₦airaland Forum

What do you mean by "Goodluck bought "?

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

This is experienced in your early years like 6-10 years old. And not more than once or twice in your entire life. Unless you're so careless. And how do you zip your scrotal sac when you have your brief or pants on?

Now everyone of you should shut up!!! That jumpsuit is a custom tailored piece inspired by the hardwork of everyday people. It is meant to inspire dignity in labour. How else should the jean material be creatively designed? Men, he stepped out on one of the most original outfits. It is a tough design. It is a rare design. All you critics are following the bandwagon. If one top New York fashion blog first posted it as one of the best (which it is actually), you guys will be claiming him by now saying "Yoruba singer wins best dressed, Oduduwa son won best dressed at the MAMAs" etc. Nansense!!!

Why is the topic "A Female Nairalander"? Is she not a Nairalander? And why should you say what a man can do, a woman can do better? Are we not meant to be equals according to this your idea of feminism? Since any form of praise to the women folk is seen as degrading, then we should observe a level playing field. So this tread has nothing special according to the gospel of feminism. A Nairalander has some ongoing building project. FULLSTOP. Kudos and success to this project.

ikaboy:
ohin mmo!

Ezigbo Ohin mmo.

amanze15:
which king in which abroad, abegi, they look very humble, girl is not wearing some Peruvian hair looking like what chimamanda adiche envisages in an African woman,

Truly rich people don't wear hair extensions

Our problem as a country is yet to begin. Tribalism everywhere. "Yoruba" daughter. Wow.
Now we can conclude she's not Nigerian. She's Yoruba. Hmmmmm

But where's the light and internet?

After recovering, the man needs to separate fast. Better be yourself than a devil.

Safari29:
its a packkkkkkkkk op

How can it be a pack? How many in the pack? and what is the unit price?

@Op, please what is "University of Igbinedion"?

christopher123:
Sometimes you need space ...I have my own room....it doubles as a study also

na lie joor. talk d thin wey u dey do for dia.

But why invite someone like Koffi to your wedding in the first place. No be everybody wey dem show for TV be celebrity o.

conniegirls:
She is gorgeous, she does not look like a Nigerian.
Is she married?

You mean Nigerians are not usually gorgeous

It might seem odd to ask, but how passionate are you guys sexually? Any chance she is a virgin? Anger comes from a lot of sources, I'm trying to find out something.

SAN FRANCISCO, March 14, (THEWILL) – The National Universities Commission (NUC) has declared that students who study medicine will now spend a minimum of 10 years in the university.
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The Executive Secretary of the Commission, Prof. Julius Okojie, made this known in a lecture delivered at the first matriculation and inauguration of the University of Medical Science, Ondo, Ondo State.

Okojie, represented by the Deputy Executive Secretary of the commission, Prof. Chiedu Mafiana, said the development had become imperative in order to enable the students mature psychologically for the profession.

He added that the 2015 document for the training of medical students projects that the students will spend the first four years studying basic sciences in university after which they would proceed to the medical school to spend another seven years.

Ondo a State governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko, in his speech, as Visitor, said the university will leverage on the benefits of the medical complex around the institution to advance efforts in medical research and training and expressed optimism about the results from the institution.

“It is our hope and belief that it will provide sound scientific, technological and professional training to address identified health needs and problems, solve them within the context of community and national needs and sustainable development,” Mimiko said.

The Vice Chancellor of the university, Prof. Friday Okonofua, in his remarks assured the that the university would achieve the objectives for which it was established.

Okay. Now let's reason together. This is about the 4th thread on Olajumoke making front page today. Sincerely I (and I believe a lot of other Nigerians) wish Jumoke and her family well. She has the best of luck and fortune smiled on her. But why the media attention? Is it not too much for a starter? From the way I understand the media, too much hype at the beginning leads to a great fall. Now she is all out on most social media platforms, obviously orchestrated by her media team. I don't think this is a sustainable way to do things. She can get working on her modelling skills with subtle media attention. And let me say this. How is she a good influence to the young ones? Is her story driven by hardwork? A child in school after seeing her story might be demoralized in school work and the drive to work for success. Such child would say "No be Olajumoke dey street dey sell bread as person see am to make am model?" "Why the need for school sef?" "Teacher commot for road". We should mind the type of stories we use in setting agenda for the society.

God bless Olajumoke
God bless the effort of our hardwork.
God bless Nigeria.

This is basically different looks at certain times of his life, not too related to riches. If he was rich at the time the first pic was taken, he wouldn't have changed much cos that was the style of that age; haircut, dress sense etc. It's simply a case of growing. People grow.

chukzyblingz:
Is Dein of Agbor older than him?

Dein Ikenchukwu is younger than him, so the Dein of Agbor is the youngest University Chancellor.

Vig86:
I served in Osun state and I can confidently say that 35% of Osun people are thieves and the remaining 65% are gamblers.

Stop spreading this black lie. I served at Osun State and I met mostly good people. Down to earth and caring... So friendly too. And then the power situation was the best nationwide.

I like their hair. Present day Naija girls don't wear their hair like this anymore. Why?

dapsoneh:
Don't tell me lilian is 25

So I guess Lilian is older.

wristbangle:
So the news about Nigerians working in mortuary is false? Does that mean people spreading this information are lying?

Anyway what about the other listed points brother?

The working in the mortuary things is false. You can't just leave Nigeria and become a mortician abroad. It's like traveling abroad to become a medical doctor. You're dreaming, unless you go through training abroad and get the highly required qualifications. And that class of job that mortician falls in needs special training. It's not the type that picks just anybody like other minor roles. And if you've not travelled, these things people say are usually very hard to relate to.

As a student what job do you expect before graduating to get that much desired job? Sure you'll get that much desired job cos you're equipped with a certificate and training from an institution they know and trust. But meanwhile would you tell a Nigerian graduate to reject a cleaning job that pays his bills and leaves him/her with a monthly cheque of N600,000 equivalent? Hmmmmmm.

Motherfucker2:
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What are you gonna do if your sister's husband is hitting her ?? Fight the husband ??
When the police comes, two of you are going to jail.

The best thing to do is call 911, they will be there in the next minute and his ass will be in jail for domestic violence, and spouse battery and some other charges.

911 for Nigeria? The police will tell you it's a family matter.

Once dem catch you like this you go get six packs by thunder by force. no need for gym again.

Na wa o. Stealing should be condemned and all should be punished. But wait o, this our obodo Naija if person steal moto part of #50k dem go naked am and burn am, but when another person steal #1billion dem go show am for TV and put him face for newspaper with him white starched agbada with olopa for him back sef.

Wow, see enjoyment o. This is far better than what you get in such flights in the US or Canada. You get a small pack of peanut (Groundnut) or pretzel and juice or any other choice of beverage. Shikena.

I believe it's due to rodents urinating on garri during storage. If your garri is stored in an airtight container always I think you'll have minimal risk.

Why don't we have wrapper among the options?

Ayoemrys:
In a situation wereby majority in nigeria earn below $1 per day,now you said soaked gaari is forbiden,if not gaari sum peaple would have die of hunger,wat am expect from you is to enlighten den how to prevent rat from enterin deir food,#killTHATratB4itKILLu,

Right. Adequate enlightenment is needed on this delicate issue....

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The Medical and Health Workers Union, Lagos State Council, on Saturday said that it would embark on public enlightenment to discourage consumption of soaked garri for now to prevent the spread of Lassa fever.
Mr Razak Adeofalade, the Chairman of the union stated this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos.

According to him, the house rats that caused Lassa Fever are mostly in contact with Nigerian most staple food garri, a cassava product.

“We are going to encourage members of the public to depart from the process of drinking gari at this moment, it is better that the cassava flour is utilised for `eba,’ because of the use of hot water.”

“We are waging total war and that is: `War against Rats,’ and that is what we are going to do to ensure we do not have another victim of Lassa Fever in the state.”
“We will also be telling them to ensure that their fruits and raw vegetables are properly washed if they must be consumed raw and cook to the appropriate temperature.”

“The whole essence is to enlighten our people because education carries a lot of weight in this whole activity,’’ he said.”
Adeofalade added that the union was also calling for adaptation of best practices for food storage to prevent epidemic.
According to him, the union is determined to wage war against rat in the state and public enlightenment on fighting epidemic.
He said his members cut across all government’s hospitals and local governments and would be mobilised to start enlightenment on the evil of rodents.
“We will go into premises, market place and teach them on the best practice of storing of food items from contacts with rodents,’’ he said.

He said the union will be working in collaboration with the Environmental Health Officers to reach out to the grass-roots. (NAN)
--- www.thewillnigeria.com