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We are like her eating more bananas with shame,got the guts to tell the world /mama/ A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother
calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called
monkey and be proud that your monkey has grown hair."
The girl smiled.
At dinner, the girl told her sister, "My monkey has grown
hair."
Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing, mine is already
eating bananas!"
Their mother fainted right on the dining table...
Lolssssssssssss

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Beta post for the foolish husbands we have in the world,we need for the ladies tuh

I changed skul 2wice and the best 5females chick were my crush, even crush my juniors to death self if not for ego and pride I shud have being a proud player by naw.

They are always dere wif you but due to your taste u just don't see dem as one

Dem all no they play truancy for romance section

Cuz u get laid no matter auo u sakara

When you have ill-suffered to get something to no avail, u take the possible option put to you even if you hate to do it. Don't blame dem blame illiteracy

I can't do it,runs out of thread

Nice

Imagine .......

Na poverty they make person tink like all dose talking bout judgement day,if u gat ur money in surplus it won't b a problem spending it

Werin b mai biz nez,itz like talking to an hungry man wif out giving him fud,they need wat selve gan, yeah privacy

I can't. Xcept for money and sex but she must have litu qualities sha even b4 I enta

I neva for once believe in the holy mary people, no one comes to the father except thru me

A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has
officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus,
the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but
urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless
of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st
anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting
for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he
said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other
really good things for people somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples
that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the
bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I
am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is
ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always
be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you
plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he
was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the
comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its
downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we
can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its
reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind
for the savior’s second coming.

Yeah I use the pentatonic scale to solo and play around wif some songs,it is a must if u wanna knw how to Solo

Stop all d babbling, suddenly d meat pie u do buy daily doesn't have d inner fillings,will u keep buying it without the inner fillings. Back to matter, she shud be able to tell his husband why she changed and if she wud want to keep away,she shud ask herself who she is dressing for, man,husband,God,pastor or herself. Wat I knw is u dress for 3 people. God,ur husband and ur self, I don't care wat anybody is gonna say if my wife is owkay wif it den itz a done deal. You d husband needs to start reading ur bible well so u wud be able to guide her through the right path, man made doctrines God made d bible, ask her dis question,those dat brought xtainity to nigeria,if dey die where wud dey go, wud God send dem to d pit of hell for putting on make-up and jewelries. She shud be able to put done tangible reason why d she change. But u also must love ur wife for who she is and try appreciate ha for wateva change she chooses to go wif. Don't be enslave by doctrine cuz don't dat made dem are bound to change dem but d word of God is above all doctrines and false rules and regulation.

Beta but not as cute as she was known

We don like am

U win wen u learn d mistakes in ur failure

Dem don dey bobo us again

Na dem sabi. Na make me and my family no sick

We're still up in d game,but itz gerrin cold and am sick of tryna making it get back into d 1st time we met. Wen we were both ┌d┐┌r┐┌u┐┌n┐┌k┐in love

It can never work.......i hate women wif potbelle, dis worsen it wif ha plant down or werin dem call d fah son

Rubbish

Abeg make dem make jan........abegiiii

Dont tell me nonsense.......eyin boiz eh gba oju eh....wetin dis op dey talk.....u no see d pix..