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Foreign Affairs › Re: Suicide By Cop In America - An Easy Option When Tired Of Life by Jakumo(op): 4:41am On Sep 15
It is alarming how many people living in America are suicidal, and desperately in search of a police officer who will shoot them dead. This incident unfolded just a few hours ago in beautiful Santa Monica, California, a beach resort town, where a crazed man disregarded multiple police orders to drop[ his knife, with the same predictable outcome then assured as the man continued his attack charge.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkRm5LVGiqs
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Colos From UK, Finds Drugs Hidden In Speakers In Lagos by Jakumo(m):
SonOfWords:
Drug use and abuse is a global pandemic, reason a lot of Asian countries prescribe the death sentence for traffickers.

Have you not read or heard about the fentanyl scourge in the U.S? Don't you see the war Trump is waging on the illicit trade around America's borders?

People just need to find moderation for these things, which is ultimately the challenge where addiction is concerned.

Personally, I don't even see the essence to using synthetic cannabis because the organic cannabis itself gives you the needed high without the attendant risks associated with ingesting the chemicals used to cook its derivatives.
I also find it strange that people are willing to ingest highly poisonous chemicals made in criminal Chinese laboratories, in the name of "enjoyment". These people WILLINGLY become human guinea-pigs and lab rats, in the experiments of mad scientists who enjoy causing insanity, deformity, and death on an industrial scale.

But it is not just in Nigeria that this epidemic of chemical abuse is destroying an entire generation. That deadly chemical called Fentanyl causes horrendous deformities, madness, and instant death, yet MILLIONS of Americans are addicted to that poison.

Back in the day weed smokers in America would accept a joint of cannabis from a total stranger, and smoke it without a care in the world. I did that myself, but would NEVER do that again, nor would I buy cannabis from any street dealer or legal shop in America, because ALL supply chains cannot be trusted.

Fentanyl is now finding its way into cocaine, PCP, methamphetamine, heroin, illegal pills, and even my beloved marijuana, which has brought about further thousands of deaths of people who wrongly assumed that they were buying a drug other than Fentanyl, only to die 5-dollar deaths from "accidental" Fentanyl poisoning.

If you love cannabis, find a safe jungle clearing to grow your own. If you cannot find such a place, then you must QUIT forever, because you can NEVER be sure of what poisons have been added to any weed that you buy anywhere on this planet.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Throwback Video Of Osama Bin Laden Threatening U.S And Supporting Palestine by Jakumo(m): 1:39pm On Sep 14
donleo92:
God punish i$/@mic terrorist and their sympathizers embarassed

I puke 🤢 on theeeeem!!!!

Very anyhow people, and them no go stay for their country oooh, they would flee their country, and come to well functioning country to cause havock and bring shari'a nonsense angry

Make them dey show Americans waytin mu$/!m been won do their country, so that the young generation would not forget
They do refuse to stay in their hell hole countries, and always swarm like cockroaches over to Western democracies where they immediately start agitating to forcibly impose their Satanic sharia amputation law.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Colos From UK, Finds Drugs Hidden In Speakers In Lagos by Jakumo(m): 7:12pm On Sep 13
vr0xen:
Such quantity of Colos must be running into one billion naira or even more. Colos wey I Dey buy one gram 8k
I don't ever buy weed, but I am curious as to what exactly "Colos" is.

Is Colos poor quality cannabis sprayed with dangerous Chinese-made chemicals to make it "stronger"?

Or is it not even cannabis at all, but ordinary tree leaves or lawn grass trimmings soaked in toxic chemicals?

Or is Colos in fact REAL cannabis with no chemicals added?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Suicide By Cop In America - An Easy Option When Tired Of Life by Jakumo(op): 8:31am On Sep 13
Anyone watching these police shooting videos might be tempted to speculate that American cops are too quick to open fire, especially when the person they shoot is armed with "just" a knife.

Well, a knife is a deadly weapon, and any policeman who decides not to shoot a suspect charging at them with a knife, or trying to run over them with a car, could wind up as a dead statistic. For some real high drama, check out this clip of an incident in Little Rock, Arkansas.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffcKdZ3-1VQ

For more vehicular action, this time in Texas, and filmed from the police helicopter, a police officer and a suspect exchange fire, with both the officer and the suspect getting hit before reinforcements arrive on the scene.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZbtWN1skkQ
Foreign Affairs › Suicide By Cop In America - An Easy Option When Tired Of Life by Jakumo(op): 6:26pm On Sep 10
One of the quickest and most assured ways to depart from the mortal realm and join one's ancestors in America, has been known for decades as the "Suicide by Cop" option, in which a person who has become tired of life, and who might be curious about the concept of life after death, can enlist the help of police officers to fire a few shots that will make that dream a reality.

The YouTube channel called "Police Activity" contains dozens of body-camera video records documenting the final seconds of Americans who chose the suicide by cop option, and whose terminal ambitions were thus actualized by responding police officers. Interestingly, one need not point a gun at a police officer in the USA, in order to qualify for getting shot. Simply holding a knife, stick or even a pen, is all it takes for the cops to apply lethal force instantly. Here is a small sample of the action.

This first Mexican man picked up an axe, and was neutralized instantly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2CWdwwt93g&t=38s

In this next clip from Riverside, California, a motorist tried to confront police officers with a knife, after first stabbing himself in a bid to end his life, with the usual outcome recorded by the police body camera.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzQOTT8aeQ

In this next sequence filmed by police in Nashville, Tennessee, a criminal decided to shoot it out with multiple police officers, only to meet his maker in the middle of a busy street.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxlXtBYU_AA

Finally, we have a gentleman in Anaheim, California, whose weapon of choice against responding police officers was a SHOVEL, of all things, which as usual turned out to be very bad idea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sD1JzCGXI

For more exciting USA police action, visit the Police Activity YouTube channel, where you can learn what NOT to do in America, if you love life.

https://www.youtube.com/@PoliceActivity
Crime › Re: Ndlea Arrests Fugitive Drug Kingpin Linked To 49.70kg Heroin Seizure by Jakumo(m): 4:48pm On Sep 09
Chidibest na ya eye be dis again? Nna but you don promise me say you nogo dey sell narcotics again.

Why you come forget dat ya promise now?

I hope you nogo tell me say na only narcotics trade you sabi to dey do for dis life.

I no dey happy today o, Eziokwu. I no dey happy at all.
Romance › Re: Why Are 18–20 Year Old Girls Suddenly Acting Like Saints? by Jakumo(m): 1:58pm On Sep 09
Smartjeezy01:
Go to Benue or cross river State. Those 18-20 years old girl libido is higher than anything.
Take your raincoat along because in Benue State, the rates of HIV/AIDS is off the charts.
Romance › Re: What Your Type Of Woman by Jakumo(m): 2:24pm On Sep 07
Nefort:
That's a guy
Haha don't ask, don't tell hahaha
Romance › Re: What Your Type Of Woman by Jakumo(m): 2:22pm On Sep 07
Samantha125:
I only see fat ladies except number 1,2, and 5.
If the Eskimo language contains twelve different words to describe snow conditions, then lovers of obesity are entitled to coin as many phrases as they like, to classify the various, ahem, manifestations, of obesity that float their boats.
Crime › Re: Civilian Confronts Police Over Smoking, Colleague Tries To Stop Filming by Jakumo(m): 2:15pm On Sep 07
highchief1:
amen we go all live long.i no Dey drive without having 500 naira notes for my car for police for road it will save u a lot of time and stress.i also Make sure my wife Dey get money for car.if dem park u just smile and bring out neat 500 naira.The IGP no go fit tell me say e no no say em boys Dey beg for money for road.who give me power to fix Nigeria?abeg ee
Haha na so me sef dey carry like 2K naira in 500 notes any time when I dey drive for Nigeria. If I no hold change for hand, I nogo drive dat day.

I no dey even wait make dem ask me. I go just salute dem say "How for weekend?", and den drop my 500 naira tithe in Jeeesus name.

Na wettin go commot stress for man pikin life, na him good pass, to dey practice at all times for Nigeria, as Omoluwabi concern.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Seizes Fuel Tanker Carrying 2.1 Tonnes Of Cannabis In Ondo (Photos, Video) by Jakumo(m): 2:07pm On Sep 07
I am filled with sadness every time a news story about a cannabis bust is published online. The crop that is being seized from farmers and their customers is potentially worth millions of dollars, once the new legislation that legalizes medical cannabis cultivation for export is passed.

The owners of that converted petrol tanker truck will now lose their livelihood and their freedom simply because Nigeria's lazy lawmakers are dragging their feet in completing the task assigned to them by NDLEA boss General Marwa, namely that they prepare a legislative framework for a new legal and taxed medical marijuana industry in Nigeria, whose inception is already so long overdue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVlcDHKduP4
Crime › Re: Civilian Confronts Police Over Smoking, Colleague Tries To Stop Filming by Jakumo(m): 12:24pm On Sep 07
highchief1:
police no supose Dey smoke e no Dey normal.but no be me and u go talk am.if the IGP and the system cannot discipline its officers what can we do.our only job na to make sure say them no kill us.the country is sick even our president is not well so na wisdom we go use Dey stay the country for now.
I like your take on life. Adapt to what one cannot change. When in Rome, do as a Roman. Police for London go arrest any person when try to pay dem money, but Nigeria police fit arrest person when no gree sponsor dem with cash.

If you see police dey do wettin law no allow for Nigeria, just salute am and pass your own jejely as gentleman concern.

No go take yanga wake trouble for where him dey sleep. Live and let live. Face ya lane, and no put eye for wetttin no concern you.

You go live long, High Chief1, and notting go do you, because you sabi road.
Crime › Re: Civilian Confronts Police Over Smoking, Colleague Tries To Stop Filming by Jakumo(m): 12:15pm On Sep 07
highchief1:
in Nigeria u can buy connection.ur dpo can help u.drive to his office and tel him u came to appreciate all he does for the community.wage cola of 100k for him.u guys wil exchange number and that’s it.depending on ur level.me na cp them I Dey go pally.U can’t live in Nigeria without police contacts.i get both army and dss.
Very true. To avoid stories that touch the heart, man pikin must pay royalties to the police and the DSS, depending on circumstances.

On the subject of this police smoking weed, I would definitely prefer if they smoke weed, than get drunk. The only mistake made by this officer is that he smoked his weed in a public place, which is an invitation for trouble.
Politics › Re: Cannabis Set To Be LEGALIZED For Nigeria's Export Market - Buba Marwa NDLEA Boss by Jakumo(op): 11:33am On Sep 05
While we impatiently await Nigeria's legislators to comply with the directive handed to them by the Always Mighty NDLEA head honcho General Buba Marwa, for them to draft new legislation that will usher in the taxed commercial production for export of medical marijuana products, fellow undercover stoners will appreciate these polished AI histories of cannabis in Jamaica and Malawi respectively.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kL4-O5x7RI


Moving from Jamaica to Africa, this video clip below explores the history of the fabled Malawi Gold cannabis. Subject matter aside, the realism of AI-generated video footage is so close to reality as to have the potential to render movie actors redundant within ten years of the current 2026.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8HUqJrwgz0
Family › Re: Horror In Ogun: Celestial Pastor Kills Wife Over Infidelity, Runs Into Speeding by Jakumo(m): 6:59am On Sep 05
edlion57:
Men should be like Solomon, one woman will definitely disappoint you,if to say this man be get side chick ,he for focus on his side babe
I cannot imagine killing myself over the conduct of ANY woman, and furthermore, any man who kills himself over an old ugly woman surely deserves a comprehensive flogging on arrival in hell.
Fashion › Re: Fashion Show For The Discerning Man Of Culture by Jakumo(op): 9:52pm On Sep 04
A few more thought-provoking fashion statements from the renowned ISIS fashion house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF5lg9cdSqg
Crime › Re: 43-year-old Nigerian Arrested In Cyprus With 350g Of Drugs (photo) by Jakumo(m): 12:39pm On Sep 03
Richtaiwo:
I opened the thread for a reason. And the reason is not for the full report. Now I'm satisfied.
Can't you at least name a reason why you responded to this news. I just want to check somthing.
Crime › Re: Police Officers Run As Drone Records Extortion In Osogbo (Photos, Video) by Jakumo(m): 10:01am On Sep 02
That drone operator clearly intended to intimidate the police officers, so it is lucky for that rogue pilot that the police did not simply open fire on that low flying drone as a self-defense precaution.

On a technical level, it is obvious that the drone in this grainy footage is an old DJI Phantom series model, the last of which was manufactured back in 2018, over 8 years ago. Most newer drones are considerably smaller than the bulky Phantom models, AND many of the modern drones sport cameras capable of zooming in with between 2 and 10-power magnification, whereby the drone can loiter well above shotgun range, while filming events on the ground with startling clarity and sharp focus .
Travel › Re: How I Caught Passengers Having Sex On Airplane - Female Pilot by Jakumo(m): 8:30pm On Aug 29
ayosamtunde:
I saw this girl's post on tiktok few days in which she claimed that she just got employed as a pilot.Her previous posts did not suggest anything that she is anywhere near aviation industry.Consequently,I concluded she must be a content creator and many of her fans are falling for the cock and bull story.
Her uniform and the funny looking insignia are home-made, and she even claimed that she asked an unqualified cabin crew member to occupy her imaginary captain's seat while she went to the toilet. I doubt whether this comedienne has ever even set foot in a real aircraft
Travel › Re: How I Caught Passengers Having Sex On Airplane - Female Pilot by Jakumo(m): 8:03pm On Aug 29
NaijaNaWaa:
I have heard more credible stories of people doing stuff on the airplane but this doesn’t make sense:
1. They left the door open? How’s that possible?, and
2. They put off the light? The aero plane toilet light comes on immediately the door is locked. How then did they turn it off?
3. Did she just badge in on them? Just like that?

This can’t be true.
The whole story is a figment of this woman's imagination. She is definitely not a pilot, and clearly knows very little about aircraft operations. Note the ridiculous claim she made that she asked a non-pilot cabin crew member to take her place at the controls beside the co-pilot, while she , the make-believe captain, went to use the toilet.

No airline in this world would ever permit an unqualified person to occupy the captain's chair in the flight deck while the plane is in ANY phase of flight. Such a violation of protocol would endanger all aboard, and would NEVER happen in a real life situation in which one or the other of the two pilots needs to step out of their seat for even a minute.
Travel › Re: How I Caught Passengers Having Sex On Airplane - Female Pilot by Jakumo(m): 7:58pm On Aug 29
While Nigeria does have several young female airline pilots, I sincerely doubt whether this woman in her early twenties could have logged enough flight hours to have attained the rank of four-bar captain at such a young age.

A 22-year-old First Officer or Junior First Officer is feasible, but it is highly unlikely that anyone as young as this woman could have met all those arduous requirements that must be fulfilled to rise to the rank of full captain in any airline.

With this suspicion in mind, I will take a guess that this woman is NOT a pilot of any sort, but is merely a skit maker wearing a home-made uniform.

Nice entertaining story she cooked up anyway.
NYSC › Re: 15 NYSC Members Kidnapped In Kogi While Returning From Camp (Photos, Video) by Jakumo(m): 12:45pm On Aug 29
Franking:
What exactly is Tinumbu doing as president? So much insecurity and we are all carrying on like everything is okay.....

The insecurity does not affect those who should àct against it and that's why they are silent.....

Thankfully, insecurity does not recognize APC or Yoruba people....we will all suffer it..

Meanwhile, the NYSC has overlived it's usefulness....scrap it and save lives. Nigerians are not one and will never be one.
You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Scrap the NYSC, president Tinubu, BECAUSE the NYSC has now become a conveyor-belt supplying high-value kidnap victims to the illiterate Islamist terrorists who now own Nigeria's highways, and who thus LOVE the NYSC for what it has become - the cash cow of terrorists.
NYSC › Re: 15 NYSC Members Kidnapped In Kogi While Returning From Camp (Photos, Video) by Jakumo(m): 12:23pm On Aug 29
Chucks13:
Ok na.

I said suspend this NYSC colonial idea crappie the security not too good for all these NYSC stuff or tell every student to do their NYSC in their state of origin or in the state where their university is located to avoid touching stories some mofos said hell No, ok now go and free them.

You act according to what time and moment dictated, suspend NYSC for now till the situation get better or go for my second option. Full stop.

Imagine the beaten and the opueh girls among dem go dey receive on houly basis really sad. We nor dey hear word na to remain on colonial idea dey sweet us most. Na so we told dem stop WAEC nothing like West Africa bullshit let all country should go set there own exams for dem student dem say No..
Nigeria's most valuable intellectual property is newly graduated university students, and I agree with you 100% that this ridiculous practice of exposing newly graduated university students to the perils of Nigeria's kidnapper-infested highways must STOP forever NOW, or at the very least, until the country's epidemic of Islamist kidnapping has been SEEN to end forever.

Scrap the NYSC today, as in NOW ! !
NYSC › Re: 15 NYSC Members Kidnapped In Kogi While Returning From Camp (Photos, Video) by Jakumo(m): 12:20pm On Aug 29
The NYSC is Nigeria's most dangerous squanderer of human lives, and MUST be abolished IMMEDIATELY. Nigeria is in the throes of a war against deadly Islamist terrorists whose stated mission is to eradicate Western formal education in Africa. This is NOT the time to be risking newly graduated young Nigerians along the highways that are the primary hunting grounds of bloodthirsty kidnappers.

Stop the NYSC today !

Stop the NYSC today !
Crime › Re: FBI Extradites Two Nigerians In Teen Sextortion Cases by Jakumo(m): 10:10am On Aug 29
budaatum:
This is some way to japa to USA, for some. Just exploit some teenage Americans and they'll give you a visa and free flight and free accomodation and free food when you get there.

I hope they enjoy what could end up being a very long stay indeed. I hear there's keen interest in derrieres where they are being taken.
Yes, these fine gentlemen will be a hit among the booty bandits of Cell Block D. Oh well, adult diapers to the rescue.

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