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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Prefer Tall Guys Than Short Guys by Jaybnjamin(m): 1:02pm On Oct 18, 2019

sirqeeboi:
Still they end up marrying short guys.

Take heart thoughhh

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Prefer Tall Guys Than Short Guys by Jaybnjamin(m): 1:00pm On Oct 18, 2019

Personally, I think its because an average nija girl is average in height. Getting a tall dude is to complement,.
Imagine a short girl dating a short dude, they will just look like mushrooms.
And again, tallness is attractive.
I'm glad I'm tall shaa

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Crime › Re: Man Caught With A Woman's Severed Head In A Polythene Bag In Graphic Video by Jaybnjamin(m): 9:52pm On Oct 17, 2019

Now can we safely call nigeria a ZOO.

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Romance › Re: Can Someone Successfully wankk With Glo Network? by Jaybnjamin(m): 12:52pm On Oct 17, 2019

These shiit just made my day I swear.

Lmaos.

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Romance › Re: Ladies: What Do You Think Of Guys Who Compliments a lady's Boobs??? by Jaybnjamin(m): 6:59pm On Oct 16, 2019

This Chenzen guy sef. No offense oo, buh, I hope you are not a wimp in real life shaa.
Your threads always sounds bizarre.

Romance › Re: On Ubunja's "Choosing A Girl" by Jaybnjamin(m): 12:05pm On Oct 16, 2019

ProfessorHank:
I think this is the most useful write-up by Ubunja so far. I'm thinking of a way getting Ubunja to write more sequels on that particular topic and also find a way of thanking that dude.

Personally it makes some sense to me what he's doing.

Ubunja is practically saving men from ruin. Also the article on "The Way you start with a woman is the way you finish with her" is a banger!

But I frankly fear for the dude's life. Because some ladies will kill him if they discover his identity. And that's after they must have bleeped him. Lol!

Pls I need Ubunja to do some sequel on the topics I mentioned above. The magnitude of the message is immeasurable. I can't thank the dude enough but we need more from him.

Keep applying the ones he already dished out while wait for his home coming.
That dude is something else.

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Business › Re: Ever Bought Something Of Inferior Quality Unknowingly? Share Your Experiences. by Jaybnjamin(m): 9:59pm On Oct 15, 2019

greatbrian:
Its not about buying cheap stuffs bro. My arty man once bought one original adidas Sneakers. It cost 50something k . original as we were told. He rocked it to a club and while coming back to Kaduna he wore it all the way from Lagos only for us to realise it was fake on closer inspection but another colleague who knows better.

I got a wristwatch on an online store which cost over 30k aside shipping cost coz we were told its shipped from abroad and since I wanted to rock it I decided to pay for fast shipping everything over 35k. boldly written on it was a Russian army wristwatch and from what I saw on the ad it is suppose to come with a Nav, compass, a secret camera and many more specs that I know will help me in bush exercise. The whole stuff was delivered after a month plus and I got something without all the specs. Since its shipped from abroad so refund policy coz I paid before it was shipped. Do u call that cheap?

I bought a camo poncho (i think its called Rain jacket or so) from jumia it looked so delicate and I paid I instantly only to be presented with a shadow of what I saw online.

Most a times its not coz u got something cheap. Some people just derive joy in pulling wool over another human eye.

I fully understand you bro.

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Romance › Re: What's The Most Weird Gift A Lady Has Given You? by Jaybnjamin(m): 8:56pm On Oct 15, 2019

A gift is not suppose to make you feel weird. Its called a gift for a reason. Besides you can as well turn it down if the gift is too irrelevant to you. A simple, I'm fine, thank you, will do.

Well, what do I know...

Romance › Re: Guys before you spend your money on her read this. by Jaybnjamin(m): 6:36pm On Oct 15, 2019

When people with Akonuche(sense, wisdom) talks and open up a thread, you will know. It makes a perfect sense, its logical.
Personally, my plan is not just to look rich, but to be rich.
God bless every hard working dude out there.
We go make am
Op thanks.

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Romance › Re: I Love Chenzen. by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:24pm On Oct 15, 2019

chenzen:
lol. shut up

Romance › Re: Matured Minds Only. by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:22pm On Oct 15, 2019

Mtcheww.
When some nigazz are bored, they will just carry phone, enter here, cook up one horseshit and sit back and wait for replies.

You said matured minds, don't know if mine is qualified to advice you.
Don't be a wimp!

Romance › Re: I Love Chenzen. by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:16pm On Oct 15, 2019

This is just the height of boredom.

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Business › Re: Ever Bought Something Of Inferior Quality Unknowingly? Share Your Experiences. by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:07pm On Oct 15, 2019

When you buy cheap, you buy twice.
Well, I don't buy cheap stuffs, so I got no story to tell you.

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Romance › Re: Girls That Easily Give Out Their Numbers Are Usually Hard To Get? by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:41pm On Oct 13, 2019

A girl giving you her number is just like a company calling for interview, that does not guarantee that you will get the job.
The problem is with us some guys, why keep calling a number that barely returns your calls, to me, thats the height of stupidity.
Let's learn to jettison those that don't cherish you us, number or no number

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Education › Re: Kogi Students Tell Yahaya Bello To "Give Us Our Bursary Or Return Our N650" by Jaybnjamin(m): 6:19am On Oct 13, 2019

It's like, this Op did not study or understand reported speech for secondary school.
Nawaoo for the heading..

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Romance › Re: Do You Have Any Problem With Any Nairalander? And Why? by Jaybnjamin(m): 5:32pm On Oct 12, 2019

Crazyemberr:
i would like for that to happen but i've forgiven him.

Awesome. That's what christians ought to do

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Romance › Re: Do You Have Any Problem With Any Nairalander? And Why? by Jaybnjamin(m): 5:05pm On Oct 12, 2019

Crazyemberr:
What about those who dig up personal dirt on others?

Well, silence is golden.
Apply it and the whole thing will die naturally.

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Romance › Re: Do You Have Any Problem With Any Nairalander? And Why? by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:27pm On Oct 12, 2019

Life problems is what makes most people log in here to kill time at least. Making enemies here toppled with the one already experiencing outside here is nothing buh folly.
What happens here, stays here.

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Nairaland General › Re: What Happened To Nairaland?? by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:21pm On Oct 12, 2019

MissRaine69:
This used to be such an interesting place to interact with people who actually had functioning grey matter.
What happened?

Just needed to laugh over this though.

We all know what happened. So go and rest sister

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Romance › Re: Tanzania president asks women to bear more children by Jaybnjamin(m): 7:34am On Oct 12, 2019

Don't worry bro. Put your hands in good use.
Don't waste those hands.

Politics › Re: I Became A Billionaire At 25 – Governor Umahi by Jaybnjamin(m): 8:23am On Oct 11, 2019

And I'm already 26, without even up to 30k for account, one infinix hot, one small Nokia phone, NYSC continue to dribble me. Chai. Life eeh.

My time is surely gonna come.

Amen!

Crime › Re: 45-Year-Old Man Rapes 12-Year-Old Girl In Delta, Says Older Women Are Wide (Pix) by Jaybnjamin(m): 8:50pm On Oct 10, 2019

Just say you can't get older women ediot!
How can you get aroused over a 12yr old?
Monster.

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Romance › Re: How Can I Cut This Guy Off Without Hurting His Feelings? by Jaybnjamin(m): 2:21pm On Oct 10, 2019

My only problem is why you choose to drop the above gibberish over on a Nigerian site knowing fully well you hate our mentality. Why not contact your new found guy to help you out with a suitable polish site to ask your questions.
Well your intent its obvious, you just wanted to irk the reactions of Nigerian guys and it hurts that yoy are getting it but not in a good way obviously.
Ndi polish boyfriend...
Nah the spineless diccckhead killing himself over you I dey pity. And no be say you are even above average for beauty.

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Crime › Re: Lady Raped In Edo, Killed And Dumped In The Bush (Disturbing Photos) by Jaybnjamin(m): 7:59pm On Oct 08, 2019

Its like I will deactivate my Nairaland account. Bad news everywhere. Nawaoo

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Romance › Re: How Marrying A Woman With 4Kids From 4 Failed Marriages Almost Destroyed My Life by Jaybnjamin(m): 12:36pm On Oct 07, 2019

This guy shaaa
I should come and go and follow you to another
Site to read all those jargons?
You simply a gold digger
No be only follow you to another site.

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Politics › Re: Man Climbs Glo Mast In Kebbi, Says He Won't Come Down Until Buhari Steps Down by Jaybnjamin(m): 7:13pm On Oct 05, 2019

You think you can threaten this administration
We die here.
I thought its only easterners that are feeling the heat.
Why not do this rubish during harmattan.
Onye ara

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Politics › Re: Mininum Wage: Ekiti To Commence Payment Of N30,000 This Month by Jaybnjamin(m): 7:08pm On Oct 05, 2019

Simplyleo:
Kaduna first, followed by Ekiti, both APC states.

In their usual business, shildren of 8 will start wailing uncontrollably again. It is either they compare it with the US dollars or start pulling some funny statistics from their arzzes.

Meanwhile, when implementation of this minimum wage was delayed due to some inevitable beurocracy, they were the noisiest screaming scam, one chance etc.

2023 is still far, una intestines go comot at this level of wailing.

Nawaoo. How can you keep reasoning this way bro.
Its not like you will be exempted from living in the country till 2023.unless you plan on committing suicide, we all gonna face both the good and the ugly of this govt.

Romance › Re: My Gf Has Cheated On Me by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:01pm On Oct 05, 2019

The more I see stories like the one op is passing through, the more I'm glad that has been on the right track all along.
I'm not saying you should not forgive her, pls do. At least your future stories will serve as a deterrent to other simps.

Romance › Re: Giving Back Time by Jaybnjamin(m): 11:09am On Oct 05, 2019

My ego won't let me drop my bank details, but I need the money

Romance › Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Jaybnjamin(m): 4:14pm On Oct 04, 2019

Personally, without sounding boastful, I can't remember the last time I fall a mugu to anyone not to even talk about a girl, perhaps, because I was the firstborn in ma family, I'm always kinda bossy in nature, apart from spending call time trying to get to know a girl and buying one or two bottle of drinks, can't remember spending on duress on any girl.
The thought of me going broke after spending for a girl impulsively always knock my senses back to factory setting cos I vehemently despise to beg.
I dey even avoid all those karishikas when I jam them. If you jam vampires you go know nah if you be sharp guy.

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