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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Enjoys Talking With Me The Bathroom While I Take A Dump! by jaquan(m): 8:55pm On Aug 13, 2008
@seun
i dont think so. she says it makes her feel closer to me.
@rampant
u will see the big deal if only you could smell what i have to deal with. no be ur fault sha>

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Enjoys Talking With Me The Bathroom While I Take A Dump! by jaquan(m): 8:28pm On Aug 13, 2008
@tope2000
you think its funny? embarassed i hope you dont experience such.

@c33b33
i dont think mine can ever be as bad as hers! no way!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Enjoys Talking With Me The Bathroom While I Take A Dump! by jaquan(m): 8:17pm On Aug 13, 2008
i hear you guys!
we have been dating for 3weeks now.

the worst part is that the smell of her dump can sometimes wake up a dead corpse. cry cry

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Romance / My Girlfriend Enjoys Talking With Me The Bathroom While I Take A Dump! by jaquan(m): 7:14pm On Aug 13, 2008
i am presently dating a girl who thinks the best time to have discussions are when i am busy trying to take a dump. the worst part is that she expects me to reciprocate the favor shocked shocked (God help me)

how many of you have ever been in this situation
what was your reaction?
or
what would you do if you were faced with such?

some people said it is part of bonding!!!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Will Be In Nigeria X-mas. by jaquan(m): 8:44pm On Aug 12, 2008
how do u mean??
na swear?
Romance / Re: Who Do You Women Prefer? The Hard Guy Or the "Nice Guy"? by jaquan(m): 7:08pm On Aug 12, 2008
this guy are you really that jobless abeg no the crowd nairaland thread with rubbish hard and nice guy my balls! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Will Be In Nigeria X-mas. by jaquan(m): 4:57pm On Aug 12, 2008
bump!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Will Be In Nigeria X-mas. by jaquan(m): 3:59pm On Aug 08, 2008
@easy going
cool. so what do you do in naija? i hope you are not one of those yahoozeers! cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Chris Anokuru Of Ray Power Fm Yakpotuba Is Dead by jaquan(m): 8:42pm On Aug 07, 2008
what happened to him sad sad i remember listening to his show back then. sad
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Stars Website by jaquan(m): 8:30pm On Aug 07, 2008
lmao@moyola

i guess deepzone is her standing fan. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Celebs In The Closet ( Gay ) by jaquan(m): 8:25pm On Aug 07, 2008
@poster
the don shag you before? cus you sound like you are speaking from 1st hand expeience lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: When You Are Dump By Ur Love What Next? by jaquan(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2008
honey, what are u going on about.
Being coherent is definetely not one of your strongest attributes. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Will Be In Nigeria X-mas. by jaquan(m): 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2008
dude i actually stay in ikeja. cool when are you going
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Will Be In Nigeria X-mas. by jaquan(m): 2:45pm On Aug 05, 2008
sad sadeasybaby it is not that far, before u know it chrismas is here. where do you reside in naija
Nairaland / General / Re: My Favourite Female Member On Nairaland Is Gamine. by jaquan(m): 7:53pm On Aug 04, 2008
ok and u are telling us because,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: About You & How Tall Are You? by jaquan(m): 7:47pm On Aug 04, 2008
i am 3ft 2inches.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Will Be In Nigeria X-mas. by jaquan(m): 6:53pm On Aug 04, 2008
i would be in nigeria this xmas. are there any interesting and fun people here on nairaland to hang out with. its been 4 years since i visited nigeria so i would need a little guidiance. no 419ners abeg.
Romance / Re: What's Abnormal About Not Having A Girlfriend? by jaquan(m): 6:49pm On Aug 04, 2008
which one be lols
Romance / Re: What's Abnormal About Not Having A Girlfriend? by jaquan(m): 6:40pm On Aug 04, 2008
what are yall going on about. dumb nairalanders!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Back In Nija! by jaquan(m): 6:38pm On Aug 04, 2008
buhahaha
Romance / Re: What Do You Think? by jaquan(m): 3:46pm On Aug 04, 2008
david take it easy on her.
young lady is your man working as hard as he should?
if yes, then you walking out of the relationship is nothing short of a cruel act.
Be patient and support him the best you can. i know it aint easy though, but u can try.
Food / Re: African Salad by jaquan(m): 3:34pm On Aug 04, 2008
i am drooling so bad right now. i need to move to a bigger city! cry cry cry
Romance / Re: Who Should Pay On A Date? by jaquan(m): 6:48pm On Aug 01, 2008
whomever eats the most food, pays by default! chikena!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Any Anambrarians Here? by jaquan(m): 6:44pm On Aug 01, 2008
arroy nwa bu rawyer na rondon.
Romance / Re: How Do I Make A Girl Fall? by jaquan(m): 6:39pm On Aug 01, 2008
strategically place a banana pill on her way and watch her fall like a log of wood. thank me later cool
Food / Re: To The Gurls:what Would U Order For If A Guy Takes You To A Fast Food To Eat by jaquan(m): 6:36pm On Aug 01, 2008
akara and akamu with milk!
Celebrities / Re: Rev Chris Okotie Weds Stephanie Henshaw by jaquan(m): 6:22pm On Aug 01, 2008
na correct guy be that! i miss his church.

BTW, pastors preach about not being shallow but yet they can be the most shallow minded people around. sad
Romance / Seriously Is This Weird? by jaquan(m): 6:19pm On Aug 01, 2008
I find girls who are nerds and the housegirl types/ pepper seller types attractive.
is it just me?
Romance / Re: When Is A Guy Ready To Marry? by jaquan(m): 9:13pm On Jul 31, 2008
arghhhhhhhh!!!!!! angry

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Culture / Re: 15 Yr Old Nigerian Donates 10,000 Pairs Of Shoes To Abuja And Anambra by jaquan(m): 4:36pm On Jul 31, 2008
i am guessing cheap payless shoes abi na used shoes from family and friends? lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Being A Lesbian Or Marrying Your Cousin by jaquan(m): 4:33pm On Jul 31, 2008
what do you want us to say??
what happened to all your non-relatives of this world?? abi oti ya were

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