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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by JamesJOS(m): 12:52am On Mar 08, 2021
MrJoelinton:
Call up letter is out. Which foreign peep have seen call up letter?


Mine is still reading yet to be evaluated.

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by JamesJOS(m): 10:53pm On Mar 07, 2021
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Politics / Re: See How Governor Rochas Was Rubbished by JamesJOS(m): 4:40pm On Oct 19, 2017
grin grin grin...he never see chumchin, cockroach man
Jokes Etc / Beware How Monkey Pox Entered My Area In Lagos. by JamesJOS(m): 3:01pm On Oct 12, 2017
HOW MONKEY POX REACHED MY AREA TODAY!!!

Choi!!! wen will Lagos change, on my way back from work still soliloquizing on my talk in church in the evening, that z how from no where I saw my self running the race that seemed like heavenly race, typical Lagos life wen u see pple running around u O boy na to follow run oh, only after running to our supposed heaven, which seemed not to exist as we later realized, pple started getting tired and asking one another that question "WETIN HAPPEN SEF?"...That was wen it dawned on me that it wasn't rapture, and until it was traced to he who started the race, who pointed to some small boys who looked confused and replied " IT'S NO ME OH"...That was wen we found out that the Man over heard the little children arguing whether to play "middle man", "one touch" or MONKEY POST...The man who thought he heard monkey pox since it was allegedly in Lagos shouted Monkey pox, this then raised alarm and all started running from MONKEY POX, including the children and now I'm wondering how only 2 indomie I have at home will help me regain the lost energy I used in typing and forming this story that just came to my mind...yeah its false, the story only happened in my mind...

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Health / Beware How Monkey Pox Entered My Area In Lagos. by JamesJOS(m): 2:51pm On Oct 12, 2017
HOW MONKEY POX REACHED MY AREA TODAY!!!

Choi!!! wen will Lagos change, on my way back from work still soliloquizing on my talk in church in the evening, that z how from no where I saw my self running the race that seemed like heavenly race, typical Lagos life wen u see pple running around u O boy na to follow run oh, only after running to our supposed heaven, which seemed not to exist as we later realized, pple started getting tired and asking one another that question "WETIN HAPPEN SEF?"...That was wen it dawned on me that it wasn't rapture, and until it was traced to he who started the race, who pointed to some small boys who looked confused and replied " IT'S NO ME OH"...That was wen we found out that the Man over heard the little children arguing whether to play "middle man", "one touch" or MONKEY POST...The man who thought he heard monkey pox since it was allegedly in Lagos shouted Monkey pox, this then raised alarm and all started running from MONKEY POX, including the children and now I'm wondering how only 2 indomie I have at home will help me regain the lost energy I used in typing and forming this story that just came to my mind...yeah its false, the story only happened in my mind...
Career / Re: ACCA Aspirants, Students And Chartered: Lets Meet Here by JamesJOS(m): 9:40am On Aug 07, 2017
i am mathematics undergraduate can i take the f1,f2 and f3 ACCA exam this december i would even prefer CBT if its cheaper or more flexible because i am on my 6 months I.T
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Replies Nnamdi Kanu; This Is My Life Story, Let's Hear Your Own by JamesJOS(m): 2:33pm On Aug 03, 2017
this Man is just seeking for more political appointments from the zoo republic, he has the mouth to say how its useless to invest in the east when lagos is there he is happy that he's home is not developed and proud of it, Isn't that stupidity...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Post Your Photoshop Problems Here And Lets Slug It Out Together by JamesJOS(m): 4:03pm On Aug 02, 2017
how can i learn photoshop on my own
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Invite : Who Else Got This? by JamesJOS(m): 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2017
i dey tell you run away if you know what is good for you
Crime / Re: Two Fake Blind Beggars Arrested At Imo State University by JamesJOS(m): 12:15pm On Aug 02, 2017
if say na Army slap them their eyes for close by force
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by JamesJOS(m): 9:30pm On Aug 01, 2017
Johnnywin:
I began to Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track?
I say na Yamaha featuring petrol. ���.


Its weekend, keep laughing���������
Its weekend abi...I feel you...what's the name of that your planet again.

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Romance / Re: This Man Can Not Stop Admiring His Fiancée's Bum Bum In Prewedding Photos by JamesJOS(m): 2:38pm On Jul 31, 2017
this guy is EYESless
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by JamesJOS(m): 7:50am On Jul 31, 2017
TheBlessedMAN:
thanx bro. But diz shangoic writer doesn't engage in what he's nt gud at. I write based on the best of my ability. But am sorry if my best have fallen short of your expectation.

COUNTLESS, A story of Sex, betrayal and vengeance. Not COUNTLESS, a story of partial sex, and little betrayal and zero vengeance.

You should have expected an endless scenes of all what was listed above in the heading of the story.
Yeah you're good abeg give us the remainder fast fast abi u think I know know say na your own improvised suspense to delay us abi
Literature / Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by JamesJOS(m): 8:17pm On Jul 30, 2017
This is me panting heavily after being able to cathch up...I think the story is beginning to get elongated too much and the too much sex scenes are making it seem unrealistic because you can actually predict the end of his meeting with any girl which is somehow impossible real life...I think you should have a good ending because it is looking predictable now and boring...but I love the story

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Literature / Re: DIRTY GAME by JamesJOS(m): 2:56pm On Jul 29, 2017
The story was very nice you're talented

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Nnamdi Kanu Grounds Owerri. Pics. by JamesJOS(m): 7:09pm On Jul 28, 2017
Where is Nnamdi KANU himself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 16th April 2017 by JamesJOS(m): 4:59pm On Apr 16, 2017
Please where can I watch the match online
Education / Re: JAMB 2017: Full Guidelines On How To Check MOCK Examination Details! by JamesJOS(m): 11:18pm On Apr 07, 2017
Log in to the jamb portal from their official site and use your email to login the print the mock exam slip
Jobs/Vacancies / scam by JamesJOS(m): 9:49pm On Mar 23, 2017
scam deleted by me
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Naija Graduate ( Short Story) by JamesJOS(m): 2:19pm On Jan 21, 2017
Nice pls continue

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Romance / Re: Lady Narrates Her Horrible First-date Experience With A Stingy Guy by JamesJOS(m): 8:40am On Nov 16, 2016
Naija girls just like guys to pay for everytin
Politics / Re: Michelle Obama- I Belong To The Kitchen,the Living Room And The Other Room (pix) by JamesJOS(m): 9:57am On Oct 21, 2016
Hmmn.. .

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