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CultureRe: See The Witch That Fell And Crash Landed In An Environ In Benin. by jauntty: 8:47am On Aug 17, 2015
FruityLass:
grin

No be benin woman? cheesy



Jauntty, ur people tongue
Lol...You Ain't serious. My people are very Godly.

Btw...that Lady aint smart. She should have landed @ ile Ife to refuel b4 continue her journey.

I suspected to drank too my Orijin @ the "night owl" meeting
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jauntty: 11:20am On Aug 13, 2015
Chinaimporter:
Mumu...

i listened to you and didnt go in and now evansmedical have appeciated by more than 70 percent in just 2 weeks.
The only person to blame for ur inaction is YOU !!! So take responsibility for all ur choices and decisions.

No one placed a gun over ur head not to buy...You Choose to listen n make that decision.

Personally, I weight every advice given here, but which ever line of action I take...whether I "burn or boom" is MY DECISION to make.

#peace
CelebritiesRe: D'banj's Girlfriend, Adama Indimi Releases 'if I Were President' Photos by jauntty: 10:23am On Aug 13, 2015
[size=16pt]She looks lovely. I luv the concept. PERFECT !!!


Btw...the Koko garri she is taking must have be keeping her in good shape grin
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CelebritiesRe: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by jauntty: 8:22am On Aug 13, 2015
Pregnancy has reset her to her DEFAULT Setting.

And they will be shouting #team_natural

Ladies be deceiving Guys since the time of Adam n Eve.
EducationRe: WAEC RESULT : Lil Sis Fantastic Performance Cus Of My Small Promise !!! by jauntty(op): 12:23am On Aug 13, 2015
missmary:
You lucky say no be me... I for don chop 26k
... I only wrote 8subjects sha.... I escape further maths exam
I no fit die...
Lol. How was ur result during ur own time?
EducationRe: WAEC RESULT : Lil Sis Fantastic Performance Cus Of My Small Promise !!! by jauntty(op): 10:03pm On Aug 12, 2015
TBH...I didn't expect it 2 be dat good.
But 21k .!! Hmmmm. some people salary.
EducationWAEC RESULT : Lil Sis Fantastic Performance Cus Of My Small Promise !!! by jauntty(op): 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2015
Just felt like Sharing this lil agreement I had with my sis.

So I made a promise to my lil Sis just to encourage her to pass her WAEC.

A.....5k
B......3k
C.......1k

Told her that if she passes Maths, English, all her Jamb subject......Brand new Phone

The offer was tempting and she promised me that she will surprise me.
Results just came out and she just send me this

Commerce ....A1
Book keeping...A1
Government....B2
Mathematics....B3
Biology....C5
Economics...C5
English...C4
Accounting...C6
Civil Education...C6


POWER OF MOTIVATION grin grin grin grin grin grin. So Happpppppyyyy for Her.
TravelRe: Photos From The Helicopter Crash In Lagos- Metronaija by jauntty: 6:44pm On Aug 12, 2015
[size=16pt]Sad day.

Thk God No body have been reported dead.

And to those saying R.I.P.......BACK TO SENDER [/size]
HealthRe: Housewife Accuses National Hospital Of Scam by jauntty: 3:42pm On Aug 10, 2015
jwils:
oboy, see english undecided
Thanks for bringing that to my notice. I blame GEJ for that. grin

On a lighter note, my phone does all these Auto-suggestions that messes up some sentences if u don't proof-read.
So blame my phone and GEJ again.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Probe Arms Purchase Under Jonathan by jauntty: 7:46am On Aug 10, 2015
Smart move by Baba.

I know some Wailers will say this is witch-hunting. The corruption in the Army is 'breath-taking' especially those at the top. They divert funds and send our soldiers to war without adequate weapons.

Those showing us google PHOTOS of some imaginary weapons and claiming they were purchased under GEJ shuld be ready to produce physical evidence

God bless PMB
God bless our Armed forces
God bless Nigeria
HealthRe: Housewife Accuses National Hospital Of Scam by jauntty: 7:40am On Aug 10, 2015
Too bad. Corruption everywhere

She can suit the Hospital to court and get here refund plus inconvenience compensations.

This goes to show the rot in our health system., where Govt work is no man's work.

I Believe Buhari will Fix this too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shirt And Tie For A Job Interview Or Together With The Suit? by jauntty: 9:01am On Aug 08, 2015
3 piece Suit....

And the interviewer willl think u gonna rip the company dry. grin

On a more serious note....either will do, just dress smart, neat and clean.

ABOVE ALL...Wear a Smile !!
PoliticsRe: Photos: Three Gay Men Caught And Beaten To Death In Lagos. by jauntty: 7:27pm On Aug 07, 2015
[size=16pt]This is wrong

I HATE Homosexuality with a passion BUT I will always condemn any barbaric molestation towards them

We are first Humans before anything else [/size]
FamilyRe: PHOTO: Man Backs His Baby As He Walks Along A Major Road In Lagos by jauntty: 8:37am On Aug 03, 2015
[size=16pt]I hope he didn't kidnap or steal that baby

If its his baby...then I'd say he tried ooo.

Me I can't. [/size]
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos: Akwa Ibom Police Nabbed Man Who Slaughter People For Sale by jauntty: 5:43am On Aug 03, 2015
So people are so evil and heartless that they deserve their own hell.
EducationRe: Eiye Vs Bucaneer: 4 MAPOLY Student Dead In Cult Clash (Photo - Viewer permit) by jauntty: 6:13am On Jul 30, 2015
[size=16pt]I don't pity them
Live by the sword and Die by the sword
Life's all about choices (good or bad) and they made theirs
God should just protect the innocent students. [/size]
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okagbare Stuns In New Photos by jauntty: 10:42pm On Jul 28, 2015
[size=18pt]Can I order on konga or jumia huh
I hope say dat koko farmer fry the garri well [/size]
CelebritiesRe: See The Extent Nigerian Nollywood Producers Go Just To Sell Their Movies (18+pic by jauntty: 2:54pm On Jul 26, 2015
[size=16pt]As much as I don't endorsed nudity, but the truth remains that

SEX SELLS and it does Big Time gringrin[/size]
EducationRe: Father Forgive Them, For They Know Not What They Are Saying For Now”.. - Dibu by jauntty: 10:55am On Jul 26, 2015
Good policy

I think he'd got good and valid points.

My only concern is that the System might soon be hijacked by selfish people to suit their own agenda.

The Policy is good in theory.....the implementation is where am abit skeptical.


#team_Graduate.
PoliticsRe: General Murtala Mohammed's Burial And Corpse (Photos) by jauntty: 6:35am On Jul 26, 2015
[size=16pt]"All is fair in war and love"


One man's Hero is another man's Devil.

I remember some stories of the war told by my Grandpa about the Biafra invasion of Benin, and honestly both side were terrible.

I just hope that those cowards who hide behind the comfort of their cheap phones typing SECESSION and "give us Biafra " will not consider another war. If you must go, then go peacefully. War is never pleasant[/size]
EducationRe: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by jauntty: 11:54pm On Jul 25, 2015
fellowbeing:
I will kill myself on Wednesday

I don't have a choice than to just end this if nothing can be done before Wednesday evening. The pressure is just too much. I am the first born of my parent.
I know you would not, so get over it dude.

Public Sympathy or Suicide will not change ur grades, you ll be double screwed.

Sorry am harsh but you r not the first to fail and you wouldn't be d last. Infact, life after school will present situation where you win some and you fail some. So how many Suicide wuld you be able to commit?!! (if dat was possible)

My advice :

Dust your arse and your books. And even if you have to beg or pay ur 'junior' to coach you, then get over any pride and do so.

Sympathy wouldn't do you any much good except to massage your Ego
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Most Hilarious Coffins Designed In Ghana (funny Photos) by jauntty:
Woooooooow

This is creativity @ its peak. I love the Originality.
PoliticsRe: Caption This Emefiele's Posture As Buhari Passes (pic) by jauntty: 10:57am On Jul 23, 2015
Respect
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's Your Take On This (photo) by jauntty: 8:15am On Jul 21, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I don't have it in me to blatantly ask a guy out. I'm too old skool. I'd just show him with my actions that I am. You know, smile at him, talk up a storm, be subtly flirtatious, etc. But to say it to him straight away? Hells to da noh!
Epic.
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movie You Won't Mind Watching Over And Over Again??? by jauntty: 5:49pm On Jul 18, 2015
V for Vendetta
Inception
PoliticsRe: Pastor Makes Church Members Eat Raw Snakes And Unclad by jauntty: 5:42pm On Jul 18, 2015
Gullible fools
Take away RELIGION and you will succeed in solving HALF of the world's problem.
CelebritiesRe: Please Which Name Can We Give To This Picture? LMAO by jauntty: 10:37pm On Jul 16, 2015
That's a #ThrowBackPix of Timaya, Burna_Boy and TerryG grin
FashionRe: Police Brutalize Tattooed Man In Benin (Graphic Photos) by jauntty: 10:09pm On Jul 16, 2015
[size=20pt]NaijaPolice be like "Osahon, y u draw tatoo for body? You be Lil Wayne ?? Oya u r under arrest for Impersonation. grin




U can believe the crap that "Police_is_your_friend" at ur own peril [/size]
CrimeRe: Hairdresser Beat And Pours Hot Pepper Water On Her Neighbour by jauntty: 6:21pm On Jul 16, 2015
Some women are just so stupid and dumb.

SomeOne slept with ur husband.., and instead of dealing with your cheating slowpoke of a husband , you went ahead to pour hot water on another woman like u

Soooooo pathetic.

Spend ur time in jail while ur husband go ravaging evry punny out there.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jauntty: 1:15pm On Jul 14, 2015
Angry Bear

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by jauntty: 1:00pm On Jul 14, 2015
Access seems to be holding a strong position at 5.00

Am still waiting @ a junction down the road.smileysmiley
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Anglican Priest Cooks In Church During Sunday Service While Preaching by jauntty: 2:22pm On Jul 13, 2015
[size=20pt]Please I need that church's FULL address

Hopefully when I go there next week, the Priest will cook and share to all 'First Timers'. He better not use too much pepper. grin
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