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Satan has opened a branch office in northern Nigerinaistan. This is the result of decades during which northern Nigerian political leaders DENIED their population the right to a formal education, making them easy recruits for terrorists offering money and guns.

If you ever visited northern Nigeria in the past, and wondered what would become of school-aged children roaming the streets there as hordes of professional beggars who swarmed around cars that stopped to buy petrol, this is the result of those children growing up to become illiterate gunmen enlisted by Islamist terror gangs.

Regrettably the northern Nigerian treasury looting class do NOT face the peril of that Islamist terror Tsunami that they caused, because they and their extended families are relaxing in Dubai, London, and Saudi Arabia, feeding fat off that stolen oil money as they have done for decades.

SixSeven:
The Story of Uloko

Uloko was a wealthy and ambitious young man who believed that money, influence, and public recognition were the true measures of success. He wanted to be admired by everyone in his community and dreamed of becoming an important member of the Igwe's cabinet. To maintain this image, he spent far beyond his means, organized lavish celebrations, and gave large donations, not always because he genuinely wanted to help, but because he wanted people to praise and recognize him.

His brother, Chigo, returned from Tanzania and was disturbed by the materialistic society he found around him. He noticed that many young people were becoming obsessed with quick wealth and public display. Some of them were involved in internet fraud, popularly known as "Yahoo Yahoo," while others were willing to use dangerous ritual practices in their desperate search for riches.

Chigo repeatedly warned Uloko about the dangers of his lifestyle. Uloko was already heavily indebted because he wanted to maintain his reputation as a wealthy man. His father and wife also advised him to reduce his spending and live within his means. However, Uloko refused to listen. He believed that becoming richer and more influential would solve all his problems.

As his debts increased, Uloko became desperate. He began looking for a faster and easier way to make money. He eventually became involved with people who promised him extraordinary wealth through ritual means. Instead of earning his money through honest work, he became willing to sacrifice what was most precious to him for wealth.

In his desperation, Uloko even considered sacrificing his own son for money. His greed had become so great that human life no longer seemed as valuable to him as the wealth he desired. This showed how far his obsession with money had taken him.

The story also reflects the dangerous behaviour of some "Yahoo boys" who publicly display wealth by donating large sums of money, buying expensive items, or even donating cows and money during rituals in order to demonstrate their success and attract admiration. Such displays may make them appear successful, but they can hide the suffering, fear, crime, and moral corruption behind the wealth.


Uloko's Desperate Act
As Uloko's desire for wealth grew more desperate, he became involved in a dangerous attempt to obtain money through ritual means. In his desperation, he targeted his brother Chigo's houseboy, believing that the boy could be used for the ritual sacrifice.

The houseboy was eventually found, and the discovery shocked both Chigo and Uloko's wife. They could hardly believe that Uloko had gone so far as to consider sacrificing an innocent boy simply because of his obsession with wealth.

At that time, Uloko was already seriously ill and hospitalized. Chigo and Uloko's wife decided not to tell him that the houseboy had been found. They feared that if Uloko discovered that the boy had returned safely, the shock and emotional distress could worsen his condition and possibly kill him.

To protect Uloko from the news, Chigo quietly sent the houseboy away and kept the matter from his brother. The incident revealed just how far Uloko's greed had taken him. His pursuit of money had reached a point where he was prepared to sacrifice another human being, while the people who genuinely cared about him were left to deal with the consequences of his actions.

Uloko eventually discovered that the people who surrounded him because of his money were not genuine friends. When he became seriously ill and could no longer spend money or offer them benefits, many of them abandoned him. The people who truly cared about him were the same people whose advice he had repeatedly rejected.

Before his death, Uloko regretted his choices. He realized that the wealth and social recognition he had pursued had brought him neither peace nor genuine happiness. His story became a warning about the terrible consequences of allowing greed and the desire for quick money to destroy one's conscience and family.


Major Lessons

1. The Dangers of Greed
Uloko allows his desire for wealth to overcome his sense of right and wrong. His greed eventually pushes him toward dangerous and immoral decisions.

2. Quick Wealth Can Have a Heavy Price
The story warns against the desire to become rich through fraud, crime, or ritual practices. Wealth gained without moral principles can lead to fear, destruction, and tragedy.

3. Public Display Does Not Prove Success
Donating cows, giving away large amounts of money, and displaying expensive possessions may attract attention, but they do not necessarily show that a person is truly successful or happy.

4. Human Life Is More Valuable Than Money
Uloko's willingness to consider sacrificing someone's son shows the extreme danger of placing money above human life. No amount of wealth is worth the life of another person.

5. Listen to Good Advice
Uloko's father, wife, and brother warned him repeatedly, but he ignored them. His tragedy shows the importance of listening to people who genuinely care about our welfare.

6. Hypocrisy and False Recognition
Some people may appear generous because they want praise and social recognition. True generosity should come from compassion, not from the desire to impress society.

7. Wealth Should Be Acquired Honestly
The story teaches that honest work may take time, but it preserves one's dignity, conscience, and relationships. The pursuit of instant wealth can destroy all three.


What Can You Learn?

1. Money should never become more important than human life and dignity.

2. We should not admire people simply because they display wealth or donate large amounts of money publicly.

3. We should avoid fraud, ritual practices, and other dangerous shortcuts to wealth.

4. Genuine success comes from honest work, good character, and responsible living.

5. We should listen to sincere advice from parents, family members, and people who genuinely care about us.

6. No amount of money is worth sacrificing a family member or harming another human being.

7. Public donations and extravagant displays do not automatically make someone generous or successful.

8. We should be content with honest progress instead of allowing social pressure to push us into dangerous decisions.

9. A person's character and the lives they touch are more valuable than cars, houses, money, titles, or social status.

10. True wealth is having a good name, a clear conscience, loving relationships, and a life that does not destroy others.

Many pearls of wisdom are here for the few willing to read and learn.

One never sees the likes of Dangote, Otedola, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, or Mark Zuckerberg showing off jewelry, clothing or flashy cars. The formidable might of great wealth manifests in revolutionary projects that stand the test of time, and which serve humanity in a unique, meaningful manner. Trinkets and fast cars are the hallmarks of those living beyond their means

NoSmoking:
I have seen carcasses...
Severally

Let us hope that you are not a miner.

This type of sad ending occurs more frequently in the Industrialized West where people live in isolation to a greater extent than occurs in Africa where family ties often tend to last for life.

In this instance, the woman who died quietly at home was disliked by her neighbors, who kept away until her corpse began to smell. She was disliked in life, and in death, by neighbors who knew what she was, and wanted nothing to do with her.

This gruesome and lonely demise should serve is a lesson to all who make life difficult for others, because when the Grim Reaper comes calling, the deaths of hated individuals come as a relief to all who they inconvenienced, whereby such endings tend to elicit quiet jubilation rather than mourning.

Skydiv:
The pastor probably did a spiritual job for him, and he has come to give his appreciation and thanksgiving. Things like this make me question the existence of God.

Haha in God we trust, but all others must pay cash, thank you Jeeesus. On a serious note, given Papa God's exalted status as the Jack of all Trades and Master of ALL, it stands to reason that generous tithes and donations will be expected of anyone seeking bespoke blessings that will assure the success of all God-fearing criminal endeavors that generous tithe-givers can dream up.

In other words, our joyous internet fraudster criminals filmed exulting in church are, as you rightly pointed out, merely conveying their appreciation to the rental pastor, for his powerful prayers and fasting that blessed great stolen wealth upon the criminals' coffers.

HacheNoire:
You seem to have a better idea. I was just mad.

I recently took a flight to London through Muritala Airport, and was impressed by the level of scrutiny that my baggage attracted. The X-Ray machine for carry-on luggage was working, and the people monitoring the video screens were seriously focused on spotting anomalies. I was then given a full body search before being allowed to proceed to the departure gate. No bribes were requested from me at any stage of this rigorous outbound screening process.

With the tight security for carry-on luggage in mind, one must assume that an even greater level of scrutiny is applied to the check-in suitcases, which are likely checked out by drug-sniffer dogs, in addition to being subjected to the usual x-ray analysis.

Hassanmaye:
Omo NDLEA is working how are they gotten information?

All it takes is for one single buyer of the weed to be caught by police or NDLEA at the local motor park or on the street.

The stoner captured with the "exhibit" will then be given the option of either jail with hard labor, OR disclosure of the seller's identity.

The captured and "repentant" weed buyer may even be fitted with a hidden camera to go back and buy more weed from the same source.

When the evidence has been gathered, the original suspect might be allowed to go free with a warning, while the seller go buy market for station.

AngelicBeing:
Hian, for admitting to contributing air ticket for Shinedu abi Charles abi okeshuku, l have your SIN/ USA passport pictures data page, your phone and residential address, l will be sending it to Donald olawale Eze Ibrahim Trump & the FBI to launch investigation against you, your only remedy is to issue a Public apology for your comment above on CNN, BBC, ALJAZEERA and on the page of New York times in the next 72 hours otherwise I will go with my plans oooooooo mucheche kikikikikokk hahaha 😂

Wait, wait, wait, make I explain. Na spare part trading me I dey do, but na only moto part, and not human part, since last year when I don turn to born again.

Anyway, even though I dey innocent since last year, make I send my apology with some cash for envelope to my pastor when get good connection.

Nnaa this pressure too much o. Unu no dey pity man pikin at all.

Okechukwu Charlie, my brother, nnaa why you come dey carry drug like dis after when you tell us for village say na spare part of moto you go dey buy for obodo oyibo ?

The time when you dey enter plane go oversea, we all dey hail you say you go represent our village well-well, and den come build BIIIIG mansion when e be say na only security man go dey live for boys quarter there.

Last week, na Chinedu dem cash for India, and last month na Cletus Nwabuniike dem cash for Thailand, before dem come cash you, Okechukwu, for Cyprus. Why ona no dey hear word, all you dis my brother dem? Odigimma o. Ngwa yenimm egomm. Give me my contribution when I follow dem donate to buy ya air ticket. All dis shame don dey too much, Eziokwu.

Nwannemm, odikwa serious. Na who go come follow you complete that mansion for ya village after when dem throway you put for cell, together with Emeka, Chidinma, Onyisi Chuks, Chairman Ndubuisi and others?

callmeDDD:
The daughter failed her. All her family members failed her. The daughter should be handed nothing less than 30 years imprisonment. Instead of her to go for legitimate work to take care of her mama, na Igbo she wan make she smoke enter grave. Shame.
Where is the face of the daughter?

Alcohol is a primary cause of mental health issues and other serious ailments, so I strongly advise that you stop drinking local gin, especially before trying to type opinions on online forums.

In case you are not aware, the NDLEA boss has instructed Nigeria's lazy lawmakers to draft legislation that will legalize a taxed medical marijuana industry with the potential to revolutionize Nigeria's export sector. This means that cannabis will very soon be legal to cultivate as a taxed cash crop in Nigeria, just as it is in NINE other African countries where billions of dollars in tax revenue and export earnings are rolling in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVlcDHKduP4

CorrectionFLuid:
Or just split from the north? Ever considered this simpler angle?

Split, then when (and they will) they bring their madness to the south, it will be treated as a international aggression.

This is the elephant in the room. Division along a north/south demarcation line is actually feasible from an economic standpoint now that lithium and gold are being mined by a criminal cartel in northern Nigeria. Those rich mineral deposits need only be extricated from exclusive exploitation by northern Nigeria's shadowy cartels, so that the entire Islamic north of Nigeria can benefit equitably from its birthright mineral deposits, whereby the oil revenue addiction of the north will have been cured in a meaningful "cold turkey" manner that will stand the test of time.

With the discovery of vast gold and lithium deposits in the Islamic north of Nigeria, there no longer exists a compelling reason why northern paws should continue to reach down across all those hundreds of miles to scoop southern Nigeria's petroleum wealth under that tired old mantra of "one Nigeria".

CorrectionFLuid:
Mass Training of people on assault weapons in Islamic hardline regions of any part of the world will never bring forth positive outcomes.

You don't fight fire with petrol.

This is a powerful point that you have made, however if such an arming of university students were to be implemented in Nigeria, the largely Christian south would not be left out. A program similar to that of Switzerland could be instituted, whereby every adult man is obliged to undergo military training, and is also required to take possession of their service rifle, FOR LIFE, once that training is over. Despite Switzerland being home to one of the most heavily armed populations on planet earth, mass shootings and other violent crimes are a rarity in that nation.

As it stands now, Nigeria's Fulani Islamist terror gangs are training children in the use of assault rifles at bases hidden in the desert scrubland of northern Nigeria, so it stands to reason that such training should be offered to educated young adults so that they are not at the mercy of the Islamist terror gangs whose ranks are now swelling with deadly amoral child soldiers.

BlackViper:
The Department of State Services, Sokoto State command, has raised the alarm over intelligence indicating planned attacks and kidnappings targeting tertiary institutions across the state.

The warning, contained in a July 18, 2026, letter to the Sokoto State Government, said terrorist and bandit groups had shifted their focus from vulnerable primary and secondary schools to universities and other higher institutions.

The letter, titled “Planned Attack on Tertiary Institutions by Terrorist and Bandit Gangs,” was signed on behalf of the State Director of Security by B. Abdulaziz.

According to the DSS, the emerging threat could expose students, lecturers, non-academic staff and their families to kidnapping and other forms of attacks.

The Service said the shift in strategy was part of efforts by criminal groups to disrupt education, weaken public confidence in government’s security operations and create a negative image of Nigeria internationally.

The DSS stated, “Intelligence available to the command indicated a tactical shift in the focus of criminal elements.”

It further warned that the state could not afford to ignore the security implications of the development, urging the government to immediately strengthen security around tertiary institutions.

The Service said, “There is a need to upgrade security measures in tertiary institutions across the state,” adding that relevant security and response agencies had already been alerted to deploy countermeasures against the threat.

The DSS also urged the Sokoto State Government to take necessary measures to prevent the reported plans from being carried out.

The warning comes against the backdrop of persistent insecurity across parts of the North-West, where bandit attacks and kidnappings have continued to threaten rural communities and educational institutions.

The latest alert has heightened concerns over the safety of students and staff in Sokoto’s universities, polytechnics, colleges of education and other tertiary institutions.

https://punchng.com/dss-alerts-sokoto-as-terrorists-target-tertiary-institutions/

Mynd44 lalasticlala nlfpmod

Maybe now would be a good time to introduce firearms training in Nigeria's universities, so that each campus can be equipped with an armory containing assault rifles that can be distributed to students in the event of any terrorist attack. Students of both genders could be taught how to dismantle and service the industry-standard AK 47 Kalashnikov rifle, how to handle all guns with strict adherence to firearms safety protocol, and most importantly how to place accurate shots at moving targets with extensive shooting range training at the nearest military barracks.

Newsmills:
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In some part of Akwa ibom,it has got to a point of people removing roofing sheets,China company along Ubehie-Asa area in Abia state is not helping the economy,youth are incentivized to steal critical assets by the company with army and police protection nobody can be arrested around china company at Asa,vandals are heavily protected .

Chinese criminals will use their metal recycling industries to comprehensively destroy every single infrastructural investment made by the Nigerian government and private industry UNLESS those Chinese-owned metal-vulture factories are CLOSED DOWN immediately.

Highways being constructed with the very metal rods craved by those Chinese Triad criminals will be uprooted and stolen by hungry Nigerians driven to sabotage and metal theft by their Chinese paymasters, UNLESS those Chinese vulture factories are CLOSED DOWN now.

Meth is a deadly chemical that ruins the lives of thousands of people.

Lock the producers of that poison away for 50 years in jail with hard labor and NO option of a fine or bail consideration.

The Chinese criminals who set up iron recycling plants in Nigeria that rely on stolen metal are the REAL problem that is NOT yet being addressed.

Shut those Chinese metal vulture factories down and the incentive to steal metal will vanish overnight.

Afonja44:
Is it illegal?

Tinubu smokes it
Osinbajo smokes it
Wole Soyinka smokes it
The Kuti family smokes it

Calling out people by name could invite unwanted attention to them. Meanwhile the Nigerian legislators continue to drag their feet rather than follow the 2025 directive from NDLEA boss General Marwa, instructing them to generate a draft proposal that will regulate and tax the industrial production for export of medical marijuana.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVlcDHKduP4

Manculated:
Exactly my thought.

The Issue is, It takes Special Grace & Self Discipline to overcome the spirit of GREEED.

It is always easier said than done.

He must have been thinking " I'll do this one last delivery, buy shares in a private jet lease, build a couple more mansions, snag another Ferrrari, and then retire to the quiet law abiding life."

DickenClarq:
Lols.

The past few days, I am now some how convince that our President might truly be a drug trafficker.


Even Mama na drug cartel leader

WHY? Even at the age of 60 years? That should be retirement age , why still engage in such Dear Mama?

The audacity to flaunt ill-gotten money is what surprise me lot. WHY? I mean WHY??

Many years ago I shared same apartment block with a hacker that stole 10's of millions of dollars from banks and betting sites, none of the whole block knew this including me until he was arrested by the cops in a sting operation before we all found out who he is. This guy never drove a Lambo or Ferrari I even guess that my apartment might even look much more decent than his, in fact I only saw him riding a bicycle or skate-board. Very shy guy, I can count how many times I set my eyes on him, HIS A PURE LONER, The few time I saw him was mostly at night when he go shopping for groceries.

FEAR OYIBO PEOPLE, AFRICANS MOSTLY BLACKS ARE TOO LOUD AND ANNOYING ABEG

May God help us

Fascinating story about the low key criminal who lived modestly and well within his means, unknown to neighbors until the cops showed up. This more intelligent and strategic class of criminal will no doubt enjoy far longer careers than their more reckless counterparts who choose unwisely to live the rock star life under the ever-watchful gaze of the law.

SixSeven:
Our problem is that we like to celebrate nonsense. And by nonsense I mean, we celebrate material things, things that don't have value, no worth but only craving validation because it is not authentic.

The elders used to say that a man who does not know where the rain began to beat him cannot know where he dried his body. Today, we no longer look at a man’s character, we only look at the size of his harvest, even if he stole the yams. We have turned our backs on the quiet truth of our ancestors to dance to the loud drums of foolish men. Of course, when a society begins to crown jesters and mock the honest farmer, the roof is already falling on the house. That's why they once said when a thief tells you to gotocourt, his brother is the judge. It means the system is fixed, and a dishonest person is only acting bold because they control or have an unfair advantage in the system meant to judge them. They control the system, they are the king of boys

If we crush the seed of integrity just to celebrate the chaff, what will our children eat when the famine of character arrives? Na there we de so. Ajekun iya ti e je ehn, Davido and SDM never got sing am well yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asADZnQpWaw

This message is not about the music or the musician 😕

Eloquent and philosophical words penned above here by The Oracle called SixSeven.

LordBiden:
The guy's greed is out of this world.

Should we say he did not settle the ogas on top properly or the NDLEA is working?

You can't attempt moving consignments like these without strong backing from the authorities.

It is no wonder that Nigeria's drug barons live LARGE, flaunting cash, jewelry and supercars built to ply German highways. Once the golden handshake deal has been struck between the narco-cowboys and the usual "bad eggs" on the force, shipments of cocaine, heroin and methamphetamine flood Nigeria's ports of entry without an eyebrow being raised. Surrounded by staff, groupies and bodyguards, Nigeria's extravagantly-spending narcotics wholesalers, like the Tate brothers, presume themselves to be above the law.

As with all marriages of convenience, however, profit sharing disputes blow open the can of worms eventually, just the way it did for this big-time narco-trafficante now languishing in the NDLEA net and awaiting his fate behind bars. God bless the Always Mighty NDL:EA Head Honcho, General Marwa, whose dynamic organization has taken aim at the "untouchables" who thrive amid the shadows of Nigeria's underworld, lavishing currency by the bushel basketful.

Dogalmighty17:
That's the simple truth here! There are over 1000 uses of hemp that can be made into a money spinner of sorts. Not that I have smoked hemp before but I see no reason why the drug should be criminalised.

Your educational response stands out from the usual ignorant comments parroted in this forum that blindly condemn cannabis, by short-sighted people who are often drunkards and cigarette smokers.

The irony of Sowore's demand is that it is Nigeria's lazy and unmotivated lawmakers that must now shoulder the blame for the continued prohibition of cannabis, and NOT the NDLEA, whose boss, The Always Mighty General Buba Marwa directly instructed Nigeria's legislators to draft draft a legal framework that would govern a new legalized, taxed and regulated medical cannabis industry for Nigeria.

That wise, bold, and progressive directive to legalize a taxed medical marijuana industry in Nigeria was sent to the lawmakers in late 2025, yet today, 8 months later, those lawmakers have done NOTHING to show their compliance with General Marwa's explicit orders that the lucrative cash crop should now be legalized with specific documented guidelines.

Until such time as the legislators take a break from their their treasury-looting feeding frenzy and draft the cannabis legalization law they have been asked to complete since late 2025, the NDLEA has no option but to continue enforcing the existing cannabis prohibition laws that are so wasteful of manpower and resource which would be much better applied towards the interdiction of the REAL deadly drugs, such as cocaine, heroin, PCP, methamphetamine, codeine, and even poisonous synthetic THC that is made in clandestine Chinese drug labs.

God breast Nigeria.

It is Nigeria's lazy and unmotivated lawmakers that must now shoulder the blame for the continued prohibition of cannabis, and NOT the NDLEA, whose boss, The Always Mighty General Buba Marwa directly instructed Nigeria's legislators to draft new laws to govern a new legalized, taxed and regulated medical cannabis industry for Nigeria.

That wise, bold, and progressive directive to legalize a taxed medical marijuana industry in Nigeria was sent to the lawmakers in late 2025, yet today, 8 months later, those lawmakers have done NOTHING to show their compliance with General Marwa's explicit orders that the lucrative cash crop should now be legalized with specific documented guidelines.

Until such time as the legislators take a break from their their treasury-looting feeding frenzy and draft the cannabis legalization law they have been asked to complete since late 2025, the NDLEA has no option but to continue enforcing the existing cannabis prohibition laws that are so wasteful of manpower and resource which would be much better applied towards the interdiction of the REAL deadly drugs, such as cocaine, heroin, PCP, methamphetamine, codeine, and even poisonous synthetic THC that is made in clandestine Chinese drug labs.

Mikebozz:
Bruh, if to say the man guide wella, all dis one wey she dey talk, she no go fit talk am

Na because the baba no guide, if not......

Which one come be "guide" ?

Explain am when e be say villager like me go fit see weyttin you mean.

Testimony1988:
Old man, he wants to knack.

He might be a muff diver whose ambition was to snack on the fabled shaven beaver, rather than to knack it in the traditional sense.

God breast Nigeria

GloriousGbola:
Earlier this year, I got a call at 1am from my neighbor. He was working out of town but he had cctv and a gang of robbers were in his compound and trying to break into his house.

I came out woke up the abokis in the estate, started banging on his gate, woke up the neighbours. He had some opc contacts. We basically got into his house and caught two of the robbers. The police showed up. It was evident from their body language they were going to let the criminals go and this is exactly what eventually happened.

So it would have been better for all of us if we had beaten the robbers up and filmed it.

If any robber or kidnapper commits the cardinal mistake of trying to attack a house in which I reside, they will be met with a barrage of surgically accurate gunfire that will fragment them to airborne tatters, one shotgun blast at a time.

I would never attempt to "catch" any invader who has already breached my first line of defense by shooting at my pack of attack dogs, causing me to simply open fire without warning, motivated by the dedicated intention to kill as many of the invaders as possible. Self defense is the inalienable right of any human being on planet Earth, and Lord knows I am adequately equipped, trained and experienced to give superb account of myself should I ever face a mortal threat of any kind.

If, however, I stumbled upon a scene where an armed robber had been disarmed and captured by civilians, I would NEVER be party to the extra-judicial murder of that disarmed felon who is no longer a threat to anyone. The difference between justifiable self-defense on the one hand, and capital murder on the other hand, is a derivative of whether or not the criminal being killed was armed and on the attack, or was NOT armed, and had been subdued while alive, be that injured or unscathed.

Say no to mob murder of captured criminals, but by all means do not hesitate to kill anyone who breaks a door to invade your home wielding a gun or any other deadly weapon. That said, if you participate or passively encourage the mob lynching of a suspect in the street, the Inspector General of Police will ensure that you rot in jail for capital murder.

Conversely, if you can PROVE that you shot an armed intruder spotted breaking into your home in Nigeria, there is a good chance that you will be freed to go home without any criminal record, after you have been interviewed by the police and or the DSS.

Mariangeles:
Is that how easily y'all are aroused?

Absolutely. I am a fully accredited horn-dog with all rights and privileges implied. I get hard if the wind blows in a suggestive manner.

DeepSight:
Jaks, it just irritates me that today's youth only have the instinct to snap and post for likes and clicks even in very serious scenarios requiring immediate action such as medical emergencies or accidents.

God help anyone who suffers any form of medical emergency these days in any country, because the crowd that rushes to the scene will all have their phones out exclusively to film the event rather than for phoning emergency responders.

bluefilm:
Did I lie?

Is the thigh not looking so nice and fresh?

No be small ting, my broda

Drfernandez:
Hmmm! That Baba Ade. Well, don't blame him too much, the lady isn't too innocent. In fact, if not for Baba Ade's poor negotiating skills, we wouldn't have known about this and what followed up between them after alighting from the vehicle.

You must not assume that Baba Lamidi was unable to redeem the situation and mount that poon later.

bluefilm:
Her thigh is quite pleasing to look at

I can understand why the old man lost his morals

Hahaha "quite pleasing to look at." This is a direct quote from Professor Blue Film of the poon-mounting fame.