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Hushpuppi vs Auntie kemi e war go make sense to watch n read ooo

But I dnt think anyone can win kemi, most celebrities are even afraid of picking fight with her

mpowa:
There is nothing people can do about their fat, dieting and exercise till eternity...dem go fat, same goes to some others, they will remain skinny even if they eat the whole house.

Dts an ignorant lie fat pigs use to keep themselves fat, have u heard of comedian lepaciousbose see her b4 n after pic n come back to delete this ur nonsense post.

Anybody will lose weight jst with proper diet n regular exercise @ least 7kg per month can be lost with this alone. Fat ppl are indisciplined n gluttons

Neddstark:
Donald Trump, the president of USA is on the big side. Believe me, he is more healthier than every human in your family

He may be jst d exception fat is a killer better exercise n eat right than looking for lame defense fat pig

kinibigdeal:
Am not a medical doctor but i just think fatness sometimes had to do with genes and not food.

Both nature n nurture is involved

This advice is for every fat person both male and female hit the gym cut down on high calorie food BC fat is a killer. Kemi is 100% correct and I stand with her on this advice to fatty pigs lol

500k per month, u can go to wherever n bless another applicant with this job, somebody somewhere has been praying for this kinda job like forever

xcommando:
I got this new apartment in April, through a caretaker/agent, we did all necessary discussion though no any written agreement. I paid him both the rend and commission and he gave me my receipt, I move into the apartment in June. I got home last night and got information that my landlady said he has sold the house out that they need to start working on the house before August rain. So we should start preparing on how to move out.

After my findings from the person that passed the information to me I discover that she is having money issues with the caretaker because my neighbour told me that she claim not to know that they are new tenants in the house, she heard it from people that they are new tenants in the apartment which she is not aware of so i just concluded that for her not to be aware the money has not be giving to her by her caretaker.

Now, the information reaching me is that the caretaker claim he want to balance the people that pack out of the house. He said their rent did not expire before they move out.

I told my neighbour that she sent to us(me and the other guy), if she is having issues with her caretaker they should resolve it within themselves for me I no dey pack
I need your advice on what to do


Cc Mrmcjay
Cc Tosin2much
Cc lala

Go and meet your landlady and explain to her that you paid to to the caretaker and you jst parked in and will be needing the BAL of ur money n 2 months notice to park out n hear what she will say.
Act like u believe the money got to her

Start looking for another apartment ASAP

massinola:
Topics on Shalom Schools have been created here severally, discussing the standard and uniqueness of the schools. The schools have been doing exploits but home and abroad. Have represented Nigeria in many occasions abroad. Won many national and international awards. Their products are always competing at the highest level. You haven't heard the last of them yet. A student of the mother school in Nsukka, Enugu state just cleared the whole grade meant for her in the just concluded WAEC. She had 9 A1s. What a brain.
You need to visit the schools if you haven't. Go check things out for yourself. They are worth sending your words to. They will give you the service for your cash.
The alated teacher while sharing the news on Facebook wrote :

"Last year was someone from Kaduna state with nine A1's. Today we have produced, and I am very much proud teaching this lovely and wonderful lady in a great citadel of learning"

Let the result talk for itself.
UNN wait and take

#AllTheBestCynthia

I'm not just praising the school from a distance. I actually graduated from the school, and I can authoritatively tell you that the school is a great citadel of learning. Take your kids there and thank me later

Waec leakage is much nw, miracle center may ve helped her case. Let's wait until she scores 400 in JAMB nonsense

no election in Anambra

Obiano go n sit down clown

jayfolarin:
No election in anambra, no wahala! but until such a time that biafra is actualised, anambrans who fails to participate in the election will be grossly shortchanged with access to public goods and services provided by the nigerian government! Thats what this bill does (hopefully)

No one should be allowed to eat their cakes and have it!

someone creates a thread and states his argument which are actually tenable and all you can scream is 'u dnt ve sense'. Brainwashed zombie of nnamdi kanu

The ops submission is a product of zoo thinking and not worthy of any form of engagement. His proposal belongs to the dustbin simple and short.

austinvsb1:
What is compulsory voting?

As practiced in Australia, Belgium, Singapore,Switzerland, Brazil, just to mention a few, Compulsory voting refers to laws which require eligible citizens to register for and participate in democratic election of representatives to form governance of their country, State or local government. Effective compulsory voting imposes penalties on citizens or constituents who fail to cast a vote in an official election and actively pursues eligible citizens who fail to register as voters as required by law

I think a piece of legislation should be passed both at federal and state level that:

- Effective immediately, All Nigerian citizens between the age of 18 - 70 (except those of unsound mind or those convicted of serious crimes) must be registered to vote and show up at the poll on election day.

- Nigerians who do not show up are subject to several public services disfranchisement (e.g ineligible to secure government jobs, increased health care cost etc) and fines.

- Although those who were ill or otherwise incapable of voting on election day can have this limitations and fines waived after providing sufficient proof.

- The act should not explicitly state that a choice must be made, it only states that the ballot paper be 'marked'. Thus if a voter feels like no candidate represents his views and policies, a NONE OF THE ABOVE OR BLANK option should be included.

- A JUSTIFICATION FORM for not voting should be made available to be filled at election centers & post offices nationwide. This is for voters who have other tangible reasons for non-participation[/b][/color]

Measures to encourage voting should include:

1. Nigerian voters can vote in an embassy if they are abroad or can empower another voter to cast the vote in their name; the voter must give a "permission to vote" and carry a copy of the voters card and their own on the actual elections.

2. those who were ill on voting day are excused by requesting a doctor to prove their condition.

3. those over 500 km away from their voting place are also excused by asking for a certificate at a police station near where they are.


ADVANTAGES & ARGUMENTS FOR THIS includes

- Voting is a civic duty comparable to other duties citizens perform (e.g. taxation, compulsory education etc).

- The Government (especially Legislature) reflects more accurately the "will of the electorate."

- Governments must consider the total electorate in policy formulation and management.

- Candidates can concentrate their campaigning energies on issues rather than encouraging voters to attend the poll.

- The voter isn't actually compelled to vote for anyone because voting is by secret ballot and they can always vote 'blank' or 'none of the above'



cc: presidency
lalasticlala
seun
mynd44

Truckload of bullshit, u dnt ve sense and u wanna start thread. No election in Anambra n dts final

EmagNig:
Can someone please offer a tangible explanation on why it is possible for Davido, who is considered a civilian, to use a Police Official Car plate numbers. Is that how it is done generally for any one who can afford to buy that? Or he is under some sort of protection by the police.

Let's open the floor

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/07/can-someone-explan-why-davidos-car.html

lalasticlala

BC he has 30billion in his account

HBD ohamadike I of Biafra land

Let's go dancing oola la la

Nothing surprising in dt okoroawusa is an Hausa since his real Dad is an Hausa man n his mum promiscuous ibo woman. He has awusa blood in him

Nawa ooo so 14 years old girl fit get belle and give birth normally

#No election in Anambra

Anyone in Anambra dt violates this order by ohamadike aka nwa chineke will pay d supreme price.

All anambralians must stay indoors during d election n eat ofe nsala

Igbos have never been more united in its history than on this Anambra election boycott. It will be total and massive election boycott. Any saboteur Igbo dt dare come out to vote will pay with his or her life.

#noelectioninAnambra

Most of they will nt leave except over their dead bodies. Have they finished answering eze Igbo 1 of sokoto ndi ara

abdulrazak07:
We all know GHX will surface again only we don't know when.. only am sure kyle won't be the one addressing us.

Am sure thy won't dare come bCk wth OGH1 or OGH2 sha..

Sure

We dnt really need to beg anyone. If he wants to return fine if nt he can go. The team is bigger than one player n he must accept to serve under d new captain.

alcmene:
Is it anyone's fault that the farthest Afonjas have gone to actualize their Oduduwa republic is a group photograph taken behind closed doors with an Iran-like flag

Lol they are born cowards afonjas no get liver

Indiaindia:
N. KANU HAS MADE DECLARATION THAT BIAFRANS MUST BE JUDEO-CHRISTIANS (THAT'S TO SAY HE/SHE MUST BE A JEW OR BELONGING TO JUDAISM)

SOURCE:
https://www.naij.com/1113577-non-igbos-join-biafra-judeo-christians-nnamdi-kanu.html

Afonjas from Ewedu republic

Nnamdi Kanu is ur nightmare

Holy holy holy Nnamdi kanu is another Savior lol

Ipobdevil:
Before you start shouting Afonja just check my profile I have been faithful ipob member for years and supporter of Nnamdi KANU
However as an Anambra Man with strong sense of Republicanism i call on my people to ignore this useless and counter productive order from Nnamdi Kanu of Abia state . i do not support Gov Obiano of Anambra nor his Apga party but why have KANU always attacked him and leave out his own state Governor of Abia Dr Okezie Ikpeazu PDP? Inspite of the bad state of Aba ?

Let Kanu first start Election boycott in His home state because if APC or Military Administration take over my state he will relaxe under a democratic civilian Government in Abia state . my people ignore Kanu order in Anambra we are Republicans and can never take useless order

No election in Anambra stop crying boy, anybody dt violates this order will be killed by IPOB

UnknownT:
Cool, didn't warrant the are you stupid. Be mindful please

Ignore d stupid part

LegendVibes:
In what is clearly its best result in the last 10 years, the West African Examination Council (WAEC) on Monday in Lagos announced a 59.22 percent pass rate in the 2017 May/June West African Senior School Examinations (WASSCE).

This result is a huge leap from the poorest result of 2008 record of 13.76 pass rate in the number of candidates with pass in five subjects including English Language and Mathematics and three other subjects.

In view of this, the 2017 result may signal a complete departure from the era of mass failure that characterises the performance of Nigerian candidates in the regional examination.

Olu Adenipekun, Head of the National Office (HNO), addressing newsmen at the WAEC office in Yaba Lagos said a total of 923,486 candidates representing 59.22 percent obtained minimum of credits in five subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics.

According to him, there is a slight improvement in the performance of candidates that sat for the examination as percentage of candidates in this category in WASSCE for 2015 and 2016 were 38.68 percent and 52.97 percent, respectively.

A look at the result in the last 10 years showed that candidates that sat for the examination between 2007 and 2011 had a pass rate of 25.54, 13.76, 25.99, 24.98, and 30.70 percent, respectively.

In what appeared to be the period of marked improvement by candidates from Nigeria, the periods from 2012 recorded slight improved and took a leap in 2016.

The results of the examination from 2012 to 2015 showed that the number of candidates that wrote the terminal examination as a prerequisite for admission into tertiary education and scored five credits in five subjects including English Language, Mathematics and three other subjects had pass rates of 38.81, 31.28 and 38.68 percentages, respectively.

However, it recorded a clear break from the past as the 2016 diet recorded a complete leap with 878,040 of the 1,552,758 students who sat for the May/June exams. Candidates representing 52.97 percent obtained credits in five subjects and above, including English language and Mathematics.

Speaking further on the 2017 result he said a total of 1,567,016 candidates registered for the examination out of which 1,550,162 candidates sat for the examination, adding that out of the total number of candidates that sat for the examination 1,471,151 which represent 94.36 percent have their results fully processed and released.

Olanipekun added that 95,734 candidates representing 5.64 percent had a few of their subjects still being processed due to errors traceable to the candidates in the course of registration or writing the examination.

However, he said the results of 214,952 candidates representing 13.79 percent are still being withheld in connection with various reported cases of examination malpractices.

He added that the cases are being investigated and reports of the investigations will be presented to the appropriate committee of the council in due course for consideration, stressing that the committee’s decision will be communicated to the affected candidates through their schools.

He also said with the upgrade of the council’s ICT facilities, particularly, the recently commissioned HP Converged System, a private cloud, the capacity of the Council’s ICT has now been enhanced.

“With the progressive review of our processes and procedures backed with the determination of the entire workforce of the council in Nigeria to serve the Nigerian child better and faster, the early release of the results of the WASSCE for school certificate 2017 has been made possible.

Speaking further on the breakdown of the results, Olanipekun said 1,357,193 candidates representing 87.05 percent obtained credits and above in four subjects, while 1,243,772 candidates representing 79.77 percent obtained credits and above in five subjects and 1,084,214 candidates representing 69.54 percent obtained credits and above in six subjects.



Culled From; http://drinosblog..is/2017/07/wasce-records-best-result-in-10-years.html

Miracle centers are on d rise, it's expected

In addition many centers use smartphone n Google to write exams plus impersonation

Many of these student can't write anything in English and they ve A1 in English

blackcoffee:
while you guys are here schooling us on medical science, obesity and bullying I am where I am suffering from loneliness so any lady that is sauce-ful enough to take away my loneliness should DM me ASAP

Ur jobless asss needs a job nt a lady

gbosaa:
She might be a pharmacist but she is no doctor. What kind of pharmacist btw practices her profession through online bullying? She wasn't trained to diagnose and she knows nothing about that child. No one knows that baby better than her parents and family doctor.

Kemi should stop spreading hates and malice about other people. It is so wrong. I think someone who knows her too well should as a matter of urgency sit her down and talk to her. She might attempt her tactics on the wrong person and the reaction might not be too pleasant for her.

She referred them to a doctor to confirm her diagnosis which is 100% correct. The babies has a birth defect n stage 1 juvenile diabetes is likely

Mandynews:
Kemi Ololuyo has shared more slamming message to Seyi Law with caption

"BREAKING I just received a call from one of @seyilaw1's wife's relatives in the UK who disclosed privately to me that his daughter Tiwa has a disability and medical complication she was born with. Tiwa cannot process #insulin well and therefore gains weight and retains fat like any hyperglycemic patient would. This sounds close to type 1diabetes also called juvenile diabetes. I spotted this baby as obese 6 months ago to educate others on a medical issue, her father acknowledged it and I also called @majeayida into it, a first clsss fitness trainer who I asked to write an article on child obesity to assist me as a pharmacist to educate Nigerians.

NEXT I was wrongfully imprisoned and Seyi said he was rejoicing when he heard that I was locked up because she called my baby "fat". Rather than him apologizing for that, he insulted my entire family. Today my mom cursed him for saying she should have kept her placenta and thrown me away, called me a family reject and compared me with a dog with RABIES!
None of his fans saw him do wrong, they did not research the original post and all thought this online fight was between me and Seyi. It was about the child. Instead, I got curses and death threats. Some illiterates even thought the word "obese" was a bullying word when its actually a medical term. The other disability the child suffers is too much to say here. Pray for that girl. Seyi, I advise you take down your child's photos from social media. To all the celebrities sarcastically cursing me out not mentioning my name, thank God u will remain scared of me forever posting her pictures and crowning her baby of the year as I made her famous in one weekend, ALWAYS FOCUS ON THE BIGGER PICTURE.
LEARN MORE ABOUT JUVENILE DIABETES. The immune system destroys cells in the pancreas. No more insulin is produced. The child becomes FAT for a lifetime #hnnhealth
#tiwagate"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWqeNf2nifg/

Source: http://lifedrama.com.ng/my-mom-caused-him-kemi-olunloyo-comes-for-seyi-law-again-pics/

Juvenile diabetes
This Tiwa baby don suffer

Seyi law and d wife must be weeping they don buy big market ooo. Next time don't start what u can't finish @ seyi law u wanna fight with mad woman way all celebrities they fear lol

ChangeIsCostant:
A lady is filled with thanks to God after her horrifying encounter with a snake while returning from work with her husband in his car. The woman whose baby was in the back seat - revealed that when she wanted to come out from the vehicle, she saw a big black snake waiting for her on the ground. Out of her instinct, the lady quickly closed the door just when the snake wanted to enter the vehicle as she smashed the reptile to death.... Read her words below;


On that faithful evening, le boo came to carry me from my place of work, it was few minutes past 5pm. I sat at the front seat just beside him, while my baby was sleeping peacefully at the back. We gisted on our way, laughed, chop suya based on logistics all the way. Eventually we drive reach house, make I open door come down from motor. Na long hissing I hear, I decide to take another look before dropping my leg which was by this time suspended on air. My sisters lo and behold na big black snake I see, set and ready to attack.

The way I take draw my leg put back inside motor na only God fit explain am. Omo! My head was spinning fast as I quickly drag the handle of the motor make I close the door, the snake see me o, e know wetin I wan do o, na so e raise body spear come meet me inside motor. But my God who is faster than the fastest snake helped me lock the door just before it could enter the car.

I was shouting and telling hubby to drive back that there is a snake and the snake spear towards me inside the car but my hubby who takes everything as a joke thought I was joking, he started laughing and saying if snake hears sounds it runs away not to talk of a car whose noise is louder than that of a human and that even if it does not run that snake does not pursue someone inside car that what did I do wrong that snake would spear to come and meet me. Eventually he turned around to my direction to see if there was anything there and then he screamed.

"Baby it's there o, don't open your door o" come see me inside the motor, I Donn jump go back seat, carry my baby pass my husband side fly commot for the motor. Little did I know that the devil had already been defeated. When the snake speared to me inside the car, it succeeded in entering with its ugly head but when I locked the door I also succeeded in closing its head in between.

So it's head was inside with its mouth wide opened ready to bite while it's body was outside. God had killed it for me. Everyday I still celebrate my God who did this miracle for me........

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/07/lady-encounters-snake-coming-husbands-car-happened.html

Story didn't add up except d snake was sent

There is no way a snake will hear d sound of a vehicle and still remain there, only an idi.OT will believe this story

Amoyinoluwa24:
Fulani Herdsmen and their cattle on Monday took over a major road in Abuja Central Business District, FCT.

According to reports, some motorists were forced to stop their vehicles to pave way for the bulls and cows strolling freely on the express way.

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/07/fulani-herdsmen-and-their-cattle-take.html

Dts change u kw

It's OK Nigeria is a Zoo after all

Amoyinoluwa24:
Fulani Herdsmen and their cattle on Monday took over a major road in Abuja Central Business District, FCT.

According to reports, some motorists were forced to stop their vehicles to pave way for the bulls and cows strolling freely on the express way.

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/07/fulani-herdsmen-and-their-cattle-take.html

Dts change u kw

Dino vs d adeleke id.iot combo will be a hit

segebase:
ponzi over fix games

Lol all na gambling