₦airaland Forum

Doyou2019:
Why? Are you a sexual pervert or you're the wicked employer who cheats his workers?

am neither of them. just wanna bring out worse sins than aforementioned.

obembet:
https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/11984550/greatest-premier-league-manager-who-deserves-the-title

klopp is the best anytime anyday

terrorism, kidnapping, rape and robbery no dey there.... he must be a fool. Bette remove srxual immorality and wage denial and add these. they are worst sins after murder

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

laff don kill me

Teebaba30:
There is this lady I have been dating now for almost eleven years (11) she was my first love, we started dating while I was still in my final stage of secondary school, things were moving smoothly, as we are both new in the game of love.

I could remembered, then, mtn with their free night calls, we would talk from 12am to 5:00am then, she is the daughter to the king of the town, a well known king in Lagos state, but along the line, as we progress in line, owing to my fine boy of a thing,.

You know we guys when we sense that, it seems all lady want us, due to our cute look, or academic reasons, we take the advantage to flirt, of which she so much detest a cheating guy, she caught me times without number, but still hard for both of us to let go our anyone, after my higher institution,

I relocated to Lagos to start life and keep the hustle real, but this lady was in Lagos with mom, she keep coming to my place even in Lagos, but unfortunately, we lost contact, for seven years, we couldn't reach ourselves, then i decided to relocated to another location in Lagos

But just last month, her call came, that she saw my contact on Facebook, And we try to renew the relationship, that's how we started and doing fine, she's now in her final year At Fountain University, Oshogbo,

Now the problem facing us now is, She is a Muslim, while am a Christian, her parent will never allow her to convert, while my own parent will never allow me to convert, and now we are madly in love, she try to convinced her dad, but all effort was prove abortive.

We love ourselves so much, but religion is the barrier facing us now, we are both planning to run away from the country, she promised to foot all bills for our travelling, but I told her we should try just be friend as our religion is the barrier here now.

If not for the religion issue, we plan to have our introduction this year, and get wedded next year, but religion want to truncate the whole plans,

Pls fellow nairalanders, your advice is urgently needed now, we are both confused, with no option, we can't let go of anyone, and yet we don't want our parent to turn back to us,

She keeps crying everyday, even I myself, and in the state of confused now,.

SHOULD WE QUIT THE RELATIONSHIP OR WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW..?

op true true you be fine boy. reason the lady no wan let this cute thing go

and I heard all the passengers inside that bus paid 4k each to settle the police ppl at Benue border

nawao. RIP to him. you sure say the gf no dey show him puna? so he decided to cross to other side so he go view am privately

nonsense without connection

what happened to the one jackma sent recently

BiafranBushBoy:
Gain a Lucrative Skill

As funny as it may sound, I will tell you that I have never seen any software developer that is looking for a job in Nigeria.

A female friend of mine graduated with accounting and searched for jobs for 8 months without success. I convinced her to learn Software Development as a side skill. Despite not any knowledge of ICT, she pulled through.

Now she works with a new generation bank and earns more than 350,000 Naira as her monthly income. When she gets promoted, the salary would surely increase.

Looking at the job market in Nigeria, I can only recommend two skills for you;

- Software Development (Java, PHP, Python)
- Mobile Application Development

Any of the above is lucrative and would give you a job within 4 months after learning it.
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do you know where o can learn software development in owerri?

Samsung don send many to their graves

nawao abacha loot no dey finish

Tissaia:
Yar'adua wants to unite and uplift this country but he was cut short. May his soul rest in peace.
Gej tried but the corrupt politician unite and frustrated him. Including the northern politician and the corrupt empty vessel Jagaban and his minions.

This time i said the truth, without been tribalistic we know the SW are naturally deceptive but they have respect. unlike SE arrogant and disrespectful.
God bless Nigeria
The corrupt politicians benefit from tribalism and religious fanatics. There u have it

rubbish, nonsense

no news from burutai fighting bokiharam. why is nobody talking

they finally comot Ogun from first four. those on relegation please remain there.

nawao. prostate cancer,? and they told us too much sex reduce the risk of having it

normally a president that values his self esteem and ego of his country will say, Mr. Trump we don't need ur ventilator. but the lifeless man will just smile sheepishly and even sing Trump praises

NaijaOlosho:
Finally

nawao... pussy dey curve too?

at 55 , someone never get sense. I thought she was in her late 30s or so.

what happened to not meeting lifeless man

what a waste. RIP doc

wow... they found the bodydouble too soon.

Don't come out with mask made from clothes thinking you protected. It has 0% protection against viruses. buy the recommended masks or stay at home. Be safe

37 years old overweight pig... heart problems no dey use eye sight overweight people. worst part when coupled with smoking

first time of seeing cute snake

Nancydearie:
Another arrest loading......DSS will soon come for your head. Trust Nigerian government. We are in military regime.

Abba kyari is no more.

Even though they only had mild symptoms, Idris Elba
says he and his wife had their lives “turned around”
after contracting the coronavirus, calling the experience
“definitely scary and unsettling and nervous.”
“You know, everyone’s sort of feeling the way we have
been feeling, but it has definitely been sort of just a
complete upheaval,” he told The Associated Press late
last week.
But the British actor feels that there are life lessons to
be learned, and the pandemic serves as a reminder that
“the world doesn’t tick on your time.”
“I think that the world should take a week of quarantine
every year just to remember this time. Remember each
other. I really do,” he said.
The British actor and his model wife, Sabrina Dhowre
Elba, spoke to the AP as they began a push with the
United Nations to lessen the impact of COVID-19 on
farmers and food producers in rural areas.
“People forget that 80 percent of the poor population
live in these rural areas.” Dhowre Elba said. “What we
are really worried about at the moment, and why we
are launching this fund is that those people are being
forgotten.”
In their new roles as U.N. Goodwill Ambassadors, Elba
and his wife, have joined forces with the United
Nations International Fund for Agricultural
Development (IFAD) to launch the new $40 million
fund. IFAD hopes to raise up to $200 million more from
governments worldwide.
The actor believes people in rural and poor areas are
likely to suffer more in the pandemic.
“If you imagine being in a village where no one even
knows the name of your village or your population, and
that you live in a slum where there is one room and six
of you live in it,” he said. “Social distancing is almost
laughable.
Both Elba and his wife have roots in Africa; Elba’s
parents are from Sierra Leone and Ghana, while Dhowre
Elba is of Somali descent. The pair went to Sierra
Leone in December with the United Nations to see how
IFAD has assisted people there.
Elba said he was particularly concerned as to what the
coronavirus pandemic could do on the continent in
countries already suffering economically.
“We have to think about the forward planning. What’s
what’s the fallout going to be?” he said.
The couple have been recovering in New Mexico,
where the actor was filming when he became sick, but
plan to return to London as soon as they can get a
flight. Elba said he had to miss his 6-year-old son’s
birthday because of the lockdown but he’s “hoping to
see him as soon as I can.”
“We’ve been fortunate,” he added. “We have been
staying in a lovely place that’s been very comfortable
for the time. But we’re looking forward to going home.”

buy he wasn't the director of the tom and jerry we enjoyed in our childhood. meet William Hanna (1940–58) and Joseph
Barbera (1940–58) . the real directors

APC knw oby and sowore very well.

nawao

Bob. com and carry your brother

thanks to Chad