₦airaland Forum

You should go and do your national service. Many have done it for you and some are still doing it. Or are you suggesting that the cup should passover you? No way! Do you know you are a future leader?  You are not looking at the benefits of undergoing the NYSC scheme but the little incidents that happened. You want to hide in your one corner of Nigeria and be abusing the people that you don't know their way of life and beliefs, and believe that yours is superior or better? Note that travelling is part of education. I f you are scared of happenings in the nation, how do you profer solutions based on experience when you have neither been to that part of the nation or never have a firsthand experience? There is nobody that is born to risk his enjoyment and life for others. Everybody must stake his peace and if need be, life for the sake of the nation. The military and para-military men and women are there, denying themselves of comfort and freedom, and staking their lives for you and me. You should be proud to serve your fatherland. If you think those leading are not leading us well, this is one of the ways you can make a change by showing good examples  wherever you will be posted to. Cheer up, take this as a challenge and be proud to be a partaker in the development of your fatherland. I know that in future you will be glad you did your youth service. I wish you a fruitful service year.

I think mother should explain clearly to his son how junior got into the stomach .

That would have been a great catch .

Heavily pregnant woman discusses with her 3 years old son:

Woman: Son did you enjoy the food?.
Son: Yes mummy, the food was very sweet.
(Woman sits on the floor the way pregnant women use to sit with legs stretched forward and the stomach protruding like baloon. She was so ecstatic about the baby in the womb and told the son this.)
Woman: Do you know that your junior is inside here? (Pointing to her protruding stomach ).
SonConfused because he does not know the biological process of child bearing burst into tears and said) Mummy, are you this wicked, why did you decide to eat junior instead of garri?

In fact, son refused to be consoled because he could not see any reason why junior should be found in mummy's stomach .

just becacuse u got none of the requirement that doesn't mean that other men doesn't have it, have met many guys that got all of it or even more

Prof sampler. I doff that thing for you . But take it easy o o. You have not started life yet, I think you know .

just becacuse u got none of the requirement that doesn't mean that other men doesn't have it, have met many guys that got all of it or even more
WOW. Prof sampler Abeg o o o o o!

Hmnn. This thread reminds me of "core investor" and " technical partner".

;DWao, very interesting and educative discussions. The way my Naija people quote and analys the Bible will definitely make the apostles jealous. However, I am dumbfounded that the biblical knowledge have not helped to curb corruption in our society? Or is knowing the Bible a mere academic exercise? I just don't understand my Naija people .

What is the use of the siren sef? They are just disturbing hungry citizens with it. Only fire service and hospital should use it jare .

Anyone complaining about this small patriotic expenditure is an Enemy of Progress who must be jailed immediately for insubordination[quote][/quote].
Na true o. Let me go and hide under the Governor's bed so that they will not arrest me.

Miracle goat sheep for sale. Going, going, going, (Note: This goat sheep has the capability to steal 10 mazda cars for you within one week.)

I currently live in the UNITED STATES!

Then how do you live in Naija? Spiritually or what?

Abeg my people. I de look for buyers for my special goat sheep. The sheep specializes in thieving moto cars especially mazda brand. Make una no mind those yeye Kwara State police jare. Just because my sheep was perfoming his official duty dem go catcham come de disgrace my fine sheep. Any way sha, i don negotiate with the police so dat I go sellam and then give dem their own share. So who wan buy my sheep?

What the hell is wrong with we Africans? Somebody will steal all your money, Bleep all our wives, kill as many as he can in the name of politics, and when he dies everybody will be singing his praises instead of cursing him. Why this mentality?

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Ah ah? See this one o. We are talking about thieving sheep and you are telling us about GSM directline. If you like biz that much why not go and buy the sheep. Abi you never hear say police dem want to sell the sheep . By the way, I wonder who will buy this controversial human sheep . The person will turn his house to another mecca abi na jerusalem . Come to think of it, this is another way to make quick coins o. Just buy the sheep and put a gate fee of #100.00 for whoever wants to see it. Where are this my sharp biz guys? Ngwanu.

Churches are not responsible for the corruption in the society. If anything, they help to curtail it.

Ok, it is the people in the church/mosque that are corrupt .

Yar'adua is not our problem. Those who collect huge sum of money in the name of LG allocation, State allocation and Ministeries allocation and yet do nothing for the people are our enemies.

Abi o o

it really funny how can Nigerian police descend so low as to parade a goat as a robbery suspect let them prove to us that the goat is actually a human being then we believe their story.

Have you wondered why nobody has come forward to claim ownership of the sheep? Keep your fingers crossed.

Chei #300million EFCC should check under his bed. He is hiding more money there. Thief, ole, barawo, onyeoshi in government .

See nigerians and condolence messages; its even too much anytime a big belle rogue kaput.

It so unbelievable that you sufferheads have not realize that you are the ones that should be recieving condolence messages. You guys keep getting played by criminals who will loot your treasury, live a comfortable life, marry many wives and jets off to a 5 star hospital abroad to die peacefully.

May God protect and give him the wisdom to lead his people aright. Amen.

Hmmnn, What a shameful way to die? A Divisional Crime Officer dying criminally. Lord have mercy.

Sure. It is a human nature. You can not love 2 or more persons equally. Qualities like Character, attitude, physical appearance, obedience, intelligence, hardworking etc, could make the difference between children. Definately you will have a soft spot for the child that exhibit better qualities. But you should be very tactful on how you show your favouritism else you may ruin the psyche of the other child/children.

This story is not true. If it is true, then you are paying for accepting an illegal marriage. By illegal marriage , i mean that you neither did your traditional marriage nor church wedding. Your relationship to your brother will have been detected and the marriage would have been annulled. My General advise to young boys and girls is that you should not assume that you in a free world and can do whatever you like when it comes to serious matters like marriage. If your parents don't bless your marriage, you will definately be in trouble. Those that are not yet married and on this NL take note.

believe you need a counsellor. if possible ask your pastor for guidance.
many things could have been responsible for your husband's changed nature. one includes the post marital stress spill over which are overwhelming him; maybe you need to make more happier by making the house a home for him; ensure your home is clean, give him his meals when it is time to eat; try not to over sleep; please do not nag, though he is pushing to do so and never deny him sex when he asks for it - though you are worn out. be romantic (whatever it means to you).
pray always. let it be the first thing, the second thing, and everything to you. prayer can turn things around for you.
you may post your prayer requests in the religion thread.

it is well

The new reality is probably overwhelming him. I agree with the last speaker quoted here. Take note of the highlighted portions. Marriage teething problem is all I will call it. I am happy you want the marriage to work and it shall work in Jesus name. Amen!

Ekom e du ye mbufo. Idem edididie? Ebot emi e ke yom de di yip mazda oro, mmo ke cell o o.

Another lunatic taught a lesson. Good for him .

This story reminds me of one song that we use to sing for all these girls wey their yansh no de stay for one place.
Bleep and no pay,
for there is no other way,
to discourage ashewo,
but to Bleep and no pay .

Using ashewo yansh to look for God's intervention go work so