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Politics / Re: Artillery Weapons Bought By Jonathan, Used By Late Col. Abu-led Troops (Video) by jaymdee(m): 5:44am On Nov 08, 2016
What do you mean by "Goodluck bought "?
Family / Re: 9 Struggles Men Go Through Ladies Will Never Understand by jaymdee(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27, 2016
dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

This is experienced in your early years like 6-10 years old. And not more than once or twice in your entire life. Unless you're so careless. And how do you zip your scrotal sac when you have your brief or pants on?

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Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Dressed Like A Plumber To MTV Mama Awards. Get Blasted [PICS] by jaymdee(m): 12:12am On Oct 23, 2016
Now everyone of you should shut up!!! That jumpsuit is a custom tailored piece inspired by the hardwork of everyday people. It is meant to inspire dignity in labour. How else should the jean material be creatively designed? Men, he stepped out on one of the most original outfits. It is a tough design. It is a rare design. All you critics are following the bandwagon. If one top New York fashion blog first posted it as one of the best (which it is actually), you guys will be claiming him by now saying "Yoruba singer wins best dressed, Oduduwa son won best dressed at the MAMAs" etc. Nansense!!!

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Properties / Re: Come Here,let Me Show You "What A Man Can Do,a Woman Can Do Better by jaymdee(m): 2:34am On Oct 14, 2016
Why is the topic "A Female Nairalander"? Is she not a Nairalander? And why should you say what a man can do, a woman can do better? Are we not meant to be equals according to this your idea of feminism? Since any form of praise to the women folk is seen as degrading, then we should observe a level playing field. So this tread has nothing special according to the gospel of feminism. A Nairalander has some ongoing building project. FULLSTOP. Kudos and success to this project.

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Politics / Re: Fresh $30million Found In Bank Accounts Linked To Patience Jonathan (pic) by jaymdee(m): 5:11pm On Oct 03, 2016
ikaboy:
ohin mmo!

Ezigbo Ohin mmo.

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Politics / Re: Obiano Chilling With His Family At Their Texas Residence by jaymdee(m): 10:42pm On Sep 12, 2016
amanze15:
which king in which abroad, abegi, they look very humble, girl is not wearing some Peruvian hair looking like what chimamanda adiche envisages in an African woman,

Truly rich people don't wear hair extensions
Sports / Re: Morolake Akinosun Won Gold Medal For USA by jaymdee(m): 11:07pm On Aug 21, 2016
Our problem as a country is yet to begin. Tribalism everywhere. "Yoruba" daughter. Wow.
Now we can conclude she's not Nigerian. She's Yoruba. Hmmmmm

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Business / Re: 7 Easy-to-do Online Jobs You Can Do From Home by jaymdee(m): 5:08pm On Aug 03, 2016
But where's the light and internet?

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Crime / Re: Woman Cuts Her Husband's Lips For "Sending Money To His Lover". Graphic by jaymdee(m): 2:27pm On Jul 30, 2016
After recovering, the man needs to separate fast. Better be yourself than a devil.

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Business / Re: I Spotted A Bottle Of Pepsi On Konga Today by jaymdee(m): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2016
Safari29:
its a packkkkkkkkk op

How can it be a pack? How many in the pack? and what is the unit price?
Celebrities / Re: 2face University Of Igbinedion Degree Certificate by jaymdee(m): 2:24pm On May 11, 2016
@Op, please what is "University of Igbinedion"?
Family / Re: Is It Good For A Husband And Wife To Have Separate Rooms At Home? by jaymdee(m): 6:38pm On May 09, 2016
christopher123:
Sometimes you need space ...I have my own room....it doubles as a study also
na lie joor. talk d thin wey u dey do for dia.
Celebrities / Re: How I Was Disappointed By Koffi The Comedian! by jaymdee(m): 4:48pm On Apr 26, 2016
But why invite someone like Koffi to your wedding in the first place. No be everybody wey dem show for TV be celebrity o.

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Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Stunning In Lanre Da Silva (photos) by jaymdee(m): 12:39am On Apr 24, 2016
conniegirls:
She is gorgeous, she does not look like a Nigerian.
Is she married?
You mean Nigerians are not usually gorgeous undecided
Family / Re: My Wife To Be Has Anger Issue. How Do I Curtail It? by jaymdee(m): 2:56am On Mar 22, 2016
It might seem odd to ask, but how passionate are you guys sexually? Any chance she is a virgin? Anger comes from a lot of sources, I'm trying to find out something.
Education / Medicine Now 11 Year Course In Nigeria by jaymdee(m): 7:10am On Mar 15, 2016
SAN FRANCISCO, March 14, (THEWILL) – The National Universities Commission (NUC) has declared that students who study medicine will now spend a minimum of 10 years in the university.

The Executive Secretary of the Commission, Prof. Julius Okojie, made this known in a lecture delivered at the first matriculation and inauguration of the University of Medical Science, Ondo, Ondo State.

Okojie, represented by the Deputy Executive Secretary of the commission, Prof. Chiedu Mafiana, said the development had become imperative in order to enable the students mature psychologically for the profession.

He added that the 2015 document for the training of medical students projects that the students will spend the first four years studying basic sciences in university after which they would proceed to the medical school to spend another seven years.

Ondo a State governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, in his speech, as Visitor, said the university will leverage on the benefits of the medical complex around the institution to advance efforts in medical research and training and expressed optimism about the results from the institution.

“It is our hope and belief that it will provide sound scientific, technological and professional training to address identified health needs and problems, solve them within the context of community and national needs and sustainable development,” Mimiko said.

The Vice Chancellor of the university, Prof. Friday Okonofua, in his remarks assured the that the university would achieve the objectives for which it was established.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Joins Twitter, Shares Few Motivational Tweets by jaymdee(m): 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2016
Okay. Now let's reason together. This is about the 4th thread on Olajumoke making front page today. Sincerely I (and I believe a lot of other Nigerians) wish Jumoke and her family well. She has the best of luck and fortune smiled on her. But why the media attention? Is it not too much for a starter? From the way I understand the media, too much hype at the beginning leads to a great fall. Now she is all out on most social media platforms, obviously orchestrated by her media team. I don't think this is a sustainable way to do things. She can get working on her modelling skills with subtle media attention. And let me say this. How is she a good influence to the young ones? Is her story driven by hardwork? A child in school after seeing her story might be demoralized in school work and the drive to work for success. Such child would say "No be Olajumoke dey street dey sell bread as person see am to make am model?" "Why the need for school sef?" "Teacher commot for road". We should mind the type of stories we use in setting agenda for the society.

God bless Olajumoke
God bless the effort of our hardwork.
God bless Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Comedian AY Before And Now - Photo by jaymdee(m): 8:19am On Feb 24, 2016
This is basically different looks at certain times of his life, not too related to riches. If he was rich at the time the first pic was taken, he wouldn't have changed much cos that was the style of that age; haircut, dress sense etc. It's simply a case of growing. People grow.
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Made UNN Chancellor: Emerges As The Youngest Chancellor In Nigeria by jaymdee(m): 11:13pm On Feb 18, 2016
chukzyblingz:
Is Dein of Agbor older than him?
Dein Ikenchukwu is younger than him, so the Dein of Agbor is the youngest University Chancellor.
Crime / Re: Armed Robbery Going On In Ikirun, Osun Days After Bloody Attack by jaymdee(m): 10:57pm On Feb 13, 2016
Vig86:
I served in Osun state and I can confidently say that 35% of Osun people are thieves and the remaining 65% are gamblers.
Stop spreading this black lie. I served at Osun State and I met mostly good people. Down to earth and caring... So friendly too. And then the power situation was the best nationwide.

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Education / Re: Photo: UNN "Vintage" Damsels Of '60s And '70s. by jaymdee(m): 1:59am On Feb 06, 2016
I like their hair. Present day Naija girls don't wear their hair like this anymore. Why? angry

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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Celebrates His 30th Birthday Today; Mourns His Late Broda by jaymdee(m): 10:02am On Feb 02, 2016
dapsoneh:
Don't tell me lilian is 25

So I guess Lilian is older.
Career / Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by jaymdee(m): 9:51pm On Jan 21, 2016
wristbangle:


So the news about Nigerians working in mortuary is false? Does that mean people spreading this information are lying?

Anyway what about the other listed points brother?

The working in the mortuary things is false. You can't just leave Nigeria and become a mortician abroad. It's like traveling abroad to become a medical doctor. You're dreaming, unless you go through training abroad and get the highly required qualifications. And that class of job that mortician falls in needs special training. It's not the type that picks just anybody like other minor roles. And if you've not travelled, these things people say are usually very hard to relate to.

As a student what job do you expect before graduating to get that much desired job? Sure you'll get that much desired job cos you're equipped with a certificate and training from an institution they know and trust. But meanwhile would you tell a Nigerian graduate to reject a cleaning job that pays his bills and leaves him/her with a monthly cheque of N600,000 equivalent? Hmmmmmm.
Family / Re: Guys, Would You Allow Your Sister's Husband Beat Her In your presence? by jaymdee(m): 9:47pm On Jan 20, 2016
Motherfucker2:
****
What are you gonna do if your sister's husband is hitting her ?? Fight the husband ??
When the police comes, two of you are going to jail.

The best thing to do is call 911, they will be there in the next minute and his ass will be in jail for domestic violence, and spouse battery and some other charges.
911 for Nigeria? The police will tell you it's a family matter.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Feed Their Victims With Soft-Drinks And Biscuits by jaymdee(m): 2:17pm On Jan 18, 2016
Once dem catch you like this you go get six packs by thunder by force. no need for gym again.
Crime / Re: 2 Scavengers Caught Vandalising Vehicles In Lekki (photos) by jaymdee(m): 1:10pm On Jan 18, 2016
Na wa o. Stealing should be condemned and all should be punished. But wait o, this our obodo Naija if person steal moto part of #50k dem go naked am and burn am, but when another person steal #1billion dem go show am for TV and put him face for newspaper with him white starched agbada with olopa for him back sef.
Travel / Re: Food Aero Airline Served A Passenger While Travelling From Lagos-Port Harcourt by jaymdee(m): 12:50pm On Jan 18, 2016
Wow, see enjoyment o. This is far better than what you get in such flights in the US or Canada. You get a small pack of peanut (Groundnut) or pretzel and juice or any other choice of beverage. Shikena.
Health / Re: Lassa Fever: Health Workers Warn Nigerians To Stop Consuming Soaked Garri by jaymdee(m): 12:06am On Jan 18, 2016
I believe it's due to rodents urinating on garri during storage. If your garri is stored in an airtight container always I think you'll have minimal risk.
Nairaland / General / Re: Pick Your Sleeping Pattern, Mine Number 4 by jaymdee(m): 12:00am On Jan 18, 2016
Why don't we have wrapper among the options?
Health / Re: Lassa Fever: Health Workers Warn Nigerians To Stop Consuming Soaked Garri by jaymdee(m): 7:50am On Jan 17, 2016
Ayoemrys:
In a situation wereby majority in nigeria earn below $1 per day,now you said soaked gaari is forbiden,if not gaari sum peaple would have die of hunger,wat am expect from you is to enlighten den how to prevent rat from enterin deir food,#killTHATratB4itKILLu,

Right. Adequate enlightenment is needed on this delicate issue....
Health / Lassa Fever: Health Workers Warn Nigerians To Stop Consuming Soaked Garri by jaymdee(m): 6:53am On Jan 17, 2016
--www.thewillnigeria.com

The Medical and Health Workers Union, Lagos State Council, on Saturday said that it would embark on public enlightenment to discourage consumption of soaked garri for now to prevent the spread of Lassa fever.
Mr Razak Adeofalade, the Chairman of the union stated this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos.

According to him, the house rats that caused Lassa Fever are mostly in contact with Nigerian most staple food garri, a cassava product.

“We are going to encourage members of the public to depart from the process of drinking gari at this moment, it is better that the cassava flour is utilised for `eba,’ because of the use of hot water.”

“We are waging total war and that is: `War against Rats,’ and that is what we are going to do to ensure we do not have another victim of Lassa Fever in the state.”
“We will also be telling them to ensure that their fruits and raw vegetables are properly washed if they must be consumed raw and cook to the appropriate temperature.”

“The whole essence is to enlighten our people because education carries a lot of weight in this whole activity,’’ he said.”
Adeofalade added that the union was also calling for adaptation of best practices for food storage to prevent epidemic.
According to him, the union is determined to wage war against rat in the state and public enlightenment on fighting epidemic.
He said his members cut across all government’s hospitals and local governments and would be mobilised to start enlightenment on the evil of rodents.
“We will go into premises, market place and teach them on the best practice of storing of food items from contacts with rodents,’’ he said.

He said the union will be working in collaboration with the Environmental Health Officers to reach out to the grass-roots. (NAN)
--- www.thewillnigeria.com

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