₦airaland Forum

GloriousGbola:
Earlier this year, I got a call at 1am from my neighbor. He was working out of town but he had cctv and a gang of robbers were in his compound and trying to break into his house.

I came out woke up the abokis in the estate, started banging on his gate, woke up the neighbours. He had some opc contacts. We basically got into his house and caught two of the robbers. The police showed up. It was evident from their body language they were going to let the criminals go and this is exactly what eventually happened.

So it would have been better for all of us if we had beaten the robbers up and filmed it.

If any robber or kidnapper commits the cardinal mistake of trying to attack a house in which I reside, they will be met with a barrage of surgically accurate gunfire that will fragment them to airborne tatters, one shotgun blast at a time.

I would never attempt to "catch" any invader who has already breached my first line of defense by shooting at my pack of attack dogs, causing me to simply open fire without warning, motivated by the dedicated intention to kill as many of the invaders as possible. Self defense is the inalienable right of any human being on planet Earth, and Lord knows I am adequately equipped, trained and experienced to give superb account of myself should I ever face a mortal threat of any kind.

If, however, I stumbled upon a scene where an armed robber had been disarmed and captured by civilians, I would NEVER be party to the extra-judicial murder of that disarmed felon who is no longer a threat to anyone. The difference between justifiable self-defense on the one hand, and capital murder on the other hand, is a derivative of whether or not the criminal being killed was armed and on the attack, or was NOT armed, and had been subdued while alive, be that injured or unscathed.

Say no to mob murder of captured criminals, but by all means do not hesitate to kill anyone who breaks a door to invade your home wielding a gun or any other deadly weapon. That said, if you participate or passively encourage the mob lynching of a suspect in the street, the Inspector General of Police will ensure that you rot in jail for capital murder.

Conversely, if you can PROVE that you shot an armed intruder spotted breaking into your home in Nigeria, there is a good chance that you will be freed to go home without any criminal record, after you have been interviewed by the police and or the DSS.

Mariangeles:
Is that how easily y'all are aroused?

Absolutely. I am a fully accredited horn-dog with all rights and privileges implied. I get hard if the wind blows in a suggestive manner.

DeepSight:
Jaks, it just irritates me that today's youth only have the instinct to snap and post for likes and clicks even in very serious scenarios requiring immediate action such as medical emergencies or accidents.

God help anyone who suffers any form of medical emergency these days in any country, because the crowd that rushes to the scene will all have their phones out exclusively to film the event rather than for phoning emergency responders.

bluefilm:
Did I lie?

Is the thigh not looking so nice and fresh?

No be small ting, my broda

Drfernandez:
Hmmm! That Baba Ade. Well, don't blame him too much, the lady isn't too innocent. In fact, if not for Baba Ade's poor negotiating skills, we wouldn't have known about this and what followed up between them after alighting from the vehicle.

You must not assume that Baba Lamidi was unable to redeem the situation and mount that poon later.

bluefilm:
Her thigh is quite pleasing to look at

I can understand why the old man lost his morals

Hahaha "quite pleasing to look at." This is a direct quote from Professor Blue Film of the poon-mounting fame.

brain54:
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This Papa was once a rolling Stone.
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Wherever he laid his hand, was his home

nlfpmod:
If she hadn't filmed it, people may not believe her. The man may deny it.

This is a good point. The man may have been aware he was being filmed, but still left his hand there because it felt so good to do so. The lady was actually quite polite. Another woman might have filmed him and then awarded him a resounding slap.

Chummynoni:
Lol . Can you see the way an old man put his entire lineage in shame? Tame your third leg guys , start from now .

Pops looks so remorseful and sad that the woman was not enjoying the feel of his hand despite his earlier assumption to the contrary.

He should have politely requested permission to stroke her thigh. He should have asked her whether he could be privileged to wipe a few specs of dust that came in on a gust of wind through the bus window and landed on her luscious and inviting thigh.

Augustine Okechukwu Maazi, nmwannemm why you come dey do this kind bat ting for Ghana, now?

Abi you no know say you don spoil we name finish witi all dis bat ting when ona dey do for overseas?

Even dat ya name get K-Leg. Maaazi. Abi you be relative of Maaazi Kanu when dey Sokoto prison for life? Na for there you go meet am soon o.

AndroBlaze:
The Baba clearly needs immediate psychological help but it's how comfortable she is with the situation that is truly interesting.

I was thinking the same thing. Rather than remove the man's hand and raise the alarm, this woman's first instinct was to photograph the hand that was stealthily exploring her tasty-looking silky thigh, for the enlightenment of Nairaland's Vaseline and soapy crew, as it were.

The new police top man for Nigeria is making history as the FIRST Inspector-General of Police to openly FORBID mob murder that has sadly been a fixture of Nigerian life for many dark decades of lynch-mob insanity.

Congratulations, utmost respect and adulation are due to The Inspector-General of Police, IGP Olatunji Rilwan Disu, for taking this very public stand to alert the Nigerian public and the global community that Nigeria will NOT tolerate mob lynching or torture, for one day longer.

This fine gentleman is the FIRST top ranking Nigerian law enforcement officer to openly condemn the barbaric practice of mob murder that has reached epidemic proportions in Nigeria.

This man is an unsung hero of our modern times, whose warning must be taken to heart by the mindless ululating savages who think it is acceptable to kill a fellow human being without any recourse to the criminal justice system that mandates a fair trial before conviction.

Leepeak:
Here is what the law says

No, e no clean at all! Na complete crime and human rights violation.

Even though some people dey see forced dancing, singing, or performance while dem dey beat suspect as "mild joke" compared to burning person alive, under Nigeria law, na still jungle justice and public torture.

Law Violations Wey Dey Inside
1. Dignity of Human Person (Section 34)
Under Section 34(1)(a) of the 1999 Constitution of Nigeria, every human being get right to dignity. The law talk clear-clear say: nobody get right to torture person or do dem wetin go degrade or humiliate dem. Forcing suspect to dance, sing, or disgrace dem for crowd while dem dey beat dem dey break this law directly.

2. Presumption of Innocence (Section 36)
Section 36(5) talk say anybody wey dem accuse of crime na innocent person until court of law prove say e do am. Mob or crowd no be court, and dem no get any legal right to judge person, punish am, or parade am.

3. Cybercrimes & Privacy Law
To record person while dem dey beat am or disgraceful am, and upload the video for social media (Instagram, TikTok, X), na big offense under the Cybercrimes Act. Police dey arrest both the people wey dey beat the suspect and the people wey dey record/share the video online.

Wetin Na the Role of Human Rights Commission (NHRC)?
The National Human Rights Commission (NHRC) na government body wey dey fight for citizens right. For this kind matter, their work na to:

Investigate Abuse: Dem dey receive report and investigate cases where people or mob torture and disgrace suspects.

Educate the Public: Dem dey teach people say mob justice and forced humiliation na crime, and say make dem dey follow law.

Hold People Accountable: Dem dey work with Police to make sure say people wey follow beat or record the video face court.

Protect Victims: Dem dey help victims (or their family) get justice and compensation if dem destroy their rights.

Wetin the Law Say You Suppose Do?
If community or crowd catch suspect, the only legal action na to hand the person over to the nearest Police station immediately without beating, stripping, or forcing dem to perform for camera. Anybody wey participate for the beating or forced performance dey commit crime under Nigeria law.



So technically they don't know they are breaking the law
according to my younger brother it's bending the law small not breaking

The illiterate savages always on the lookout for an opportunity to commit horrendous crimes of wanton brutality, have zero regard for the law.

Making a thief dance as a humiliating punishment is better than committing a lynching, but not all the above videos are merely of dancing thieves. Some of them are horrendous tortures that will likely take the lives of the victims.

The two men with their hands and legs tied together for hours if not days, will likely die later, or require amputation. Likewise the man being dragged to his death behind a motorcycle will suffer horrendous wounds before dying in agony. Those brutal tortures are criminal offences that should in a just society result in jailing of the sadistic torturers who took the law into their own hands.

madridguy:
The people that pushed Kanu into this are in their homes, with their wives and children but look at him.

I and other concerned citizens of Nigeria warned him to take everything with caution but we were called " cowards" , " unity beggars" , by his followers.

Now, the same followers have moved on. No one is campaigning for his release, they're no longer using his photos as their profile picture on their handles and the man is now abandoned to his fate.

I sincerely pity his wife and children.

Pease don't pity Kanu for he is now the Exalted Seriki Nddigbo of Sokoto Prison, which is a lifetime appointment that carries numerous privileges.

While spending the balance of his wasted life in prison, Seriki Nnamdi "Show me Di Law" Kanu will become fluent in both Hausa and Fulani dialects, while he will also learn to be best friends with all the Boko Haram terrorists who are languishing in jail there for life.

Fujiyama:
My lighthearted quote of a jibe often used (years ago) against Buhari by Jakumo has been hidden on this thread.

There are 4 possibilities:

Spambot has done its wicked work (theoretically possible but highly unlikely)
Jakumo himself reported my post (again possible, but extremely unlikely)
Some other poster reported my post (again possible, but very unlikely)
Moderator hid the post for reasons best known to him/her (the most likely explanation)

Moderator, what say ye?

No be me o. I never saw said quote, but over past years, I did write many blasphemous things about our late and unlamented Maximum Leader who is now enjoying his imaginary allocation of 72.

Goo0dHardDick:
I wonder oooo

Even Women when they were 18-20 all went for guys above 30s back then because they all wanted something good and nice. E reach our turn, Dey want us to go for them oldies. God forbid

Papa Got fobit bat ting

Jman06:
You may end up marrying your daughters yourself or escorting them to Shilo when the time comes.

I will encourage my own daughters to marry as early as 18-21yo provided they see men with correct heads on their necks. I wouldn't even mind still training them in school after marriage. Pregnancy and childbirth are faster and less complicated at such young ages because their bodies are more flexible compared to the stiffness of older women's bodies.

I beg make you no flog our cash madam o. She don vess well-well already, before you come dey shook am with pin.

Nnaa you wicket o haha.

DapConsult:
Lol

She seemed pained

No be small ting haha.

Emmabyte:
How can I after all this stress in ph marry 24 up God forbid


19 20 21 don finish

Like someone said up there catch them young

You are a gentleman and a scholar, good sir.

pocohantas:
There is nothing new to know.
Poverty is the major factor.

Fair enough, madam. Your perception is noted for all it is worth.

Offpoint1:
That's why I laughed at men who said you need money to attract women.

If you can get a woman number, you can sleep with that woman 100% no matter how broke you are... Just mastered your words, in fact engage them with those words within these hours "10pm-2am" their emotions are on steroids by these hours..... They can visit you in sambisa.

Speaking from practical experiences.

Women only have class or hard to get from distance.... 5 seconds with them and your words, you'll break all their walls.

So many men devote their lives to gaining wealth, building muscle and seeking fame because they think those qualities are what will make women flock to them. In the process, they often wind up alone, and patronizing prostitutes, because even after improving themselves, they are shocked to discover that their inability to speak with women remains the barrier that keeps them in a prison of loneliness.

pocohantas:
Enjoy Sir. Na poverty make those fishes plenty for Nigerian sea. Thankfully Mine and I are not peasants. 🙌

Haha if only you knew...

pocohantas:
Na their choice.
No man in his 30s, 40s can come marry any daughter of mine at that age. Same way my papa no gree them marry me.

Not to worry, there are plenty fish in the sea

Offpoint1:
Nope... Nigerian ladies from 25 upward start losing their body shapes, zero exercise... In their 30s most are already out of shape.

Men by nature are attracted to what they see unlike women who mostly attracted to what they hear

This is so profound. Women will date and get into bed with the ugliest man who is even broke to boot, provided that he knows what to say to her in the first few seconds when they meet.

On the other side of the coin, men will get a boner just from the sight of a fit and busty young woman, even if she never says a word to his hearing.

shortgun:
Nobody wants to deal with the toxicity and bitterness that women in their 30s are carrying around. You definitely don't want to end up as the person she takes revenge on for all the hurt caused by the numerous men who came before you.

This is so vey true. I find women over 30 to be unattractive, vindictive, cunning, unforgiving, jealous, cruel, greedy and full of hate for younger women that have what they USED to have long ago, and can NEVER recapture with all the money in the world.

Women over the age of 30 are MALES in my opinion, for I have ZERO interest in them, and would never even consider forming a platonic friendship with any of them. If this view makes me bigoted, I gratefully accept that label.

Pythagon:
My theory is
They couldn't get a 19years old when they(men) were younger because they were broke.

Now they are more established and want to achieve their dreams.

How many young women will marry a broke young man?

You have defined my mindset to a tee. I missed out on so many gorgeous women in their early twenties when I was their age, not because I was broke, but because I was socially awkward and had no idea how to approach women that I found attractive. The mistakes I made in my younger years that repulsed women could fill a book.

Eventually I read books on the female mind, and on how to attract women, thus gradually I discovered that a man need not be super wealthy, muscular, intellectually gifted, or famous to date and enjoy sex with the kind of beautiful women that most men find so intimidating that they wind up admiring them from a distance while paralyzed with fear when it comes to actually walking up and striking up a conversation.

For young men growing up as I did without an understanding father figure or older brother who is willing to teach the secrets of attracting women, life can become desperately lonely. Because of the fact that my younger years were spent dreaming of beautiful women, yet unable to approach them successfully, I now ONLY date women aged 20 to 23, who are fit, blessed with bikini model looks, and have NEVER been pregnant.

Making up for lost time is the story of my life.

I call on the eminent Sexological Consultants of Nairaland to please help us clarify the modality of carnal knowledge exploration that we are seeing here in this series of educational pictures.

Would it be correct to define this particular posture as the "Canine Modality"?

Enquiring minds demand to know.

UFO's made news headlines again today on July 25th 2026, when a strange object suddenly materialized in the skies above Hawaii on July 9th 2026, causing the crew of a passenger jet to take radical and violent evasive action so as to avoid a mid-air collision with the UFO. Here is the link to the story.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/mysterious-white-object-bursts-through-clouds-forcing-pilots-to-swerve-passenger-claims/ar-AA28Gdhh?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=6a65a5123ec74ca58e7c23737346a8b8&ei=21

lordm:
Hmmmm, don't let people call you a devil worshiper

The runway was flooded due to heavy rain, and the aircraft entered into an uncontrollable skid. The Pilot In Command did his level best, but when landing in bad weather, things can get out of hand quickly even if minimum autobrake has been selected by the pilot to make the deceleration more gradual on a flooded tarmac.

ociation

pauljumbo:
You are so right but they can still overhaul it and reuse or sell it to another poor africa country like togo just the way egypt sold it to us

Hahaha I must remember never to fly Air Togo.

Oya, Nairaland Panel Beaters Association, work contract don crash land o.

Make ona dey tank Papa God for this heavy rain when make the plane go jam an den come need ya consultation.