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Trojan8:
Yes bro, graduate list is almost same thing as the senate list so all things being equal we should be able to register by Monday.

Just checked the graduation list now.
I'm the second on the list.
They should be snappy on this whole senate list abeg. My blood dey boil

lawflec:
I finished from Uniben and I already registered

Bros really?
When did you register for manual at student affairs. I did mine early January.

TuneChi369:
... Nothing yet from Uniben...One of the staff there (Student affairs) said till next week. I just hope say na true him dey talk.

Wow
Thanks for the heads up bro.
Plz keep us posted.

Lucid1:
Stop blaming your schools, it's a general issue

Someone has to be blamed. Should we now blame NySC?

user294:
Even me, I was already getting scared and confused. But have they even pasted it at Student Affairs?

That I'm not sure of bro.

Plz guys, any positive news from Uniben. I simply don't know why uniben has suddenly become increasingly sluggish

Looking at uniben like....

Who doesn't know all these hungry uniben girls.
Any small thing, carry me go CaDa.
Lebanese people vex give dem Nadia still eno reach dem.
As a real nigerrrrr., when I was still there, if you can't accompany me too Buka, Penthouse, facoop, I'm dropping ur ass s ASAP.
I can't come and go and kill myself.
Uniben girls dey fine shaaa but na 70% make up

This whole hullabaloo don turn to season movies.
If you jump any episode, yoy won't understand anything.

Even devil go shock with the verdict.

At least, he is doing something, unlike some other toothless yahoo pastors. Good one.
Let the zombies continue licking the old mans ball sack.

I'm not saying the increment won't make any difference, infact, I'm gonna be benefiting from it soon.
The only thing that I pray against is is not to meet such ugly corpers in camp or anywhere close. See wide mouths like Buhari for third term maka 33k.
Hit like if you are a waiting for batch A

I think now its a good time to go re-watch the movie, 24. Jack Bauer will be a good influence.
Seriously eeh, something has to be done ASAP

Martinez39:
Welcome to the club.

Yeah bro.
Reading tons of sob stories from dudes here and some life experiences, the truth is glaring.
You, Ubunja, pansophist, jonnyspute, omer9.... Has been doing a good job serving the hard truths to those that wants to hear.

That romantic love is scam.
Big scam.
Take it or leave it

Tallesty1:
So with 30k he would have had your pussy? 30k for something that the best of it sometimes still smells like a black ant.


This is my problem with some of you.


If you know that 30k is your price then why didn't you bill him straight up instead of acting like you're interested in a relationship when you know that dating is bad for your business? Do prostitutes go on date with clients.

Chai
Bros ooh
Which one come be black ant

LordAdam16:
It isn't about "forming strong niggas".

Everything in life has governing principles.

A few people often excel at following the principles for something specific--whether it's creating wealth, raising a family, or plying a trade. Most don't.

The number of people who've told him he made clear and obvious errors are less than a dozen. Nigeria is a country of 200m. This forum has 1m members. The percentage/fraction of so-called "strong niggas" is a rounding error.

You should strive to be the best version of yourself; rather than looking for other sufferers so you guys can throw a grand pity party.

@OP: A relationship with someone you're not related to is a business contract/transaction. Terms & conditions apply.

Even if goddess Isis takes human form and *shockingly* decides you're the only human on the planet she wants to spend the rest of eternity with; you're still going to kiss a ton of frogs before you get to her.

The only reason why the other party will stay if she isn't getting what she expects is if there's clearly no better option. All these my parents stayed together for 40 years because they love each other is bullcrap. She ain't got nowhere else to go and don't know anyone subjectively better than your dad. They're stuck with each other.

But, but, but... she's submissive, clever, got curves and all that. So do business partners when they give you salient reasons to patronize/stick with them and not the competition.

But, but, but... we've got something special, we've got chemistry. Yea, and there's this thing called brand loyalty. I've been using the same main line/network for more than a decade. Doesn't mean I'm silly enough to use it for my data needs when there's a better option in the market.

Most peeps don't want to believe their relationships are business contracts. They want to believe that they are dating/engaged/married to a special human being. You be acting like s/he's an alien, an angel, a god(-dess), a nephilim. S/he isn't.

That's why you (guy I quoted) were toying with the hearts of other babes until you met the one you thought was different. And then she showed you how different she was by sending a bowling ball directly for your heart, when the others couldn't.

STOP loving, whatever that means. It's foolish. It may sound romantic, but ain't nothing romantic about the day-to-day of any long-term relationship. It's boring, it requires a ton of work, it can be messy, there're ebbs and flows, and quite frankly, it's more exciting to watch paint dry. You don't need to love (shorthand for 'be a fool for') a business partner to maintain a fledgling relationship.

Practice that and you wouldn't suffer any heartbreak ever again. If you do, it'd be from your own error of again thinking you met a goddess, rather than another human being with her own unique set of strengths and flaws. It'd be like having an insurance policy. You definitely don't want the disruption, but your mental health does not have to suffer because of it.

Be thankful for the good times and accepting of the bad times; but when a contract is done or is no longer in your best interest; show your partner the door or walk out yourself. Don't let him/her humiliate you first. For the love of [whatever you worship], have some self-respect.

Just look at how the OP is monitoring/doting someone else's cumbucket like she's a toddler.

And this is for you. Cos regardless of how many books and articles are written about it; how many philosophers point out the illogic; how many relationship coaches, counselors give talks and advice about it; there's a sucker born every minute. The vast majority are so arrogant to believe of the 107 billion humans to have ever existed, only they and the unicorns that are high school sweethearts who have grown in love every day till death have somehow cracked the code. There ain't any code to crack, you're only doing it wrong.

Awon lover boys! Kwantinue! Dem never break una heart reach.

One use you do test run, you've not gotten yourself, brood over the happenings, learned your lessons, you go soon carry your big head start dey follow another agbaya. Tomorrow you'd return and tell us all women are the same. Hoes ain't loyal. In other news, water is wet.

-Lord

Holy bleep!
Dude, did I just heard you say "someone's cumbucket Damnmmmn nigga. That shiit crancked me da helll up brah.
Your words are all legit.
Love your wisdom.
Oya take am as e dey hot brah

The more reason to believe that romantic love is just a mirage. People love for selfish reasons.

What a bad time to be an assnal fan

ubunja:
lmfao. Comment made my day. Especially with that Pic. Hilarious Bros.

Glad i was able to lighten up your day bro

Be good.

That im a lazy reader is not when it comes to any of ubunjas miseducations,. I must gather strenght read am

To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
Let those with ear hear.


The jack Bauer group can as well stay put

Some people always take the word " believe in yourself " too far. We need others just same way they need us.

Tekno, I'm on the search already.

Can you now safely scrap the damnn thing.

What a good way to buy a zobo with meat .
Hated that damnn thing the first time I tasted it.
Can we now say this is a new brand of zobo?
Like we can now call it "Gecko z".
Sounds like wetin go do

People always quickly wanna jump into business without or little experience thinking its all gonna be peachy, I laugh...
Wait, till people use debt to send you packing.
Funny enough, there is no way to avoid debtors
Especially students... They must owe you.

Left for me, I will tell yoy like dis without mincing words.
Abort, abort mission.