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*walks in. . . . Take tha front seat wif sum pop-corn n gets ready to listen to the nxt episode*

Idowuogbo:
She turns around stiring right into his eyes and gently mounts a kiss on his forehead while whispering to him sayin *Jay it feels like paradise out here wiv u*.As d wind began to blow heavily towards dier direction,she slides in to wrap her body around d Hunk stood before her appreciating his fitness she rubs her hands all tru is belly gently giving him a mid- body massage .It strts to get tense as they both lay on d deck of the yatch, all she sees is d beauty of d deep blue sea and a stunner right in dere to make it more of a reality than a fairytale.

Awww!! *he gets so sizzlin hawt* woww! Idowu dearie u really cn work on a dude, u shld own a spa palour. Luvin diz bikini u've got on u, hw abt a dive into the deep-blue sea. . . To cool off the rigours frm our hawt session on the deck! *smiles knowingly*

Hey!! Hey!!. . . Wat do we hv here? War of wordz? Please oo, ejo, biko, dan'allah, Slimyem dearie n Idowu switie sheath your swordz. It's a small world n life is too short 4 peepz to go abt beefin each other. @Toba tnx 4 the vote of confidence! U na my correct guy.

*on tha outer cabin of my yatch wif Idowu, gettin high on Cuban calypso n cigars. . . . Rockin her gently n in tym wif tha erotic Cuban muzik playin in tha background . . . . As the cool n fresh air from d sea blows her long, jet-black hair backward, into waves n onto my face*

Mrs, Chima:
These men/boys offer honest insights on various topics regarding relationship/marriage from a true man's perspective.  Although, some of their views are archaic and one dimensional, however they always provide pristine information that can benefit women today.  
James D (When he is sober)

Lolin @ 'when he is sober'. So they're tyms when i am high on sumtin, huh? Prolly 'monkey-tail?'. . . . LMAO!!!

Hmmmm. . . It wasn't part of my plan to leave tha African soil so soon! I came dwn frm UK to diz country of my birth wif tha intention to feel n live tha African atmosphere. . . . However, i cn go to any length, includin alterin my planz, to please a unique, luvly, gorgeous and angelic lady called IDOWU! Hw abt goin on a steamy n romantic ride in my yatch along the Cuban coast?

Hw exciting!!! Hw on earth did i missed seein diz thread b4 nw? @Akin, come chop knuckle 4 joinin the prestigious club of Mrs. Chima's stalkers! LoL. @Mrs. Chima, seems i'm nt the only 1 dat have noticed n talkd abt ur anti-men nature. Bt, havin seen watz behind ur facade -dat u're cn be vry caring- i've ceased botherin abt ur anti-men frontin. . . . @Sexkillz, u don brk all my ribs wif laughter, dose ur heavy grammar na wa o, u won brk my head? BTW: It's bn a while we chattd, hw hv u bn?

Idowuogbo:
Awwh how smooth

*she blushes, he gat a black gal all going red like she ate raw chilli*

She replies him bck curled up and shy *James hmmm u don look like a James , I wud have guessed probs Ludacris lool*.She suddenly gets carried away wiv d molars , he sure gat it goin on.She zaps bck and replies him wiv a seductive voice *My name is Idowu but u can call me Kiki am an aspiring accountant from d Netherlands also here on hols*.Wot time is dinner?

Jst dinner? Why, we cud go off to sum place 4 tha weekend. I knw a place in Victoria Island called Teejay Palace, where we cud have fun tru out tha weekend. ---U reside in Netherlands huh? Hw are tha Dutchs treatin yo? Hope they haven't added 'Von' to ur name --- LOL!

Idowuogbo:
Awwh *she strts blushing*
Finally i got his attention and oh gawd dat smile , * she goes bck to lala land*

*seeing the green lite, he crosses over n sits next to her. He begins the toastin process*. . . 'Hello switie, hw has bn ur day? I'm James, a 500L medicine student of Oxyford University UK. Jst flew into tha country yesterday, planin to spend my summer brk here! Can i meet u?'

Idowuogbo:
ave got a soft spot 4 u do something

Lol. . . *walks in, sits directly opposite IDOWU n smiles 1 of is mind-blowin, heart-warmin, luv-breedin smiles*. . . Winks!

. . . . Hmmmmmmm . . . .

BabatundeGPD:
Please d my name on credential ar babatunde adedapo oluwaseun but on my testimonia is babatunde dapo oluwaseun. It is ok @all

@Babatunde, testimonials are nt required 4 the screenin exercise. Jst certificates are wat is required. Birth certificate, primary skul cert., O'level results, original jamb result slip, P-Utme result n indigene certificate.

Congrats Hannae, n tnx 4 placing ur 1st post on NL on diz thread! @Demily, hw cn d 1st list be canceled wen admission letters n accomodation has already bn issued to new students? @all expectin the 2nd list, jst kip prayin, 4 God knws d best 4 u. Wishin y'all tha vry best!!!!

Mrs, Chima:
Too bad huh? Better luck next time.

Yeah!! *peace*

Mrs, Chima:
How about this, you are a walking failed abortion?   What's the hell is predegree?

Hahahahaha. . . LMTO-Laughin my teeth off- U've definitely nt lost ur 'aggressive' touch. Well, sum 20-sumtin yrs ago, in the conservative n morally upright community in which i was born, there were no abortions. If a lady/woman gets pregnant she has to keep it, if it's outside wedlock, she gets married to the guy dat's responsible for the pregnancy. So, MY MUM COULD NOT N WOULD NOT HAVE WANTED TO ABORT ME!! Comprehended? *winks*. Nw abt dat 'predegree' ish, Ooops! Sowi, my bad, i meant PEDIGREE. Tnx 4 noticin my mistake!

@Idowu, i no get gong na, so i no fit town-cry! Bt. . . Wait a minute, the way u responded tellz me dat my innocent joke up there, might have an element of truth in it. . . .

Mrs, Chima:
STFU and go choke on my nuts.  Aggressive enough for you?

Nah. Considerin ur predegree, it should be alot more harsher. . . . LMAO!!

My O my! Luvin diz shade of Mrs. Chima's nature. She's sounding so sympathetic n caring, Vry unlike her trademark 'aggressive' n 'male-bullyin' nature. Prolly, coz the bone of contention affects 1 of her fav. Nlander. *winks*

Idowuogbo:
Brilliant reply dose calling u albino wud defo not no d difference from light to darkness wen na dem dey suppose dey call ecilpse of the sun.Burnt Bolis(plantain)

Hmmmm. . . . Idowuogbo has got a soft spot 4 Sexkillz! Quite enlightenin. . . *winks*

xup guyz!! Sowi i left the thread 4 so long. Kinda busy. Congrats 2 those that were privileged to be admitted. To Do-while, Babatunde, Yuboy n Abdul9ice, by God's grace it'll be ur turn to smile wen the 2nd list is out! @SOLWAG, don't mean to burst ur bubble, bt i tink S.B.R.S form is no longer on sale, bcoz the pre-entrance examination into S.B.R.S was held last month. So, wat we shld be expecting nw is the list of admitted candidates!

Mornin evry1! Hw was your nite? Mine waz splendid, slept lyk a baby n woke up lyk a giant!!. . . . . @Sijo, watz your email address? If u don't want your address displayed to evry1 on NL, then pls send me a mail.   @Dyt, datz swit, so u're quite free 2 hv tha fun of your lyf! Hope u're a white/blue-collar wearing lady nw. . .

Oops!! @Sijo dearie, sowi 4 soundin too inquisitive. Jst my nature. U cud ansa 1 at a tym, if it's ok by u. @Dyt switie, sho o wapa? Hw's Abj treatin yo?

k. So, wat do u do, where are u frm, do u reside in Benin n watz wif ur username 'Sijo'?

@Sijo dear, tnx 4 offering me the priviledge. So, do u wanna talk on here, or through YIM?

James-dman:
@Dyt dearie! Hw was your nite? Hope your mornin is bright n man-lover. . . .

Oops!! Diz moderators na wa o. See as them misinterprete wat i meant. I typed 'hope ur mornin is bright n G. A. Y- i.e bright, airy n serene. Anyway sha no big deal. @Dyt, i've missed u more, u've alwayz bn in my tots. Didn't leave u, i jst had to give NL a lil' break. So, watz new wif yo? @Sijo, hi dear. 9ice meeting u. Do u mind my gettin 2 knw u beta?

@Dyt dearie! Hw was ur nite? Hope ur mornin is bright n gay. . . . Wishin u a pleasant n fulfillin week ahead!

Frm the replies. . . It's obvious alot of people have lost their sense of humour. Datz too bad! ~~@MMM, yeah add as much to the list as u can tink of. LOL!!!

Nayah:
AS for Neyo this is a geat artist, but nothing to do with my name here which is a Cameroonian name which means grace

Nayah, yeah, i know, u've told me that before. I meant a name-sake of urs, Nayah, an American female RnB artiste. Dunno if u've heard of her n if u're one of her numerous fans. . .

Please be warned!!!   Protect urself and ur spouse frm diabetes. Diabetes is a killer disease that affects young and old alike. A couple that had been together for over 20yrs were recently diagnosed of having diabetes. Investigations showed that they got the ailment from the NAMES they called each other. Names like, switty, honey, sugar, swit n switheart. So, to protect urself and ur spouse, stop using those names, instead use names like, BITTERLEAF, ALOMO BITTERS, ALABONKON, DOGO YARO, CHLOROQUIN. . . . . .

Please be warned!!! Protect urself and ur spouse frm diabetes. Diabetes is a killer disease that affects young and old alike. A couple that had been together for over 20yrs were recently diagnosed of having diabetes. Investigations showed that they got the ailment from the NAMES they called each other. Names like, switty, honey, sugar, swit n switheart. So, to protect urself and ur spouse, stop using those names, instead use names like, BITTERLEAF, ALOMO BITTERS, ALABONKON, DOGO YARO, CHLOROQUIN. . . . .