₦airaland Forum

"A fellow doesn't last long on what he has done. He has to keep on delivering."

Carl Hubbell
(1903-1988)
Hall of Fame pitcher

Wow!!! Great scrabbling there!

^^ Dem come jail de doc.

I de behind I Go Die

I beg oooo, I no fit explain why small mosquito get anus and big bat no get anus o o.

Hmm. Wahala dey o.

One of our greatest problems in Nigeria is that our so-call leaders serve their bosses instead of the masses. None-the-less, with the action of the locals, it is a serious food for thought for our "eye service" leaders.

I sorry for dis man. Him bodi go soon tell am.

Because we have become rats racing for survival. Nope. Corruption is now a status symbol. Steal everything stealable and you will get a chieftaincy title from your village, a national award from the federal govt and an honorary degree from our universities.

Nigeria is a failed state.

Not far from the truth.

Come And Taste Cherries Here.

TASTE

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."

Alan Kay
(1940 - )
Computer scientist

Dark street BYL

I dey kamkpe o

So, football, not the word of God, don become the pre-occupation of some pastors, abi? Hmm.

"To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the loss of what might have been learnt."

-- Benjamin Franklin, statesman

Haba! . When most citizens are yet to get the existing National Identity card? Well, maybe another avenue for some people in power to settle themselves. Na wa o .

I thought one Minister wept after seeing and experiencing the plight of travellers on that road? Abi her tears don dry and the experience forgotten so soon? Na wa for our leaders.

Them no dey tell man,in 15-24 months time no be small thing man go dey see for portfolio spread sheet

See one of my strategies,apart from my personal portfolio,I've cancelled elaborate birthday bashes for my children.The usual budgets have now been split into two parts of 25% and 75%.On their birthdays,we use the 25% to organise low celebrations,while the other 75% part goes into stocks (we buy great companies,we don't pick stocks as far as this scheme is concerned ) in their respective names.

I like this your portfolio sharing formular o. But make sure you educate the kids on why their birthday parties is melting down oo

So, after divorce who will hold the marriage certificate or are they going to return it to the church?

"Eyen mi, kudara ki idiok ererimbot o". Mma ma iquo emi eti etie.

"Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open."

Alexander Graham Bell
(1847 - 1922)
Inventor & Scientist

Monumentally

Huh, whats going on here?

Brother, Remove Our Old Knickers

KNACK

Did I hear that the case has been postponed again?