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Funny.
Even God doesn't come first in some niggaz life not to talk about a biitch.
Football is a god on its own, besides their is time for everything.
Anyways, op I know you just wanted to rattle guys here.
Next....

Just have to sit tight and wait for Batch A next year. Can't come and go and kill myself.
Can't never be a broke corper.
Na to hustle non stop this Xmas.

Born2winnx:
Guy your a weakling..

You never marry woman yet she don de control you..

When you Marry her how it go be.

U are a big slowpoke
Fool..


How wish I be your elder brother I go Beat you die for this shit

Sometimes I wonder how a dude will be so goddamn stupid. Claiming you are in love with a girl when you barely stand your ground.
Carry girl matter for head.

The thing is, most of all these gullible females usually don't outgrow their childhood fantasies,.
Well, what do I know.

Jayslicky:
Why will someone be following a shyngle? what are they following is it the waist or her ass or her sagged boobs.

If you want to follow people's ass/boobs you can do it in your streets or neighborhood you don't have to waste your data on Instagram, there are many girls in your streets with good ass and boobs you keep staring at their ass and boobs for free.

Lolz.
No be lie bros.
But those streets ones can't be zoomed privately for the vaseline crew, those ones are used as comparison.

judgementyard:
I wonder what some of them where laughing at, feeling less concerned

Why would they be concerned, when they already know they will be recruited officially as security personnels. They just passed screening like dis

Na boredom wan kill who dey change this fonts.

Was even busy zooming the pictures to see whether I will sight our very own Mannabbqgrill for the scene. He no dey joke with dead cow meat.

Welcome back home to the shithole.

Newguyhere:
condom sex sucks , I don't feel shit

Same way virus won't feel shit when caught your ass up.
Stay strapped bro.

Facts bro.
Nothing buh facts.
It pains me that yoy keep spilling the truths to them.
Left for me, let them do wht suits them, a prudent man knows a good woman when he see one.
Besides, the existence of the bad eggs will make you cherish the good ones.
Nice thread dude.
Im a fan on a low

To even open any online media these days its very scary.
Everyone is now giving opinion about rape.
Omoh eeh, this news tire me already

I will choose reading things fall apart than to sit for such exam.
Even a graduate in the department of geography can't even spell some of the terms in this question paper

Surebank1:
w is for weewee

lol

Lolz.
Seriously eeh. That poo its sickening..

Dorischuks:
w

No offense bro. Buh I still don't understand the logic behind this issue of trying to book space without making any reasonable contribution to the topic.
Ok tell me, what is "W"?
Smh

Wow.
Welcome development.
Good news coming from rivers state at las.
Been a long time coming

Ritzy10:
A Twitter user with the handle @Qsallyb took to the platform explain how much she did for her boyfriend who ended their relationship.

According to the lady, she used to appease her man by cooking fresh food and taking it to his house but it didn’t deter him from ending the relationship.

In her tweet, she said:
I used to go to the market everyday to cook fresh food for man and take to his house.
Lmao where is he today?
With another woman.
We thank God for life and restoration of senses.

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/nigerian-lady-laments-after-being-dumped-by-boyfriend/

Like say you did not chop from the food you cooked for him.
Poverty alleviation programme madam.

Dareal90s:
Seriously, Hausa, Ijaws, Fulani's, Yoruba's do show deep respect to elders, its only Igbo's that don't respect elders.

Why not just shut your hell hole.
If licking asses is what you lots term being respectful.
Then we Igbos we good.
Ndi ara

Funny enough. I knew this dude. He came down from a bus and rush into our shop(bar) it was raining heavily. It was on Saturday. He wanted to pay me after, and couldn't find the above wallets, we all looked for it inside our shop we did not see it. He made online transactions for me and I still gave him 500 for transport which he still send back to me online.
Hmmmmm.

Goridoe:
Image 1... He wan close eyes.. form baddo

*Beyind the scene, Dem land ahm better SLAP*

Image 2... Hin eyes SHINE well well

Hahahhaha hahahahha
No be lie bros. I was there. The slap sounds like fireworks

Savagereplaya:
Good afternon my people,i am new in the house..
I have made up my mind to travel,work and reside in south africa and i already have about 500,000 thousand in my account....
Please note i dont have anybody or any place to reside,but i know if i move over there i will find accomodation
please what type of visa do i need to apply for and how much will it cost me
and again what are the necessary documents that i need to have before applying for the visa!!

Thanks waiting for quotes!

Can somebody please attend to this very question
I'm also very interested in it.

NOETHNICITY:
I remember this guy was once declared wanted for Armed robbery.

Dude is an indian hemp smoker got many reasons to hate sars

And yoy simply just sounded like a chronic ganja smoker yourself.
Fool

Geenosko:
Depending on the level of relationship.
SA has relative visa

Actually, i got one of my maternal cousin living in S. A. At the moment. My plan is to join him over there anytime soon, perhaps when I'm done with the stupid� NYSC. I really wanna know the visa suitable for such arrangements.
Thanks and God bless

Geenosko:
Short summary.
SA is not exactly welcoming to economic immigrants unless you have critical skills.

As per greener pastures, the grass is not necessarily greener on the other side. Life as an illegal immigrant is SA can be very challenging.

What about the kind of visa suitable for someone that already got a relation over there that wants to stay over there for a while.
Thanks Thanks your reply

Plz house. I really needed to ask this question, I'm sorry if what I'm about to ask has already been treated by the gurus in the house.
Plz, for someone that ones to relocate to S. A majorly for green pasture and to start up something, what kind of visa is suitable for such endeavor and also can tourist visa be extended while in S. A. And again, how easy is it to acquire S. A work permit.
Plz I need some advice on this guys.
Thanks

Let's go there! �