EreluRoz:
Somebody somewhere has bewitched asiwaju, this is not the asiwaju I know. God please deliver him from the hands of the wicked ones

Natbrowny:
I have a family just like this

Provided u ask what is within their means and u knw they can drop


U knw ur brother can spare 30k to 50k. U dey as 200k.

Of course questions will be asked. And if he ask, u go begin beef am. Many dey dis table.

Kevineleven:

We are all walking corpses, it's a matter of who dies first?

forever1225:
it's obvious to those who can see beyond their immediate front that the Igbos and the Israelites have many things in common.
The Igbos are surrounded by those who don't love them from all sides, within where religion divides.
But God has made them strong, just like the Israelites;
imagine the injustices the Igbos have faced in this country and are still, standing strongly.
in fact, it's easy to see that the Igbos are special people of the Almighty.

though the fact still remains the Igbos are endangered in this faulty amalgamation, as long as the status quo continues.

they are treating us unfairly and they still want us to remain silent.
they should know nothing like that on earth continues forever, powers beyond humans always intervene.
it's only a matter of time

God is our strength

lastmessenger:
I blame woke Soyinka. Cultism is one his greatest legacies to the people of the Southwest

Elsueno:
it's 'best before' , So no worries...it just means it isn't as delicious or fresh after that said date.


Besides those things like 'expiring date' etc are mostly scam( they want U to eat quicky & buy more), sometimes its just one of the things that made up the product loosing its efficacy. unless u see some insects, spoilage or very abnormal taste or smell...Enjoy ur food. You are right 👍. If it looks good and tastes good, it is good to eat not minding the "best before" date. If it doesn't look good or taste good anymore even if the best before date is not due yet, DON'T EAT. Food no dey expire. They can go bad but not expire.


Imagine them putting expiring date on grains ... Capitalists are very greedy bunch

Jennyclay:
Probably the dog was flirting with another woman

Men are scum!

Blaze14k:


Lol am sure tinubu has borrowed more than buhari already. Bdw why una dey cast buhari is he not an APC member as well. Abi no be tinubu bring am to power. Why all dis stupid blame game and the way tinubu played politics with our future has damaged this country. Both of Una dey ment

Redpem:
When it comes to parties, leave it for the yorubas

Blaze14k:


Swear down Hausa/Fulani were actually managing this country alot beta. But tinubu came in and start conducting experiment with our economy. He should have continued with the floating if he wasn't stupid enough. The worse part is how u idiots support his crazy ideas. Most u die to prove u ain't stupid

Blaze14k:


Yoruba are the worst thing that has happened to Nigeria. You guys have proudly supported criminality without shame and most of all you praise your oppressor. Where is yahaya Bello after efcc chairman finished barking. You people are cowards, you have no balls at all

DevilsEqual:


I thought u said you're against any form of tribal attack, but me know say as Igbo wey u be,you no go fit cope...the obsession na hereditary


I thought it was only the Yorubas that protested last year while u mocked them and still cautioned your kinsmen not to join the protest

How come you're now saying they wouldn't protest cause BAT is their own man IGBOS

SoNature:
Nigerians can still correct this mistake of a president we have today by voting for Peter Obi in 2027 if we genuinely want this country to work.

Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?

MajorOvakporaye:
If you're a Tinubu supporter, just know that there is a curse on you and since you have decided to be stupid, hunger will not depart from your house. Idiots!!!

Benzigler:





Is this question meant for me or your parents?

Putinofrussia:


Yorubaland has always been progressive.
Ibadan was more developed and prosperous than even Lagos during regionalism.
The colonialists just developed where they stayed.
Ibadan gave Nigeria television,radio etc.
Yorubaland will not leave even one inch of their ancestral land to anybody.

Benzigler:




Whatever makes you to sleep well tonight is welcome by me, do you feel alright now?

hammer567:
WHEN U COME TO LAGOS, PLEASE RESPECT THE INDIGENCE WHO ARE AWORI, EGUN, IJEBU.



ANY YORUBA FROM OGUN STATE, OYO OR WHATEVER HELL HOLE THEY MAY HAVE CRAWLED OUT, TELLING U NONSENSE, ASK HIM IF HE IS AN IJEBU MAN, IF HE SAY NO, ASK HIM IF HE IS AN AWORI MAN, IF HE SAY NO, ASK HIM IF HE IS AN EGUN MAN, IF HE SAYS NO, TELL HIM TO FUVK OFF BACK TO HIS BROWN ROOF DWELLING.

olisaEze:


What is an idiom to express shock, 'a bolt from the blue!' . Chinedu Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivor will still come from Lagos, while all those that dragged & abused him for seeking to represent his ancestral homeland will be forced to face the barbecue-colored shingles left them by their real ancestors!





The job of separating a parasite from a host is always resisted by the parasite.

eepeepook:
Does the thing ever rust?

immortalcrown:
The "slapper" and the "slappee" are not compatible. Case closed.

Yourprick:
Road to 2k Keep your dollars closer

rajiedreez:
This has defeated the purpose of the resort, what's the purpose of a beach resort without shore lines

viver1:
For me 1996- Tupac.
1998 - DMX.
Me In my institution 2004

Goodlady:
I thought she was arrested and going to court?
Always verify before coming out in public. Last week I bought one Fafalive that looked like herbs. I tasted a little and detected it's fake. Had to change it. The shop owner agreed it's a bad product. To dey snap pictures dey pursure justice week me!