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[size=20pt]Hilarious !!

That man must be from the Land of the RISING SUN

Nna kwenu !!


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These BH are sick bastards

I can toast any girl I like online...

Especially...if its for "hit n rinse adventure", I can always Toast, bake and even Roast the babe Online, aand translate to Offline hook-up.........as long as th outcome is *********


But if its for smth serious....No way. We can chat, but I must meet with u b4 aany serious Toasting.

[size=16pt]Op: I hope U gave him some alms aside from taking his pictures. [/size]

[size=16pt]His Stupidity is Legendary



Anyway



His Life, His phones, His Business. So no hating !![/size]

July 23.....anyone here

stokfrick:
Pls bnsitl, can one sell a stock and then use proceeds to buy another on same day on I trade?

YES

spicytayomic:
JI @5.22 and later closed @5.50

wow. Dats massive @ this sluggish period.

spicytayomic:
vitafoam

What's up with VitaForm?? I have been busy @ work to check Nse today

angrybull:
Morgan buy: 0:625% Sell: 0:925%

They also charge #4 naira for SMS.

Okijajuju1:
Answer.. My Name is Okija Juju, No relation..

Graduate of Alternative Medicine and Supernatural Sciences from the University of Philladelphia in the United States of America.

I have over 10 years experience in alternative medicine, herbology and Superspiritual warfare technology from the Okija Spiritual Company Nigeria Limited where I worked for the first 4 years as an Apprentice Spiritual Engineer in our Herbology department before graduating to our Political Warfare and Fortification department as the Head Engineer in charge. I have worked with various advanced softwares like Otumokpo, Odeshi Version 3.2 and even foreign Softwares like Magun 2.2 amongst others.

I have worked on Various Projects including the 2011 election campaigns, Osisi Kan Nkwu failed project and more.

My expected salary range is 1.5 million and two black fowl and kolanut a month.

Thanks.

This guy just made my day. Veryyyyyy funnnnnyyyyyy !!

osazeet:
Good morning all, Now that Buhari has finally moved into Aso Villa properly, new structures
Will soon begin manifest, time to begin buy.

Yes, Bulls will BEGIN COME

.........And he went to a club ??!!! After hiding ?! SMH
R.I.P to d Dead

Processor01:
I hope you weren't one of those that mocked Saibuhari because that guy really gave good info!
I bought at 5.25 and that line on my

Nah. I don't do e-bashing. Besides I hardly say anything here except when I have something important to say.

I have VitaForm in my portfolio too.

I noticed Vitaform was bullish today and CCNN had lots of bids and very little offers.

And new on thing to COYS?

I want to marry her for free

Lord have mercy.

Abandoning a child is a heartless thing to do but I dont want to condemn them without being in their shoe.

I hope the govt can have a facility to the care of such children

Nothing to fill in the dots....Mr President has gone dumb on the Economic policy he have in mind.

#Nigeria is in state of limbo/ purgatory for now.

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I don't encourage stealing but that punishment and mal-handling is just too much. He shuld be handed over to the police

Meanwhile, so elected criminals at NASS are 'stealing' #9Billion naira just to dress up for a year and no body is saying anything.

Welcome to Naija.......Different rules for Different folks.

BTW : why dat guy go tief sef.

Terrible.

But that Babe sef too harsh. Why not shout, or hit or fight back in any other way?

I hope U have not eaten all the Sharwama, ice-creams, collected money for Recharge Cards and Hair...and now forming "holier-than-thou-virgin-crap?!!

Why on Earth must a guy decide to Rape a Girl ??!!! Is her own special ?

There are thousands and millions of willing girls out there. Why force some1 against her will?!

Besides, sex is now as cheap as a bottle of coke.

That dude is a learner ! #Lubbish

This is Funny tho.
I pity those folks in Zimbabwe
Shekau and his Boko boys need to pay that Mugabe a courtesy visit.

Mine is a question.
Which is best/fastest for browsing in Lagos

@ Agbalowomeri ......Congrats.!!

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My pastor read this in Church, but my money-mind was interpreting it in NSE terms.

Ecclesiastes 11 (KJV)

1. Cast thy bread upon the waters:
for thou shalt find it after many
days.

INVEST

2. Give a portion to seven, and also
to eight; for thou knowest not what evil shall be upon the earth.

DIVERSIFY YOUR PORTFOLIO


3. If the clouds be full of rain, they
empty themselves upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be.


Clouds of Spectaculations and RUMOURS will Always beFell the Bourse, whether towards the BEARS or BULLS.


4. He that observeth the wind shall
not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap.

He who watch the BEARS will not Buy, he who regards the BULLS will not sell.


5. As thou knowest not what is the
way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all.

....No one knows the Ways of the MARKET MAKERS.

This is serious ooo.

Rip to the dead..........

KIDS DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!

Horrible.....

No smoke without fire though.

I hope our Police can unravel this.

Very commendable. This is a president that know EXACTLY what he watch.

Skillful cook.

plucky16:
So interested... Bro let's talk

I replied ur PM.

Is anyOne interested in buying the Techno Y5 @ flash price? Holla me (PM me).
Lagos only.

mrshk:
I ordered the Innjoo One on Monday and it was delivered this morning

What is ur location pls? Mine is yet to be delivered.