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CelebritiesRe: Singer Teni Is Engaged! – (full Details) by javaguru: 2:58pm On Jul 09, 2022
that's it,
me no dey feel celebrity engagement, considering their long term history

congratulations to her though..
PoliticsRe: Corruption: I Can’t Close Shop And Be Chasing Thieves – Peter Obi by javaguru: 2:52pm On Jul 09, 2022
immaculatesense:
Lol... customers in empty shop?


I am just catching fun ooo...notin concern me in politics section ooo...sorry for intruding ooo...I belong to the religious segment...

Apologies for the overlap ooo
u no overlap, u made ur point

chasing a thief is a 50/50 chance

it is always better to forget the past and move on
EducationRe: Pleased by javaguru: 2:46pm On Jul 09, 2022
this is serious

u should have let ur parents know

small lies lead to bigger lies

tell them now or forever live in deceit.
PoliticsRe: Obi Used Private Jets Always, Owes PJ Coy $300k Since 2019- Deji by javaguru: 2:43pm On Jul 09, 2022
immortalcrown:
What is the essence of this news? Is it a criminal offense to be in debt? This is not tangible at all to be used against Obi in the 2023 election. It is funny how you people keep trying to use very weak points against Obi. grin

Is owing money as bad as certificate saga, drug case, bullion vans, age falsification and bad health?
help me ask them
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Long Snake I Killed In My Hometown. by javaguru: 2:11pm On Jul 09, 2022
business conductor

this 1 no dangerous shaa.
TravelRe: Why Would I Return To Nigeria After I Japa? by javaguru: 2:11pm On Jul 09, 2022
just give me ur land document
besides
crises never enter where u dey jakpa to
PoliticsRe: Corruption: I Can’t Close Shop And Be Chasing Thieves – Peter Obi by javaguru: 2:06pm On Jul 09, 2022
immaculatesense:
Wat if the thief carted away all your goods and run...will u rather stay with an empty shop or pursue the thief?
It will be wiser for me to close an empty shop and pursue the thief...at least if I can get all...I will get some to sell...half bread is better than....
what if you end up loosing more customers in the process of chasing the thief
PoliticsRe: Corruption: I Can’t Close Shop And Be Chasing Thieves – Peter Obi by javaguru: 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2022
four year will not even be enough, but we will have a way out.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Angry Youths Stone Osun State Governor (Video) by javaguru: 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2022
anything APC is a no no
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Get Mind With His Muslim/Muslim Ticket by javaguru: 1:56pm On Jul 09, 2022
we need all the necessary mistakes available
Nairaland GeneralRe: Python Killed After It Swallowed An Antelope (Photos) by javaguru: 1:52pm On Jul 09, 2022
this was definitely a last supper for our esteemed python
PoliticsRe: Video: Reno Schools An ‘obidient’ Youth Where to Channel his Anger by javaguru: 4:21pm On Jul 08, 2022
OBI was forcasted

PoliticsRe: If Election Is Conducted On Twitter Based On Followers; Atiku Wins by javaguru: 4:20pm On Jul 08, 2022
we don decide

Nairaland GeneralRe: More Secrets Of Mr Peter Obi Unveiled by javaguru: 4:18pm On Jul 08, 2022
what u should know

Christianity EtcRe: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by javaguru: 10:46pm On Jul 05, 2022
godofuck231:
a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue,
She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run"

That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES"

thats was their family guiedian spirit
according to the story the 6 other corpses were stacking her and was saved by the warrior spirit


ask your self

if the dead could really rise, how is Jesus resurectiom a big deal, what force led to it
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by javaguru: 10:46pm On Jul 03, 2022
Udemzy05 can I get ur Whatsapp number
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by javaguru: 10:45pm On Jul 03, 2022
Udemzy05:
There's a magnet around your laptop top casing (screen) this magnet when it comes in contact with the lid_switch transistor it goes to sleep and when you open it ,the light comes up.(3v when it comes in contact,it drops to 0v)

Probably there's a problem with that or do you wear a ring that is magnetic?

Well the best thing to do is take out the frame and remove the magnet ( note that your laptop won't be able to sleep) but your display adapter will be fine,no need to uninstall it.

If you have screw driver or any little iron that can detect a magnet, move it around your screen frame,if it magnet then that's where the small magnet it, then opposite it when you close the lid is where the lid_switch transistor is located.
one of the lid holder is broken(screw connecting the screen to the keyboard) , can that be the cause
CrimeRe: Breaking: Massacre Of Defenceless Igbo Youths By Soldiers In Ogbaru, Anambra by javaguru: 10:38pm On Jul 03, 2022
I hope this is not true, why this army be killing igbos any how, how many we come remain

them just indirectly be reducing our population

what is it sef

shaa make I never conclude say na true
PoliticsRe: NYSC Reacts As Police Arrest Corps Member For Electoral Misconduct by javaguru: 10:35pm On Jul 03, 2022
na our set dey go next, and na we go run 2023 own
HealthRe: Giant African Land Snail Invades Florida County by javaguru: 10:33pm On Jul 03, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Over here in Germany.

One piece goes for #2euro #25cent kiss.
e cost o, equating that to naira is about 1022
Christianity EtcRe: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by javaguru: 10:20pm On Jul 03, 2022
that na lie abeg

I don't believe in all those stuff,

once you believe all those fetish stuff, it tends to live in ur brain, creating imaginary and faceless beings, meant to scare u.

overcome that fear and live free, work in the dark and sing ur song, free, nothing go happen

movies has caused a lot of damages we have to repair b4 it's too late.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwanso Is Working For Atiku. He Is Not A Serious Aspirant by javaguru: 10:16pm On Jul 03, 2022
how do you justify your statement
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Obi China, Will He Sell Nigeria To China? by javaguru: 10:14pm On Jul 03, 2022
Chinkoalhaji34:
Obi China is a thief and some while ago he was seeking crowdfunding from people to continue his lying machine.

He stole Anamnra state dry and looted their money in tax havens. He is a thief and if Nigeria government is serious, he should be in kirikiri

He is a pathological liar.
u wrote too little for what u were paid, u just scammed ur boss, anyways

Obi-dience is better than sacrifice
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by javaguru: 10:05pm On Jul 03, 2022
hello, I have a problem with my HP PC, it keeps connecting itself to external monitor like its connected when it's not, and this happens when I try to open or close the lid.

when this happens, the screen goes black and comes back immediately, I dont touch the lid if it's steady,

any slight touch, it's goes black and comes back immediately.

if I happen to disable the display driver it stops,
even if I flip it 1k times

what could be the cause,

I have updated the display driver, still no solution

happened both in windows 8 and windows 10 and 11

my PC is hp250 g1
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by javaguru: 9:59pm On Jul 03, 2022
eben123:
Please,I just bought this laptop today,on getting home,I decided to switch it on and this was what I saw,pls help...
hello, how much did you buy the PC.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: See Why Tinubu Will Win Nigerias Next President Without Complain by javaguru: 2:12pm On Jul 03, 2022
tinubu vote no go pass 5
HealthRe: Giant African Land Snail Invades Florida County by javaguru: 2:08pm On Jul 03, 2022
see free food for naija, snail dare not try it.
PoliticsRe: Vote For APC No Matter How Angry You Are - Amaechi Tells Supporters by javaguru: 2:06pm On Jul 03, 2022
he admitted guys are angry
FamilyRe: OPINION: Nigerians Shouldn't Be Allowed To Keep Househelps by javaguru: 1:51pm On Jul 03, 2022
igbos always on case study grin
Shea na only them dey dis con3
we don't need any distractions

it's OBI 2023
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Should Choose Vp From The North Central by javaguru: 1:48pm On Jul 03, 2022
am here to read comments
CelebritiesRe: P'square: Peter & Paul Okoye Rock 'Obidient' Tops In Paris (Pictures) by javaguru: 1:42pm On Jul 03, 2022
psquare Don carry d matter for head o grin

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