i am presently dating a girl who thinks the best time to have discussions are when i am busy trying to take a dump. the worst part is that she expects me to reciprocate the favor (God help me)

how many of you have ever been in this situation
what was your reaction?
or
what would you do if you were faced with such?

some people said it is part of bonding!!!!

@poster this will help alot because you'll be extremely free with each order.

It is part of koloness.
or she cld be checking out ur adam, to make sure he hasnt been looking at another eve.

roflmao at post
una no go kill 4 nairaland

jaquan:

i am presently dating a girl who thinks the best time to have discussions are when i am busy trying to take a dump. the worst part is that she expects me to reciprocate the favor (God help me)

how many of you have ever been in this situation
what was your reaction?
or
what would you do if you were faced with such?

some people said it is part of bonding!!!!

I just don't know what to say. I feel for you. Apparently, you don't want to return the favour. But for how long have you guys been dating?

i hear you guys!
we have been dating for 3weeks now.

the worst part is that the smell of her dump can sometimes wake up a dead corpse.

jaquan:

i hear you guys!
we have been dating for 3weeks now.

the worst part is that the smell of her dump can sometimes wake up a dead corpse.

lma0!!so u think ure own can't wake up a dead person?If u dont like it tell her!simple!

@tope2000
you think its funny? i hope you dont experience such.

@c33b33
i dont think mine can ever be as bad as hers! no way!

jaquan:

@tope2000
you think its funny? i hope you don't experience such.

im sorry i just cant help myself, the situation is so unreal.
i think u shud call the girl and let her know how you feel

It's no big deal.  It may be that your bathroom time is the only time she can get you to listen to her.

lmao@seun


@topic

i dont see any big deal in it

@seun
i dont think so. she says it makes her feel closer to me.
@rampant
u will see the big deal if only you could smell what i have to deal with. no be ur fault sha>

and wat do u have to deal with jaquan

That's disgusting

I don't talk to anyone while they are in the bathroom.

Even on the phone sef. Once I hear "oh I'm going to to use the bathroom or I'm in the bathroom", I just hang up

Ew.

LMAO @karmamod

but i do it

@ rampant
the smell of her dump from a mile is far from pleasant, now just imagine being a foot away from it.

jaquan:

@ rampant
the smell of her dump from a mile is far from pleasant, now just imagine being a foot away from it.

but wait ooo,so d babe is always watching u ,squeeze ur face wen u r trying to bring the thing out?

@post
jus go there with ur hugo or la coste pefume and tell her u wan2 kill invincible mosquitoes

richo:

@post
jus go there with your hugo or la coste pefume and tell her u wan2 kill invincible mosquitoes

i don laff fall for gutter!

ya i think its fun and normal

Your problem no hard at all. . . . .

Just chop every yamma yamma thing known to man.

By the time u mess alone, she go knw wats up.

ikamefa:

i don laff fall for gutter!

e be like say u too,

doyin, . . . . . . .i think u have a shit fetish

sorri ooo
i kinda feel 4 u
jst let her know how u feeltho

Joseph6:

doyin, . . . . . . .i think u have a shit fetish

hahahahahahahahahaha

This is not love, this is just plain sick

ain't no bigdeal.it will make u guys get closer.it is even crazily romantic.make a mild joke out of her perfumed shit.tell her u love her sooooooooo much and u dont want the smell of her shit to kill u 4 her!

, so she shuld allow u not to stay when she is dumpin so u wont die and be alive to love her more

Kewwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!

omo u berra tell her, but jokingly sha o,
wen my oda half does his dump, omo d place is always temperarily out of service for like d whole day nd omo d smell wear bullet proof against d strongest air fresher, me wey dey miles away from d loo i don almost die talk less of in d same place, ah nooooo, my oda half tells me to beware sef, lol,