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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ijogz K Officially Divorces Freecocoa: What Next? by Jamesdman(m): 8:06pm On Jan 31, 2012
@ID dearie, i can see u're enjoying your fling with my homie (Ijogz). Carry-go nothing do you!
@Ijogz, enjoy ur fling bro, but just make sure you return her to me in one piece. Tnx!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Marriage Proposal To A Female Member Of This Forum Slimyem, Will U Marry Me? by Jamesdman(m): 7:41am On Jan 31, 2012
anonymus11:
[size=15pt]Slimyem,

Please marry me. I am in the spare parts business. I ship in cars and parts from Germany. I stay in Lekki, I drive a murano jeep. i shuttle abuja and lagos because i hav ebusiness dear. i have care hire and bus travek to east business. oblige the guy here.
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anonymus11:
^see dis one, i look like ur level. na money talks bullshit walks. a perfect big boy like me.
Too arrogant n showy. . . OP, u need to work on reducin these bad personality traits.
BS: Remember, She might not be interested in what u own as much as she'll be in. . . Who u are!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Kul Jw(jehovah's Witness) Chic For A Serious Relationship! by Jamesdman(m): 8:52am On Jan 28, 2012
mattaz:
^^^
M a Jehovah's Witness!
The ones in ur congregation or around the city where u live nko?
It's funny, hw some peepz tink they cn get into a serious, marriageble relationship online_
@OP,GUDLUCK TO U IN UR QUEST!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexy Nl Ladies: Idowuogbo Is My #1 by Jamesdman(m): 5:10pm On Jan 23, 2012
Tnx y'all for all the flatteries, praises, accolades n crushes u've been showerin on n havin for my WIFEY!!
It shows that, ''i carry eyez go market'', if u knw wat i mean._lol.
RomanceRe: Ladies Do You Read Your Facebook Messages At All? by Jamesdman(m): 12:16pm On Jan 20, 2012
slimyem:
25% percent is so low if you carefully look through it.
There's but one important pointer when it comes to murder and its 'motive'.
Your spouse might probably have more than anyone in the world does and that's why i think that siggy figures
her siggy rocks mehn_*winkz*
2buff:
^^ My response is your sig cheesy
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean If A Woman Slaps You (male) On Your Ass by Jamesdman(m): 3:11pm On Jan 18, 2012
. . . . Chai, Scash, u wan kill us wif this ur big medical grammar. No bi evrybody be medical student na.
Simply tel the OP say him yansh too big n too fat, mk e go reduce am. . . Shikena!!
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean If A Woman Slaps You (male) On Your Ass by Jamesdman(m): 12:59pm On Jan 18, 2012
slimyem:
naughty James!!
lol. . . Ain't naughty dear
jst doing the right thing the right way.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 8:40am On Jan 18, 2012
Hey darlin. . .didn't see anytin frm u in my inbox!!
BS: I replied ur mail since Thursday, didn't u see it?
Idowuogbo:
abegi all dis nakwAna u dey talk I dey para o angry angry
Abeg no para o. . . I go teach u the language wen we marry na! Or after each midnite rompin session. *winkz*
freecocoa:
walahi jamy matan ka na hauka,ta na da baki de zai iya kace mutun,na gaji ma ta. grin grin
LoL. . Mun shuce ta dai yare, inda ta ji abun da kin ce, da ta cinye ki!
Ama bakin ta, once in a while, yana da kwayo, ba wan da zai so matan shi a zamma maramagana a gida. Gidan will be too dull.
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean If A Woman Slaps You (male) On Your Ass by Jamesdman(m): 8:07am On Jan 18, 2012
gendebs:
D only thing dat baffles me is wen i try to hit them back them back they scream as if d buttocks is different.
If i hear. . . Any lady that dares to molest my arrse, will get her's brutalized!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I am jobless by Jamesdman(m): 7:37pm On Jan 17, 2012
anonymus11:
james vs idowu
Diz gal. . . hw u tk knw, u dey stalk me ne. . . LoL
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 4:39pm On Jan 17, 2012
Ni ba bahaushe ba fa. . . Makarantan boko shine ya kai ni arewa. Kin san wahala samu admission a Uni, kuma ban zo daga catchment area, na ta kokeri in samu, na zona kaman shakara biyu karpin in samu. . .
Lokocin ne na koyu yaren hausa!
freecocoa:
toh za ka koya ma matan ka yaren kenan.
kila. . . Amma in na koya mata yaren, bakin ta zai karu, inta zagi mutane a yorubanshi sai ta karasa dai hausa! _lol!!
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Jamesdman(m): 1:10pm On Jan 17, 2012
Basics007:
Just keep defending her se o gbo. I hope you still remember that woman loving woman carries 14yrs according to the 2011 constitution of the federal republic of nigeria of which i'm a signatory to. Mess with me i report you to the appropriate authorities.
my ref: James-dman n co. Chamberz, 18 Sloane Square, Crescent Avenue, Romance State, United State of Nairaland.
Your ref: Basic007, 8 Olamide Street, Surulere, Lagos, Nigeria.
WARNING OF AN IMPENDING COURT SUMMON!!
May i remind u that defamation of character is stil a criminal offense, punishable under section 97 sub-section 4 of the Nigerian penal code!
As ID's personal attorney, i wil ve no choice but to serve u a writ of summon, if in the future, u jump to conclusionz n mk insinuationz without vin tangible evidence n factual factz.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by Jamesdman(m): 8:56am On Jan 17, 2012
freecocoa:
somebody please tell GEJ to remember Arseuu.
mcnepow:
GEJ just flashed me, I cald and he said he wuld reason with ASUU soon.
Amen o.
Coz, if he doesn't i'll jst die of boredom!
Or better stil. . . I go karry gun enter highway. If dem catch me, i go tel 'em say na FG n ASUU cause am, coz dey say ''an idle mind is the devil's workshop''!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section Reconcilliation Forum. by Jamesdman(m): 8:43am On Jan 17, 2012
REALITY101:
Lol dude we aiight no grudge @ all. That's just my bleeping annoying anonymous personality. Life is sweet and too fuccking short to worry about shits
@Reality. . . When u posted this, u must ve bn in a vry good mood n in the best of ur poor senses, after eatin three different punnies in a row_LoL!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hey Rokki: I Am Looking For Someone :) by Jamesdman(m): 8:32am On Jan 17, 2012
rokiatu:
And sexkillz, but just be ready to sleep in the library looking for definition to big words.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 8:26am On Jan 17, 2012
freecocoa:
@JAMY, shocked shocked shocked,wayo! ka na jin yare mu? Ina nan lafia kalo. Hmm love the surprise.
Ina ji mana. Na zama a Zaria kadan, kuma a gwurin nike makarantan boko!!
Ni ma na mamaki cewa kina jin hausa. Na gan kina na papasa yaren a kan thread din Lola.luv, shine na ce in miki magana dai yaren.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 4:39pm On Jan 16, 2012
*breezes in. . . Jst to say 'hello'*
@couple. . . Una well done o! Cn't wait to eat RSVP(rice n stew very plenty) for una holy matrimony!
@Flash. . . Sowie o. Na your 1st tym of doin housemanship be dat?
@Cocoa. . . Ya kike, kwana biyu
Idowuogbo:
Eeoooooh everything na double double o,double double o,dis love na double double oo,double double oo.

*Badosky starts shaking her yansh with an handkerchief in her right hand like some igbo cultural dancer*
@switie mi. . . Tk am easy o. Coz the way u dey shake diz your baka bum bum jst dey mk my 'abunna' stand for attention o.
RomanceRe: Campus Blues. . . . by Jamesdman(m): 9:35am On Jan 16, 2012
Basics007:
If i only i can see her once in real life my prayers are answered
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by Jamesdman(m): 6:47pm On Jan 14, 2012
Flashaldrin:
So so so so, what are you trying to say??
Me and cocoa your only inlaws, wen help you reconcile with i.d (no easy feat), na icing of cake you come dey give us?? angry angry
i reserve my happy birthday tongue
Oga no vex! Na bcoz u n ur wifey kum late. Ur wifey came a day late n u came a whole 2dayz afta my birthday.
Hw u xpect to meet cake?
Hello wifey. . . Hw u doin 2day?
RomanceRe: Would You Allow Your Girl To Be A Music Video Vixen/Music Video Model? by Jamesdman(m): 8:19am On Jan 14, 2012
@Op, someone out there will allow his woman to camera-strip. . . Some might even find it amusing!!
After all, even p.orn stars do get married!! It's all abt choices. . . .
Bt, if u ask me. . . I'll say a resoundin NO n NEVER. I'll never let my woman do such videos. Coz it's against my moral n cultural ethics.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan And Diezani Alison-Madueke Having An Affair? by Jamesdman(m): 7:37am On Jan 14, 2012
temmydude:
sorry pretty, here it is again: temtem555@yahoo.com
i still didn't see anything in my inbox
Diz guy na DESPERADO o!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by Jamesdman(m): 5:19am On Jan 14, 2012
@Cocoa. . . Fnx n amen!
The cake don finish o, na only the icing remain. Shey u go manage the am lyk dat?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by Jamesdman(m): 10:29am On Jan 13, 2012
fnx n amen. . . @ID swthrt, Dyt n Cuddy baby!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by Jamesdman(m): 10:15pm On Jan 12, 2012
@Op. . . I'm a year older 2day.
Quietly popped champagne @home n tot abt mkin my lyf berra!
@Dyt. . . U for buy CC or AA.
@Cuddlemii. . . U badt gaan oo. Try my lipz-lol.
@ID, the apple of my eyez. . . We go put sum of dat money 4 our joint-account oo.
@Freecocoa. . . The movie-addict *winkz*
@Flash. . . Xup! Wetin dey happen
@Inky. . . The ethuastic skuldent! Hahahaha
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by Jamesdman(m): 8:19pm On Jan 11, 2012
slimyem:
i often get into fights?
Now,thats news!
I can count the no.of times and handles i've had a headlog with here on NL on my fingers.
I'm naturally peace-loving.trust me!
However,i dont dig your  options of motivationals right now.
I'd change my siggy into something much more factual and alertive rightaway just for you.
Ooops!! Sowie dear, excuse my ignorance. (jst dat most of the threadz dat i see u in, u're alwayz fytin 1 person or the other)
Wowww. . . It's quite touchin to see u change ur signature jst to pls me. . . Fnx 4 honorin me!!!
Idowuogbo:
Touche! Now you wonder y am lost without U,U nailed it say no more my garri cake. kiss kiss
Awwww. . . Tnx darling! *French kisses her*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by Jamesdman(m): 11:50am On Jan 11, 2012
slimyem:
i seem to be dis-oriented right now.how about you do the orientation??
Dunno wat kinda orientation u wud want to portray on NL diz yr. . .
Bt, since u often get into fyts on NL, hw abt sumfin abt puttin smiles on pple's fazes. . . Lyk. . .
''i count my riches by the amount of smiles i put on peoples faces'' OR ''once u get pple laughin, dey're listenin n u cn tell 'em almost anytin''.
U cud also get motivational. . . Lyk. . .''only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly'', ''i'm above average, i estimate myself by wat i am n nt by wat i do'' OR ''i'm an OPTIMIST, i mk opportunities outta my difficulties''
. . . . . Well, datz abt it. . . I've run outta ideaz!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 11:20am On Jan 11, 2012
Idowuogbo:
*she jumps on him wrapping her long sexcie legs around his toned waist line*

Ama show u how sorry I am "Lights out" cheesy cool cool cool
Awwww. . . Diz is 1 of the bestest bedroom activity i've had in a vry long tym!!
@ID honie, neva knew u had so much bedroom trickz up your sleeves. . . Jeeezed!! U whined n ramped me until my waist n groin nearly break!!
APOLOGY ACCEPTED N DIZ MATTER IS TOTALLY ERASED FRM RECENT, TEMPORARY N PERMANENT MEMORY.
freecocoa:
I thought as much dear just don't over work yourself please,about the dream,I've left everything in God's hands and I trust him to not fail me,everyone is doing great.
@Cocoa, fnx dear, i'm doin my best n leavin the rest to Jah. . . It's gud 2 knw dat evry1 is fyn.
May u n evry1 dat matterz to u, remain BLESSED!


@Flash. . . Abeg stop to dey distract my wifey oo.
E bi lyk say our visit to your house don dey overdue. . . No worry, we go soon return to our house.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come In Here With Only Two Sses-sanity And Sensibility. by Jamesdman(m): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2012
''if i say sumtin dat offends u, let me knw, so dat i cn do it again later''.
It's a NEW year. Me finks, it's high tym sum1 gets a NEW orientation. . . .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 7:22am On Jan 10, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Am I meant to b jealous dat sum1 I call my own blanked me but replied anoda,ok make we jolly dey go angry
Nah, nt to get u jealous. It was meant to show u hw it feelz to be ignored. U did dat to me tew n it hurtz!
James-dman:
@ID dearie. . . It's bn a while, missed u, hw ve u bn?
Diz was meant 4 u, bt u ignored it.
. . . . .Made me weep!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Flashcocoa Mansion by Jamesdman(m): 11:01pm On Jan 09, 2012
freecocoa:
@jamy,I'm cool dear,you are kinda scarce o,I missed you.
Missed u too dear.
(i miss her the normal way a broda misses his sista, - b4 Flash go chop me raw).
I've bn kinda busy diz dayz, so i've got lil' tym to come on NL. Hope u've gotten ova ur drim, n hope evry1 is fyn. . .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jbx And Iyatrustee,new Year Bash. by Jamesdman(m): 1:46pm On Jan 07, 2012
*walks in. . .tks front sit. . .crosses his legz n watches wif gr8 excitement as the dissin progresses*
@Flash. . . U're up against strong oppositionz, bt u've done vry well, so far!
@Chimezie n Goldie. . . Abeg mk una tk am easy oo, mk the two of una no crush my Flash oo

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