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silversonuc:
i.was gonna wait for BUBU to come bk so i hand his country over to him bfore leaving, d country even d continent don taya me, buh its obvious even he doesnt wanna return to d country he is president, sweery wat are we waiting for,.meet me at oshodi by 6pm, we sleep in my house nd we leave very early in the morning,

rightwingz:
u dull wella.
S3x is very important in marriage or relationship. If there is problem or misunderstanding between couples, if you like carry the matter go meet pope or adeboye for settlement, it will never work unless s3x take place.
Marital problem settle itself after s3x.

That your neighbor that fight with his wife every night, watin dey cos am? you think say na Buhari matter? na conjie

Ask any married person, even your pastor.

I'm not dull. Just asked you a question.



In your case, you don't have to get married if s.ex is all that matters to you. And FYI, i never underestimated the power of s.ex.

MrHighSea:
ur still dia? I'm very close to Jupiter. Some news dy make food sour instanta.

Lolzz... Na silversonuc i dey wait for ooo. He suppose arrange our flight schedule.

Help me greet the High Lords of Jupiter when you get there.

I might do a stop over on my way to Mercury just to say 'my hallos'.....

rightwingz:
Who nor go, nor know.............I have been in an ugly relationship of which i masturbate to satisfy my s3xual feelings.
She was very nice, godly and have a good career(Lawyer) but i couldn't continue because i can not masturbate in my whole life and she doesn't give me chance to talk to other lady.

The guy is right. Shape of pvssy is very important to avoid future break up or cheating.

AS FOR ME.
1. I CAN NEVER MARRY A LADY THAT IS CIRCUMCISED. i like raw and uncut clitz.
2. I CAN NEVER MARRY A LADY THAT IS ALWAYS DRY.
3. I CAN NEVER MARRY A LADY THAT WILL NO GIVE OR TAKE ORAL S3X
4. I CAN NEVER MARRY A LADY THAT DOES NOT CREAM OR SQUIRT
5. I CAN NEVER MARRY A SLIM GIRL because I MIGHT CHEAT ON HER WITH A CURVY GIRL.

The list goes on and on....
It is very important to see s3xual part of each other before proposal.

No offence matey... but, are you well?

MrHighSea:
hey, hold it dia. Ur goin no wia.

ahhh... fi mi si le ooo

The rate at which I read weird sh*t on this NairaLand ehn, I cannot take it, I say I cannot take it.

silversonuc:
ma dear me sef

that picture is Epic. Rotfl

Let us come and be going then. Biko, when is the next space shuttle leaving? We fit enter boot or luggage area.

thorpido:
in life,there are always bad stories and good stories.You can choose to pay more attention to the good ones.

Everyone can get married.That line that 'marriage is not for everyone' is not true.Everyone who can love,understand what sacrifice and selflessness are,have patience as a virtue (or get it),can forgive and put others into consideration can marry.

Are your parents married?Did you learn one or two things from them?Even if they had a troublesome marriage or divorced,did you still learn something from them?
Marriage is for you as long as you can be that person in my first paragraph.Even if you are not exactly like that,you can work at it.
Love is important in marriage.You will find someone you love(I hope you are not one of those people who have hardened their hearts and choose not to love).Find someone who compliments you.Someone you share similar interests and have similar outlook to life.You will find the person by making friends with the opposite sex and having conversations.

Do not beat your wife no matter what.Separate or divorce if you are being abused.The most important thing is knowing and choosing who you want to marry. Know the temparament of the person you want to marry.For instance,I don't like women with foul mouths.I couldn't be married to one.My wife has never given me a reason to say I'm even tempted to beat.Choice is very important in marriage.Lay the foundation properly.

Marry a God-fearing woman and be a God-fearing man.Spirituality is important.Life is spiritual.If you are not grounded spiritually and your wife is not,cheating may be expected.There are different age ranges where men and women peak sexually.For wome it's usually around late 20s to early 40s.Arrange your marriage and work schedule such that you have time for each other.Try to spice up your sexual life too.Don't just stick with the missionary position.Also go out once in a while.Leave the confines of your room and house.Lodge in hotels once in a while.

If you do not like fat women,DON'T marry one.Don't marry a woman with a tendency to get fat too.Look at the mother/family of the one you want to get married to.Check that it's not a family of fat people.Women do add weight when they get pregnant.However,that weight can be shed after childbirth.You may have to help and encourage your wife to shed the weight.MARRY a woman who has some degree of body consciousness too and is careful about her shape.EVERYONE should exercise.Marry someone who at least gets to do some exercise.My wife goes through an exercise regimen every time she gives birth.

cc:jackofall
jashar

Daddy has spoken.

Selah...

EmperorTech:
Your threads, majority, always centered on job vacancies.

EmperorTech:
You re an agent, a job agent?

EmperorTech:
It shows clearly, your dp!

EmperorTech:
Your teeth, lovely!

EmperorTech:
Ronaldinho!

ericsmith:
God must av compensated yu wit endowed brain ... flaunt ur CV

..abi oooo

Thank you jare...

At least, I ain't missing out on all sides....

ericsmith:
only z dat,,, wu knws wat yu sef dey hide fr behind !!

kikiki....

Onwegi anything there.

Straight and proud

ericsmith:
its only natural .... #u have it yu flaunt it
if dats ur pix i feel ur pain

yorhmienerd:
I'm sure you miss the sarcasm