₦airaland Forum

Don't be surprised to start seeing men with red yansh like that of a baboon on our streets. I can't see any reason while a man will leave the correct abunna when yarinya carry for under go the pursue man, just to Bleep shit in the anus. this na real kolo case .

That's right. They should endeavour to use more of incantations too because incantations are better than ordinary spoken words .

Sir, What new knowledge have you brought to improve the sector this time around?

Bad guys are already cracking their brains on how to circumvent and rubbish this policy again. Watch out!

Churches/mosques are too many that is why their prayers are not effective. I think they should undergo re-capitalisation re-consolidation like our banks .

Oh you have just come from your palmwine joint eh? Don't worry. All is well .

Proceedings at a Senior Magistrate‘s Court in Ikeja were on Thursday disrupted when two owls flew into the courtroom causing a mild panic.

Lawyers, court officials and litigants scampered in various directions on sighting the owls, which gained access into the courtroom through the open louvre windows.

The incident resulted in the subsequent adjournment of the criminal matter preferred against one Peter Olufemi [21], standing trial for the theft of personal valuables and jewellery worth about N1m.

This is hilarious but very serious.These days, It's like Nigerians are returning to the god of their ancestors for solutions

The traditionalists among them quickly rendered certain incantations and pursued the owls until one of them was caught while the second one escaped.

They killed the bird and immediately set its body ablaze behind the courtroom and watched it burnt into ashes.

However, before the owl was killed, the court had adjourned the proceedings till February 4.

@ Faratoka and his incantations priests.
I hope you have seen the efficacy of incantations? So, do something .

Haba, how can you call yourselves husband and wife and you still hide your pay packages from one another? That is a very shaky marriage. I tell you, weevils will enter the seed of love and any moment , it shall be "to your tents oh Isreal". It is highly necessary to reveal pay packages to one another to forestall suspicion in the home, else, the home will become a[b] house[/b]. What God has joined together, let not pay package put assunder. I reject divorce for myself and my fellow NL in Jesus name. Amen!

Dread arrangee marriage like a plague o, my bros and sis. They never last because they were not meant to be. Make the choice yourself even if it is a wrong one (God forbid) .

Sister, go and cry very well for your parents to give their consent. After all, the bobo is a federal worker and not a thief. If your parents are that rich and wish that you be like them, then they should allow you to marry him and then put your husband on their own payroll. There is nothing bad about that abi . That's what they want now .

But idealy 21-25 for female while 28-30 for men.

This seems to be more like it. But it must be backed by iron-clad maturity .

just by my side

Dem come dey put mic for im mouth say make e talk true.

You see how important my sheep e be? How many of us wey dey on NL NTA don seek our opinion on any issue before? Dat is to say sheep dey more important than us. Chei, chinekeee. Man pickin don yeye for this Naija.

The dead can't defend themselves, so it is furtile to accuse or talk bad about them.

Then, do they accept the fake and Umerited praises?

People divorce once they start having a divided voice.

Obama the anti-christ

Don't worry, Nigerians have a way of copying sentences that are in vogue. Remember when General Sani Abacha was on the throne. The common word then was ", will be dealt with decisively, " . Presently, Pastor Chris Okotie (you know the one that when you are going to his church you must go along with a dictionary as well) has invented a reigning phrase ", paradigm shift, " . Any where you hear the big guys discussing issues, if you don't hear "paradim shift" in the sentences, then the speaker has said nothing or he is not up-to-date. So, forumites see the word "breaking news" or "broken news" as the latest acceptable grammar. You must add breaking news or broken news for your comments to have relevance henceforth. Eh em, BREAKING NEWS: NIGERIANS HAVE SWORN TO STOP CORRUPTION AT EVERY LEVEL.

No more true love, its now Money Love

Yes. Love has been monetised. I f you have the money you can always buy one. Chikena .

Don't blame them. Kids drinking NAN baby food can not understand the state of affairs in a complicated society like Nigeria. After all, the NAN  baby food is a product from IwuEwu_goat milk. Bloody baby goats .

Please, somebody should inform NANS that they should remember to give my mazda thief sheep in Kwara Animal of the Year Award .

The poor boy wants to know how it happened now .

You see. They are afraid. They don't want to discuss the topic for fear of evil spirit .

No be amu rubber e be o o. Na human being e be. Na condition hard am na him e say make e become sheep so dat e go see food shop. Abi, him no dey chop better food now, with better police protection because him na celebrity now?

Another ethnic war in the making .

Most people irrespective of religious affiliation see life as a jungle. They see it as the end justifies the means. They believe that a dog must eat a fellow dog if it must grow. Most people's conscience is tied to "pull him down" so that they can climb. Most of them that bear false witness will tell you that "heaven helps those who help themself" and that they are only helping themself. They don't believe in the golden rule of "do unto others as you would want them do unto you". They simply have murdered their conscience and believe that achieving their own goal is what matters in life.

That story does not make any sense.

What do you mean? Abi, you have many victims already that this story is no longer envogue for you, eh

Indeed! Black is it!

Let charity begin from home. Ask yourself "can I become the president of Nigeria"?