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Objectivist04:No, it is permitted if you are old or have health conditions that lmpede or affect your ability to perform the standing, kneeling and bowing etc. |
stanluiz:After you don rescue South East from that Ekpa 25 year old small boy in Finland |
Odin13:A PROUD one💯 |
Odin13:He is better than your nonentity fathers whose parlour stinks more than our toilets. The slavery the Ijaws and Binis sold your fathers into na the same slavery una wey be thier Retarded children still dey wallow in. Eyin Irankiran osu oshi. |
Akwamkpuruamu:To know if you be Nigerian true true na. |
okoliobinna84:Those morafuckers did you dirty. |
Machinegun91:That one na for only wood. 3m at least |
Brilliant007:I recently (3 months ago) roofed my 3 bedroom and a shop. Spent about 3m. I used longspan from the company direct. 4.5mm not step tiles. I don't know your location but I am in Lagos. Good luck. I remembered my mosi's house 9 years ago, just 30k less than a million for roofing and ceiling. Things don tie wrapper abeg. Good luck once again. Step tiles will require more wood than normal Kingspan. E dey fine more sha. |
Namaster:I think that shit has outlived its usefulness |
ablejesus26:Try build your shawarma and waistbead business reach ₦35,000 first. Na town council Bleep up wey dem never demolish your stand wey you use dey constitute environmental nuisance. You get truck naim you no employ your papa make him dey help you do motorboy instead of the omokanke wey him dey push for market with him bend bend waist. Are you not afraid say him usual bout of epilepsy fit carry am when him wan push plantain cross main road? Not that his existence is useful to the country anyway. Who knows whether na the untreated syhillis wey dey plague your mother naim dey affect you or na the untreated malaria wey don too infect you blocking the neuro pathways to your brain dey cause you dey imagine things. |
Obavoh:Loan wey me and you know say you no go pay back. If you no fit raise ₦600,000 by yourself for 2 years, how you wan come take pay back? |
ablejesus26:See this disgusting round worm wey them shit commot from belle wey get diarrhea. Even if I die now, I don try small. Bulit house for momsi, built for myself. Even if I go at least I achieved but wetin you and your slowpoke papa put together don use una cursed leprous hands achieve, and e even sure me say you no go even reach my age. |
ablejesus26:Oloriburuku asiwere, you never respond. You poor come still dey sleep by this time. Not surprising as the contract you have signed with poverty and suffering is irrevocable.You have not received your free daily 50mb with which you use to constitute nuisance all over this forum. The more reason I do advise you to take your waist head business seriously maybe you can be able to afford 150 mb data plan daily. You say you wan dey behave like person wey catarrh full him brain as you resemble wetin dog vomit. |
ablejesus26:Na the same tramadol wey dem take rape your hopeless mother before dem use dog rape her maggot infested pussy join. Person wey dem bury for shallow grave is better than your father wey him body go rot for Okija shrine while you no go die where dem go see you bury. I don tell you before but I am repeating it. If only you take your shawarma and waist bead business seriously, maybe you for don raise money remove your utterly worthless parents from that tarpaulin and thatch hut wey them erect on top that una community dustbin because the state government is coming next week to demolish the eyesore your patents erect on the public dumpsite thereby adding homelessness to you and your family's already long list if curses, gloom doom and despair. Bunch of filthy miserable scallywags that will not experience any good things happen to in life. |
ablejesus26:The day God dey create you, when e reach to share sense, you hide go smoke loud, God just send you come earth like that because him know say na that smoke and lack of sense go kill you. Only God knows who your epileptic papa and him ancestors offend wey him come punish them with a born throaway like you. You wey your senile mama suppose wash throway in her stinking menstral rag. Only ontop your matter I chop 2 bans. Why do you think I take time to reply you. Ban or no ban I ready for you. Last last na that rope wey you use dey tie that one trouse wey you and your bend bend papa dey share you go use hang yourself. Na inside that perpetual poverty you go die put Flat headed nincompoop. |
ablejesus26:your father don fall again for bus stop, this time he isn't drunk of industrial alcohol that is making him go blind. Na the rotting sacrificial meat you pack for T junction wey you give am chop naim dey worry him belly. Him don shit for body and them don carry put for inside gutter. As irresponsible and as useless as you dey, try go retrieve am as him head fit useful for you if you cut am use do rituals. You can get maybe 25,000 naira wey you go fit take buy some okrika tops and one trousers and use the rest Bleep those old cargo mama olisho dem wey infect you with HIV and gonorrhoea. As least if you use that your hopelessly miserable papa head do money, nobody go dey follow you drag that one trousers wey una two dey share. Worthless amoeba that look like watery shit from the Anus of a mad woman (your mad mother) |
ablejesus26:Werey, I just want to update you dem don drop sacrifice of some lizards and a fowl due to the hunger curse diseases sufferings afflicting you and your family, the only time your inbred family get to have a protein diet is when you scavenge for animals used for sacrifice dropped at the T junction close to your house. The swear plaguing you and your entire family don make una resemble una selves, live the anal areas of a female goat that just gave birth. See as you dey,as disgusting as a swarm of maggots inside a public pit laterine. Don't finish the agidi you scavenged from the sacrifices, leave some for your sick in the head father. Make hungry never kill am because Una no get money for coffin now. Make him no come constitute health hazard for the community. No matter the amount of ban I receive, I will search for you and continue where I stop. You and your papa wey bandits them use pole destroy his rectum, una can never have peace either for here or anywhere. Eyin elebi , olofo , asiwere eda. Na sopono death go afflict you and your loved ones. All if una no go die where dem go see una bury. |
ablejesus26:Just as your grandfather that was not buried, you and your wrinkled father, na evil forest for okija shrine dem go throw una body put if you dead brained bastards no go pay what you owe to the shrine. Hope your mama toto don heal from the torture meted to her because she need to go use am hustle for junction to feed you and your miserable father who are good for nothing fellows and waste of existence. That bend wey your father dey bend like who swallow mortar and pestle naim go kill am soon. As you be like used menstrual tissue wey them throway inside pit toilet. |
ablejesus26:Dingbat. How's your miserable life today you pea brain lice. The answer you seek is with your who by the way is waiting for you to pull off the trousers you are wearing so that he can have something to wear to his usual ogogoro drinking and droughts playing routine. Tell him not to misplace the rope you use as belt because you might need it one day to commit suicide when you can no longer bear the pains and suffering that is befalling you in life for which there is no way out of. Eranko okugbe. Before you be like something wey then sacrificed to the most wicked god in your cursed and barren wasteland. That mortuary job is still waiting for you to relief your hunger and wretchedness. If not that your papa dey bend waka like person wey get Parkinson's disease and chronic epilepsy, na him I for recommend. Asiwere Apoda, scum of the earth. |
ablejesus26:Craze man how you dey. How is your oliriburuku father and your anofia mother. I get update for you, as your waist bead and shawarma business no pay you, vacancy dey for washing of dead body for una local mortuary. No experience needed. As I give you this update, if you like go dey cut and steal human flesh chop, (I know you can't resist the temptation as you are from a generation of cannibals) if them catch you, na more problems upon your cursed head. I hope you help you slowpoke mother press her body for the beatings she revived for the things she stole in the market day before yesterday. Use hot waters press her pekus well well because as those guys dey insert stick inside her toto, dem no take am easy with her, no mercy at all. Omo ale jati jati, wasted existence. |
ablejesus26:Okija shrne is the shrine where your grandfather's mutilated body is kept as property of the gods. That's the palce your father's body will be dumped too as there is no way he can pay the loan he took to buy that omolanke cart he pushes in the market which he later sold to fund his ogogoro drinking and droughts playing lifestyle. There's no way your waist bead and shawarma business can pay back the debts and your mother is poor, sick and miserable as you. If only you don't spend your days on the internet constituting nuisance and imbecilic rants from your pus filled brain, you would have helped them out a bit but as it is your are doomed for poverty worse than your parent's because na trailer go jam you and your shawarma stand spill your maggot filled brain all over the road, make Ogun drink your blood Ayelala rupture your stomach. Oluya, akuse, osinwin eda. Eni ofo. |
Since 2005. Makes it 18 years now. |
ablejesus26:If you leave or you stop, na that day you go die. Only goat rapist, make your mama no bite you etc. Yiu want ask who question? Go wake your grand father wey him dead body dey Okija shrine make him answer you. Maybe your siblings born out of incest and inbred conception naim go answer you. As a result of you not taking my advice to buy drugs for your sick miserable father, him don shit for body for where him go play droughts with him drunken friends. You better leave that place where you dey drink shepe and smoke sk go carry your father. I trust you will leave him there because you are as miserable and has no future ambition as him. The curse of poverty , hopelessness and senselessness wey dey follow you and your family na "and co" e be like aso ebi you move together and na follow come. It cannot be cured. I will advise you go carry him before them go mistake am for dead go dump him bidy for okija shrine. As for your mom, you no hear say them on strip her naked them dey beat her for petty theft. You better hurry, those rough boys don dey insert long stick inside her bushy toto. Na the only help I fit do for your family by passing you this update. You gay. |
ablejesus26:If you are not mad, you will notice you keep repeating same thing just as the epilepsy wey dey worry your papa dey come recurrently. Hope you bought the drugs for your parents like I advised you because you father don fall by the side of the dustbin for una street. You know your papa dey bend waka as a result of how those bandits wey use dog rape your mama use wood defile his anus. The defilement naim make your father dey bend waka like 1947 model fiat truck. You say your head no wan correct for this forum, I ready for you and anybody for your generation wey you wan go call. E no go well with you and those wretched vermins wey get you. Your mind no go touch ground for here. I reapet am. |
ablejesus26:slowpoke, you think say na only prick dem take hammer your mama? Dog sef join. Why do you think she dey waka like stroke patient? Hope you sell reach 1,700 make you buy ibuprofen and Lofnac for her so she go fit go junction tomorrow go sell he boli and roast yam make trailer quick clear her troaway. That na her punishment for bringing to the word a child wey she no fit train and bring up properly. As an irresponsible bastard concieved with with the sperm of a dog infected with rabies, na naija bet you go use your today sales play. The remaining one na those good evening hotel ashawao wey go give you gonorrhea and HIV/AIDS you go use am Bleep. Not that it is a big deal to you because you are already used to experiencing woes and sorrows as the curse wey dey follow you pass Ebola, COVID, syphilis, gonorrhea, prion disease and mad cow disease put together. |
ablejesus26:Same way I feel when IPOB raided your village and raped your mother to stupor and you were conceived. Also when marauding herdsmen raped your mother almost to death and she contacted that syphillis that has not been cured due to the poverty ravaging your family. If not that you are eternally cursed with laziness and you end up spending your time constituting nuisance on the internet, if you had faced your shawarma business and waist bead business, you for get small money buy antibiotics for your parents because she infected your father too. |
ablejesus26:You this rotten human corpse eating bastard, you better come out and respond, if not e be like say you go sleep and not wake up. You go sleep and from there cross over to hell . You, and the worthless lots wey get you, una mind can never touch ground. Aye yin o ni da. |
[quote author= post=127182466]Lol 😂, interesting. Nice to meet you Mrs Gbolahan 😉[/quote]GBOLAHAN😆😂. Where is my phone, I want to call my lawyer. I need ro sue you. You got me laughing and choking on my beer 🍺 GBOLAhan |
ablejesus26:Na who swear for you, your mama and your papa like this, you have said all these before, talk another thing because you are beginning to annoy me with your lack of imagination and action. I don't troll dullards, fools and retards like you. You bore me nuts . Abi your werey and wtetched papa never come back from his Palm wine tapping hustle make you for fit see free shack get morale? Your mama dey for junction where she dey roast yam and sell boli, go thief 200 from her box make you go buy Chelsea get morale bring in more action because you are boring me with your repititions. I hear say Dangote truck hit person for junction, go check if no be your didirin mama wey all of una head no correct together. |
ablejesus26:You are still ranting the same lunatic rantings. Superior vawulence you say that only exist in your mother's syphilitic disgusting hairy pussy and in the figment of your idiotic imagination. Like I said earlier if you stop or not, na trailer go jam you put for where dem no go see you bury. You pathetic loser, incapacitated Abirun. |
onosbaba3310:Carry your iru smelling mouth gerrout. We the indigines know the real history of Lagos and Lagos state. I read political science and I also did History of lagos as a course and I am exposed to many different versions of the history of Lagos and that of the Oba is one of the distorted versions. My wife us also a Lagosian from one if the Onisiwo Islands. The Aworis were there on Lagos Island as at when the Bini warriors who were going on their war expedition against the Ajase in Dahomey set up camp there. We faulted the Oba's choice of the word FOUNDED because Lagos Island as a marshy land was inhabited by the Asipa family of the Aworis and it was mainly used as a farm settlement because of the terrain. The Bini warriors imposed a tribute collection and their rule on the inhabitants of the Island who are predominantly farmers and fishermen. They couldn't face the strength of the bini warriors. After the war, some left and those that cannot travel back to Benin remained. In light of the above, the bini warriors could not have founded a land with an already established people and settlement. It will be wrong to say we the Yorubas founded Benin because at some point the Benin kingdom was ruled by Yorubas and the Obas have Yoruba linage. |


If no be BINI found Lagos, na the Portuguese found Lagos na, since na them rename from Eko to Lagos😁😁😁