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Phones / Re: Help With Samsung S5 Problem by Jamariwolff(f): 6:29pm On Jun 11, 2018
PLS help
Romance / Re: Top Most Liked Female Pix On Nairaland by Jamariwolff(f): 6:20pm On Jun 11, 2018
Fazemood:

Dose lips eeh, just like lollipop. Take Kiss
and you believe the owner of that moniker is a girl, even after seeing his siggy. You must be a zombie

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Romance / Re: Top Most Liked Female Pix On Nairaland by Jamariwolff(f): 6:19pm On Jun 11, 2018
Hmmm
Phones / Help With Samsung S5 Problem by Jamariwolff(f): 6:10pm On Jun 11, 2018
I got a UK used Samsung s5 3 weeks ago, and since yesterday. It started going off on its own.

I've performed factory reset on this phone but no difference

1. If I press the power button to wakeup the screen, it goes off.
2. If I'm playing music, it shuts down after some time.
3. After it shuts down, I have to wait 30 min or more, remove the battery and trying putting it on again before it comes up.
4. When operating, the screen flickers showing different colors and splittin of lines.
5. It gets extremely hot on charge.

I'm just so confused pls anyone
Technology Market / Re: iPHONES, SAMSUNGS & iWatches "BestDealz" by Jamariwolff(f): 5:55pm On Jun 11, 2018
I probably received a bad batch
Phone/Internet Market / Re: iPHONES, SAMSUNGS & iWatches "BestDealz" by Jamariwolff(f): 5:46pm On Jun 11, 2018
Voy pls reply me
Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 5:09pm On Jun 11, 2018
Blaqgirl:
shut up Lil beeetch we can take it to IG, minister of low self esteem and IQ issues, Abi you think say no only you get mouth I saw your gray Ass seedy back camera picture Whatchya using a 3310, aunty bitterleaf, nasty Ass people like you think they can just say any gaddem thing they want but then I know your time no love, attention seeking, validation seeking wannabe a fine girl but is not demented Ass, I saw that image and I almost puked, your face is so disgusting how do you touch it, so people go doe therapy after they see you, God they need to, thank Jah I'm strong as hell
boring shii
Business / Re: Man Who Returned Lost N500k & Was Given N2k Cries Out by Jamariwolff(f): 5:04pm On Jun 11, 2018
MrCork:



.although I drI've £28,000 (cash) range rover spot...I wunt give u any moiney except a kiss....take it or leavvvvvvit!! (Real talk ) angry
leave it
Agriculture / Re: Big Python I Killed In My Farm Today And What Has Become Of It. by Jamariwolff(f): 5:00pm On Jun 11, 2018
SCARY faces everywhere

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Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 4:59pm On Jun 11, 2018
Blaqgirl:
for a girl with an extremely black face and a flat nose who is clearly ugly as sin and is the cousin sister to the chief priest of okija shrine nne you talk teww much joor, Scaly Ass ugly in the soul ugly in the face gonna die soon bitch. quote me and die, I have time this evening
guess what?
The first I did was to run checking your profile pic, but as most trolls on here, you have none.
Where did you see a flat nose and extremely black face.

Just come back when you have a pic of you on, I'll engage you then
Romance / Re: Girls: Fine Boy With Small Deek Or Ugly Boy With Huge Deeek? I’m by Jamariwolff(f): 4:52pm On Jun 11, 2018
daviesblaze:
he likes boys. what's your damn problem. dont you think you're the gay here?
I'm no gay. Ok
Romance / Re: Girls: Fine Boy With Small Deek Or Ugly Boy With Huge Deeek? I’m by Jamariwolff(f): 4:26pm On Jun 11, 2018
hiawathia1981:


Please, were you not the same person condoning child molestation.

Never mind, "family matters"
homosexuality is the worst shit on earth, don't even go there

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Romance / Re: Girls: Fine Boy With Small Deek Or Ugly Boy With Huge Deeek? I’m by Jamariwolff(f): 4:15pm On Jun 11, 2018
rex444:
i was dumbfounded
no more shame in the world anymore. It's amusing undecided
Romance / Re: Girls: Fine Boy With Small Deek Or Ugly Boy With Huge Deeek? I’m by Jamariwolff(f): 3:23pm On Jun 11, 2018
BandAid:



Maybe you should have ignored me instead, you poor little hateful soul!
you're a faqqot, we get it. But you shouda kept this as secret, in your fvcked up head. The op only asked females.

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Romance / Re: Dear June!!! by Jamariwolff(f): 3:18pm On Jun 11, 2018
sheDD:
am I d only one seeing a curvy figure there!!

D babe gather joor!!
you mean FAT?
Romance / Re: Girls: Fine Boy With Small Deek Or Ugly Boy With Huge Deeek? I’m by Jamariwolff(f): 3:13pm On Jun 11, 2018
BandAid:
I would go for the ugly guy with a huge dick. Who good looks epp? Besides, the ugly guy would most likely be caring and considerate rather than the so called fine boy who is arrogant and empty 'under'. grin grin grin


Modified:
I am bisexual. Quote me only at your discretion!
what arrant nonsense. undecided

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Business / Re: Man Who Returned Lost N500k & Was Given N2k Cries Out by Jamariwolff(f): 3:12pm On Jun 11, 2018
See his strong face grin

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Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 2:31pm On Jun 11, 2018
Oyindidi:
Only a person not thinking straight will say this. Abeg carry your wahala dey go
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Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 2:26pm On Jun 11, 2018
rawpadgin:
so with a face like the one in ur dp, u think u are beautiful?
I never said I was beautiful, mr midget. But I can bet you I'm not fat nor lazy.

I'm sexy to a fault and that's what hard work brings. Gyming and maintaining diet.

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Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 2:24pm On Jun 11, 2018
Oyindidi:
See why I tell you to dey your lane? Is it your fat?
same way you were minding your business when you opened a thread about a boy beaten by his OWN parents. Lol. I see how well you mind your biz.

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Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 2:18pm On Jun 11, 2018
Oyindidi:
Abeg, next stay your lane. I talk watin dey my mind and I believe you too fit talk your mind without quoting me. You want come insult me again?
lol, you're probably fat.
I remember I've seen your pic somewhere

Get to the gym bitch

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Jamariwolff(f): 2:18pm On Jun 11, 2018
I got a UK used Samsung s5 3 weeks ago, and since yesterday. It started going off on its own.

1. If I press the power to wakeup the screen, it goes off.
2. If I'm playing music, it shuts down after some time.
3. After it shuts down, I have to wait 30 min or more, remove the battery and trying putting it on again before it comes up.
4. When operating, the screen flickers showing different colors and splittin of lines.
5. It gets extremely hot on charge.

I'm just so confused pls anyone
Education / Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by Jamariwolff(f): 2:07pm On Jun 11, 2018
[quote author=MrCork post=68379921][/quote] no, it's to focus on my books and get Excellent grades smiley

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Romance / Re: Virtuous Joy, Plus-Sized Bride: Never Allow People Take Away Your Joy by Jamariwolff(f): 2:05pm On Jun 11, 2018
Oyindidi:
You are beautiful dear. Happy married life!
No she isn't beautiful with all those body fat.

Just another excuse to be lazy, fat people disgust me.

And for future reference, we all can't be beautiful. That's life.

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Education / Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by Jamariwolff(f): 2:02pm On Jun 11, 2018
khalazi:

In 100level I got B in both. Some of my colleagues had A in both. Practical grades are just luck. Sometimes you see someone who copied from you has an A yet you might have a B. Just put in your best and leave the rest. Since you have no command over Practicals, endeavor to do excellently well in your written courses. Should the practical grades come out weak, an excellent grade in other courses would cover up the deficiency at least to some extent.
ok
Romance / Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by Jamariwolff(f): 11:29am On Jun 11, 2018
MrCork:



..do u understand wot range rover spot is?.. it takes special kinda guy to drive one (me)...so if I pull up next to u..u wunt jump in? YOU LIE!!! undecided
grin
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Slays In White Outfit In New Adorable Photos by Jamariwolff(f): 11:02am On Jun 11, 2018
SHE looks sick.

Poor bitch still trying to form classy. Nollywood money Don finish. *laughs
Education / Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by Jamariwolff(f): 10:50am On Jun 11, 2018
zzzzy:
Anyway i thought it's a 4 point system, no? your calculations are based on 5 points
it's on a 5.0 gpa scale
Education / Re: PLS Help, I Had A GPA Of 3.82 In 100 Level by Jamariwolff(f): 10:47am On Jun 11, 2018
khalazi:
First semester 100Level in FUTmx is usually tight cos of the 23 Unit workload(5 3credits). 3.82 isn't bad for a start. You can build your CGPa to 4.2 after next semester. Because there isn't much workload in 2nd semester. 2nd Semester 100level is very easy to be sincere(22units). You just have three 3credit units and you've already done 2practicals for the semester in the previous one. Subtracting the practicals leaves you with a workload of 18. So there isn't much workload. If you can build your GP to something above 4.2 after next semester, You still have first class in sight.
hello. Thanks very much for this reply. You are very correct bout the course units.

We're doing both Chm191 and phy100 this 2nd semester (both 2 units).

But sir, I noticed something about previous sets whosee results were posted on the notice board, most people don't get more than a C in these 2 practical courses (mostly D and E), and the practicals are usually done in groups.

Do you have any idea how the practicals are marked, and how can one get an A in these practical courses.


Cc bajoagbo
Romance / Re: Ladies. Can You Date An Short Handsome Guy Especially From London? by Jamariwolff(f): 10:42am On Jun 11, 2018
MrCork:






..there u go.. check out the link cheesy

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF. .


https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

The enemies :
Oyindidi
Hisduchess
KillaBeauty
Funmisticqueen
Jamariwolff
I don't know what your problem is còck but I'm okay with a poor TALL man, i dont fuvking care what car you own. okay?
Romance / Re: Why Nl Girls Look Dirty And unkempt by Jamariwolff(f): 9:03am On Jun 11, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
you can say what ever you want but don't include my mother.

Na so.

Don't include the fat hoe you call a mom, I'll include her kiddo. Today, tomorrow and always

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