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Nairaland General › Re: November 13th Is My..... by jashar(f): 7:11pm On Nov 13, 2014
Merry birthday. Have.a blast. smiley
Education › Re: OAU Bans Kissing And Intimate Activities In Campus by jashar(f): 9:26am On Nov 13, 2014
kissmy alma mata. Hehehe.
Ehn for that to be effective, they must stop 'night reading' esp @ agric, grin AUD1 n2.
Motion ground should also be barricaded @ night.
Great Things happen there. cheesy grin
Hehehe
Romance › Re: When You Get Hurt, What Makes You Feel Better? by jashar(f): 8:52pm On Nov 12, 2014
Biko my brother ehn, no such thing as 'hurted'. Hurt is hurt.

To answer your question, I keep to myself for awhile.
Romance › Re: 95% Of Girls In Nigeria Are Only Good For Sex And Nothing Else. by jashar(f): 12:27pm On Nov 10, 2014
Please, all the men that agree with the OP should stop folloowing naija girls naaaa. Simple and short. There are lots of fishes in the ocean.(Iftheywillputupwithallyourbullshit). kiss
Romance › Re: What You Should Do When He Starts Beating You Up by jashar(f): 10:47pm On Nov 06, 2014
What are you saying?
huh
Cholls:
my sister is the organization you work with named put asunder or helps to amend the relationship?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can You Be A Full-time Housewife? by jashar(f): 6:00pm On Nov 06, 2014
huhmaka why naaa? huh huh
It's not about money now oo. It transcends making money but fulfilling my destiny. I know I'm not destined to be a housewife. But it could work for some people shaa oooo. Different strokes...
Romance › Re: What You Should Do When He Starts Beating You Up by jashar(f): 5:52pm On Nov 06, 2014
You're welcome. cheesy
divAnnie:
Thanks 4 the advice
Romance › Re: What You Should Do When He Starts Beating You Up by jashar(f): 5:45pm On Nov 06, 2014
My dear,quit the relationship. He will definitely beat the lady if they get married.
Don't marry such a man. You have no reason to trust me but believe me it's better to be single than in an abusive marriage.
I work with an organisation that deals with abused women. I know what I see, stories that touch...
Romance › Re: 5 Annoying Things Girls Do That Guys Overlook. by jashar(f): 7:57am On Nov 06, 2014
Your sense of smell is acute.
grin
Simkreative:
Another 5 types stuff
I smell front page smiley
Romance › Re: Tips On What To Discuss About On A First Date With A Lady?? by jashar(f): 7:45am On Nov 06, 2014
winkNo p. Bbbyyyyyeeeeee
tempem:
Lol, you're right... You too... Catch up with you somewhere else then.
Romance › Re: Attitudes Of Guys Towards Ladies Undies by jashar(f): 7:35am On Nov 06, 2014
winkHe smokes weed. No blame am.
BreezyRita:
And that is relevant to this thread becausehuh?
Romance › Re: Tips On What To Discuss About On A First Date With A Lady?? by jashar(f): 7:26am On Nov 06, 2014
tempem:
Lol.. You could have gotten your assumption right, if you had asked me.
It's true sha. Anywaizzz I guess we are derailing this thread. Have a great day today.cheesy
OP no vex ooo.
Romance › Re: Tips On What To Discuss About On A First Date With A Lady?? by jashar(f): 10:41pm On Nov 05, 2014
tempem:
I'm gud, no rain, but there is cold up to this present moment.
Oops. My bad. I assumed you were in Lagos. embarassed
Romance › Re: Tosyne2much Is Sick! Wish Him Quick Recovery by jashar(f): 1:37pm On Nov 05, 2014
6 ways to wish tosynetoomuch quick recovery.
1. Get well sooncheesy
2. Pele
3.Ndo o
4.Sorry.
5.You are healed IJN.
6. It is well with you.
Romance › Re: The opposite sex Wearing Glasses, How Do They Appeal 2 You? by jashar(f): 1:30pm On Nov 05, 2014
sleekyjay:
lolz, oya tell me biko..
Me likey!
#noStringsAttached
#inmyvoice#
You look so cute with your glasses on.cheesy
Romance › Re: Woman Wrappers. Woe Betide You All by jashar(f): 1:27pm On Nov 05, 2014
dowjones:
We are all bosses. i call all my friends "boss" cos we designed as bosses.

Optimus Prime till we die.
Because you said Optimus Prime, I won't talk again.
Romance › Re: The opposite sex Wearing Glasses, How Do They Appeal 2 You? by jashar(f): 1:15pm On Nov 05, 2014
kissI love me a nerd. My current beau wears glasses. He's so cute with his rectangular frames. cheesy he doesn't like it when I say he is cute though. embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Can Make You Reject A Guy ? by jashar(f): 1:08pm On Nov 05, 2014
KAYCEEJUNIOR:
*****faints******
#poursrainwateronhim#


cheesygrin

A guy that I can't have meaningful, intelligent and deep conversation with.
And many more....
Romance › Re: Tips On What To Discuss About On A First Date With A Lady?? by jashar(f): 12:51pm On Nov 05, 2014
tempem:
Lol.. And that's what the concluding part says ... Hope you're enjoying your day?
I am despite the rain. Thanks for asking. U nko?
Romance › Re: Tips On What To Discuss About On A First Date With A Lady?? by jashar(f): 8:42am On Nov 05, 2014
tempem:
LOL. tell her the facts,
1. Ask her if she's here for marriage in view or sex?
2. Tell her to be honest when answering that first question.
3. She'll obviously choose marriage, though... And you too will sure like that pretence, 'cause you had picked sex right after setting your eyes on her, and you sure want that to be oblivious to her.
4. Tell her you know where to draw the lines if she cunningly demand for sex, too often..... And you might end up not getting married to her but dump her
5. Tell her, if you find her amazing, mehn!! You'll stay forever, she won't be the one to force you stay,
6. No exorbitant demands, 'cause you are not doing that in exchange for sex, and if she wants it that way, you'll enjoy the time being too... Finally you discharge her like a spoil. Demands aren't bad, but she should know the limit.
Lol...you might not necessarily say these in the first date. ... Just be firm and kind.. But use your power of reasoning in discerning what I meant.
Ahn ahn bros eeee.
1st dates are not meant to be sooo serious now. grin
OP just be fun and a bit flirty. Make her feel @ ease by gisting about stuffs you both like. Please don't come on too strong.
Romance › Re: Body And Beauty by jashar(f): 8:31am On Nov 05, 2014
kiss oversense is doing you OP. kiss
Romance › Re: Lol by jashar(f): 8:26am On Nov 05, 2014
How you take know him dey stare @ u ehn OP?
If men and woomen don't 'socialise' how do people get married?
undecided huh
Romance › Re: 56 Facts About Women by jashar(f): 8:14am On Nov 05, 2014
Op please define facts for me.
Romance › Re: The Most Beautiful Thing A Guy Can Say To A Girl...♥♡♥♡ by jashar(f): 4:51pm On Nov 03, 2014
1,5,7 are sweet kiss
2,3,4,6,8 na wash jare undecided
Romance › Re: Things Men Consider Before Committing To A Relationship by jashar(f): 4:55pm On Nov 01, 2014
#9 applies to all the insecure guys. Those type of guys that will tell their wives not to work after marriage. Shhhiiioooorr. Are you kidding me? In this day and age? SMH.
Romance › Re: What Do U Have To Say About Sex Before Marriage? by jashar(f): 7:39am On Oct 31, 2014
With all due respect, not everyone shares your religious beliefs. If you say it's wrong before God,the sad truth,is some people don't believe in Him. Respect opinions without bashing.
Me,I'ma Christian, ergo tis wrong. kiss
Romance › Re: 10 Things Girls Should Never Say To Guys Ever.! by jashar(f): 9:52am On Oct 25, 2014
naijaboiy:
go joor angry
Ok. Byee...
mesoade:
is this why you quoted the whole post?
Don't mind me jare. cheesy
Romance › Re: 10 Things Girls Should Never Say To Guys Ever.! by jashar(f): 8:32am On Oct 25, 2014
naijaboiy:
Be matured jor undecided
No need naaa. Aren't you mature enough for 2? Don't be stingy, share the maturity. grin kiss
Romance › Re: 10 Things Girls Should Never Say To Guys Ever.! by jashar(f): 8:11am On Oct 25, 2014
jejemanito:
WTF is wrong with you?
Hehehe. Hmmm lemme think.
Sugar rush
Romance › Re: 10 Things Girls Should Never Say To Guys Ever.! by jashar(f): 7:52am On Oct 25, 2014
naijaboiy:
I hope you didn't have a nightmare? undecided

Did you have to quote all that huh
Uncle,e pain u? How e consign u? cheesy tongue
Romance › Re: 10 Things Girls Should Never Say To Guys Ever.! by jashar(f): 7:11am On Oct 25, 2014
LEERICIST:
There are things guys love to hear, and things that can
leave them cold and bitter. Read these ten things girls
should never say to guys to know more.

#1 YOUR FRIEND IS SO CHARMING! : Did you meet a new
friend of his who looks gorgeous or is so charming you
felt your pants slipping down by itself? Just don’t tell
your guy anything about it, especially if you haven’t
complimented your guy about the same trait earlier.
A guy would find it complimenting if you tell him he has
really good friends. But if you compliment his friend with
any traits that your own man lacks in, he’d feel more
insecure and even get angry with you and his friend.

#2 WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU'VE FAILED? : Guys are
pretty competitive when it comes to succeeding,
especially when it comes to work or earning more money.
If your boyfriend’s trying something new and you see
him failing miserably, don’t tell him that straight to his
face.
Ever heard of the midlife crisis? Well, that’s what
happens to men who feel like failures. If you say it out
loud that he’s a failure, he may hate you for it or try
even harder and frustrate himself more.

#3 MY EX DID IT, WHY CAN'T YOU? : Never say the word ‘ex’
and ‘you’ in the same sentence unless you’re
complimenting your guy. Guys hate being compared,
especially with your exes. Along the same lines, don’t tell
him you’ve had sex with many guys or even compare him
and his body parts with your past lovers. You’ll end up
working him up and making him feel really insecure in
bed.

#4 CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO THAT GUY? : This is definitely
dangerous grounds. Unless you’re asking your boyfriend
to introduce you to a celebrity friend of his, never tell a
guy this line. If you seem excited to meet a friend of his,
or end up flirting with another guy in front of your
boyfriend, there’s a good chance your boyfriend may
walk away insulted or infuriated.

#5 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT? : Don’t
ever yell at him or put him down in front of his friends or
family. Guys can’t take that very well. As much as they
want to impress girls, they still like to be portrayed by
their best sides in front of family and friends.
If you ever yell at a guy in public or in front of others,
you’ll emasculate him and he’ll spend a lot of time away
from you, plotting ways to get even with you for
humiliating him. You won’t be in a relationship anymore,
you’ll be in a war zone. (A guy will only accept this poo from you if you're the "MAN" in the relationship)

#6 I'VE DATED BETTER GUYS : This is a low blow of the worst
kind. Of all the things girls should never say to guys, this
is one that will definitely end up ruining the relationship
forever. It’s almost like a one way street to the end of
the relationship with no place to turn back.
If you tell him he’s not good in bed or that he doesn’t
turn you on, he may end up walking out of your life.
After all, he’s humiliated, bitter and he’s going to
remember those words every time he gets into bed with
you.

#7 NO, DON'T... I'LL DO IT MYSELF : Guys like feeling like
they control the direction of the relationship. At the
same time, they also like offering help or feeling
important by advising you or helping you carry those big
bags or fixing your window. If you stop him from helping
you every time he tries to show off his protective
instincts and strength, he’ll subconsciously assume that
you don’t think he’s capable of doing anything
important.

#8 YOU'RE SO IMMATURE : This single sentence can change
a guy from behaving like a spoilt child and transform him
into a sober man who’s walking to someone’s grave. And
that’s not a good thing either. He’ll hate you for always
behaving like a mum and treating him like a brat. And
chances are, he may even try to cheat on you just to
feel himself again. (A girl told me this poo once, I dumped her ass right there and then!)

#9 YOU ARE SO INSECURE : Your boyfriend may feel insecure
often, especially when you’re a sexy girl who gets a lot
of attention all the time. But he wouldn’t want to hear
that line out loud, especially from you. It makes him feel
helpless and weak. And if you ever say this line in the
middle of an argument, he’s definitely going to get really
annoyed with you and himself.
And to make sure he proves he’s not insecure, he may
avoid you and spend more time with other girls. And
when you speak of it, he may urge you to speak with
other guys too. And what starts off as a little argument
could turn into an ego war that’ll hurt both of you.

#10 WE NEED TO TALK :The fact that you want to talk
about something serious with your guy is a good sign
for the relationship. But when you walk up to him and
say “we need to talk,” he’ll just clam up or go
completely on the defensive because he’ll assume you’re
going to accuse him of something bad.
Instead of starting a relationship conversation with this
line, try to ease the blow on him slowly by just talking
about what you have in mind in an easy manner that
would help him open up instead of shutting himself up.

So the next time you’re having a fun conversation with a
guy, remember these ten things girls should never say to
guys and refrain from using it, unless you’re looking to
pick a fight!
Ok ooo.
Romance › Re: One Wrong Turn......true Story by jashar(f): 7:54pm On Oct 24, 2014
ugwum007:
forgive me but looking at ur profile pic, even a blind man wil want to continue being blind on meeting u.
Chei bro,maka why naaa? That was too harsh to say to a lady. Especially a young girl. Ehnnn...

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