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Romance › Re: Man Kept The Fact That He Had No joystick A Secret From Girlfriend For A Year by jashar(f): 2:43pm On Jun 06, 2015
Maamin:
Ofcourse when dey say he has no joystick does not mean he does not pee, it is not just functional Sexwise ok! kiss
Oh I see. smiley
Romance › Re: Her 1st Time Doing It by jashar(f): 10:34am On Jun 06, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
#IheardThatShìtIn1950
How old are you? shocked
grin
Romance › Re: Man Kept The Fact That He Had No joystick A Secret From Girlfriend For A Year by jashar(f): 10:04am On Jun 06, 2015
Ermmm... lipsrsealed (how does he pee?) lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: . by jashar(f): 9:58am On Jun 06, 2015
Receive the life of Christ.
Family › Re: I'm Scared Of The Future Of My Marriage.. by jashar(f): 9:08am On Jun 06, 2015
In my own humble opinion ooo, the truth really sets free. It may be painful though, but @ least you have no skeletons to hide.
No one would be able to use it to hang a noose over your head.
It's better you tell your fiance now than for him to find out when he is husband.

My humble opinion oooo. cry embarassed
Family › Re: In Law Problems by jashar(f): 8:58am On Jun 06, 2015
OP. Talk true, what happened? Find out what suddenly brought about this behaviour.
Family › Re: I Think My Husband Is Molesting My 3 Months Old Daughter.. Woman Cries by jashar(f): 8:54am On Jun 06, 2015
If you can afford a place of your own, get out of that house with your daughter.

Avoid stories that touch. Don't wait till your child is older and can retain memories for worse to happen.

Paedophile are in the same class as mentally challenged. Cuz how a grown man would be attracted to a child is beyond normal reasoning. undecided

Lord have mercy.
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 5:32pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:
...ermm not so fast,sweery..
.you only juss made top 10!!
angry
@ least, I'm in the running. angry cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 4:38pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:
...not sure if that pervy boy knows difference btw datin request & romance req but anyways....sweery.pls apply b4 the closin date (yor dull details)! smiley
Yes dahlin. Will do. grin

I'm so happyyyyyy...... MrCork is gonna pick meeeeeee.......... grin grin cheesy grin smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2015
yorubaboiy:
lolllllll........abeg no use laff kill me here ooo
winkhehehe...
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 1:03pm On Jun 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Bleaching in progress abi? cheesygrin[/color]
No na toning I dey do. wink grin
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 12:18pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache angry

Name: smiley
Real age please: angry
Commplexsion: cheesy
Body Type: smiley
Coca cola shape or V Shape: wink
Boobsi Shape: wink
Boobsi size: smiley
Thigh Size: smiley
Thigh Shape: wink
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: angry
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +: angry
Can cook or Cant cook: angry
Stay in that Nigeria angry or Move to London Pekam wink

Your answers shall remain connfidential and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS. Cheers!!
angry
This one na Jamb kweshun ooo.
Lemme attempt
Name:Sister Chtisty
Age:25
Complexion: on my way to light skin ;5
Body Type: Sprite
Boobsi shape:NIL
Boobsi type: NIL
Thigh size: NIL
Thigh shape: NIL
Preety
Children:None
Can cook
Move to Peckam; pleeeaaaseeee.

Dats all. cheesy
Romance › Re: PIC: Who Wore It Better.. The Girl Or The Basket? by jashar(f): 12:12pm On Jun 05, 2015
grin cheesy
Hehehe...
cheesy grin
Family › Re: Here’s What This Line On Your Hand Reveals About Your Personality And Life. by jashar(f): 11:48am On Jun 05, 2015
My own no dey dere ooo.

Who am I? huh
Family › Re: My 3 Year Old Was Molested. Please Advise by jashar(f): 12:35pm On Jun 03, 2015
ConfessionsNgr:
I am in terrible pains as I write this. My 3 year old daughter was molested by a neighbor in my compound where I stay. This is a guy that my husband and I have helped severally and I can't just imagine he would do this to us. My husband travels a lot for work and I too work so it's difficult always having to keep an eye on my daughter so I hired a maid to help me look after her whenever I'm not home. I don't know how my maid and this guy connived to do this disgusting act to my 3 year old. I came home and found my daughter crying sick only to investigate and found her bleeding in her private part and it was all swollen. I asked the maid and she told me that the guy came to carry her to his one room apartment to play with her before she heard her scream and rushed to her aid. I started crying and now I have cried my eyes out. I still can't believe that people I help could do this to me. Of course they are both roasting in the police cell now but my major problem now is rehabilitation for my daughter. This happened yesterday and she has been sick since. We have gone to the doctor and gotten drugs for her but the doctor says the psychological trauma will linger on for long. I am so scared and I pray nothing would happen to my only child. I just want to make her happier and to forget about this incidence. Any good advise will be helpful to me now.


Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/97/my-3-year-old-was-molested
If you are in Lagos, take her to Mirabel Centre Lasu. They deal with rape cases. They also have counsellors that help in rehabilitation.

God help us.
Romance › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Date The Girl Who Makes You Laugh by jashar(f): 5:56pm On Jun 02, 2015
SonofMark, biko bia.

A lady with these qualities, can she be termed a sapiosexual?
Romance › Re: Ladies.. Already Made Guy Or Young Ambitious Guy... Who Will You Date? by jashar(f): 3:27pm On Jun 01, 2015
icedbeatz:
one of the major or mostly minor factors dear.
personally I will value and never joke with a girl that started from scratch with me, her opinion will count like a mofo in my decision making matters but now that I'm rich a girl that's with me won't get the kind of respect, influence, attention, care, my queen treatments and love that the one that started from scratch with me gets, not on earth.
That's good to know. smiley
Family › Re: Deep Genuine Marital Relatioship: The Place Of Honesty And Openess by jashar(f): 3:25pm On Jun 01, 2015
dinachi:
Goes without saying that you can only be open and honest with a mature and trusted spouse. In other words, reason why some couples keep stuff from each other is because there is no maturity in the relationship and they certainly don't trust each other.
Exactly. You're so on point.
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Virgin? by jashar(f): 1:33pm On Jun 01, 2015
Yes. I like 'em fresh. kiss
Romance › Re: Ladies.. Already Made Guy Or Young Ambitious Guy... Who Will You Date? by jashar(f): 1:20pm On Jun 01, 2015
Puhllleeezzzzeeeeee..... who wants potential when you can get kinetic?

Me. embarassed

It's a privilege to be part of the making of a man in that sense.
Even if he ends up with another woman, there's this sense of pride in knowing that you were a major factor in his success.
Family › Re: Deep Genuine Marital Relatioship: The Place Of Honesty And Openess by jashar(f): 11:29am On Jun 01, 2015
Maturity and Trust. Key ingredients in marriage.
Family › Re: How Much Is Enough 4A Man 2earn B4 Getting Married, & In Wat City Would That Do? by jashar(f): 11:05am On Jun 01, 2015
It all depends on the man's standard of living.
Also, how understanding the wife-to- be is.
Family › Re: Compilation Of The Funniest, Weirdest Reasons Nigerian Couples Divorce by jashar(f): 3:52pm On May 30, 2015
smiley wink grin cheesy

Eeewwwoooo oooooo. Nigerians. Very germane reasons for a divorce.

And the court did not prosecute the man that opened his mouth and admitted he beats his wife.

undecided.

But they are really funny reasons. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by jashar(f): 9:04am On May 28, 2015
Family › Re: A Nairalander Announce The Arrival Of His New Born Baby Boy by jashar(f): 8:59am On May 28, 2015
kiss @ the baby.

Congratulations.

Hehehe... see as the baby come carry him mama pose...

Blessed child.
Family › Re: Couple Welcomes 100th Grandchild by jashar(f): 8:57am On May 28, 2015
They are really fruitful and multiplying. grin
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by jashar(f): 8:27am On May 28, 2015
grin
I feel elated and special when a fine home-based guy toasts me. There's this rush of power I get anytime it happens.


But what do you expect, I'm dark skinned. cry cry cry

cheesy
Romance › Re: Do We Still Have Ladies With Some Dignity? by jashar(f): 10:37am On May 25, 2015
WebSurfer:
i do not want to believe you are one of them, at least not yet. if you cant identify things females should probably do instead of a guy in the house, then ? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Then what?

Please, tell me the things females should do in the house.

All of those things you think should be done are based on personal and most times cultural perspectives.

You and your babe decides who does what in YOUR home.

Namaste.
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Girls Love Using Blackberry Phones? by jashar(f): 9:53am On May 25, 2015
Thugnificient:
don't mind them jare.. i bought a Q10 at 35k last month even by luck o.. i enjoyed using the phone but these people's comments is making me feel like i just throw my money inside koto
I just got a Q5 this month. I'm loving it too. embarassed
Romance › Re: Is Marrying A Virgin Still Trendy? by jashar(f): 9:40am On May 25, 2015
I'll keep saying it. All those pros that are good in bed were once virgins.

A virgin can become great in bed, just be patient to teach her shhhessshhhhh....

You're even better off with her cuz you can encode her with your own personal programming.

To answer ya question @ OP, chastity can never go out of style.

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