Jamesdman's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Jamesdman's Profile › Jamesdman's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 43 pages)
@ID dearie, i can see u're enjoying your fling with my homie (Ijogz). Carry-go nothing do you! @Ijogz, enjoy ur fling bro, but just make sure you return her to me in one piece. Tnx! |
anonymus11: anonymus11:Too arrogant n showy. . . OP, u need to work on reducin these bad personality traits. BS: Remember, She might not be interested in what u own as much as she'll be in. . . Who u are!! |
mattaz:The ones in ur congregation or around the city where u live nko? It's funny, hw some peepz tink they cn get into a serious, marriageble relationship online_ @OP,GUDLUCK TO U IN UR QUEST! |
Tnx y'all for all the flatteries, praises, accolades n crushes u've been showerin on n havin for my WIFEY!! It shows that, ''i carry eyez go market'', if u knw wat i mean._lol. |
slimyem:her siggy rocks mehn_*winkz* 2buff: |
. . . . Chai, Scash, u wan kill us wif this ur big medical grammar. No bi evrybody be medical student na. Simply tel the OP say him yansh too big n too fat, mk e go reduce am. . . Shikena!! |
slimyem:lol. . . Ain't naughty dear jst doing the right thing the right way. |
Hey darlin. . .didn't see anytin frm u in my inbox!! BS: I replied ur mail since Thursday, didn't u see it? Idowuogbo:Abeg no para o. . . I go teach u the language wen we marry na! Or after each midnite rompin session. *winkz* freecocoa:LoL. . Mun shuce ta dai yare, inda ta ji abun da kin ce, da ta cinye ki! Ama bakin ta, once in a while, yana da kwayo, ba wan da zai so matan shi a zamma maramagana a gida. Gidan will be too dull. |
gendebs:If i hear. . . Any lady that dares to molest my arrse, will get her's brutalized!! |
anonymus11:Diz gal. . . hw u tk knw, u dey stalk me ne. . . LoL |
Ni ba bahaushe ba fa. . . Makarantan boko shine ya kai ni arewa. Kin san wahala samu admission a Uni, kuma ban zo daga catchment area, na ta kokeri in samu, na zona kaman shakara biyu karpin in samu. . . Lokocin ne na koyu yaren hausa! freecocoa:kila. . . Amma in na koya mata yaren, bakin ta zai karu, inta zagi mutane a yorubanshi sai ta karasa dai hausa! _lol!! |
Basics007:my ref: James-dman n co. Chamberz, 18 Sloane Square, Crescent Avenue, Romance State, United State of Nairaland. Your ref: Basic007, 8 Olamide Street, Surulere, Lagos, Nigeria. WARNING OF AN IMPENDING COURT SUMMON!! May i remind u that defamation of character is stil a criminal offense, punishable under section 97 sub-section 4 of the Nigerian penal code! As ID's personal attorney, i wil ve no choice but to serve u a writ of summon, if in the future, u jump to conclusionz n mk insinuationz without vin tangible evidence n factual factz. |
freecocoa: mcnepow:Amen o. Coz, if he doesn't i'll jst die of boredom! Or better stil. . . I go karry gun enter highway. If dem catch me, i go tel 'em say na FG n ASUU cause am, coz dey say ''an idle mind is the devil's workshop''! |
REALITY101:@Reality. . . When u posted this, u must ve bn in a vry good mood n in the best of ur poor senses, after eatin three different punnies in a row_LoL!! |
rokiatu: |
freecocoa:Ina ji mana. Na zama a Zaria kadan, kuma a gwurin nike makarantan boko!! Ni ma na mamaki cewa kina jin hausa. Na gan kina na papasa yaren a kan thread din Lola.luv, shine na ce in miki magana dai yaren. |
*breezes in. . . Jst to say 'hello'* @couple. . . Una well done o! Cn't wait to eat RSVP(rice n stew very plenty) for una holy matrimony! @Flash. . . Sowie o. Na your 1st tym of doin housemanship be dat? @Cocoa. . . Ya kike, kwana biyu Idowuogbo:@switie mi. . . Tk am easy o. Coz the way u dey shake diz your baka bum bum jst dey mk my 'abunna' stand for attention o. |
Basics007: |
Flashaldrin:Oga no vex! Na bcoz u n ur wifey kum late. Ur wifey came a day late n u came a whole 2dayz afta my birthday. Hw u xpect to meet cake? Hello wifey. . . Hw u doin 2day? |
@Op, someone out there will allow his woman to camera-strip. . . Some might even find it amusing!! After all, even p.orn stars do get married!! It's all abt choices. . . . Bt, if u ask me. . . I'll say a resoundin NO n NEVER. I'll never let my woman do such videos. Coz it's against my moral n cultural ethics. |
temmydude:Diz guy na DESPERADO o!! |
@Cocoa. . . Fnx n amen! The cake don finish o, na only the icing remain. Shey u go manage the am lyk dat? |
fnx n amen. . . @ID swthrt, Dyt n Cuddy baby! |
@Op. . . I'm a year older 2day. Quietly popped champagne @home n tot abt mkin my lyf berra! @Dyt. . . U for buy CC or AA. @Cuddlemii. . . U badt gaan oo. Try my lipz-lol. @ID, the apple of my eyez. . . We go put sum of dat money 4 our joint-account oo. @Freecocoa. . . The movie-addict *winkz* @Flash. . . Xup! Wetin dey happen @Inky. . . The ethuastic skuldent! Hahahaha |
slimyem:Ooops!! Sowie dear, excuse my ignorance. (jst dat most of the threadz dat i see u in, u're alwayz fytin 1 person or the other) Wowww. . . It's quite touchin to see u change ur signature jst to pls me. . . Fnx 4 honorin me!!! Idowuogbo:Awwww. . . Tnx darling! *French kisses her* |
slimyem:Dunno wat kinda orientation u wud want to portray on NL diz yr. . . Bt, since u often get into fyts on NL, hw abt sumfin abt puttin smiles on pple's fazes. . . Lyk. . . ''i count my riches by the amount of smiles i put on peoples faces'' OR ''once u get pple laughin, dey're listenin n u cn tell 'em almost anytin''. U cud also get motivational. . . Lyk. . .''only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly'', ''i'm above average, i estimate myself by wat i am n nt by wat i do'' OR ''i'm an OPTIMIST, i mk opportunities outta my difficulties'' . . . . . Well, datz abt it. . . I've run outta ideaz!! |
Idowuogbo:Awwww. . . Diz is 1 of the bestest bedroom activity i've had in a vry long tym!! @ID honie, neva knew u had so much bedroom trickz up your sleeves. . . Jeeezed!! U whined n ramped me until my waist n groin nearly break!! APOLOGY ACCEPTED N DIZ MATTER IS TOTALLY ERASED FRM RECENT, TEMPORARY N PERMANENT MEMORY. freecocoa:@Cocoa, fnx dear, i'm doin my best n leavin the rest to Jah. . . It's gud 2 knw dat evry1 is fyn. May u n evry1 dat matterz to u, remain BLESSED! @Flash. . . Abeg stop to dey distract my wifey oo. E bi lyk say our visit to your house don dey overdue. . . No worry, we go soon return to our house. |
''if i say sumtin dat offends u, let me knw, so dat i cn do it again later''. It's a NEW year. Me finks, it's high tym sum1 gets a NEW orientation. . . . |
Idowuogbo:Nah, nt to get u jealous. It was meant to show u hw it feelz to be ignored. U did dat to me tew n it hurtz! James-dman:Diz was meant 4 u, bt u ignored it. . . . . .Made me weep!! |
freecocoa:Missed u too dear. (i miss her the normal way a broda misses his sista, - b4 Flash go chop me raw). I've bn kinda busy diz dayz, so i've got lil' tym to come on NL. Hope u've gotten ova ur drim, n hope evry1 is fyn. . . |
*walks in. . .tks front sit. . .crosses his legz n watches wif gr8 excitement as the dissin progresses* @Flash. . . U're up against strong oppositionz, bt u've done vry well, so far! @Chimezie n Goldie. . . Abeg mk una tk am easy oo, mk the two of una no crush my Flash oo |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 (of 43 pages)

