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Family › Re: Solving Your Problem Through Ifa / Oracle by jashar(f): 2:16pm On Mar 25, 2015
At the mention of the name (Jesus) every knee would bow and every tongue would confess...

JESUS IS LORD. cheesy grin smiley
Family › Re: Joel3 Want To Give Up On Sex And Women by jashar(f): 1:50pm On Mar 25, 2015
Ermmmm OP, I don't mean to sound somehow ooo but ehn, you can try improving on your grammar.

Forget sex for now and do some personal development.

smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies Defend Yourselves Now!and Y Do Like Ready Made Man Wen U Are Not?(photos) by jashar(f): 1:15pm On Mar 25, 2015
tongue grin cheesy

Which kin package na?

Who wan suffer for this life?

bashingisallowed tongue grin
Romance › Re: Black Ladies , How Do You Cope ? by jashar(f): 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2015
K9blunt:
noted.
thanks
You're welcome.
Romance › Re: Black Ladies , How Do You Cope ? by jashar(f): 12:46pm On Mar 25, 2015
'Black skin'- I dislike that term. Cuz no one is truly black but dark skinned.
Any way, na lie joorrrr......
If not, no dark skin lady for don marry.
OP, your problem/challenge is low self esteem.

Do you know that it's the way you perceive your self that others see you? See yourself as beautiful and people would acknowledge your beauty.

Don't try to copy others, you're unique in your individuality. Have good physical hygiene, dress in clothes that fit you and have a pleasant attitude.
BTW, bleaching is dangerous to ya health. cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons You Should Marry A Doctor by jashar(f): 9:16am On Mar 25, 2015
undecided *sighs*

Oya,please give me 10 reasons to marry a teacher cuz that's where I'm inclined.
Romance › Re: Please Help Am Getting Addicted To It …… by jashar(f): 8:50am On Mar 25, 2015
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What's Your Favorite Romance Section Moniker??? by jashar(f): 8:49am On Mar 25, 2015
immortalvoices:
Okay...u want me to do dis... lolz

Hmmm..

...The voices...I hear are as a result of me effectively reaching out to these people (the masses therein; among which are the handicaps, the less privilege, the poor, the voiceless and the oppressed)

Whenever they are in pains...they cried out and I "HEAR their VOICES...reminding me that I can't afford to fail them because if I do generations..yet unborn will not forgive me!

I hear voices....and their solution comes from IMMORTAL (God) + VOICES (man) of which I am only but a vessel hahahaha an errand boy

Too long? lolz...u asked for it..

Thanks dear
Chhhhheeeeeiiiiiii smiley wink.
Deep is you oooooo....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What's Your Favorite Romance Section Moniker??? by jashar(f): 10:09pm On Mar 24, 2015
wink
immortalvoices:
I'm honored thanks dear
Mention, mention cheesy
Btw, which voices do you hear? wink
Romance › Re: Three Gay Men Weds In World’s Trio Same S Ex Marriage (SHOKING PHOTOS) by jashar(f): 8:30pm On Mar 24, 2015
Boxer007:
This is beautiful. Hey guys, Scientist in China have finally created a Pill that can make men get pregnant thru the asss annnnus. This is great news for all men. Yippppy
You+ the scientist in China well so?

Nigeria is a no gay zone, so you're in the wrongest place.
Be like say you miss road.

Oya, find ya way comot for here jare...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What's Your Favorite Romance Section Moniker??? by jashar(f):
Acidtalk
Immortal voices
190
MadCow
Enegod
Orikinla
Acidosis
Romance › Re: ADVICE:: TRUE LIES ABOUT SEX IN R-SHIP (must Read) by jashar(f): 6:46pm On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Oh. . . Continue in sin? Been aroused is now sin? Interesting smiley[/color]
Sweerie, you're obviously not getting me.
Being aroused can lead me to sin; so, I'd rather not get aroused.
What's the point of getting turned on when I can't go all the way?
E no follow na smiley
Romance › Re: ADVICE:: TRUE LIES ABOUT SEX IN R-SHIP (must Read) by jashar(f): 3:23pm On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Get aroused outside of marriage? You mean to tell me you've never had urge for sex before? You've never been aroused before? Irrespective of what fired the arousal. It doesn't mean it's a sin. I'm speaking as a Christian as well. grin That[/color]
Like durrrrhhhh.... Of course I've had the urge for sex before. I be human being naaaa... When that happened, I excused myself from the equation; I fled.
My point is, will I keep putting myself in situations where I will be aroused?
NO.
'Shall we continue in sin so that grace will abound? God forbid'.
Food › Re: Weird Baby Shower Cakes (viewers' Discretion Kinda Advised) by jashar(f): 3:14pm On Mar 24, 2015
cry cry
cry . Making me feel somehow. These cakes are gruesome. Make person no carry this kin cake come my baby shower ooooo
I will smash the cake on the floor. smiley
Romance › Re: ADVICE:: TRUE LIES ABOUT SEX IN R-SHIP (must Read) by jashar(f): 2:47pm On Mar 24, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Kissing is not sin but could lead to sin. Fine. You said something about been aroused when you kiss/have thoughts run through your mind. That's not a sin either I guess. It's completely normal for a human. Or is it a sin to be aroused?

My point is, it's not out of place morally and scripturally to kiss if you can/will hold back.[/color]
My dear, outside of marriage, It is an appearance of evil. I'm speaking as a Christian now ooo and the Bible says to flee the appearance of evil.
As humans, we like to test our limits and conquer them. You and your partner are kissing for instance, how long will you be able to stop @ just kissing ehn?
Jesus himself said if you look @ a person with lust in your heart, you have committed fornication already.
Why then would I want to get aroused outside of marriage?
Romance › Re: Signs She Wont Be A Good Wife by jashar(f): 1:11pm On Mar 24, 2015
youngsahito:
I neva c anybdy n I dnt mind if na u he go be...
Huh!!!
Romance › Re: Signs She Wont Be A Good Wife by jashar(f): 8:09am On Mar 24, 2015
OP never ready to marry be that.cheesy
Romance › Re: ADVICE:: TRUE LIES ABOUT SEX IN R-SHIP (must Read) by jashar(f): 8:31am On Mar 23, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Is kissing a sin?[/color]
No. But it depends on the context
In the context of a relationship it could lead to sin.
When you're in a relationship, and you kiss your partner, how do you feel?
What thoughts run through your mind?
Are you aroused or not?

But in marriage, kissing doesn't lead to sin. You kisscan go allllllll the way.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Give Me A Good Reason To Love And Marry A Nigerian Girl??? by jashar(f): 6:27pm On Mar 22, 2015
ITbomb:
Change the company of girls you keep and where you pick them.

You can't keep drinking water from the gutters and keep complaining that all waters in Nigeria is dirty
angry. No mind am.

OP,how many Nigerian girls have you met sef?
Family › Re: SHOCKING!! See The Biggest Baby In The World by jashar(f): 10:30am On Mar 19, 2015
Sumo baby... cheesy
Her mama no fit back her again oooo
She looks very hug-able though.
Family › Re: See What A Father Did To His Daughter.....pics Not Appealing *beware* by jashar(f): 10:00am On Mar 19, 2015
You can contact Project Alert on violence against women and young girls. It's an NGO I used to work with in Lagos.
Phone number 08180091072
Address 21 Akinsanya Street, Ojodu Berger Lagos.

They'll be able to help out.
hisableplc:
I was on my way out to my farm and i heard noise of people condemning the act i asked what happened and i was told a father cut her daughter over the night with blade, reason for going to help a neighbor to do domestic work. I traced my way to the school of the child and found the little girl named Mary Olutayo the name of the school withheld I ushered them to the nearest police station tried to call my lawyer for instructions as regards human rights went out of airtime while speaking to one Mrs Aderonke who is a human right activist.
At the police the teacher were asked #3000 i insisted its not done and the case must be handled they walked me out of the station when they heard i involved my lawyer and told the teachers to wait in one of the offices

Please i need this to reach out to Nigerians and stop all this undue process, Child abuse by parents or anyone and the police not demanding for ransom to discharge their duties

This happend in Ejigbo environs.
Romance › Re: Share If You Ever Escaped Sex by jashar(f): 9:59am On Mar 18, 2015
I like your camera. What make is it?

Are you a photog? @ OP
Romance › Re: Please House, Urgent Advice Needed by jashar(f): 9:31am On Mar 18, 2015
Hmmm
Thinking mode activated....

Brb
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by jashar(f): 9:27am On Mar 18, 2015
My Celebrity crushes are listed as follows; cheesy
1. Tyler Perry.
2. Michael Ealy.
3. Banky W.

Thank you.
Romance › Re: Groom Fails Math Test; Indian Bride Walks Out Of Wedding by jashar(f): 9:16am On Mar 18, 2015
Ipledge:
and you think Thats d best option....smh
Smh back @ u sweerie. tongue
Family › Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by jashar(f): 8:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
reaky:
If u understand d language of konji
Hmmm you will even do more than me
angry


grin grin grin





When she say baby am not in d mood
And you have been having ere*c*tion for d past 30mins and counting..............



Let me know what you will do
You provoke gaaannnn...

Hehehe...

Fortunately for me, me and konji have no business. Cuz, I'll never know what it means to have an e.r.e.c.t.I.o.n.
cheesy wink
Romance › Re: How Many Woman Can Do These To Save Their Man<pics> by jashar(f): 3:13pm On Mar 17, 2015
Lala247:
Lol cant even get good yam here just puna yam u knw the ghana one
Ehyaaaahhhh!!! And no, I don't know puna yam.
Romance › Re: How Many Woman Can Do These To Save Their Man<pics> by jashar(f): 3:02pm On Mar 17, 2015
Lala247:
Lol egg with no bread no plantain no yamm

Gurl thats dry now
*P my dear, na so the thing do me today ooo...

cheesy I just ate the yam 10mins ago... cheesy
Family › Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by jashar(f): 2:46pm On Mar 17, 2015
reaky:
Bullshoit indeed
I will simply cary or drag her to shower
Wash it off myself
LOL. Bros ee, cool down now. Haba, na so the thing do you reach smiley cheesy grin
Romance › Re: ( PICS) Ladies & Gentle Men Can U Pick Up This Child If You See It On The Road by jashar(f): 12:35pm On Mar 17, 2015
huh undecided
Ahn ahn now...

Why would you refer to a child as IT?
Nuffair joorrrrr


Anyway, he's cute in a mousey sort of way.
Could also be a golliwog doll...

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