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divinehand2003:
Darling, I like you just the way you are.

thank you

You see, like most nigerians I'm not Hypocritical.


Most of the fools shouting here got êrect lookin at that pics.

If you follow what a typical Nigeria man says to live your life, you'll 'short-live' your life. Because they'll end up doing the same thing they condemned you from doing.

I don't blame them though, that's how we were raised by our parents.

This is really cool.

I wish my boobs were this size though.

midehi2:
The teddy fit his ugliness sha

that black guy with a teddy is ugly?

Bitch you blind?

Shugavee:
lol i disagree!! Most of those rich men hv average friends right n they are introduced to such places by them!!! Met a very rich man that goes to one mama put everyday after work 4 quality owo or banga soup!!! Asin he is bloody rich!!! Where i stay everyone knows him!!! Everyone loves good food!! It goes beyond hving so much money!!!

you're right sha

Shugavee:
lol i dont see this accurate tho!! Cause it might work 4 u n not others!! But Who told u rich men don't eat in mama put!! That where i want you to explain

have you met any rich men in mama put?

Doing what biko.
Those ones are average or outright poor.

I have studied their movement vigorously and mama put ain't one of it.

Peachess:
Babe, those girls won't tell you what they're going through. Most of them are not happy don't be deceived by online pictures and fake smiles o.
Thanks but I rather make my own money and be happy.
Good luck with your search babe.

come to think of it, I'm kinda successful.
I'm a covenant University graduate, my dad is a multimillionaire, I earn 120k monthly working my father's company. But I still consider myself broke, thus I need a billionaire husband to match me. luck to you too dearie

JudgementHammer:
You simply don't have sense. I only responded to the words that came from ur mouth.

your comprehension is low, I simply stated dat I'm not an olosho after you accused me of being one.
You want to play dumb now?

Peachess:
Once you're successful, you'll attract successful men no need going through all these. Girls who do this see men as an escape to suffering.
Many successful men smell gold diggers from afar. And some will treat you like trash cos they know you're just dating them because they are successful and their money. While others will make you 'lord of the sidechicks' because you have nothing to offer. You're just like a leech.
I know everyone wants a rich and successful partner but you just have to work on yourself FIRST.

darling I have stayed with successful men all my life.
Many of my broke girlfriends are now married and enjoy monthly trips to France Dubai et al.

I know what works to attract them and how to avoid them smelling the broke on you. It's all about packaging and strategic positioning.

Why suffer myself?

Follow my tips and enjoy a rich life.

JudgementHammer:
So being an olosho now guarantees the good things of life.

Na HIV dey wait you

HOLYDICK:
u and the mods banned me for some time from romance section cos i rant the bitter Truth to u.. I dont know if ur a call gurl to one of the mods
Keep plying ur trade till u die in active service...
Downlow chick

you are both hypocrites. You wont dare call your sisters olosho if they say they want to marry rich and successful men.
But you can slut shame ladies on forums.
I deserve the good things of life, I'm not an olosho. I am wiser than the average woman that'll marry a man earning 30k - 100k salary hoping it'll get better.

I repeat, give your sisters and daughters to poor men. If you can't do this, they are oloshos too, cheap ashawos

HOLYDICK:
Are u still in active service Op ?

if I'm an olosho for wanting good things of life, then have your sister or daughters marry poor and unsuccessful men.

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Hello beauties, your favorite bae toh badt is back with more tips to help you enjoy a better and stress-free life with a man of your dreams.

In case you missed my thread on why you should perfect your spoken English, see it here https://www.nairaland.com/4334924/all-na-packaging-why-must

Today, we'll go a bit further in the discussion, covering general things you must perfect,

Let's begin

1. Your walking style : believe it or not, gait is bait to attract loaded men. You can't be walking like Quasimodo on the streets and expect to be taken seriously shioor.
I particularly love the way Celine Dion walks, check her 'a new day has come' video to see that sexy walk.
It's all an act that you must perfect, shaking what your mama gave you (whether small or big, it doesn't matter) shake it with pride and remember that men are watching, sizing you up and determining if you're wife able.

2. Your sixth sense :, your 6th sense is the ability to differentiate rich men from brokers by just taking a look at them. A lady with good 6th sense can never miss a loaded man because once he opens his mouth, she smells wealth.
Some say it's the way his eyeball will reflect money, others say he'll smell really expensive, each is a tell.
But be careful because some guys are really fake, study him before giving in.


3. Strategic positioning : where do you eat during work hours? Mama put? OK what is your problem sister?
Do you also do okirika bend down select?
I pray you don't end up falling in love with a bricklayer.

4. Your circle of friends : Loaded men don't just fall from the sky, they're humans like you and I, roaming around us. But why do some women have better luck in trapping them down?
Answer is
Circle of friends!!!
Everything in this country is connection,
Recently, a close friend of mine just married a chevron guy and she met him from another friend too, she strategically positioned herself together with the connections she had and boom!

5. Your smell : I know some ladies reading this don't even own roll on talk less of perfume. Smh.
I always wear something really overpowering so I announce my presence when I arrive.
From home, I also apply some perf in a cotton wool and insert in my bra.
So that
During work hours and before important business meetings, I squeeze the juice and smell nice throughout.

6. Your femininity : men love a really feminine lady, so you must be feminine to da bone.
No shouting at people in public, always control your voice pitch, adjust your dress often, all with a smile on your face.

7. Your make-up : very important! Successful men don't like over made up ladies, so go easy. But make sure you use quality and expensive products (like skinceutical) blend properly.
Don't forget skin tanners to make that skin Glow, take vitamin c supplements and drink Lotta water.

Thanks.
We'll all find successful men amen.

Raydans:
You are gonna end up loosing with that mindset you know.

I've lost more before this mindset.

KardinalZik:
You've just been mentioned as the Alpha Fake nigga on Nairaland I'm another thread. Deal with that before you call others broke asses.
WHOEVER IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF or has low self-esteem is the MOST BROKE.

https://www.nairaland.com/4338249/list-some-catfish-romance-section

Dey there.
No go hustle.

Hunger go kill you in your boys quarter room.

Some (if not all) guys are scum

You'll put up with their numerous broke lying bullshits, and at the end of the day, they claim to 'dump' you

I'm not a binocular that I'll see if you'll be successful in the future, I don't care anymore. If you're broke now, bye bye.

No matter how fine, God knows I'm done with broke NFA asses.

Every relationship is a business!

What do you need a young lady for?

To smash and run away?

How much are you worth as at present?

Reeberry:
You meant your dirty mother?

the son of a bitch knows the bitch I'm talking about.

Reeberry:
Which guys? You must be high on your cùnt.

same way you're high on your côck. Fuckin son of a bitch

Reeberry:
There are millions of niggas. Just like saying you are ready to jump from dick to dicks.

yes, I'm ready to jump on as many dicks as possible. And so what?

Don't you guys do worse

Humanistme:
wait you are still asking if toks2008 is a misogynist? his topics and his posting history shows that he is. its time you ignore his posts.

I just went through his posts and I'm shocked, to say the least.

Smh

Cowbuoy:

Oh darling why dat face?
You stay with daddy too and eat 'mummy thank you'?

Oya where are those romance section broke small boys that still live with their parents, show your faces.

Let me know mentions I'll start ignoring from today. Iranu

MissSlimbody:
...Very frustrated, I tell you.
I have always know him to be this way, since I joined nairaland.

The lady that broke his heart didn't do well at all.

Hmmm, this is his first thread I'm actually seeing.

How can someone be this pained biko, it stinks from my phone screen sef.

Toks2008:
Here we go again...playing the victim card but when you trolled with your stwpid comment that has no correlation with the title you were so cool.

I repeat,if you don't act intelligently you will soon be dumped and the blame will be on you.Nuff said

I give up!
This is one pained frustrated nigga.

Ladies abort mission, I repeat, abort,

Don't argue with this person, you definitely won't win.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Jamari jamari always on point.

Thanks dear

Toks2008:
I guess this erroneous mindset of "there are many niggas" might just be why the guy dumps the lady cos many ladies tend to use this line as consolatory remarks just to get dumped again and again and again. ..just saying...

you seem to love the word 'dump'
Define :dump:
Can women dump men too or is it only men that do the dumping?
Come on, are you a misogynist too?

I don't know the type of relationship you've been entering and the type of ladies you've been dating.
But in normal relationships, people decide to end it mutually after realising that they weren't compatible for each other.
We aren't shît that you dump.

So I shud check myself because of a nigga when there are millions of other niggas that will appreciate me and all I have a offer.

Rubbish.

I think you should check yourself, Why you jump from one lady to another like a bag of flies.

I swear to god, I'll just kill any my son that turn out faqot. What nonsense ni