ceejay80s:
please let me go in their place,
I will rather sit in USA prison than Nigerian mansion,

Life in ANY prison is hell and in ALL prisons, men are forcibly violated in ways that can permanently destroy their mental and physical health.

You would NOT rather rot in prison, but if you still require proof, then qualifying for jail is easy.

Emmani360:


I was in Maiduguri just this year and it was as if things have become worse from the last time I was there in 2018. The suffering and neglect those almajiri children are passing through is enough reason for them to have no human sympathy the moment they turn to a life of crime.
I once saw one lying on the ground and I thought he had died because flies were entering and coming out of his mouth and nose, his body was not showing any sign that he was breathing and I had to rush and get the attention of my brother-in-law because I don't know how to speak Hausa, and I didn't want to touch him before I go from being just a concerned passerby to being accused of something. My brother-in-law came and called him, lo and behold this boy just stood up on his own and walked away. The whole day I was just wondering to myself, "at what point does someone become so much like an animal that he is no longer bothered by flies entering his mouth and nose while he sleeps".

As long as there are a multitude of people out there, subjected to live like animals, there will always be so many of them will accept to do anything no matter how heinous so they can live better.

It is so freaking scary to contemplate that the next generation of kidnap gang torturers are ALREADY prowling the streets of Northern Nigerian towns like hungry packs of wild dogs with plastic bowls in hand begging for food and facing the hostility of irritated motorists daily.

It is no wonder therefore that those same perennially humiliated illiterate beggar children who suffered so much degradation from motorists would mature into violence-steeped young hooligans who are simply incapable of feeling empathy for ANY other human being, particularly if the randomly selected victims to suffer their acts of sadistic cruelty just happen to be motorists, their hitherto "stingy" tormentors on whom the tables do tragically turn sometimes owing to an ugly and irreversible twist of fate.

Nightmares don't get more terrifying than a recently circulated video on WhatsApp showing a turban-disguised Islamic terrorist methodically breaking every bone in the arms of a tied-up and screaming victim with a slow but steady cadence of precisely aimed bone-shattering strikes inflicted by the narrow but tapered four-foot-long club typically wielded by cattle herdsmen.

The animalistic screams and desperate pleas for mercy uttered by that middle-aged Igbo man whose only offense was traveling along a federal highway in Nigeria's Bauchi State will haunt me for a very long time. That horrifying incident drove home at a deeply subconscious level, the mortal danger posed to the motoring public by kidnappers in contemporary Nigeria EVEN AFTER the demanded ransoms might have been paid.

The illiteracy pandemic of Northern Nigeria has morphed before our disbelieving eyes, into a full-blown failed-state scenario, replete with roving gangs of genocidal modern-day slave traders whose wild-eyed foot soldiers once begged for food in the dusty streets of Northern Nigeria, and are now ready to take their pound of flesh, literally.

MadPolitician:
If you have lived in the north in the 90s and early 2000s, you would have known that these things that are happening today, were inevitable. For whatever reason, the north intentionally criminalised education. You will get to the road and see dozens of small children in their thousands, clutching dirty bowels begging for food. Sometimes, they eat from dustbins, or food thrown away from restaurants. I mean dozens of kids with flies all over. Very dirty, very unkept, barwly dressed. I could not wrap my fat skull around it.

I mean, how do you allow your own child to eat from the same place with streets dogs? How do you not know that without any education and training, they're bound to be criminals and most importantly, how do you allow any religion or preacher to convince you that subjecting your own son to such beastial treatment is the surest path to heavens? I remember when Babangida Aliyu said that almajiri is their tradition and that no one should get involved. That was when they were fighting Jonathan. We are dealing with the consequences of that evil tradition, because all these terrorist groups recruit from the alamajiri hordes..

This observation about the hordes of illiterate beggar children who swarm cars arriving at petrol stations throughout Northern Nigeria has been true for decades. That denial of education to an entire populace lies at the very heart of the reason why Northern Nigeria's youth grow up to become angry young men who are such ready instruments in the hands of evil paymasters hiding behind religious doctrine to commit genocide.

Any observant person who frequents London's wealthiest neighborhoods will be taken aback to observe the lavish lifestyle of Hausa/Fulani relatives to Nigeria's ministers and political leaders all with their greedy paws lodged deep in the national treasury while feeding fat on her oil wealth. Yet back in the traditional homeland of those Hausa-speaking big spenders in London or Dubai, hunger-crazed Northern Nigerian young men join mass murder cults to wreak catastrophic mayhem on the land, in exchange for food that they could never earn due to the illiteracy imposed upon them for several generations by their own "all-knowing and all-seeing" political leaders.

The seeds of Northern Nigeria's incrementally unfolding Armageddon were sown decades ago when government money best invested in free education, was instead stolen by political leaders to finance the purchase of choice real estate holdings in Mayfair, Essex, or Surrey, all to the profound detriment of their ancestral homeland's cheated and deprived population for generations to come. The hellscape that is Northern Nigeria today, has been DECADES in the making.

As an aficionado of YouTube videos delving into the mysteries of UFO phenomena, I can attest that this particular assemblage of first-hand UFO eyewitness testimony is unique in that all the witnesses who describe the minutiae of apparitions they saw are pilots who were on the flight deck of aircraft soaring high above Mother Earth, when they were confronted with the unimaginable.

Like police officers and military personnel, seasoned aviators develop the ability to describe in meticulous detail all their visual or perceptive observations, which lends unassailable authority and credibility to the astonishing recollections recounted by these aviators for posterity.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FbhDFPQeFo

Smartcitizen:


I've seen Abacha's children who were all over the place putting hands in everything when their father was the president and I also saw how they were later humbled after their father left office.

We know the beginning and how it will also end, let him enjoy the offer while the promo last.

No be Nigeria we dey?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of Abacha's children even went to the extent of dying for Nigeria while relaxing aboard a presidential jet.

Now that is patriotism. The only heroic act more patriotic than dying in a presidential jet would be to croak on the down-stroke while humping an assortment of Indian carnal knowledge consultants, also known in less polite circles as street lizards.

God breast Nigeria.

yinkus6750:
He was there as a well wishes.
You can see that protocol didn't tag his seat.
And was rightly seated beside Chief of Staff ( his Uncle-Gbaja) and Technical Desk.
His unofficial capacity is FIRST SON ,just like FIRST LADY.
If you yet to be satisfied, don't go and be making noise on Arise,just go to court.
Nobody should quote me o.
You know we must catch cruise for us to survive in this country.

Na all dis one make me come remember one parable when our elder dem dey talk am for village.

Dem talk am say monkey no fine, but him mama love am.

From there I came remember anoda one when dem talk am say Who no Know, Go Know.

If dem no talk dat one, dem go follow talk say man pikin when dey naked, nogo fit do yanga put hand for pocket.

Make Papa God breast Nigeria well-well, Pellow Kwantorimans, as we all kukuma know say any ting when concern breast, na betta ting.

Namkbank:
The Op of the thread himself is a professional scammer. This is the classic case of pot calling kettle black

Wonderment

Chinese people hate African people with a passion but love the African continent because of its mineral and natural resources which China hopes to plunder with impunity, using the leverage of white elephant construction projects and extortionate loans given out to African governments with the full expectation that those loans will NOT be refunded, thereby allowing the Chinese to legally GRAB African resources, since all Chinese loans call for asset seizure in the event of loan repayment defaults by African governments.

The recent seizure of several aircraft belonging to the Nigerian government that were parked in France is but a foretaste of even more drastic asset seizures faced by African countries right in their own territorial borders because they dared to default on Chinese loans.

Trollronaldo:
He cannot win, I can put my last card on it.
Had Biden contested, he would have won but Kamala will beat him.

Democrat only needs to swing Florida college vote and it's finished.

California will 55 and New with 29 is already guaranteed for Democrats while we know Texas always vote red. They have 39.

Democrats blue blocks have larger college votes than red blocks. The swing states are floride, North Carolina, Arizona and Michigan. If Democrat swings Florida with 29 college VOTES, Trump is a goner.
The other states, Democrats have bigger college votes.

Your finger is on the pulse of American politics and this summation you have made is very encouraging indeed. The world cannot have another dictator leading any powerful nation, because there way are too many such tyrants in existence already.

Trollronaldo:
Nobody knew he was a clown then.

I can put my last card that Trump cannot win an election against with a modest contender in the United States. He would have won had Biden contested, Kamala emergence was a masterstroke by the democrats.

Trump is a clown, no serious person should take that joker seriously

Indeed Trump is a clown, but he is a scary and dangerous clown that would kick off a nuclear exchange to boost his popularity ratings, in the improbable event that he ever darkens the White House door again.

The depth of smoldering hatred Trump has for black women is glaringly evident every time he defies his advisors and degenerates into parroting petty personal insults against incoming US President Kamala Harris, rather than focusing on any constructive policy changes he would make as the elected president he will now never be.

In essence, Trump is fighting not only for his political survival and relevance but also to avoid serving a jail term for any number of his standing felony convictions, in the very likely event that he LOSES the November presidential election, which means LOSING the ability to hide behind presidential immunity as a vehicle to evade the full weight of justice for his numerous felony crimes now on public record.

Yes, the shameless beggars beggar belief with their relentless pressure on Pellow Kwantirimans in the hallowed chambers of this here forum.

Some are begging for money.

Some are begging for pussy.

Some beg for free advice, while others beg to differ.

God breast Nigeria, and by the way, if you enjoyed this post, send your ten naira donation to my "help me buy good weed" fund today.

The Congolese are renowned for their guitar mastery and their Soukous music is loved by fans of the genre the world over. Canadian Don Keller is an unlikely practitioner of Soukous guitar, but this video of him leaves no doubt that the maestro has Congolese blood coursing through his veins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgG7baoSHY

Flamme Kappaya is one of the Congo's most celebrated guitar magicians whose infectious rhythms. Here is a clip of Flamme Kappaya and fellow musicians using the most basic of instruments to create amazing catchy tunes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdG56XA0NsY

Any soukous fans in the house are welcome to drop video clips of their favorite Congolese artists

Using a vaporizer to inhale chemicals that were concocted by Chinese criminals in their clandestine labs is an act of slow suicide.

Cigarettes and other tobacco products rank among the deadliest poisons known to man, so abstaining from tobacco consumption is a wise philosophy to adopt. That said, substituting one poison for another is a bad idea, and that is exactly what addicts of flavored vaporizer "cartridges" are doing when they inhale the vapors of unknown chemicals concocted in Chinese laboratories where profit is the only consideration and product safety is not a concern.

As a connoisseur of fine cannabis, I use a vaporizer to enjoy the full flavor of my weed which I NEVER smoke due to health considerations. I would never dream of using any vaporizer to ingest unknown chemicals made by Chinese criminals or by anyone else, for the same reason I never touch alcohol - safety, and preservation of health.

Vergovert:


I don't deserve to be a minister in your cabinet sir as I prefer to head the military wing of the psychiatric home you earlier suggested.


I prefer to rule from there.

Your writing style is oddly familiar. I think I might need to adopt a more jovial disposition because very soon I plan to borrow a large sum of money from a person whose writing style so closely resembles yours. Have a wonderful evening sir, and do take my wife as the mood dictates, please.

Vergovert:


At least you'd be arrested. The position you assume in prison does not matter. You can become the life emperor if you like.


All hail the Kuje prison's emperor!!!

Your polite demeanor qualifies you for a post as Minister of Sewage Disposal within the jail-house administration that I will inaugurate very soon.

Vergovert:



Since it's now established that you're a chronic drug addict, the warrant for your arrest is already signed waiting to be activated the moment you step into the country.

Happy confinement in advance!

Even if you have achieved the presidency of your cell before I get there, a referendum will be called to depose you and usher in my tyrannical rule over all inmates, rats, and cockroaches in the cell block without fear or favor.

Vergovert:


You should be arrested too since you're part of drug trafficking value chain as a producer,seller or user. I will advise you to visit the nearest NDLEA office to submit yourself before they come for you wherever you may be hiding.

Soon after my Kalamazoo or Katmandu flight lands in Lagos airport I will surely surrender myself to the nearest Babalawo because I have spoken in favor of cannabis production. In the meantime, we stoners eagerly look forward to hearing about your surrender to mental health authorities so that you can be locked away for your protection.

God breast Nigeria

Vergovert:
Send them to the gallows straight!

For this declaration that marijuana sale ought to be punishable by death, you have established your eligibility for admission into the nearest lunatic asylum. May I suggest that you go ahead and turn yourself in with your written confession typed out before the men in white coats are forced to come for you at home?

Trustedpronet:
Despite all these interceptions...I still dey buy weed behind my house. The day I no see weed buy for mallam adamu place, then I will say they are working.

The only problem with buying weed from dealers is that they might be selling chemically poisoned weed that can do serious damage to the brain and health of unsuspecting users. Full legalization of cannabis cultivation in Nigeria will remove the production and sale of this precious medically beneficial plant from the hands of criminals, by making it permissible for every cannabis connoisseur to plant their marijuana flavor and potency of choice without any fear of being poisoned.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nice one !


Abeg i go like work with NDLEA.


I like make dem put me for department of people way go de kip all the hard drugs.


Or make dem put me for the department of people way go test the hard drugs to confirm if na original or fake.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Na Boogieman we vote say make he dey jejely for evidence room dey sample and disburse as the case may be. The science of weed genetics is so advanced now that one can select weed flavored with delicious strawberries, lemon, orange, vanilla, bananas, apples, and even cake. Imagine vaporizing some potent fruit-flavored weed while getting high as a muffug.

Chai ! Chai ! Pellow Kwantirimans I am weeping bitter tears today just looking at those aromatic buds of prime-quality Canadian-grown weed that ought to have been made available to Nigeria's connoisseurs of fine cannabis but will now be stored in the evidence room before being shared among the usual crew of rats.

Legalize it, yeah, and I will advertise it. Nigeria stands to earn billions of naira in foreign exchange greenback dollars IF ONLY the cultivation of cannabis can be legalized for medical and export end-use.

On March 13th, 1997, residents of the Phoenix Arizona area witnessed a gigantic triangular UFO that was estimated to be a MILE wide, yet was able to float in the air in absolute silence, while hundreds of stunned observers watched and filmed the craft as it slowly traversed the night skies over that densely populated area. The "Phoenix Lights" remain a mystery to this day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEuw8hp19g0

When it comes to shedding clothes for protest, South Africans have devised the most eye-catching and impactful protest modality because it is young nubile women with alarmingly sexy bodies who are encouraged to protest without clothes on.

Take the series of photographs copied here, for instance, which were all taken inside a South African supermarket, where a few hours earlier, a busty and topless young South African woman so destabilized the white supermarket manager that he ordered the traditionally dressed woman to leave his store. Hours later, hundreds of similarly undressed young busty women were transported by bus to the supermarket, where they casually shopped for various food items as other shoppers tried to remain composed despite being suddenly confronted with the sight of amazing young female bodies with jiggly pert boobs on full display.

One can only hope and pray that Nigeria's university girls will emulate this bold example set by their South African counterparts, whenever there arises a need to protest about anything at all without clothes on.

flokii:
Will White Americans elect Kamala Harris as President with the way Trump has been gaining sympathizers all over the country?.
It's politics though.. anything is possible.

If Trump loses the upcoming presidential election I will humbly hand over my new busty girlfriend for your shooking pleasure out of respect for your prowess as a political pundit. This is how certain I am that Trump will win. His victory will turn America into a hell on earth for all non-white people living in the USA, but such is the fickle twist of fate playing out right now on the world stage.

Maeve7:
Thank you for your service and good work. It’s sad that your party doesn’t stand behind you after all you have done.

Biden was too far gone mentally and he should have bowed out of the presidential race much earlier. Better late than never. This is a good development for the Democratic Party, but the odds are still in favor of a Trump win come November. Love him or hate him Donald Trump IS going to be the next President of the United States

In September 1974 a farmer in rural Canada working the fields with his tractor came across FIVE flying saucer alien craft sitting in the path of his tractor very close to a small irrigation lake. This recorded interview with the farmer is a long video clip that will consume some internet data airtime, but the sincerity of the farmer is so self-evident, and his powers of recollection so detailed, that his story account has the unmistakable ring of truth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBQXeZMLRLI

Earthquakes:


Arguing with people who haven't left Oshogbo is really terrible, you don't have any idea how social services work or operate. So buses and cars in flames out of protest is worse than massacre of 50 people at night without any war in Nigeria on dailies??
My question is if it is in Nigeria, who cares if the child has broken ribs or spinal cord? They are doing the right thing investigating what causes childs injury, such can never happen in the country you called "zoo" yourself. Children are abandoned and killed for nothing here.

This is correct. On a single street in Leeds, a bunch of hooligans burnt property so the aftermath pictures of that nocturnal chaos went around the world in minutes. Nigerian spectators reading internet news in Africa, who are generally eager to find bad news about the UK, EU, USA, or Canada where they would LOVE to emigrate but cannot, gleefully judge the UK's child protection laws as being the cause of the looting in Leeds during which NO deaths were recorded.

In the time it took those Nigerian armchair critics to type their mocking accusations of the UK government for not preventing jobless youths from letting off steam in Leeds, an unknown number of Nigerians were kidnapped from their cars on major Nigerian highways, while an unrecorded number of people vanished forever into the dungeons of organ harvesting gangs that discard the remains of their victims in the streets of Nigeria, confident there will be NO investigation into such obvious homicides that occur with clockwork regularity.

In conclusion, my fellow pots, let us endeavor to refrain from calling the kettle black. Let us try and fix our own basket-case country, if that is even possible, before appointing ourselves as haughty consultants offering up unsolicited advice to the UK government or her people.

maestro299:


And what makes you believe she has the capacity to govern even a county?

Generally speaking attorneys make superb heads of state because they are masters of negotiation and compromise whose career choice requires an encyclopedic understanding of the letter of the law. Kamala Harris was a courtroom prosecuting attorney for many years during which she gained the respect of her peers, and as such it is widely believed that she would make a good president.

Sadly the Trump Juggernaut cannot be stopped at this point and the electoral victory of Donald Trump is now an absolute certainty, thanks to his miraculous escape from an assassin's bullet.

brain54:
It's a path alright...

Biden is likely to drop his bid. Kamala likely to be picked by the party.

But it's a path to nowhere.

Trump has got at least 80% chance of winning this in my opinion.

Except something significant changes the dynamics in the elections of course!

Much as black America and the sane world would love to see a Kamala Harris presidential ticket, the redneck vote will hand Donald Trump a massive victory over Kamala Harris purely on account of her gender and race, and with complete disregard for her ability to serve as a good president of the USA.

Remman:
The problem is people don't learn from history especially just the recent history of few months ago that the world will be begging Israel to stop by the time they face their enemies who will run into rabbit holes to hide and use women and children as shield.

And Israel's retaliation against the usual suspects will surely be in the planning stages right now. Stand by for the Big Bang.