 Romance › Re: Please!!! Save A Friend From Future Heartbreak by jasonex4(op): 2:20pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
CaptainJeffry:
You, sorry your guy is the general overseer of the church of friendzone. Lol... Bt atleast e de collect e share of d chooku chooku na... |
| Romance › Please!!! Save A Friend From Future Heartbreak by jasonex4(op): 6:56am On Jan 21, 2018*. Modified: 7:33am On Jan 21, 2018 |
Just wanted to share dis... It might be long, so please bear with me...
A friend of mine has a girlfriend that he intends to settle down with towards the end of this year, he loves her a lot, and has never cheated on her...
In the beginning it ws all rosy, until trust started becoming an issue... She always refused to visit him at his base (because currently he isn't based in her state of residence) ,but always travelled to go and visit another guy in another state in the name of friendship.... The worst part was that a week to her birthday, she almost quarrelled with her boyfriend just so that she could get a reason to go and spend the weekend with this her male friend (whom she still went to meet that weekend)....
Fast forward to her birthday earlier this week... My guy posted a lovely message for her on his fb wall, and when it was time for her to appreciate people, she just appreciated everyone generally.... My friend was just wondering why she didnt mention his name (unto boo tins) and so he asked her.. But the babe turned it into a quarel.... That she cannot mention his name in public.... And that if she does that, then that means she would have to mention the names of every other person.. They quarrelled about it and then settled, but my guy is still wondering why she won't be bold enough to mention his name and is already suspecting that maybe she has other guys who she doesnt want to upset... He has confronted her many times on this issue and she is always like she can never mention his name, that she has other friends who deserve to be mentioned too...
So i am asking is this a sign of infidelity?? And is it reason enough to end the relationship?? Because my friend is thinking seriously about it...
modified: for those who gave good pieces of advice.... Thank you..
For those who said I was "the friend ", well you are right ��
For those calling the guy a kid.... Hmmm... May u nvr be put in that kind of situation.... |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Nestle's Nigeria Pay Package by jasonex4(op): 10:18am On Jan 19, 2018 |
I don't know if this has been asked before, I just want to find out how much companies like NESTLE NIGERIA, NIGERIAN BOTTLING COMPANY, and NIGERIAN BREWERIES are paying?? |
| Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by jasonex4(m): 11:05pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
Chipappii:
Wish you the best bro. I have not forgotten o. I'm just stuck with a freelancing job I got so I'm super busy at the moment but anyhow, I still dy write some things down.
Thanks everyone for una patience. Happy new year Mention me 4 d new story abeg |
| Literature › Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by jasonex4(m): 11:43pm On Jan 08, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE:
thank you bros.
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Its like you are karid o, better style. Lol Baba.. Its d way o... I cant b an animale 4eva na.. |
| Literature › Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by jasonex4(m): 6:41am On Jan 08, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE:
Attention Please!! One house!!
*clears throat
I just ran back home from one of joshuamoses101's girlfriend's Bday, My eyes don detty, but i gats do this.
Meekest, you no turn again o, abi SARS hold you for road? Lol
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Back to the matter,
Where do i even start from sef.
Sighs!
First of all! (go down low) lol
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Today makes it a makes it a month(07/Dec/17 - 07/Jan/18) since i started freestyling(writing) this story.
Nor be small tin o (ask 2face)
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Guiness book of records, where you at? I deserve an Award for the Longest freestyle writing session abi, lol.
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I didn't know i could com this far, believe me.
I started this story with the title: A day in Somalia (HK), with the intention of writing a short story of my experience that day.
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But there is a saying that goes ' you never know what you could do until you try'.
I started the story at first and it was like i was writing for myself cos i didn't get any likes nor comments, i felt discouraged till Meneski came in.
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Meneski, if i dey tell you say you be my paddy for life, maybe you go think say na joke i dey, bros i mean kpuff!
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Meneski came, encouraged and gave me the ginger i required to keep me going, and i fired on
(no time to check time)
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While at it, Ikdbabie(1st lady) showed up, and added to the ginger, omo, na so my voltage take high, i kept on writing cos i know some people were appreciating work, it gave me joy you know.
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Stil on stil, i kept on writing and communicating with my new found friends (meneski and ikdbabie) till favch showed up with her comment, it added to the voltage.
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It was after favch showed up that few people started commenting, ikdbabie even volunteered to share pop-corn for those who came to read my story while i supported with coke.
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You know, at the mention of free coke n pop-corn, some people started commenting, so that they could get their osho-free package.
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It was while got some more comments, that i felt motivated to go as far as i can in writing, that was when i changed the title from 'A day in Somalia (Hk) to 'My life at DESPO'.
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And i kept on updating my people back-to-back, the voltage was high, i was relating with my paddy here and they kept me going.
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With the collective efforts of my paddies, commenters, Guests readers and Ghost readers, this story landed on front page at the 6th day after i started freestyling (writing), do you know what it takes for a novice's story to appear in the front page of the largest Forum in Africa?
No be beans o
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See let me tell you the truth, i was so happy that day like i won a million dollar cos i didn't experrerit, it came as a suprise plus it came sooner than i expected, my body just dey sweet me anyhow dat day, truth!
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After it got to front page, i felt i should keep on doing my thing, that sometimes, i make some sacrifices and inconvenience myself to ensure i drop atleast an update eachday.
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The comments reduced at a time, but Meneski, Ikdbabie n Favch always assured me they got my back, i kept on.
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At a time my Fellow DESPOlites started showing up and i felt happy cos i never knew i got a small family here.
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I'm very happy grateful to you all, both old and new readers, especially those of you who encouraged me with your comments for i wouldn't have come this far without you, thank you!
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To my Guest readers, thank you very much, its not your fault you can't comment, i understand,
*thumbs up.
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To all of you who de-activated your ghost-mode cos of me, i say a very big thank you, i know it is not easy, you guys rock!
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To you all you Ghost readers, who come here to read-n-go, kwantinue o, i hope you build mansions and buy cars with the comments are reserving.
Ona go dey stingy comment like say na money, Smh for you.
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What some of you don't know is,
Sometimes your comments and likes go a long way in motivating a writer in a way you might not understand.
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Do you know how it feels to write a story without a comment or like, its just like talking to yourself,
na so crase dey start (ask MI )
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19.3k views, nor be small thing o, all of ona try ahbeg, the good, the bad, the ones wey stingyness press their neck, the cheerful commenters, the likers, ona too much o, i hail!
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To all my old,new and upcoming Connects (paddies), i salute ona o, i greet ona specially.
I know say one day me and some of ona go meet for any location, and jolly 2geda.
I value our frienship, may it continue to grow stronger and endure the test of time, cheers!
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Please, i'm human, therefore i am bound to make mistakes, please, don't hesitate to correct me.
Thanks for correcting me in advance!
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I'll continue to move forward, no turning back.
I'll continue repping the street and the city, no dulling.
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Ehen, before i forget, any day i couldn't update, just know something came up, may stress or ba3 or other circumstances.
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I'll keep on Repping, see you at the top.
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Singing Ojuelegba by Wizkid. Baba... 4 ds full nairaland eh, una b only 2 wey don successfully pull me comot 4rm ghost mode... Baba u are u... May u walk n neva stumble... 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by jasonex4(m): 6:52am On Jan 06, 2018 |
souloho19:
There won't be a devil wears okrika anymore...not in Amaife..not anymore.....that everyone was sure of.
But the devil also wears Prada. Everybody knows that!
The End Please sir, let me know wen u start another story... Tanx so much.... More words to ur thoughts.... |
| Business › Re: What Business Can One Start With N300,000? by jasonex4(m): 8:47pm On Jan 04, 2018 |
Bros... Na pipo lyk u naim de explain wen teacher go ask say make una define.. Shwoo.... Dis simple question wey e ask naim u gv us complicated ansa so....its well o.... Fxmanager:
We are here for you. Your #300,000 can currently give you an average of #15,000+ monthly return investing with us after performance fees. And if you want an average monthly return of more than #280188+ after 60 months(5years) of your investment with us, you can do so using compound interest in your investment with us. This means after 60 months(5years) of your investment with us using compound interest, you will be getting an average monthly interest/income of more than #280188 assuming you decide to start withdrawing your monthly interest. This will be possible as long as we stay under our working risk of 5-10% of your capital, and the maximum permissible risk of 30% to your capital. Note: we are doing everything possible to stay under 10% risk to our potential investor’s capital.
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How is it possible to turn #300,000 to #5,603,756+(5.6million plus) in 60months(5years time)?
It is possible through the power of compound interest as explained below.
Compound interest is the concept of adding accumulated interest back to the principal sum, so that interest is earned on top of interest from that moment on. The act of declaring interest to be added to the principal is called compounding.(I.e you decide to add the earned interest to the initial principal in the investment going forward)
Monthly compound interest formula
We are using monthly here ,since we are talking of monthly returns.
The formula for Monthly compound interest, including principal sum, is:
A = P (1 + r/n) (nt)
Where:
A = the future value of the investment, including interest(returns)
P = the principal investment amount (the initial deposit amount)
r = the monthly interest rate(returns) in decimal.
n = the number of times that interest is compounded per month (in this case once or one time)
t = the number of months the money is invested
Note that this formula gives you the future value of an investment, which is compound interest plus the principal. Should you wish to calculate the compound interest only, you need this:
Total compounded interest = P (1 + r/n) (nt) - P
Or simply
Total compounded interest =A-P
Let's look at an example
Compound interest formula (including principal):
A = P(1+r/n)(nt)
If an amount of #300,000 is invested with us and we return a monthly interest rate (returns) of 5%, the value of the investment after 60months (I.e 5 years) can be calculated as follows...
P = #300,000. r = 5/100 = 0.05 (decimal). n = 1 (since we are compounding it once a month. t = 60.
If we plug those figures into the formula, we get:
A = #300,000(1 + 0.05 / 1) ^ (1(60)) = #5,603,756
So, the investment balance after 60 months (5years) is #5,603,756
Methodology
Step-by-step explained, how we get the #5,603,756. This all revolves around BODMAS and the order of operations. Let's go through it:
A = #300,000(1 + 0.05 / 1) ^ (1(60))
Using the order of operations we work out the totals in the brackets first. Within the first set of brackets, you need to do the division first and then the addition (division and multiplication should be carried out before addition and subtraction). We can also work out the 1(60). This gives us...
A = #300,000(1 + 0.05) ^ 60
Then:
A = #300,000(1.05) ^ 60
The exponent goes next. So, we calculate (1.05) ^ 60.
This means we end up with:
#300,000× 18.679185894122945668381742854713
= #5,603,756
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| Phones › Re: Itel S32 User's Experience by jasonex4(m): 10:13pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
TheUbermensch:
Anyone using Itel is just using a screen with powerbank.
Congratulations. You're getting started reading the book of lamentations. Very tru na now u 1 start the suffer |
| Literature › Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by jasonex4(m): 7:44pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
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| Literature › Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by jasonex4(m): 8:15am On Jan 01, 2018 |
SheWrites:
Thanks
So glad your ghost mode is deactivated Lol. You welcm ma |
| Literature › Re: Beauty And The Mechanic by jasonex4(m): 10:15am On Dec 31, 2017 |
tijehi:
Shewrites, please bring the mechanic oo. Wonderful episode. Yesso.... Waiting for the mechanic to resurface... Nice write up ma... Been a ghost reader since the beginning, but couldn't help it after reading this episode... More words to your mind ma... |
| Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by jasonex4(m): 7:14pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
sheikshegetto:
To my frustration , I found two identical bottles and I could recollect him saying one was for malaria and the other was the real thing, I dialed his cell phone but the idiot wasn’t picking… arrgghhr. What to do what to do...my time was running out.
“well something must kill man,” I growled and downed a gulp from both bottles. Make the two dey work together. Hahahahaa.... Dis 1 enta me.... E nor 1 hear say de shoot bird e mama fly... 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Peace Mildred Ehiguese Wins Miss Nigeria 2017 (Photos) by jasonex4(m): 9:58am On Dec 22, 2017 |
simplemach:
Congratulations, but whether you fine or not and whether you accept it or not, your God given honey pot shall surely take you to your dream place.
Just know when to use it. Fadalawd.... Some peeps aint got no chill at all... Chaii..... |
| Crime › Re: Man Narrowly Escapes Rape By Gay At A Private Party & The Comments Are Hilarious by jasonex4(m): 10:29am On Dec 19, 2017 |
safarigirl:
you cannot even see the joke 
The ladies are only saying what men would say if it were a lady such had happened uto. So tru... Mhenn... I love dis ladies and their comments.... Nxt tym guys would learn to tink b4 blasting rape victims... Lolx... |
| Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by jasonex4(m): 10:17am On Dec 19, 2017 |
sheikshegetto:
“No regrets” was all her husky voice could manage before she crushed her lips into mine. Dis is my first ever comment on NL.. N na cos of u baba... Been following this story from the beginning.... Bro... Kip it up.... 3 Likes 1 Share |
