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ubunja:
stay in your lane jamariwhatever. my convo was never with you

Are you stupid or something?
I shud stay on my lane, on my own thread?

Why not take your convo elsewhere Mr miseducator.

Simply avoid all my threads, as I have always avoided yours. Thanks.

ubunja:
you are officially my worst student ever.i will find you and whoop your arse till its red; then give you an "F". dude that is not even close to what i was talking about.

oooh now I'm a dude, because I stand against your silly threads about women. Lol.


I knew I'd see you here, with them frustrated dudes. But do I take nairaland serious? No, never lol.

@ladyhippolyta88, you have time to reply these things. Whatever they say won't change the F on my profile. Lol
Nevermind, youll definitely enjoy more of jamaribaby
@chikita66, no be true I talk. See how them derailing my threads with gender rumors. Which hardworking man wil have the strength after a stressful Monday?

Dimples129:
OK... I will talk about the weather with him

I suggest you buy that guy of yours a coffee in the morning and just offer it to him... first find out what he drinks in the morning by just observing him...

Good luck

I've got it all planned out girl!

Imma wear something a little more revealing and walk pass that fine man a thousand times.

I'm bout starting my detective stalking on his Facebook and Twitter to find out his hobbies also.

Good luck to you too girl

Let's go enjoy some meat.

Lookin at your previous thread, you seem obsessed with alcohol smokers and drug addicts.
Reply honestly, do you do drugs?

Dimples129:
We don't do traffic light signalling in the UK

If I don't make it clear soon then one smart white gal will just offer him a BJ and it's all over...

I'm thinking to sit next to him on his break and to just start a conversation with him...

What do you think?

you're in UK?
Lucky you, I mean I can't wait to take a break from these broke senseless Nigerian boys.

You can start a conversation tho, but remember DON'T BE TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD

Dimples129:
I'm in the Same boat

What do you suggest we do

play it cool and keep giving greenlight.

Every NORMAL guy will decode.

So we don't look cheap.

Shayneward1:
I don't go around catfishing in female monikers so I'm obviously not

That's your own fuckin business.

Biafraqueen:
Nop a med student...

just take alcohol, enough but not enough to get drunk. It works always for me.

Shayneward1:
Is he gay?

no he's not, are you?

So a new co-worker joined us,

He hot, with nice style, dark skin, white teeth, and bad boy stink. I'm not exaggerating when I say you'll scream 'jesus' when you see him.

Since my job is well paid, he's likely to get really rich soon. So he's my type.

I noticed the other bitches from sleazyfox to Liar Liar and stellybaby couldn't stop looking at him.

But fortunately, he was looking me in the eyes (only me) all through his first day.

Keep in mind that I don't involve my emotions in any stuff like this, I just smash and pass.

We'll see how tomorrow goes.


Wish me Goodluck.

conductor123:
The same way you are man too. You joined this forum as a Canadian guy, speaking French and pretending not to understand English. I still remember the time you were accusing a female Nairalander of asking for your nude picture... Now you don turn woman too. Weldone.

you're a fool.

Can you post proof of your claim?

Don't let me lay last week's frustration on you pls.

All these small nairaland boys. I pity any lady that takes them serious.
Kids everywhere.

Smh.

Lands in hospital koor appears in hospital nii.

Quick recovery to the young lady.

How can you post an article meant for the oyinbos here?
You seem to be forgetting that hot weather mentality is different from cool weather mentality

luminouz:
U keep jumping from thread to thread like a menstruating ferret n yet ur a guy hiding under a female moniker!!!!
It's 2018 na ...have some shame....I dey already shame for u sef!

k

madami123:
Na girls like this sexdoll go replace

I thought you're a paedophile in love with a 16 year old girl according to your previous thread. Uncle, I don't think they have 16 year old dolls yet.

Betterwish:
but you girls always claim tall dark and handsome makes you w*t,i just corrected the belief and you are hating already SMH for you.

yes we love tall dark and handsome. But you haven't answered my question, how do you you're handsome?
A might find you handsome but B might not. so stop assuming you look fine to everyone except you have a face like this actor's face below.

Tor How should we advice you now?

Who told you you're handsome?

So bcuz you have a black face, girls should discard other guys and follow you.

Everyone giving himself hope these days.

Don't go work for money.

HOLYDICK:
Cele wetin. ? (I laugh in spiritual powers)

Dont let da adrenaline rush into ur spine so soon..differences between u and me is dat..

U c nairaland as a place to disguise to d point of being a bobrisky nigga trying so hard to earn dat celeb stat

While
I see nairaland as a platform were i cool off my head .laugh at some folks savegry and learn from some few good people here
After all we all gonna log out and face reality
Jamari is a bitchass nigga

this shît's getting boring already.

What nonsense boring lunatic.

Dude this is my last reply to you.

No one cares,
If u don't want to watch it, leave it for us who like it.

HOLYDICK:
Nah why should i unfollow u? after all its just a platform form e no dey add money for ur account and am beginning to enjoy dis


For the record I follow u..... so as to always be on ur fake black gay ass exposing u everywere u go
Just like MTN

wow that's so nice of you

If I could have 1 million of your kind following on my twitter, I'll be a celeb already.

Lol. Someone really cleaning house won't have time for this kan pose.


Anyway, twitter guys shud ne minding their bizness na

yanabasee:
I tried to consider carefully and rationally what would make a sane man engage on a fight with an insane man.... Then I realised that its only a stupid person that will go act that way....



The lady had to excused herself...... And you even have the guts to call her back after the sheer display of doltishness!!!!!

chai

Ladyhippolyta88:
I am fine and good love the way you are handling some nairaland guys.

thanks dear. They expect all ladies here to be more and take all rubbish.
I mean no harm tho, just want them to double their hustle and stop slut shaming

Ladyhippolyta88:
Jamari you won't kill somebody with laugh.

lol. How you doing this beautiful evening sis?

Na so nudes easy to receive ni?

Show me naskino's (my co-worker) nude
The boy too fine joor

HOLYDICK:
I was just told that ur a dude hiding behind dis moniker
So i wunt waste my tym with u..but just a piece of advice. .u knw say no so bobrisky started .so if u wanna be bobrisky remix i dont mind paying the bills for ur surgeries.... i guess a DD cup38 would do

F*cking gay ass nigga..!!
Tofiakwa'

of course, that's what they always say when you tell them how rëtarded and miserable their lives are. No be nairaland boys again?



Good thing you know, kindly unfollow me biko.

HOLYDICK:
Hahaha..I laugh in swahili at the strike sentence u knw monkey no fine but him mama still like am
To go against me you gotta be more than professional
You got to go extra hard like an erection with no protection
I wunt abuse u, i just wanna set ur fake rubber pad ass up which u paraded as ur job in the wee hours
I can see business aint booming as bfor because of sex dolls
Eh ya sorry dear..better luck next tym
Till i see u....all i know is ur a fake ass wanna be slay queen hidding behind her phone. ..
In dino voice *ntoorrrrh

Its very easy to know a guy with no vision and swimming in thorough poverty when you see them.

This is my image of you : graduate in his mid 30s, still living with daddy and eating 'mummy thank you'. You managed to get a phone of 20k and the next thing you do is Come to a faceless forum with hopes to dick down ladies who would fall victim, hence you exaggerate your pënis on every thread.

But you seem to be forgetting that your mates are opening spas and hotels for girls allover Abuja and kaduna.

Listen,

The world has changed really quick, if you like have holy or sanctified dick, let it be filled with honey, if you no get money hide your face.

HOLYDICK:
And u think being on nairaland long enuf is an achievement?. .wow clap for ur sef ma.
I know ur type the wowo pikin that always hides behind cheap make ups
Just stop being wanna be big girl cliq...and appreciate wat u have
It wasn't our fault some of us are born with a silver spoon and also gudlooking (blame God for dat)*sarcasm

So pls if u wont do d needfull..stay in ur lane boo
Some shoes are too big to fit ur tiny feet
I hope u marry a rich dude...cos dats wat most of u lazy women would want

#peace am outta hia

no iota of shame as usual.

I'm not surprised,

I'm far from being a wowo pikin or whatever, I stop traffic and cause congestion when I walk on the streets.

On a good day, i wont even be replying your mention or that of guys in romance section, I'll feel this unexplainable weakness as a result of the excess stupidity oozing from your moniker. But today, I'll engage you troll.