₦airaland Forum

For GOD's sake if u are not a thief, what on earth should u bother about EFCC for?

PROPAGANDA!!!.....If at all its true then those he was meant to expose should be responsible

A DEAD COUNTRY FORMERLY CALLED BIAFRA by Chinedu Ukeh

Any sensible and wise igbo man should know that Biafra died and was buried 48 years ago.You are a collosal idiot if you claim to be agitating for a Biafran state now. Ojukwu contested for the seat of the president several times and got very few votes from the igbos that claim to be 25 million in population.Just 3 months ago,Chekwas and Onovo contested as igbo people,but the foolish and most stupid and hypnotised igbos in their millions rooted and voted for GEJ an ijaw man from Otuoke and threw their own igbo brothers into the gutter.The ijaws and GEj are more responsible to each other than the igbos yet they are at peace and are not talking about seperation.GEJ's loss is not even giving them headache and yet the igbos want to drink phensic for them.You shout Biafra,you carry Nigerian passport,you shout Biafra you spend the naira,you shout Biafra and you call your self Ezendigbo in your host community who recognise you as a Nigerian,you shout Biafra yet you have Reps in the senate and hous of Rep.representing you and your constituency.Have you ever asked yourself why those Reps of yours glue themselves to the billions of naira coming from Abuja while you the chief whip of morons keep hoping and day-dreaming for a biafran state.Why not go to NASS and protest forcefully against them so they will leave NASS which belong to Nigeria and then join you in your agitation for a Biafran nation since they are fellow igbos like you.

When GEJ recently said that the unity of Nigeria is not negotiable,why didn't you protest and call for his head,since he as a fellow Biafran according to you now could issue statements against your hopes and dreams.Yet you hailed,cheered and clapped for him on this statement.You cited myopic reasons of high cost of living,lack of job,poor economy,lack of infrastructures,killings ect behind your clamour for independence.If I may ask you,is it only the igbos that have been experiencing all these negative conditions or a cross section of Nigerians and her various other tribes?.Did all these problems you now give as reasons start in the last 60 days of Buhari's tenure?.What have your senators,Reps, governors and other high ranking government officials been doing with the funds allocated for your overall development and wellbeing?.Why don't you hold them accountable for your woos?.Don't you understand they are the major reason behind your problems?.Don't you understand they are the reason behind your poor or lack of infrastructural developments?.Don't you understand they have been embezzling your state and regional funds?.Don't you still understand they are deceiving you by urging you to be agitating for a Biafran nation while they are secretly sharing the loots under Nigerian government?,laughing behind you and calling you a big fool.Each time you look at the federal leadership structure,you see the igbos adequately represented even to the envy of other tribes.Their agitation for a seperate independent state of their own therefore remain an unsolved mystery to many. If you think any body is marginalising you,your igbo leaders are and not Nigeria.

Bros/Sis,you are very very sick and need either urgent medical attention or spiritual deliverance.Yours is indeed an absolute case of emergency.I weep for igbo people,suddenly a generation without sense and wisdom now mingle with us.I pray that someday those hypnotised and gullible igbo homo sapiens will become composmentis.in the dying days of Ojukwu,he truly wished for a strong united Nigeria which is practically achievable with great understanding.He never at any point in time gave any body instructions to pursue vendetta.

You see your life?!!!,you rooted for an ijaw man from Otuoke,voted for him died for him and right now in your grave.He urged you on,he and his people told you you are one and together in the presidential election.Today,they are mute over your own Biafran agitation and instead stick inseparably to N-I-G-E-R-I-A.if I may ask you,to where has the TOGETHERNESS gone?..CAN YOU NOW SEE YOU ARE VERY FOOLISH IN REALITY?.

I pity those who still have sympathy for these guys and call them Muslims. Far, far apart

unpredictedone:
What gift would have been better if not prayers for a good husband...


Money she has!
Laptops she can afford!
Cars ofcourse she can if she want!


But good husband, she no fit buy ooo!

Anyway just pouring my mind ooo as a concerned fan to her.

you have spoken correctly

A witch-doctor George Ubanda from Zimbabwe who is currently in Ikosi Ketu Lagos State says God is not at peace knowing that husbands and wives in Nigeria are cheating like no mans business. He says many Nigerians cheat on their partners but his special charms can put an end to it. He said that his coming to Nigeria was by divine mandate.

He claimed that God sent him to Nigeria especially to save celebrity marriages which break down every day due to infidelity. When interviewed by newsmen, he said: “People in this country have no respect for marriage.
They always screw around. Where I come from, no one cheats. We don’t share our spouses. God is not happy with this nation so he sent me like Jonah was sent to Nineveh.” According to George, his charms works in three ways. “My charm keeps couples together. The first method is called ulunhoka (or runyoka).
It causes a cheating person’s stomach to bulge and their skin to turn black as if they have been bitten by a snake. “The second method is called lock – it’s popular in Zimbabwe. If you poke someone other than your spouse, you’ll become stuck to that person and only your husband or wife can free you,” he said.

 “The third method makes sure your privates work only for your spouse. If you are a man then your manhood will remain limp and flaccid except when you are with your legally wife. If you are a woman, then your womanhood will become so dry and will never get wet enough for penetration except you are with your legally wedded husband.
The charm according to him coats less than N10,000 each. He said that many top society Nigerian women with randy husbands has patronized him in the past few months since he arrived lagos.
He warned randy men who suddenly discovered that they can only have erections with their wives should confess to their wives and be healed. He also revealed that he used the potent charm on his wife back home before coming to Nigeria though he insists that he will bring her over soon “I want to protect her from men with lots of money. This charm locks her. I can’t cheat either,” he said.
William Chuni another witch-doctor, said: “Locking is used in many marriages but how it’s done is a secret between my clients and me.”

Source: http://www.date360.com.ng/2015/07/14/see-how-to-make-your-spouse-get-stuck-if-they-cheat-on-you/

sukkot:
apparently before he was killed theophilus danjuma personally caned him ferociuosly with koboko or some stick after stripping him nak-ed before they shot him. lol fear hausa. they are ruthless

THE DEATH OF SIR TAFAWA BALEWA BY JOHN B. McINTOSH
"They arrested him, abducted him and took him to a number of places in
Lagos before finally taking him to the bush. Once there they tortured him,
beat him and humiliated him. They even forced him to drink alcohol and
smoke cigarettes- things that he had never done before in his life because
he was a good muslim.
When they finished having their way with him and having thier fun, he
gently asked them for permission to pray which they mockingly granted.
After he finished praying he said "igbo, igbo, igbo" and made the
following pronouncements on them, in very strong terms. He said they
would never rule Nigeria, they would be scattered, they would be hated,
they would suffer tragedy after tragedy and they would suffer scorn and disdain from their compatriots forever.
After that he looked at them
courageously in the eye and said "now you can kill your Prime Minister".
It was under these unfortunate circumstances that Sir Tafawa Balewa,
Nigeria's first Prime Minister, died in the hands of a group of very young
and ruthless igbo army mutineers led by Major Emmanuel Ifeajuna and
Captain Okafor in Lagos on the night of Jan 15th 1966". (John B. Mcintosh was a well respected British writer and historian who
was a leading authority on Nigerian history)
Achebe didnt made mention of this did he? Smh.
Via FFK

hmmn!... All these for our fellow humans. I weep for this poisonous world

Wizeboy:
RAMADAN DAY 4 (FOUR) QUESTIONS

1) The Prophets are brothers. All believers are brothers to one another(Q49:10). Uthman ibn Affan (may Allaah be pleased with him) is not a brother of the Prophet. TRUE or FALSE. Explain.

2) The Prophet (peace be on him) was given 6 things no other prophet was given. What are those?

3) Khadeejah bint Khuwaylid, the Prophet's beloved wife has some virtues no other woman on Earth posseses. What are those?

4)What were those worships and prayers that were ordered by Allah to the community of Bani Israeel and which were continued by the Muslim Ummah also? State the verse of the Quran this can be found as well. 

5a)In Qur’an mankind is divided into two groups. Which are those two groups?
5b)Who is the man about whom, Allah has said in the Qur’an that his body is kept as an admonishing example for future generations to come?

1) True. Because the Prophet(SAW) said those that met and died believing in him were his Sa'aba and those that came after him and believed in him even though they never met him were his Brother

Some people say Dangote group is just a big name but is not really as it appears to be. Please is there anyone with useful info as to their pay like for new intake?

Dollyak:
Nice. 500k is really fair.

my dear, there's nothing fair in it. Public officers should know that holding public offices is a call 2 service not comfort. I call that insensitivity to the present socio-economic disorder

OccupyNASS when they reopen, occupy RMAFC offices at d centre and in the states, till something is done. We will engage in EVERY FORM of modern day civil disobedience to make our voices heard. Our voices should not die on this matter. #UndressNASS

Neyozak:
Update pls!!! I guess if academy is to start 1st of June by now we must av received notification. Pls distinguished intending Trainees, give us update!!!

Could anyone please give a hint as to what questions are usually been asked in the interview for the expectants. Tanx. waiting.....

So PDP new if the Gov. Election wer to be free and fair they wouldn't have mustered much vote. I see...

MzLaurel:
Strong 3rd class!
Chai! Diaris God oo

Btw....help me become the next miss nairaland through the link on my signature
Thanks

Hehe... but how can a 2.9 CGPA be a third class?. Nawao...

It's freedom of speech
for AIT/ NTA to be
unprofessional and unethical but
dictatorial for GMB to bar AIT and NTA for security reasons and protection of his life and his family. In my own Nigerian
constitution, protection of lives
and property of every Nigerian
comes before freedom of
speech, press or whatever
freedom. Freedom to live is
sacred.

You use someone's late wife and child to mock him , and expect him to rise above it . Would you take the same shit?

For the records, INEC says that result sheets are meant to be displayed at the polling units after the vote. I saw NOT ONE in Rivers State.

JK is "Just Joking". Do u in ur wildest imagination think IGBO's votes can put u on that seat? Wishful dream indeed!

Yorubas are very decent and reasonable people. No tribe will entertain on their land what is going on in Lagos.

We all condemn the statement of OBA AKIOLU, But let ask ourselves one important question, WHY IS OBA AKIOLU ANGRY WITH IGBOS?

My answers are:

1. I WILL ELEVATE EZE NDIGBO TO THE STATUS OF OBA OF LAGOS - JIMI AGBAJE.

2. IGBO WILL DETERMINE WHO RULES LAGOS- IFEANYI UBAH

3. LAGOS IS NO MAN'S LAND.- IFEANYI UBAH DURING TAN CAMPAIGN.

4. IGBO DEVELOPED AND CONTROL LAGOS- JIMI AGBAJE DURING GEJ CAMPAIGN IN AKWA IBOM

5. WE MUST PRODUCE THE NEXT DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF LAGOS- EZE NDIGBO

MY QUESTIONS TO IGBOS,

1. CAN OBI OF ONITHSA ACCEPT ALL THE ABOVE MENTIONED?

2. CAN EMIR OF KANO ACCEPT ....?

3. DO YOU HAVE ANY SINGLE TRIBE IN YOUR CABINET IN THE EAST?

4. CAN ANY TRIBE CLAIM ONITHSA OR ABA TO BE NO MAN,S LAND?

5. CAN OBI OF ONITHSA ACCEPT THE ELEVATION OF SARKIN HAUSA IN ONITHSA TO OBI STATUS?

My conclusion: We have been living together as brothers for years in peace. You must respect our tradition and institutions. Ifeanyi Ubah should stop jumping around Lagos beating drums of war.

GOD BLESS YORUBA, IGBO AND NIGERIA

The Igbos in Lagos should know that it is not the Oba that will govern them. His role is just advisory which the Gov will or will not take. Pls let's put this behind us & move on. EKO ONI BAJE O.

hansad:
Ma dear,
For the second time, Buhari can't be allowed to smile to power through violence. First time in 1983, Buhari smiled to power after a violent military coup.

This time, Buhari is riding higher than before because BH violence made some Nigerians believe the incumbent govt could not provide them with security.


But Buhari showed a lot of sympathy with Boko Haram.

Not all Nigerians are class One ignoramuses to allow Buhari smile to power twice with violence.

What is this one sayin.....?

mobuch:
His 150 gworo gworo cows are waiting for their gworo gworo father to return home permanenetly from tomorrow.

Seriously, if you didn't get paid to go on and on about Gej, you fall your hand ooo. Because mannnnyyyyyy of them got paid. Don't tell me you just wasted your sense for nothing.

You can't get a 4-year mandate, do rubbish for 4 years, become desperate for one month and expect to be returned. Na home you dey go. Vote #GMB/PYO

amara2015:
By Monday or Tuesday next week it will all be over. There will be a winner (GEJ) and a loser (Muguhari). Then all this will be settled, once and for all. Muguhari will only cry and then go to court as usual while there will be dancing and singing in Aso rock as usual. You guys should read the hand writing on the wall. APC (Muguhari) will lose. its very clear. Internet propaganda has never worked in Nigerian politics.

Mr. Man, why not wait for the people to decide on Saturday

In your desperation to hold on to an office bigger than your small mind, you attacked a good man and made a hero of an imperfect candidate. Meanwhile the Eagle is back for the 2nd & final half. CHANGE IS IMMINENT #GMB15 God Willing...

tunjidachosen:
. Bro pls send me. tunjidachosen@gmail.com

Plsss send to mi4u2nv@gmail.com tanx

Sexydevil:
C'mon faan, no msg for me? even with d way I presented my resume. Even went as far as editing and updating jst to make sure I'd fit perfectly into the required position. Haba na u guys asked for a fire officer and I wasn't even shortlisted. You mean to tell me dat after I've gone thru rigorous, harsh and strenuous safety training programs jst to ensure dat I'd meet any requirement pertaining to safety either onshore or offshore and u fvcking didn't blink an eyelid.
choi! boyz haff suffered. what's happening? God!...dis is so not fair.

My brother, I tire for them oo. My friend a Mechanical Engr,even had postgraduate certificate in safety engineering and disaster control, Osha, Nebosh, with other Professional certifications in IT, still was not invited for AFO II. Just don't understand their selection process.

teeebest:
exam rescheduled to 8-9pm. just got an sms

Haba! Hw will u go abt d exam then?

Audio: How Ekiti Election was manipulated by PDP & Federal Government using the army and other security agents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvqd1Qj_NuY

...... The Canary Nation

Even if it is postponed 30times Jonathan will still loose. No going back, change is inevitable