana, Megida. Na gworo and man power me I dey sell fwa market.

Nsha Allah me sef I gwo see felenty money one day, come enter yanga moto like you.

Mandem05:
What kind of STUP@d UTTERANCE are you spewing? Make pesin nor drive him car again?

Sank you, my pellow kwantiri-mans. Make I use broken language explain am for you.

If you be bigi money man for Nigeria, and you like to dey enter fine yanga moto any time when you ready to go out, take small money rent policeman when go carry big gun dey follow you pursue any area boys when fit try to block road because of to collect money for ya hand.

If you know say you no ready to rent police wey dem go fiti dey protect you for inside yanga moto, na to enter old moto when no fine, na him remain, IF you get sense for head.

Money man when mistake go enter yanga moto for any journey inside Nigeria, but who no come gree rent police to follow am, go take eye see shege for dat road. Hungry dey outside, and area boys dem eye don dey red. Make you no mistake go test dem o.

Now, my broda, I don take broken explain how the ting be for Nigeria. If you like, make you kukuma go face area boys witi ya yanga moto, and den forget to let police follow you, make you take know say no be lie when I dey lie for you here today.

shekauvsbuhari:
I know you must be a Tinubu supporter to be encouraging thuggery and stealing.

Actually I have never once voted for any candidate in any election in any part of the world, over the course of my entire life thus far.

onuman:
Classrooms should not be a place to show off one's religious faith.

"Political sharia," that's how Obasanjo dismissed the adoption of sharia crimimal justice system by the far north 12 states of Nigeria.
Perhaps, Obasanjo never believed that any Nigerian would think of use of sharia criminal justice system in 21st century Nigeria. Sharia criminal laws include stoning blasphemous persons to death, stoning women to death for adultery, cutting out the hands of thieves, and other obsolete punishment methods in ancient Islamic cultures.
The genesis of the intractable insecurity in Nigeria today is adoption of Islamic sharia criminal justice system in far northern Nigeria beginning 1999.

France has outlawed all these burqa, niqab, hijab things in public schools.
Italy will follow.

The barbaric tortures presented as "justice" under the Sharia theocratic model are indeed terrifying to contemplate. That said, the denial of formal education to generations of northern Nigerians, by their elected leaders who looted treasuries with reckless abandon, is arguably the main reason why Islamist terror took hold in northern Nigeria with such rapid ease and tenacity.

Legions of illiterate adults crazed by hunger make willing recruits for the bloodthirsty kidnap gangs now proliferating across the entire nation, after taking root amid the man-made intellectual desert of northern Nigeria. Hopefully it will not be too late for the Nigerian leadership to emulate the Italian initiative with a view to legislatively taming the Islamist monster, before it is too late.

smallsmall:
What kind of gutter-talk is this?
When did it become a crime, for a man to work hard and use his earnings to buy what pleases his heart?

Is he the one responsible for the Mob who chose to wreck their own Life with illicit Dr*gs/Drinks or the Government that failed them?

Why should the 'poor and wretched' be venting their anger on a Private individual, while applauding the Politicians and Government officials who are looting their future?

And what is the job of the Policemen in that location, if they cannot protect a member of the Public from this sort of extortion and assaault?
Something does not add up here.

My existentialist belief system is anchored to the pragmatic concept of recognizing the distinction between the way things should be, and the way they are in reality. In other words, while I would love to see Nigeria become a safe playground for the super-rich to display their toys, I also concede that I am powerless to single-handedly introduce law-abiding peaceful decorum to a nation of 200 million fellow travelers in the midst of a biting economic recession.

All valid reasons for the status quo in Nigeria notwithstanding, it is factual to describe Nigeria as one of many places on this planet where the very rich would be wise to conceal obvious trappings of their wealth in all instances where they intend to mingle with the impoverished majority. Mexico and Venezuela are good examples of lawless lands where kidnappers reign, forcing the rich to tenure armed protection at all times, while paying close attention to the wisdom of staying low-key and flying under the public's radar.

onuman:
If Italy didn't take quick steps, they will urinate on Italy's constitution by adopting sharia criminal justice system.
Obasanjo as president of Nigeria thought it was all politics between 1999-2003 as he watched the political and religious leaders in the 12 far north Nigeria states urinate on Nigeria's Constitution and adopted unconstitutional Islamic sharia criminal justice system - in a society of plural religious faiths - a recipe for disaster.

And the disasters came in form of Boko Haram with its offshoots like mass kidnappers for ransome, bandits, and armed Fulani herdsmen- all gunning for a Nigeria to be governed with Sharia criminal justice system.

There are indeed correlations between the Islamist agenda that was initially imposed on Nigeria during President Obasanjo's time, and the emerging Islamist threat to Italy's secular governmental structure that is now being addressed in a decisive manner with the rejection of Islamist disguises, in a bold step which is likely to be the first of several sanity restorative measures yet to be taken in Italy.

Wstation:
There is a lot of value in moving quietly. Just blend in, drive a 2019 Camry, keep your face covered, do what you came to do, and leave unnoticed. If you choose to flaunt a Cybertruck instead, be prepared for the predators that kind of attention attracts. People will argue it’s their right to be as flashy as they want, which is true. Just don't be shocked by the consequences if your idea of freedom is spraying cash in the air before speeding away. Just my thoughts.

The rich who love flaunting their cash to impress desperate hungry people rarely bother reading online forums like this one. All the wisdom that they acquire is thus from The School of Hard Knocks.

LZAA:
Are you sure you're okay?
No seriously
Are you?

I am awaiting brain transplant surgery. A willing baboon donor is being hunted as I type these words.

qtx:
That is entitlement mentality, bro. I don't support this. No matter the hardship, what is wrong is absolutely wrong. No justification in spite of the hunger. Lagos is a smart city indeed.

What seems like "entitlement" from your perspective is pure urban survival instinct in my book. Anyone who wears a Rolex watch in some areas of Los Angeles, is asking for a violent mugging, just as anyone driving a flashy car in some parts of Lagos, is tempting fate.

codemaniacs:
he is surrounded by criminals not poverty..

you don't blame the victim for been attacked unless you are bad government supporter and keyboard warrior of APC..

i hope you can afford to buy fuel with your keyboard warrior salary

Haha I ask myself this same question now and then.

Sirianese:
You don't need to show 'signs of great wealth', just drive a half-decent car in any Lagos hood now and you are at risk of attack unless you pay those boys money

And the most heartbreaking part of it is that they just loaf around from morning till night, seven days a week. Grown men who actually believe that money comes via 'luck', and that the reason you MUST give them is because somehow you've been 'lucky' and they are not

Lagos is indeed an undeclared war zone. I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times I set foot there in the past decade.

codemaniacs:
you see why I said you are more evil..

why are bad things coming to your mind towards a successful man.

will you die or fall sick if its good things you allow into your mind

Amen to that sir. You are the symphony director of my destiny. Everything you declare, will surely come to pass.

codemaniacs:
Lagos is not the whole of Nigeria.

he is displaying it in Lagos and this is how entitled men in Lagos behave..

in other states outside the South West he may not get such reaction.

I just pray make that rich man no go take yanga wake trouble for where him dey sleep jeje.

codemaniacs:
you are more evil than the agberoes and beggars in Lagos..

Thank you kindly for this compliment.

PapalsBull:
That's why you see them always shouting "Islam will take over the world".

I sometimes think the activities of Muslims in western nations gave rise to conservatives. Hell, they are now taking over.

Those hysterical demands for Sharia amputation "law" in Europe, and the hideous dress code of those Batman impersonators, has the effect of demonizing ALL non-white immigrants to Europe, which in turn encourages moderate Europeans to embrace far-right ideologies that promote mass deportation of ALL foreign born people REGARDLESS of their religion or willingness to assimilate Western values and norms.

CrownedPhoenix:
Did you make this comment with the implications this has on NFPL, Inter Lagos FC and Onikan Stadium as whole?

How do we continue to canvass for more patronage of Nigerian fans and supporters?

You're quite insensitive and myopic.

In the absence of adequate security, discretion is the better part of valor.

Hide your money when you are surrounded by poverty, if you value your life over the need to show off.

ElevationD:
Drive your crappy old car while you allow the young man who has legitimately earned his income and purchased his Cybertruck drive his car.

It does not make any sense to accuse the young man of enjoying his car, when it clear that those youths are neither beggars nor hungry people. Those simply are criminals who chose that path for themselves. Government has watched such persons systematically overtake Lagos and they know that most of them are robbers, clothed in jealousy and poverty.

That begs your did not start in the recent times. It was there in the 90s in Lagos, with the whole of Broad street, Ereko, Breadfruit, Idumota, etc as their bases. They would stop people on the streets and ask for ground rent. They carried on like that until Buba Marwa became the Governor of Lagos state. It was Buba Marwa who swept them all off the streets of Lagos. None of them dared to return until BAT became the Governor in 1999. Thugs, thugs and hooligans returned to Lagos in full force since then.

So do not blame the player. Blame those who use such boys to perpetuate themselves in power in Lagos state.

The player was not wrong to go to the stadium with car. Even if he went with your type of crappy old car, they would have recognized him and stopped him for money.

No be only five million, na fifty billion. If they could vandalize the car, they would have done so.

I agree with every word you have written here, and this is why I only ever set foot in Lagos when I need to catch an international flight. Lagos is a very scary place for this village boy who knows Southern California's freeways like the back of my hand.

PapalsBull:
If you ain't ok with their mode of dressing, leave their country and go back to your fvcking hell hole.
Leave! Leave!! Leave!!!

Rather than leave and return to their septic tank nations, they hope to forcibly impose their backwardness on European nations.

Franking:
What did the area boys do when they saw bullion vans entering a private property in Bourdillion?

When the area boys see firepower and heavy security, they keep their distance. Anyone who is NOT moving with that kind of heavy security must use common sense to avoid triggering hungry people who are prone to getting violent in an instant.

xxgig:
First it is his money, earned in a foreign land not through government, political or national patronage.

Nobody is disputing the source of that well paid football players wealth. His displaying that wealth in a Third World country places him at risk of continuous harassment by beggars, or worse, kidnapping that could send him to the grave even after ransom has been paid.