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HOLYDICK:
Lol
Like i said would like to see dis big girl CLIQ in person
Am not a keyboard warrior unlike you who hides behind her phone with 10mb typing gibberish. Ur location says Abj perfect
Just grant dis rdequest..... dats all i ask big girl CLIQ

meet you for what exactly? To watch you stammer and regurgitate your words over and over again?

I've been on Nairaland long enough to know the unproductive guys.

No thanks.

I'll pass.

I've left my message for you tho.

HOLYDICK:
Small girls clique indeed.
[s] I know alot of rich kids that ball more than Dangote son bae[/s]

So life is all about how we choose to live. ..sometimes it dosent matter of ur born with a silver spoon. As long as u have that confidence u might as well call it being cocky
U can achieve a lot madam

Would like to see u in person sef....... As per big girl cliques

leave the messenger and focus on the message. You know a lot of rich kids? From where biko!?
How can darkness associate with light?

Stop massaging your broke self Mr dick.
Goan hustle, cocky ni confidence koor.

Na confidence woman wan chop?

Every man for himself.
Each with him own personal wahala.

Sigh

HOLYDICK:
Am not cocky but I have the biggest confidence in me...and this resulted to almost 98% of the ladies i woo always say yes
#TeamfineBoiz/Richkid

Criticism is also welcomed

because na Dangote son you be na.
Them small girls clique sha. Smh.

And end up getting acidified by an aggressive frustrated housewife?

Married men Issa no no no.

Unless I know your bitch can't kill a fly

dominique:
She's a splitting image of her dad.

*spitting image, not splitting.

ouzo1:
Hahahaha... I dnt shame guys talk more of women ..njoy ur riches

good. That's a real man there

ouzo1:
I prefer to F.uck for chair sef... I dnt have bed, it's too overrated joor

you don't have a bed because you couldn't afford one?

Smh
I am takin note of you all broke NL boys in the event you mistakenly slut shame any lady here.

Shugavee:
ur bad mouth ehn!! Am tried of you

lol, she's complaining tribal marks.
Honestly, me I saw borehole nostrils first

I'm more concerned with those wide nostrils sef

MissWrite:
Lmao! @"Bed everywhere" Omg, you're so funny. I like your public service announcement.......on point, darling

I always say it as it is, why other nairaland females are afraid of saying

thanks dear.

Learnstuffs:
I didn't say you are coming to a man's house for sex every time. My point is that girls don't value a man who respect them too much. Rather they see it as weakness and capitalise on it. My opinion though

normally, I wouldn't go to a guy's house. But this guy I visited that wanted to take advantage of me is a tight friend, I mean he knows all my previous relationships and I know his.
So I didn't understand sef.

MissWrite:
[/b]

lol sis, the surprise me oo.
Na so this guy I visit yesterday go drop all him chairs for him male friends house and took their bed in exchange.
As I enter, I couldn't even see space to walk, bed everywhere for ground like he's selling bed.

Such a smart troll, but I was wiser than him tho.

Learnstuffs:
Girls are confused folks. If they come to your house and you play too cool. U will hear"he did not even touch me, he is not manly"

listen to yourself, just read what you wrote.

So if i came to a man's house, I needed sex?

What typa mentality is this?

I don't know if that's how you've been seducing all ladies you invite, but not me biko.

Bring those chairs out lemme sit-down

Because it's sex I came to do on earth.

And if one should dig deep, youll discover this op is a broke ass living in a half room apartment in one rural nameless community. But ladies never learn!!!!


I wonder how some ladies always enter into these abusive relationship, you decided to blame alcohol after slapping someone that you've never invested in.

Broke fool,

my own rule is lay your hands on me and lose that same hand that same day. Nonsense.

Priscy01:

I saw your previous repulsive comment sis.
You modified so quickly? Fast bitch, I give you that.

Pls guys be grabbing sense.

How would I come to your house and you'll hide all your chairs so I'll sit on your bed, Why?

Or you'll put your music player on highest and pretend not to hear anything I say so I'll come close to your ear.

We cnt be friends visit each other and talk without you planning to ûndress me?

I don't even give guys eye contact again, because the next thing you hear is she's interested. If I mistakenly lock eyes, I immediately put on a disgusting facial expression to scare them away.

Woman's not hot pls.

Stop forcing me to say yes please.

If I'm not feeling your style, I'm not!
There's a woman for every man out there, go find yours.

Broke Guys have never ceased to amaze me.

In commercial bus, you're looking for greenlight. Don't you have shame?

Pls get a life.

Aminu212:
Op formula i.e the Concord pls

in verbs, the first person (I and you) retains a singular form, while (he/she/it) becomes plural. (They and we) also retains a singular form.

I go, you go, he goes (notice the es added)

He never listens to me, not he never listen to me.
I never listen to my mother, not I never listens t my mother.

Understood?

I can stare at you on two conditions only

1. You look like someone I know from somewhere
2. You look rich (yes I can stink wealth on a man)

Define "famous"

Meanwhile, I smell alternates. Good one upcoming artiste.

correctguy101:
Of course mate

1. BOOTS
2. RANDOM
3. FINK
4. PANTS
5. PULSE
6. SIX


You happy now

lol wetin be fink abeg

Fourwinds:
yet ladies will say money is not everything or the reason why they fall in love....nonsense

lol.

KosiGee:
You have a mother too? Don’t ya? Why are you so fixated on masturbation? How could a guy gain access to your bathroom just for a fap? There’s something you are telling us.

Btw don’t strum your clit, save your fingers, cucumber or whatever phallic tool out there you might be using...Get real, get some organic meat and fill yourself in.

I'm fixated on masturbation because it's a healthy sexual practice that helps discharge scums like you.

PS
I'll insert whatever I want in my privates, save your advice for your mama.

KosiGee:
You are lying. Semen can’t smell like that. You probably washed off your yeast infection before your pervert guy helped himself with the nasty odour. Your candidiasis might have triggered his depraved and twisted brain.

did you have to get so raw before passing your point?

I hope you have a mother at home?
I won't engage you, because
One masturbated night would have prevented you.

steppin:
See as you rush answer. E be like say you don passive the smell tire.
These young girls sef.

I'm not the one you quoted but I have to tell you that you're veryyyyy stupid.
Ladies can't share their opinions again or what?

FYI, I've had a male visitor Jerk off in my bathroom and wanted to run away.

You guys are scum, and yes sperm is a stinking fluid. My bathroom still stinks till today.

Muslims cam misbehave ehn,
See rubbish comment everywhere, see them forming Saints for ordinary peck wey I dey collect nd give countless amount of time everyday.
I pity anyone practicing that religion

Yes.

viyon02:
Nice one op

thanks, I appreciate.

So as a first language, we just learnt the English language without really focusing on its basic conjugations. I'd use 5 common verbs to show you how to avoid errors I see here everyday.

1. To have:
I have
You have
He/she/it has
We have
They have

2. To come
I come
You come
He/she/it comes
We come
They come

3. To go:
I go
You go
He/she/it goes
We go
They go

4. To cry:
I cry
You cry
He/she/it cries
We cry
They cry

5. To buy:
I buy
You buy
He/she/it buys
We buy
They buy


OK now, what can you notice from the above conjugations?
They're not all the same!!!
You can't say 'he have', because it's wrong.

Take for example: He go to school everyday (wrong)
He goes to school everyday (right)

She come here everyday (wrong)
She comes here everyday (right)

What goes around come back around (wrong)
What goes around comes back around (right)

I think that I'm out of my mind (right)
He think that he's out of his mind (wrong)
They think that they're out of their mind (right)
She thinks that she's out of her mind (right)

He have gone (wrong)
He has gone (right)

Please take note and avoid these mistakes. Thanks

Safiaa:
Nooo. It doesn't necessarily mean that, it could mean that he notices minor things. A man could compliment or ask about your makeup or hair, doesn't necessarily mean he's going to 'pancake' his face in the future. Neither does it effeminate him. I appreciate a man that notices the small things that most men don't. Its hard to be a woman man, lol appreciate me. You should've given that guy your number

lol. I promise to give my number to the next guy that compliments my skin