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This thread don turn battle of the sexes.

Eating fried egg and watching...

But in actual sense, love can make you do things you swore you would never do.

Nsogbu a di.

Thank God ooo...

End time yam.[s][/s]

She's letting friends and family know her location to avoid stories that touch in case something goes wrong.

Too many ritualists out there.

Every one has to be security conscious and vigilant

Naughty you @ PS. .

striktlymi:
Hehehe...

To think that I was waiting for you to get married before I start searching for a girlfriend.

Anyways, I will start thinking of getting married when I find a suitable lady.

PS: I don't like being anyone's best man joor. The last time I was asked to be one, my excuse was that I was taller than the groom and wouldn't want to steal the show from him.

Me Day- a day to not think of anything work or family related. Just be by yourself and think of yourself for just that day...


Alas...

Unique

correct babe. Despising the shame and refusing to settle for less.

Cheeeiii God ooo...
Some peope get brain ooo and utilise it efficiently...

Beautiful analysis

Bia OP, you well so?

I don't like it.

The times I've heard it, I felt insulted and told all 'em dudes never to use it on me.

Nice one OP but it's better if no kissing is involved.

Little foxes...

Oya now... Lolzzz

Cutehector:
lol. Should I help u to start?

Hmmmm... My dear, if I start ehn, the whole of nairaland pages would not be enough for me to count my blessings.
But in summary, it just boils down to the conclusion that I know God doesn't make mistakes and I am blessed to be born as a female to be a blessing

Cutehector:
lol so wat r d things dat make up d good days

See ya head.

Dotwillis1:
1. You can have a good low cut that will suit your look, believe me!
2. You eat lots of chocolates, candy sweet sweet sweet things
3. Lazy sweetheart
4.Why do you wanna travel far and wide? Are yhu a news?
5. I wish too

Honey, there are aome days you just feel like crap. Those are the bad days. But my good days by far outweigh my bad days, so therefore, in conclusion, my good days are the times I know I'm blessed to be a lady.

Cutehector:
if u love bein a lady deb u wouldn't mention all dese things

OP bia, answer me this question 1st.

How many girls have dumped you too? Is your own slate clean?

1.Wish I don't have to make my hair. Sometimes,I get bad hair days and the hair just won't comply.
2. Period.
3. Wish I didn't have to cook sometimes. I'm tired, I get back home late from work and I still have to cook. Sheesh
4.Wish I could travel far and wide anytime I want. But my mom be like,'you can't go there, it's late, the country is not safe'. Meanwhile, my brother took a road trip from Nigeria to Malawi and he was allowed.
5. Wish the double standard thing would just stop.

But I love being a lady. it rocks. .

Biko, how did it go?

And what post was it?

By receiving the life of Christ.

proximity0:
Inner peace-u say, how easy is it obtainable?

None.

OmoAlata1:
Golden Shower is pretty common. you just find it disgusting cos it is new to you. He can pee on her legs or belly. and she can take a shower afterward. it is just pee, kini big deal?

Eeewwww....

1 question. are you used to guys peeing on you?

... To be continued shey...

Sheesshhhh....

Some people can borrow trouble ooo...
Ki ni big deal

I will live in peace.

Namaste

No...

BTW, sex isn't cheap.

You need inner peace and I know the only true source.

JESUS.

Mr.Peckam oooooo..
.

MrCork:
SPEK ENGLISH GADEMMMMIT... Village gyal! (no oofeinse)

Nsogbu di kwa oooo...

If you say so, if you say so.

Blackett:
Seriously. You no believe me?

Hehehe...
No offence?
You well so?

abi na MPD dey do you? Lolzzz

Blackett:
Zed is an impersonator.

...
Eeewooo oooo.... Nairalanders....
Hehehe

Like y'all didn't get his point


Let him tell the wife to do kegel exercises.

Lolzzz