₦airaland Forum

Sure dear!! Where do we go to? The club or sumtin warm n cozy?

toba:
My cuddles, trust your guy nah. Im too reserved n intelligent above those kinda things. Apart from u, mukina, bhusayor, pendo n few others, i cant be moved by anyone else on nairaland. I love pple dat are loaded up there. Pendo,cuddles nd b rock my boat

Toba who gave u Bhusexy? Stay clear!! She's mine. (at least 4 nw, until @Satani shows up).

I can't get on YIM too, i tink it's a general problem, maybe yahoo are updatin. *kisses her, mmwaaaaahh!*

toba:
James ole thief. Theses nl guys sef too like better thing.

tell me say u urself no lyk better tin. . . .

O'boy, dat Castrol of a dude don turn nyashin to food oh! So tey he dey nyash 4 breakfast, lunch n dinner evryday, even @70+ yrs old. If na true, d guy 4 don die on top woman, him stamina 4 don fail am.

Yinks, i'm El nino n i want u to be my El nina! *come Toba, hold ur side oh, y u dey scope my baby under my nose?*

dipo2much:
You are not well or your vision is impaired. How can you say that girl is fine not to talk of 'beauty queen'. Mschew.

If she really is the girl in her profile then she shouldnt complain about a deficit of fine guys. She better jump at what she see cos she is also NOT FINE.

No beaf.

*Another case of a dude misunderstandin wat i meant.* can't u see the question mark?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Of lately I've been trying hard to see if i cant cheat on my wife but guess what?!

The sightz that i seem to behold is just not encouraging!![/color]

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha!! Laughin in Chinese! *El, abeg here no bi joke section, no crack my rib abeg, i no get money to fix am back* BS: So, u even entertain thoughts of cheatin on your wifey! Yeeeepeee. . . . I've got a card to play into my favor in the game of winin Yinks back.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Oya Lets Go there!![/color]

El where u get that bazoka frm? So. . . . Na u dey vandalize our Military Base dey stil our weapons ba? I go report u to C.O.A.S!!

~~Tnx bro

Swithrt, i'm gr8! It's so refreshin to knw dat u missed me. Hmmmmm. . . . . . Its got a cooling n swit effect on my inner person!

@DERE dearie, why are you shying away from answering my question?

yinkalink:
@james-ladies man, what love are u talking about?

Yinks switty, u knw wat i'm talkin abt na, i don't nid to spel it out. . . . Or do you want us to wash our dirty linens outside? *winks*

Yinks switty, u haven't answered my question. . . . @Dere u're no longer a newbie, u've made urself household name on NL wif that 'rate my looks thread'! BS: I kinda find u attractive, can we be friendz? Tnx in anticipation! *winks*

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]James Are ya Ready?[/color]

*sees El Guapo. . . . Catches his breath sharply!!* O'boy na El bi dat? I no box again oh. *grab hold of his matchet n gets ready to take El, the Igbo-man-style*

sexkillz:


[color=#770077]Me chie onu dia! What do u mean by beauty queen? Where is the LOGICAL PROOF of her BEAUTY?

Chei!

Sexkillz, u've totally misunderstood me, i did not say, she IS a Beauty Queen, i only ASKED if she is one. BS: Watz wif all this ur LOGICAL N ILLOGICAL yarns diz dayz? I've told u n Claremont, make una carry diz una LOGIC n IDEALOGIES shift comot here oh, no bi evrybody be Prof. lyk una ooo!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Not looking, i was just being observant.[/color]

ok, datz kul, Ms. Observant!!. . . . But u haven't answered my question na

OP, are u a Beauty Queen urself. . . . Wai u dey luk 4 fyn boi?~~*just wonderin*

jackpot:
^you need to blind El Guapo first with enough punches. . .he can't bear seeing 'the only cockroach in his cupboard' Yinks cook dat kind delicacy for another man

*puttin on my boxing gloves, warming up n gettin ready to take on El Guapo*

*walks in. . . . thinkin of hw best to derail the thread* @El guapo, watz the latest abt Fabregas to Barcelona saga? *winks* Yinks my lost love, xup? We cud stil work (our luv for each other) out. Whatcha tink?

DYT: In the mornin when i wake up      and i open my eyes     i feel an aching in my heart   that's when i realize how much i really miss you and long to have you near.       My heart is filled with tears at different times through out the day.       I find am missing you and i wonder if perhaps a bit, maybe you miss me too. I miss you in my dreams    when i'm in there all alone and when i want to hear your voice.   When i check my email and there's nothing there, i can't help that i worry and i put you in my prayers.       I think by now it's safe to say              that i miss you very much and my heart will never be the same since it suffered cupids touch.

Come, Jackpot, i dey H (hungry) seriously. Tell Yinks to arrange me, a huge plate of black 'amala', hot-dog sausage n three bottles of alomo bitters. Abeg sharp sharp, b4 i die of HUNGER!

A young man brought his wife-to-be to be introduced to his father. The old man drew him aside an quarrelled him, saying, 'i have never set my eyes on such a ugly gal as this one, she has HAIR ON HER CHIN, CROSSED-EYES n BAD NOSE!' Not worried by his father's words, he told his father 'you don't have to whisper, she is DEAF too'.

Nah!! Me don't tink it's kul. Especially, if u're romantically involved wif 'em. Could breed jealousy n break the 'blood is thicker than water' bond.

~~Aww! Sowi dearie, i didn't knw u are a lady, i jst presume u are a dude. Well, datz kul. Lyk i told Grandma Upendo, i've got a healthy readin culture, bt i don't use it on tinz i find borin! BS: I luv ur username, DAZZLING BEAUTY comes to one's mind when one sees tha name! Y ain't u havin a pix on ur profile? Leavin us to contend wif our imaginations. . . . Rite?

dazzle37:
@ poster
i agree with your article.
someone said its too long, now this is making wonder were all our reading culture disappeared to ?
now Nigerians are always looking for a short cut out of everything

@DAZZLE, Y the indirect inference n scoldin? Come clean bro, or are u scared of me? I'm not a monster, i won't eat u, if u refered to me directly. ~~LOL.

pendo89:
@james my grandkid,

Develop a reading culture and stop loving shorthand.

I love thorough posts which capture the story very well.

Tnk u Grandma, i'll try. I haven't really lost my readin culture. It's jst dat some topic ain't interestin or captivatin to me. So, when i'm readin tru such topics it gets even more borin, if it is a long long article. However, if it is an interestin topic (by my rating) i wudn't mind readin tru it all, even if it's two pages long!!

Professors SEXKILLZ n CLAREMONT, abeg make una carry una logical abi na idealogical talk talk comot here. Una jst dey blow big big grammar, una tink say na evrybody go skul lyk una?

*The poster is becomin a MASCULINIST (opposite of feminist, if there is a word lyk dat in English~lol)* wetin women do u na, or are u a fresh victim of a gold-digger/heart-breaker?

Must Sexkillz use swear wordz? He's addicted to words lyk, WTF, SHUT THE FUK UP n BEATS THE S. HIT OUTTA ME. Why?

~~who are u kiddin bro.? U once said dat lady was ur g.f. Nw u're claimin it's u. Y the double tongue? Abi u no want make i snatch her frm yo? ~~*winks*