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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mbulela: 1:54pm On Oct 10, 2009
Every man has a belief.I believe i'll have another beer.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mbulela: 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2009
God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mbulela: 2:10pm On Oct 10, 2009
Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst - C.S. Lewis

Reflection of Psalms
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mbulela: 2:12pm On Oct 10, 2009
The surest way of spoiling a pleasure [is] to start examining your satisfaction
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 2:37pm On Oct 10, 2009
[size=13pt]Religion is all bunk. angry[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 6:31am On Oct 11, 2009
Public money is like holy water, every1 help itself to it. Shey na lie
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:10pm On Oct 11, 2009
[size=13pt]Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 7:15pm On Oct 11, 2009
;d ;d ;d
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 7:17pm On Oct 11, 2009
never argue with fools, first they'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience, !!!!

matrimony is not a word, its a sentence, !!!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 7:21pm On Oct 11, 2009
gone is the goose that laid golden eggs, !

absence makes the heart grow fonder but makes the mind forget, !!

nearer the church, farther the heaven, !!

every cock fight best at his own dunghill, !!!

a rolling stone gathers no moss, !!!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:23pm On Oct 11, 2009
[size=13pt]Hey, Brother. . . .Welcome2Hell ! ! ! wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 7:23pm On Oct 11, 2009
never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups, !!!  grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2009
[size=13pt]When you drink the blood of your enemy he would be afraid of you. . . . kiss[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 7:29pm On Oct 11, 2009
mon ami, wots the witty/ironic part of the above quote, ??
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:37pm On Oct 11, 2009
[size=13pt]Un sataniste n'ont pas besoin de citer faible, ne trouve que des intérêts sur des choses en commun = An eye for an eye[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2009
formers translation
A satanist(worshipping evil) does not need to name weak-willed person, find only interests on things together.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 8:02pm On Oct 11, 2009
a few very pragmatic quotes, :

judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers,

love is being stupid together.

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be,

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong,

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game,
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:10pm On Oct 11, 2009
[size=13pt]I Know im BAD and Evil,so please Stay Clearrrrrrrr. . . . angry[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 11:52pm On Oct 11, 2009
[size=13pt] ~If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor ~Joan Collins[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 11:21am On Oct 12, 2009
"Small differences in your performance can lead to large differences in your results."

-- Brian Tracy, Motivational Coach
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 9:07pm On Oct 12, 2009
mohawkchic:

[size=13pt] ~If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor ~Joan Collins[/size]
Cool cool

@topic

The 100% American is 99% idiot.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mamagee6(f): 1:20am On Oct 13, 2009
"If we all look at each other closer then our enemies would be at a distance"
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:45am On Oct 13, 2009
[size=13pt]~"A Woman Without A Man Is Like A Fish Without A Bicycle." ~
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:25pm On Oct 13, 2009
I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 7:41pm On Oct 13, 2009
"You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down."

Ray Bradbury
(1920 - )
American author
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:33am On Oct 14, 2009
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by aucourant: 5:37pm On Oct 14, 2009
There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college, !!1
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 9:02pm On Oct 14, 2009
"I was taught that the way of progress is neither swift nor easy."

-- Marie Curie, Physicist
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 10:45pm On Oct 14, 2009
Forces are equal and opposite when individual is passing out faeces, Amb Alade Matthew
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:28am On Oct 15, 2009
[size=13pt]Forgive, O Lord, any little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. . . .  wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:51pm On Oct 15, 2009
adebayo201:

Forces are equal and opposite when individual is passing out faeces, Amb Alade Matthew
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


@topic

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:56pm On Oct 15, 2009
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Forgive, O Lord, any little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. . . . wink[/size]
wat du u mean @doctor ogaga

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