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Safiaa:
Wow if a guy asked me that, I would be interested to talk to him. It's different, sparks up a conversation rather than the ususal what's your name age blah blah.

seriously?

It's kinda feminine, I think only effeminate men should discuss that tho.

Oh yeah, I told him how I exfoliate and all that. but trust me, I left him a fake non-existent phone number, I can't come and date a man obsessed with my routine before I'll be buying for two every month.

Some guys flows are so poor.

Imagine one asking me my skincare routine.

Ma bi nu oo

Carrying Indeed, rip to the dead

BluntBoy:
E pain am.

smh

BluntBoy:
It will not be enough to save Chelsea from getting it from Barca.

So? How does this concern me?

This kan nose sha

ManIzHot:
i am deeply sorry if you feel offeneded; was just playing around; no hard feelings sorry

lol. No need apologizing joor.
Just that no other lady is commenting sef

More like, he has blessed you with three person's mouth.

Is your name mouthayas by any means?

ManIzHot:
Hey wolf gal; My instinct tells me you've got a lofty mouth you aint gon bite a cutey :-p

smh. I'm outta here tho.

Daniel2289:
U have given na.

and also taken something more valuable in the process of giving

FvckLyn:
-You might fuckin get money after giving the head

more like, I might bite the fuckin pênis off nd sell it for cash

Seriously, what is this nonsense show about exactly?

I love getting money not giving it.

You forgot:
5. The Dangotes or Bill Gates stare: I'll stare at men of this calibre until my eye comots. So they'll know I'm available.

quinSonia:
hello nairalanders,I feel like posting this here cause I believe this is by far the most active section on NL with due respect to Politics Section.

well I'm having an issue currently cause my aunty based abroad wants to send me some Money and a few clothes.so pls I do I go about it as this is my first time receiving money abroad





cc toyne2much,lefulefu,
Jamariwolff,IamAirforce1,donstan18,Oyindidi,LifeofEFCC,makydebbie,iamj

lalasticlala

sorry dear. I don't really bout this

What!?


Such a psychotic stalking bitch. Get rid of her before she kills u.

4 minutes read.
So your favorite bae toh bad is back,

If you can remember, I opened this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4313341/7-reasons-why-ill-always few days ago. And as usual, the broke nl fuckboys started shouting ashawo olosho, forgetting that I'm thick skinned. They expected me to deactivate, but I didn't.

Seriously, how can I get angry when a guy who still eats 'mummy thank you' insults me?

Anyway, I noticed my girls have been getting more heartbreaks recently, you know the say 'once beaten, twice shy'. Personally, I stopped taking love serious a long time ago and I now see any relationship as a business,

You see him, he's tall dark handsome with clean swag style and hot carriage, but not soooooooooo fast, girl! Control that your emotion, cause just like the last failed relationship, this one is likely to fail too and the one after this also.

As a potential boyfriend, you must be able to provide me with something valuable (not some silly emotions), and here are my reasons

1. No one can love me like myself! :

Don't tell me you love me please, that's hot crap.
I've had my own share of love, believe me when I tell you, I've loved harrrrrd. But I was still dumped!
Let's be honest for once, the days of TITANIC are over. everyone cares about only themselves, no man will die for you or put you before himself.


2. Guys see us as a business too:
Wake up girl! He's never there for you, but is really quick to drop the money whenever you ask. Why not just enjoy that money, and stop complaining about lack of attention?
Recently, a thread made frontage on how a guy was advising fellow guys to protect their investment (ladies) with money.


3. 99.9% men are sweet talkers:
I pity naive girls!!!! But weren't we all naive once?
University girls, for example, can carry love ontop head.
If you want to sweet talk me, carry something valuable along biko.

4. Emotions mustn't blind one's eye from the good things of life :

So if Ronaldo or Bill Gates ask you out, you'll stick to that your fuckboy boyfriend because you're in love?
Sister your village people have sat on your dirty weavon.

5. I can only give my best when I'm given the best:

How can I offer what I don't have?
You're not my responsibility, I'm not your responsibility, but we're each other's responsibilities when we enter a relationship.

6. This is the best way to seive the non serious guys from the real men:
You're not worth anything, you're still living with your dad and you want a relationship?

Not me!!

7. It almost never ends well:
I stopped fighting to keep a man a long time ago, they're like dogs to bone, running after the next hot girl they see.
So when it finally ends, I won't be left shattered and heartbroken.

Cc
Lalasticlala
Shugavee
NL ladies.

I came here heavily to insult if he were talking of his real daughter, but I guess he isn't.

Thumbs up. Very very true.

Jbleenk:
I was just about saying what's this bitch on about but decided to take a look at ur profie first then I saw a bitch in the pic there. So I need not call u a bitch cuz that's what u are.

I smh. You obviously think you've insulted me, but the joke's on you.

If I were you, I'll be tripling my hustle rather than following young girls.