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oops i got da quote wrong!!!!

author=Seun link=topic=2724.msg211003#msg211003 date=1140079050]
The story is a murder story, so I am offended by it.
[quote][/quote]@Seun, thanks for ur comments too, everyone is entitled to his /her opinions, but maybe i will make up a love story specially for u!!!!!!

Well thank ya all for ur positive comments!!!

well how was that

Hey Bagoma, lets give Nice2have a little treat ok
Here goes, sorry if i broke all da rules!!!!!

CHAPTER ONE
BELIEVE THIS U’LL BELIEVE ANYTHING, I once had a girl called EVE, she was a COME EASY GO EASY, type of gal. She would HAVE A NICE NIGHT with anyone STRICTLY FOR CASH, she was very beautiful as GOLDFISH HAVE NO HIDING PLACE, well being a jealous chap our liason was going the WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES……………………………………

CHAPTER TWO
So I planned that she would be SAFER DEAD and MY LAUGH WOULD COME LAST, not that I was BELIEVED VIOLENT, but THE WHIFF OF MONEY and the FAST BUCK was THE DOLLS BAD NEWS and YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN cos she WAS TRUSTED LIKE THE FOX, anyway she had BUT A SHORT TIME TO LIVE, and I WILL LAY HER AMONG THE LILIES buried in a COFFIN FROM HONGKONG……………………………………

CHAPTER THREE
My plan made me feel high, as if i had the WORLD IN MY POCKET, until MALLORY her lover, who had AN EAR TO THE GROUND had the luck to GET A LOAD OF THIS my plan, he cornered me trying to blackmail me saying “I HOLD THE FOUR ACES now, I denied it and told him “YOU MUST BE KIDDING, besides WHY PICK ON ME?.He said if you don’t cooperate then CONSIDER YOURSELF DEAD!!! I replied I aint scared of you’re a$$ and watch it cos U’VE GOT IT COMING!! Later that night I engaged the services of a HIT AND RUN driver, gave him a bottle of beer and said HAVE THIS ONE ON ME and told him my plan, he gave me a leery grin and said “THERES ALWAYS A PRICE TAG for anything, YOU HAVE YOURSELF A DEAL, pally”!!! “HIT THEM WHERE IT HURTS most”, I told him referring to Mallory and his goons. “LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD?”, he enquired, “U jus FIND HIM AND I”LL FIX HIM boss”, he muttered.
That night, Mallory’s crumpled body went THIS WAY FOR A SHROUD. I then went over to Eve’s and said “WELL NOW MY PRETTY……, ”and for the last time tasted THE FLESH OF THE ORCHID, haha THE THINGS MEN DO!!! Then I strangled her, now I’LL BURY MY DEAD, then HAVE A CHANGE OF SCENE. Maybe a MISSION TO SIENNA? Who knows!!! Anyway since the DEAD STAY DUMB, THE GUILTY ARE (not) AFRAID!!!!!,

CHAPTER FOUR
3 MONTHS LATER………………….

ONE BRIGHT SUMMER MORNING, as I was relaxing on the beach and watching the scantily clad girls having fun on an island off the Florida keys, I came across CADE, I couldn’t get my eyes off her body…, we got talking and later went up to my hotel room, where I gave her a SHOCK TREATMENT!! FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF she fell flat for me!!!!, well as they THE VULTURE IS A PATIENT BIRD, we are getting married!!! And I think I will CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TAIL and invite Tom Lepski, Maddox and the maestro James Hadley Chase himself,to the wedding and of course u guys at NL are invited too!!! Mr Nice2have will be my best man, Bagoma, u can be a bridesmaid!!! Cushman can u be the usher
THIS IS FOR REAL, yes o!!! If u don’t believe it, then TELL IT TO THE BIRDS!!! Anyway I gave all you guys the SUCKER PUNCH!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaahha

CURTAINS…………….EPILOGUE

Oops before I forget, when I die, WE’LL (all) SHARE A DOUBLE FUNERAL!!! And please do u know any thing about flowers? When you come across exotic ones, save A LOTUS FOR MISS QUON, but NO ORCHIDS FOR MISS BLANDISH!!!!! (cos she pisses me off)!!!!!