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It is alarming how many people living in America are suicidal, and desperately in search of a police officer who will shoot them dead. This incident unfolded just a few hours ago in beautiful Santa Monica, California, a beach resort town, where a crazed man disregarded multiple police orders to drop[ his knife, with the same predictable outcome then assured as the man continued his attack charge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkRm5LVGiqs |
SonOfWords:I also find it strange that people are willing to ingest highly poisonous chemicals made in criminal Chinese laboratories, in the name of "enjoyment". These people WILLINGLY become human guinea-pigs and lab rats, in the experiments of mad scientists who enjoy causing insanity, deformity, and death on an industrial scale. But it is not just in Nigeria that this epidemic of chemical abuse is destroying an entire generation. That deadly chemical called Fentanyl causes horrendous deformities, madness, and instant death, yet MILLIONS of Americans are addicted to that poison. Back in the day weed smokers in America would accept a joint of cannabis from a total stranger, and smoke it without a care in the world. I did that myself, but would NEVER do that again, nor would I buy cannabis from any street dealer or legal shop in America, because ALL supply chains cannot be trusted. Fentanyl is now finding its way into cocaine, PCP, methamphetamine, heroin, illegal pills, and even my beloved marijuana, which has brought about further thousands of deaths of people who wrongly assumed that they were buying a drug other than Fentanyl, only to die 5-dollar deaths from "accidental" Fentanyl poisoning. If you love cannabis, find a safe jungle clearing to grow your own. If you cannot find such a place, then you must QUIT forever, because you can NEVER be sure of what poisons have been added to any weed that you buy anywhere on this planet. |
donleo92:They do refuse to stay in their hell hole countries, and always swarm like cockroaches over to Western democracies where they immediately start agitating to forcibly impose their Satanic sharia amputation law. |
vr0xen:I don't ever buy weed, but I am curious as to what exactly "Colos" is. Is Colos poor quality cannabis sprayed with dangerous Chinese-made chemicals to make it "stronger"? Or is it not even cannabis at all, but ordinary tree leaves or lawn grass trimmings soaked in toxic chemicals? Or is Colos in fact REAL cannabis with no chemicals added? |
Anyone watching these police shooting videos might be tempted to speculate that American cops are too quick to open fire, especially when the person they shoot is armed with "just" a knife. Well, a knife is a deadly weapon, and any policeman who decides not to shoot a suspect charging at them with a knife, or trying to run over them with a car, could wind up as a dead statistic. For some real high drama, check out this clip of an incident in Little Rock, Arkansas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcKdZ3-1VQ For more vehicular action, this time in Texas, and filmed from the police helicopter, a police officer and a suspect exchange fire, with both the officer and the suspect getting hit before reinforcements arrive on the scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZbtWN1skkQ |
One of the quickest and most assured ways to depart from the mortal realm and join one's ancestors in America, has been known for decades as the "Suicide by Cop" option, in which a person who has become tired of life, and who might be curious about the concept of life after death, can enlist the help of police officers to fire a few shots that will make that dream a reality. The YouTube channel called "Police Activity" contains dozens of body-camera video records documenting the final seconds of Americans who chose the suicide by cop option, and whose terminal ambitions were thus actualized by responding police officers. Interestingly, one need not point a gun at a police officer in the USA, in order to qualify for getting shot. Simply holding a knife, stick or even a pen, is all it takes for the cops to apply lethal force instantly. Here is a small sample of the action. This first Mexican man picked up an axe, and was neutralized instantly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2CWdwwt93g&t=38s In this next clip from Riverside, California, a motorist tried to confront police officers with a knife, after first stabbing himself in a bid to end his life, with the usual outcome recorded by the police body camera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzQOTT8aeQ In this next sequence filmed by police in Nashville, Tennessee, a criminal decided to shoot it out with multiple police officers, only to meet his maker in the middle of a busy street. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxlXtBYU_AA Finally, we have a gentleman in Anaheim, California, whose weapon of choice against responding police officers was a SHOVEL, of all things, which as usual turned out to be very bad idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sD1JzCGXI For more exciting USA police action, visit the Police Activity YouTube channel, where you can learn what NOT to do in America, if you love life. https://www.youtube.com/@PoliceActivity |
Chidibest na ya eye be dis again? Nna but you don promise me say you nogo dey sell narcotics again. Why you come forget dat ya promise now? I hope you nogo tell me say na only narcotics trade you sabi to dey do for dis life. I no dey happy today o, Eziokwu. I no dey happy at all. |
Smartjeezy01:Take your raincoat along because in Benue State, the rates of HIV/AIDS is off the charts. |
Nefort:Haha don't ask, don't tell hahaha |
Samantha125:If the Eskimo language contains twelve different words to describe snow conditions, then lovers of obesity are entitled to coin as many phrases as they like, to classify the various, ahem, manifestations, of obesity that float their boats. |
highchief1:Haha na so me sef dey carry like 2K naira in 500 notes any time when I dey drive for Nigeria. If I no hold change for hand, I nogo drive dat day. I no dey even wait make dem ask me. I go just salute dem say "How for weekend?", and den drop my 500 naira tithe in Jeeesus name. Na wettin go commot stress for man pikin life, na him good pass, to dey practice at all times for Nigeria, as Omoluwabi concern. |
I am filled with sadness every time a news story about a cannabis bust is published online. The crop that is being seized from farmers and their customers is potentially worth millions of dollars, once the new legislation that legalizes medical cannabis cultivation for export is passed. The owners of that converted petrol tanker truck will now lose their livelihood and their freedom simply because Nigeria's lazy lawmakers are dragging their feet in completing the task assigned to them by NDLEA boss General Marwa, namely that they prepare a legislative framework for a new legal and taxed medical marijuana industry in Nigeria, whose inception is already so long overdue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVlcDHKduP4 |
highchief1:I like your take on life. Adapt to what one cannot change. When in Rome, do as a Roman. Police for London go arrest any person when try to pay dem money, but Nigeria police fit arrest person when no gree sponsor dem with cash. If you see police dey do wettin law no allow for Nigeria, just salute am and pass your own jejely as gentleman concern. No go take yanga wake trouble for where him dey sleep. Live and let live. Face ya lane, and no put eye for wetttin no concern you. You go live long, High Chief1, and notting go do you, because you sabi road. |
highchief1:Very true. To avoid stories that touch the heart, man pikin must pay royalties to the police and the DSS, depending on circumstances. On the subject of this police smoking weed, I would definitely prefer if they smoke weed, than get drunk. The only mistake made by this officer is that he smoked his weed in a public place, which is an invitation for trouble. |
While we impatiently await Nigeria's legislators to comply with the directive handed to them by the Always Mighty NDLEA head honcho General Buba Marwa, for them to draft new legislation that will usher in the taxed commercial production for export of medical marijuana products, fellow undercover stoners will appreciate these polished AI histories of cannabis in Jamaica and Malawi respectively. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kL4-O5x7RI Moving from Jamaica to Africa, this video clip below explores the history of the fabled Malawi Gold cannabis. Subject matter aside, the realism of AI-generated video footage is so close to reality as to have the potential to render movie actors redundant within ten years of the current 2026. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8HUqJrwgz0 |
edlion57:I cannot imagine killing myself over the conduct of ANY woman, and furthermore, any man who kills himself over an old ugly woman surely deserves a comprehensive flogging on arrival in hell. |
A few more thought-provoking fashion statements from the renowned ISIS fashion house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF5lg9cdSqg |
Richtaiwo:Can't you at least name a reason why you responded to this news. I just want to check somthing. |
That drone operator clearly intended to intimidate the police officers, so it is lucky for that rogue pilot that the police did not simply open fire on that low flying drone as a self-defense precaution. On a technical level, it is obvious that the drone in this grainy footage is an old DJI Phantom series model, the last of which was manufactured back in 2018, over 8 years ago. Most newer drones are considerably smaller than the bulky Phantom models, AND many of the modern drones sport cameras capable of zooming in with between 2 and 10-power magnification, whereby the drone can loiter well above shotgun range, while filming events on the ground with startling clarity and sharp focus . |
ayosamtunde:Her uniform and the funny looking insignia are home-made, and she even claimed that she asked an unqualified cabin crew member to occupy her imaginary captain's seat while she went to the toilet. I doubt whether this comedienne has ever even set foot in a real aircraft |
NaijaNaWaa:The whole story is a figment of this woman's imagination. She is definitely not a pilot, and clearly knows very little about aircraft operations. Note the ridiculous claim she made that she asked a non-pilot cabin crew member to take her place at the controls beside the co-pilot, while she , the make-believe captain, went to use the toilet. No airline in this world would ever permit an unqualified person to occupy the captain's chair in the flight deck while the plane is in ANY phase of flight. Such a violation of protocol would endanger all aboard, and would NEVER happen in a real life situation in which one or the other of the two pilots needs to step out of their seat for even a minute. |
While Nigeria does have several young female airline pilots, I sincerely doubt whether this woman in her early twenties could have logged enough flight hours to have attained the rank of four-bar captain at such a young age. A 22-year-old First Officer or Junior First Officer is feasible, but it is highly unlikely that anyone as young as this woman could have met all those arduous requirements that must be fulfilled to rise to the rank of full captain in any airline. With this suspicion in mind, I will take a guess that this woman is NOT a pilot of any sort, but is merely a skit maker wearing a home-made uniform. Nice entertaining story she cooked up anyway. |
Franking:You are a gentleman and a scholar. Scrap the NYSC, president Tinubu, BECAUSE the NYSC has now become a conveyor-belt supplying high-value kidnap victims to the illiterate Islamist terrorists who now own Nigeria's highways, and who thus LOVE the NYSC for what it has become - the cash cow of terrorists. |
Chucks13:Nigeria's most valuable intellectual property is newly graduated university students, and I agree with you 100% that this ridiculous practice of exposing newly graduated university students to the perils of Nigeria's kidnapper-infested highways must STOP forever NOW, or at the very least, until the country's epidemic of Islamist kidnapping has been SEEN to end forever. Scrap the NYSC today, as in NOW ! ! |
The NYSC is Nigeria's most dangerous squanderer of human lives, and MUST be abolished IMMEDIATELY. Nigeria is in the throes of a war against deadly Islamist terrorists whose stated mission is to eradicate Western formal education in Africa. This is NOT the time to be risking newly graduated young Nigerians along the highways that are the primary hunting grounds of bloodthirsty kidnappers. Stop the NYSC today ! Stop the NYSC today ! |
budaatum:Yes, these fine gentlemen will be a hit among the booty bandits of Cell Block D. Oh well, adult diapers to the rescue. |

