₦airaland Forum

Datboredberri:
They are just there... Never came back to tell us how their stories ended... So I assume the worse...

Few reasonable men on Nairaland... Those with common sense are either married or gay...

Excuse me

How person go take see this kind food chop like this,
Nice one from our top chef

Holy sex sorry communion

sleek214:
Location and price

Location- Kaduna
Price - 70k

4gb ram
Hard disk 250
Battery very good
Core i5
Battery life - Above 2 hours
Location - Kaduna
Follow come charger
Price - 70k

Chai!!!! Channah1, kudos

I can design and develop websites and Software from scratch (fullstack developer)
I am also a graphic designer (logos, websites, softwares, flatters, handbills, music cover, movie posters and type of design)
I edit photos as a freelancer for different studios
And I also sell templates (type of design)

Available for more details and job if you need my services
Here’s my WhatsApp ( 08138062408 )
And email ( Abdulraufm67@gmail.com )

In DJ Khalid voice, “it’s another news”




In my own voice “Responsive website UI for sale - DM me”

Wahala for who no dey United

Responsive website front end designs for sale, Abeg DM me

BoredBerry:


This is awful...

I see my boyfriend wearing this, I'm gonna cut the shirt with a scissors...

Cringe...

Where can I get pictures of your face I need to make this shirt for myself

milann:
are you a virgin

Chai!!! That’s the first question you pick to ask me in public

Well yes I am

Going to my late 20s...........
30 and proud of it
Believe it or not that’s your problem

Edit: if the cheating includes exams (which was given to me by the teacher, because I can’t even cheat on my own) or choosing the biggest meat before others then I got 25 marks, otherwise 30 marks, never even been in a relationship to even cheat on the path.

Make I add small

Richsteemit:
This is me Ma. Im me, I'm nobody else.

That’s a picture from Facebook and it does not belong to you, I’ve seen it, and it was used for a dating profile joke

Congrats, God has done it for you



Abeg who get web or software design/development job?

It is not a small something ooo,
Am on the fence on this one

60k to fix and upgrade my laptop and phone for work (developer)
30k goes into my investment portfolio(just starting)
10k for feeding and data for research till things gets better (or am able to get clients)

Eid Mubarak to us all may Allah reward our good deeds and forgive our bad deeds, May All grant us many more Ramadan and Eids.
Let us share love and peace throughout this season and beyond
May God reward you

Sunmolar:
Don't joke with the job section on nairaland if you really need job.There are lots of opportunities here.

I am very very serious, because I need the money to sort things out

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Ok

My problem big pass this one for now, I go answer later.....

25/30

I salute you sir, this people always reminds me that no matter how much war some people’s ego makes cause there’s still love in humanity

No be small thing, Atletico all the way

TheSourcerer:
oh yeah it

You just come here dey cut onion any how, my eyes done full.
Good one my brother, I can’t wait for your next humanity thread

QueTeddy:
Nigerians could be the worst you would deal with. I was to work with one guy for an assignment, 4 actually and I did one free, these assignments include creating websites and using Flask in python, one included creating a type of game too. I told him, since its assignment, he should bring 60k for the 3, I'll leave one out as he was half done with it, He said 25k. I just blocked him without even saying anything.

Funny enough I told someone 187k for a restaurant website, she said, she thought it would be 15k for everything

Make I chill small for here

everythinggirly:
Real women always respected men. Stop calling lazy girls women.

You’re as beautiful as your comment. One can tell when a woman is talking.

To All Redpillers~~~Quote me with SIMple and see yourself in the middle of your village people