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Politics › Re: Gov Sanwo-olu Pictured Sitting Inside Mosque While President Tinubu Prays by jaymichael(m): 8:48pm On Dec 23, 2023
Objectivist04:
They felt they can't sit on the ground because they are president and governor. The commoners have to comply to the norms while the Ogas must show why they are above the rest.

If a commoner tries this he will be beaten black and blue
Animal farm comes to my mind
No, it is permitted if you are old or have health conditions that lmpede or affect your ability to perform the standing, kneeling and bowing etc.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Departs For Lagos For Christmas-New Year Break. by jaymichael(m): 8:28am On Dec 22, 2023
stanluiz:
Go and recover ilorin from the fulanis before you can talk. cheesy
After you don rescue South East from that Ekpa 25 year old small boy in Finland
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Departs For Lagos For Christmas-New Year Break. by jaymichael(m): 6:22pm On Dec 21, 2023
Odin13:
When a Yoruba speak grin

Next!
A PROUD one💯
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Departs For Lagos For Christmas-New Year Break. by jaymichael(m): 6:12pm On Dec 21, 2023
Odin13:
Asiwaju the Yoruba god

The very puppet slave that worn his chains with pride ..

The man that has sacrificed the lives of his worshippers and his tribe on the alter of acute hunger and chronic poverty .. while they rejoice .. even in empty belles

The man that has made life so unbearable and uncomfortable for his peoples and subject

... and had sold the destinies of millions of his people in exchange for his ambition

The greatest of all Yoruba being and spirits that has ever lived ..

Yet can’t conquer the igbos of the east and minority’s of the south..

Na yeye god
He is better than your nonentity fathers whose parlour stinks more than our toilets.
The slavery the Ijaws and Binis sold your fathers into na the same slavery una wey be thier Retarded children still dey wallow in.
Eyin Irankiran osu oshi.
Travel › Re: Plans To Japa; Help Me Answer These Questions by jaymichael(m): 3:08pm On Dec 17, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
Ordinary passport you do de interview people. When e reach visa interview nko? Na Dossier we go send for u
To know if you be Nigerian true true na.
Car Talk › Re: Help, Thieves Have Ruined My Car. by jaymichael(m): 7:02pm On Dec 16, 2023
okoliobinna84:
Good day Nairalanders, I parked my car (2007 Honda CR-V ) in one of my neighbors compound, covered it with car cover and travelled. Behold, when I came back to go pick my car, I noticed that the door knob has been tampered but they didn't get access to the car and I immediately rushed to the bonnet, it has been knocked open.

It was then I noticed that the car has been tampered with and nicely covered back. I called my mechanic to come and check all that is missing in the car. True true, the thief did me dirty.

The fuse box is missing, the compressor was stolen, many wires were cut and some other parts were stolen.

Since I came back, I have tried to fix the car but can't find the exact fuse box that matches my car. I have gotten 2 fuse boxes at Mgbuka Obosi but none of them worked. Please I really need help.🙏🙏🙏🙏
Those morafuckers did you dirty.
Properties › Re: How Much Will I Need To Roof This 3 Bedroom Bungalow - by jaymichael(m): 5:25pm On Dec 14, 2023
Machinegun91:
800k can do the job
That one na for only wood. 3m at least
Properties › Re: How Much Will I Need To Roof This 3 Bedroom Bungalow - by jaymichael(m): 5:22pm On Dec 14, 2023
Brilliant007:
I have gotten to roofing stage of this 3 bedroom Bungalow
I want to use step tiles roof and I have added the roofing sheet sample.
I want to do the roofing next week
Anyone with idea of how much it will cost.
I have added image and size.
I recently (3 months ago) roofed my 3 bedroom and a shop. Spent about 3m. I used longspan from the company direct. 4.5mm not step tiles. I don't know your location but I am in Lagos. Good luck.
I remembered my mosi's house 9 years ago, just 30k less than a million for roofing and ceiling. Things don tie wrapper abeg. Good luck once again.
Step tiles will require more wood than normal Kingspan. E dey fine more sha.
NYSC › Re: Chaos At NYSC Abuja Camp: Alleged Assault By Commandant On Corps Members by jaymichael(m): 4:54pm On Dec 14, 2023
Namaster:
Kill NYSC now!
I think that shit has outlived its usefulness
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahaha hahaha grin cheesy😂😂😂 this small boy,you be foolish bastard oo,you weak you come dey form troll grin grin who ask you to dey shalaye all this one grin grin grin grin nairaland, dangote,nairaland otedola grin grin cheesy
Na so one se Him go buy my business with the snap of a finger,I tell am se my major business na with Monument distillers, I get truck wey dey deliver wine to different customers in different states for nija oya place order for just 1 pallet of four cousins only 64cases oo,forget about delivery fee,I go pay for that one,till today,dangote wey one buy business no mention me again oo grin grin grin
You buy house for your mad mama wey dey waka naked for streets,wey useless hoplesss under bridge boys dey use her as séx tóy dey even pass her to their dogs,but you no fit carry her go baba sule mad house abi grin omo ale, e no go better for You grin with the kind curse wey your useless unfortunate head carry come dis life,that imaginary house for don fall for ya dog mad mama head kill am tey tey grin
Try build your shawarma and waistbead business reach ₦35,000 first. Na town council Bleep up wey dem never demolish your stand wey you use dey constitute environmental nuisance.
You get truck naim you no employ your papa make him dey help you do motorboy instead of the omokanke wey him dey push for market with him bend bend waist. Are you not afraid say him usual bout of epilepsy fit carry am when him wan push plantain cross main road? Not that his existence is useful to the country anyway.
Who knows whether na the untreated syhillis wey dey plague your mother naim dey affect you or na the untreated malaria wey don too infect you blocking the neuro pathways to your brain dey cause you dey imagine things.
Family › Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by jaymichael(m): 6:37pm On Dec 10, 2023
Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis
Loan wey me and you know say you no go pay back.
If you no fit raise ₦600,000 by yourself for 2 years, how you wan come take pay back?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2023
ablejesus26:
Omo ale grin grin you wicked oo cheesy with the condition wey you put your mad mama into you still get mind dey sleep with goats upandan grin chia e don already certain se na dat madness go later kill your mama grin cheesy
See as them go dey gather on a steady dey throway your wretched cursed abomination of a family for shallow grave grin family wey rubbish eternally accursed dead thing like you come out from no deserve to live,them be bastard,e no go better for them cheesy grin grin
See this disgusting round worm wey them shit commot from belle wey get diarrhea. Even if I die now, I don try small. Bulit house for momsi, built for myself. Even if I go at least I achieved but wetin you and your slowpoke papa put together don use una cursed leprous hands achieve, and e even sure me say you no go even reach my age.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 8:45am On Dec 06, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahaha na so your latepapa dey drink ogogoro and tramadol take rape goat come still use the same preeq take rape You ba grin
Chia that your late papa wicked no be small ooo grin grin grin
Very soon you sef go soon die your late papa death,no dey sleep with goat,them dey warn You now,same wey them take warn your late papa till him die like asun grin grin grin
Your mama own case don dey settled, na that madness go kill am,as long as eternally accursed bastard like you dey alive, she go die a mad woman grin grin grin omo iya werey grin cheesy cheesy
Na like dis them go gather dey throway your cursed household for shallow grave on a steady grin grin
Oloriburuku asiwere, you never respond. You poor come still dey sleep by this time. Not surprising as the contract you have signed with poverty and suffering is irrevocable.You have not received your free daily 50mb with which you use to constitute nuisance all over this forum. The more reason I do advise you to take your waist head business seriously maybe you can be able to afford 150 mb data plan daily. You say you wan dey behave like person wey catarrh full him brain as you resemble wetin dog vomit.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 7:52pm On Dec 05, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahaha na so your latepapa dey drink ogogoro and tramadol take rape goat come still use the same preeq take rape You ba grin
Chia that your late papa wicked no be small ooo grin grin grin
Very soon you sef go soon die your late papa death,no dey sleep with goat,them dey warn You now,same wey them take warn your late papa till him die like asun grin grin grin
Your mama own case don dey settled, na that madness go kill am,as long as eternally accursed bastard like you dey alive, she go die a mad woman grin grin grin omo iya werey grin cheesy cheesy
Na like dis them go gather dey throway your cursed household for shallow grave on a steady grin grin
Na the same tramadol wey dem take rape your hopeless mother before dem use dog rape her maggot infested pussy join.
Person wey dem bury for shallow grave is better than your father wey him body go rot for Okija shrine while you no go die where dem go see you bury. I don tell you before but I am repeating it.
If only you take your shawarma and waist bead business seriously, maybe you for don raise money remove your utterly worthless parents from that tarpaulin and thatch hut wey them erect on top that una community dustbin because the state government is coming next week to demolish the eyesore your patents erect on the public dumpsite thereby adding homelessness to you and your family's already long list if curses, gloom doom and despair. Bunch of filthy miserable scallywags that will not experience any good things happen to in life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 7:05pm On Dec 05, 2023
ablejesus26:
Bastard cursed dead pig you dey even reason ban grin grin e no go better for you and your household, even you sef know se prosperity, peace and happiness no fit ever get business with your life and your eternally accursed family life, deep down you know se you are a failure,You are a failure, you can never make it,you will never amount to anything meaningful in this life both you and your household are already candidate for untimely death cheesy grin no be me swear for you oo,na your destiny cheesy grin grin grin
The day God dey create you, when e reach to share sense, you hide go smoke loud, God just send you come earth like that because him know say na that smoke and lack of sense go kill you. Only God knows who your epileptic papa and him ancestors offend wey him come punish them with a born throaway like you. You wey your senile mama suppose wash throway in her stinking menstral rag.
Only ontop your matter I chop 2 bans. Why do you think I take time to reply you. Ban or no ban I ready for you. Last last na that rope wey you use dey tie that one trouse wey you and your bend bend papa dey share you go use hang yourself.
Na inside that perpetual poverty you go die put Flat headed nincompoop.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 4:33pm On Dec 05, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahaha na your mama wey dey craze dey chop sacrifice na cheesy grin and bread in side dustbin,even your late papa till him die no get shishi to feed you,na only to use preeq wey him don take rape goat rape you mercilessly be your food oo grin grin you still never tell me how you feel as you watch as them beat your late papa come burn am like asun for raping people goat,that your late papa na vagabond oo,you must have felt relived to watch your late father who raped you mercilessly burn like bastard criminal wey him be grin grin grin

Who go bury your cursed rached worthless trash of a family with coffin,na to just dey pack abomination like una dey throway for shallow grave joor grin
your father don fall again for bus stop, this time he isn't drunk of industrial alcohol that is making him go blind. Na the rotting sacrificial meat you pack for T junction wey you give am chop naim dey worry him belly. Him don shit for body and them don carry put for inside gutter. As irresponsible and as useless as you dey, try go retrieve am as him head fit useful for you if you cut am use do rituals. You can get maybe 25,000 naira wey you go fit take buy some okrika tops and one trousers and use the rest Bleep those old cargo mama olisho dem wey infect you with HIV and gonorrhoea. As least if you use that your hopelessly miserable papa head do money, nobody go dey follow you drag that one trousers wey una two dey share.
Worthless amoeba that look like watery shit from the Anus of a mad woman (your mad mother)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by jaymichael(m): 3:46pm On Dec 05, 2023
ablejesus26:
Truth is when this terrorist see real terror, them go shout Jesus Christ grin grin grin.

Just close your eyes and imagine a jihadist group attacking the Chinese State as they are doing all over Europe now grin grin
Heaven safe anyone or anything around the terrorists.
Werey, I just want to update you dem don drop sacrifice of some lizards and a fowl due to the hunger curse diseases sufferings afflicting you and your family, the only time your inbred family get to have a protein diet is when you scavenge for animals used for sacrifice dropped at the T junction close to your house.
The swear plaguing you and your entire family don make una resemble una selves, live the anal areas of a female goat that just gave birth.
See as you dey,as disgusting as a swarm of maggots inside a public pit laterine.
Don't finish the agidi you scavenged from the sacrifices, leave some for your sick in the head father. Make hungry never kill am because Una no get money for coffin now. Make him no come constitute health hazard for the community.
No matter the amount of ban I receive, I will search for you and continue where I stop. You and your papa wey bandits them use pole destroy his rectum, una can never have peace either for here or anywhere. Eyin elebi , olofo , asiwere eda. Na sopono death go afflict you and your loved ones.
All if una no go die where dem go see una bury.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 5:15pm On Dec 04, 2023
ablejesus26:
Omo ale, omo ofo,se you no go try make you find work so you fit carry your mama wey deh craze go baba sule mad house grin or better still just die make we see if your death go solve her problem since na your birth give her mental problem you just leave her for street make useless people like you dey use her do séx tóy grin grin pick pocket no be job oo,you go end up like your late papa,you no dey hear word fa grin grin
Omo ale,ofo ati abukun ni o ma ka las las grin cheesy
No seke na im you collect for my hand.
E no go better for you and your cursex household, na like dis them go dey gather dey bury una from the clutches of untimely death, no be curse na fact,na your destiny.
Just as your grandfather that was not buried, you and your wrinkled father, na evil forest for okija shrine dem go throw una body put if you dead brained bastards no go pay what you owe to the shrine.
Hope your mama toto don heal from the torture meted to her because she need to go use am hustle for junction to feed you and your miserable father who are good for nothing fellows and waste of existence. That bend wey your father dey bend like who swallow mortar and pestle naim go kill am soon. As you be like used menstrual tissue wey them throway inside pit toilet.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 5:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
ablejesus26:
grin grin omo ale, omo irankiran na You go really need the job so you go fit escape the death wey kill your late father for a while bcus e no get how e take be untimely death don already become your destiny grin grin if you continue to dey pick pocket you will hand up being burnt alive like asun just like your useless late father too grin grin pick up the job so you fit carry your mama go baba sule mad House make she go dey craze her craze there grin grin them don already use her for rituals already na,your mama no fit recover from her mental problems, na that madness go kill am grin grin

Omo ale, oloriburuku ofo,abunkun,irora,ibanuje ati iku amunisin ni o je tie ati awon ebi baba re grin
Dingbat. How's your miserable life today you pea brain lice. The answer you seek is with your who by the way is waiting for you to pull off the trousers you are wearing so that he can have something to wear to his usual ogogoro drinking and droughts playing routine. Tell him not to misplace the rope you use as belt because you might need it one day to commit suicide when you can no longer bear the pains and suffering that is befalling you in life for which there is no way out of. Eranko okugbe. Before you be like something wey then sacrificed to the most wicked god in your cursed and barren wasteland. That mortuary job is still waiting for you to relief your hunger and wretchedness. If not that your papa dey bend waka like person wey get Parkinson's disease and chronic epilepsy, na him I for recommend. Asiwere Apoda, scum of the earth.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 9:24am On Dec 04, 2023
ablejesus26:
grin grin your okija shrine na dry weak point that's what I am saying,you cursed bastard grin

Just as your late rached churchrat of a father died a foolish death that's how you will die in shame and disgrace as na pick pocket be the only thing wey omo ale like you fit do for a living grin them warn your late rached worthless papa,stop raping people's goat,stop raping people's children him no hear until tyre and fuel end him rached worthless life, now them dey warn bastard candidate of sorrow and doom like you,stop picking pocket,stop stealing you no gree,fuel and tyre go soon end your cursed life,after all this thing wey you get no kukuma be life,who don die better pass you like dis oo grin grin grin
Your life no fit ever get any business with anything good,na sorrow to sorrow to misery to misfortune to hardship to failure na im your life go experience,you don already be candidate of untimely death grin no be curse na fact,na your destiny cheesy
Bastard eternally accursed weak vessel grin
Craze man how you dey. How is your oliriburuku father and your anofia mother. I get update for you, as your waist bead and shawarma business no pay you, vacancy dey for washing of dead body for una local mortuary. No experience needed. As I give you this update, if you like go dey cut and steal human flesh chop, (I know you can't resist the temptation as you are from a generation of cannibals) if them catch you, na more problems upon your cursed head.
I hope you help you slowpoke mother press her body for the beatings she revived for the things she stole in the market day before yesterday. Use hot waters press her pekus well well because as those guys dey insert stick inside her toto, dem no take am easy with her, no mercy at all. Omo ale jati jati, wasted existence.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 6:11pm On Dec 03, 2023
ablejesus26:
Lolll Your late papa own na him worst oo grin the moment wey him just set him eyes on cursed new born Michael ba,na so Him just dey sleep around with people goat oo grin grin just dey rape people children boys and girls upandan,until them catch am beat am shege come burn am alive like asun grin I no se You no feel anything as you watch your bastard late papa die,after all him rape You without mercy too😀 Your mama na him loose pass for this your curse wey eternally accursed omo ale lole you carry come dis life to destroy your late papa family. Na ashawo work se been wan do oo,to keep the family since your late papa no fit work but the moment wey curded child of doom,shame, sorrow and misfortune like You drop from her belle na so madness start grin people's children begin hungry am sleep with oo,dog begin hungry her sleep with oo,now she don dey madness pro max state,she no go ever recover,na that madness go later kill am for there grin grin grin

Watin be Okija😀 grin dry bloody eternally accursed child of doom and perdition weak vessel grin grin grin grin
Okija shrne is the shrine where your grandfather's mutilated body is kept as property of the gods. That's the palce your father's body will be dumped too as there is no way he can pay the loan he took to buy that omolanke cart he pushes in the market which he later sold to fund his ogogoro drinking and droughts playing lifestyle. There's no way your waist bead and shawarma business can pay back the debts and your mother is poor, sick and miserable as you.
If only you don't spend your days on the internet constituting nuisance and imbecilic rants from your pus filled brain, you would have helped them out a bit but as it is your are doomed for poverty worse than your parent's because na trailer go jam you and your shawarma stand spill your maggot filled brain all over the road, make Ogun drink your blood Ayelala rupture your stomach. Oluya, akuse, osinwin eda. Eni ofo.
Phones › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by jaymichael(m): 11:30am On Dec 03, 2023
Since 2005. Makes it 18 years now.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 4:45pm On Dec 02, 2023
ablejesus26:
Loll I no repeat anything, na simple question I dey ask You and You must answer am grin before I leave your cursed head wey no fit ever get business with anything good for this life grin
Why Your mama develop mental problems d same day wey she born You? grin grin
How You feel as You watch your late pedophile goat rapist papa wey rape you mercilessly burnt alive like asun for raping people goat? grin

You must answer this question oo grin grin😀
That your late papa na very evil man oo,rape goat finish come use same preeq rape you without pity grin grin if to se him still dey alive, you for don kukuma kill am with your own hand grin grin

You too small,You too weak, next time wey eternally accursed smelly walking dead bastard like you wan form troll you go know se troll no fit voltage CRUISE grin grin grin

Better shift make your mama no go bite you,your own werey still dey crawl for where her on werey dey oo grin grin
RIP to you and your late father's family grin grin
No be killer heardmen kill them na you kill them with that irredeemable curse wey dey your useless unfortunate head.

Bastard child of doom, misfortune, sorrow and untimely death😀.
If you leave or you stop, na that day you go die. Only goat rapist, make your mama no bite you etc.
Yiu want ask who question? Go wake your grand father wey him dead body dey Okija shrine make him answer you. Maybe your siblings born out of incest and inbred conception naim go answer you.
As a result of you not taking my advice to buy drugs for your sick miserable father, him don shit for body for where him go play droughts with him drunken friends.
You better leave that place where you dey drink shepe and smoke sk go carry your father.
I trust you will leave him there because you are as miserable and has no future ambition as him. The curse of poverty , hopelessness and senselessness wey dey follow you and your family na "and co" e be like aso ebi you move together and na follow come. It cannot be cured. I will advise you go carry him before them go mistake am for dead go dump him bidy for okija shrine.
As for your mom, you no hear say them on strip her naked them dey beat her for petty theft. You better hurry, those rough boys don dey insert long stick inside her bushy toto. Na the only help I fit do for your family by passing you this update. You gay.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 1:02am On Dec 02, 2023
ablejesus26:
Lol na your mama wey develop mental problems the day wey she born cursed child of doom,reproach,sorrow and untimely death like you story you dey narrate so na😀😀 cheesy
No be she go dey open leg upandan come dey collect preeq from your late papa wey dey rape people goat,now she dey roam d streets mad,simply bcus she born nonsense like You come this life,e no go better for her,she will never recover from that mental sickness, na that mental sickness go kill am grin grin

You must answer my question oo.
How did you feel as you watch your late father that raped you mercilessly mobbed and burnt alive for raping people's goat grin grin
If you are not mad, you will notice you keep repeating same thing just as the epilepsy wey dey worry your papa dey come recurrently.
Hope you bought the drugs for your parents like I advised you because you father don fall by the side of the dustbin for una street. You know your papa dey bend waka as a result of how those bandits wey use dog rape your mama use wood defile his anus.
The defilement naim make your father dey bend waka like 1947 model fiat truck.
You say your head no wan correct for this forum, I ready for you and anybody for your generation wey you wan go call.
E no go well with you and those wretched vermins wey get you. Your mind no go touch ground for here. I reapet am.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 11:31pm On Dec 01, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahaha grin grin grin grin heardmen wahala is rocking everywhere in the Country na cheesy as a result of insecurity grin guy You no get vawulence at all,just one eternally accursed walking dead weak vessel grin grin grin


I asked You a simple question, how did You feel while you watch your late father that raped you mercilessly burn like asun for raping people's goat grin grin grin
You are here talking about one nonsense rubbish ipob or heardman crisis grin grin
Better shift make your mama no bite you o grin bcus your own madness dey learn work for where her own dey grin grin😂😂

Just go and sleep come back when You fit upgrade dis your baby vawulence grin
Weak vessel, eternally accursed child of doom,disgrace, misfortune, bad luck,sorrow and untimely death grin
slowpoke, you think say na only prick dem take hammer your mama? Dog sef join. Why do you think she dey waka like stroke patient?
Hope you sell reach 1,700 make you buy ibuprofen and Lofnac for her so she go fit go junction tomorrow go sell he boli and roast yam make trailer quick clear her troaway. That na her punishment for bringing to the word a child wey she no fit train and bring up properly. As an irresponsible bastard concieved with with the sperm of a dog infected with rabies, na naija bet you go use your today sales play. The remaining one na those good evening hotel ashawao wey go give you gonorrhea and HIV/AIDS you go use am Bleep. Not that it is a big deal to you because you are already used to experiencing woes and sorrows as the curse wey dey follow you pass Ebola, COVID, syphilis, gonorrhea, prion disease and mad cow disease put together.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 3:59pm On Dec 01, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahahaha omo ale grin grin You still dey laugh, Your mama dey roam the streets stark naked dey pick bread for dustbin,You still get mind dey laugh grin grin grin grin😂😂

You still haven't answered my question, how did you feel while you watch your late pedophile goat rapist father that raped you mercilessly burn like asun for raping peoples's goat?😀😀 grin grin
Same way I feel when IPOB raided your village and raped your mother to stupor and you were conceived.
Also when marauding herdsmen raped your mother almost to death and she contacted that syphillis that has not been cured due to the poverty ravaging your family.
If not that you are eternally cursed with laziness and you end up spending your time constituting nuisance on the internet, if you had faced your shawarma business and waist bead business, you for get small money buy antibiotics for your parents because she infected your father too.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Tackles Oba Of Benin, advises Him to Learn by jaymichael(m): 9:06pm On Nov 30, 2023
ablejesus26:
Loll bastard chun out where I tribe tagged you to prove You are not pained to the soul😀 e pain am die grin eternally accursed weak vessel from a cursed family of mad people, next time You want to form troll,look well,eternally accursed candidate of doom and reproach and untimely death like you wan troll Cruise grin grin
Who born your late useless worthless papa well wey die a shameful death of being burnt alive like asun grin grin😀

Cursed abomination of a child,you killed your late father,and made your mother develop mental illness, your coming into this world is the undoing of your worthless hopeless family sebi you no fit work, picking pocket na the only job wey You fit do ba grin just as tyre,petrol and matches end your late pedophile goat rapist papa story na so them go take burn you to ashes like asun grin😂😂
How did you feel while you watch your late pedophile father who raped you mercilessly burn like asun,😀😃 grin
A superior vawulence is required to cure a baby vawulence😂😂
You this rotten human corpse eating bastard, you better come out and respond, if not e be like say you go sleep and not wake up. You go sleep and from there cross over to hell .
You, and the worthless lots wey get you, una mind can never touch ground. Aye yin o ni da.
Food › Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by jaymichael(m): 6:40pm On Nov 30, 2023
[quote author= post=127182466]Lol 😂, interesting.
Nice to meet you Mrs Gbolahan 😉[/quote]GBOLAHAN😆😂. Where is my phone, I want to call my lawyer. I need ro sue you. You got me laughing and choking on my beer 🍺 GBOLAhan
Politics › Re: Lagos State Tackles Oba Of Benin, advises Him to Learn by jaymichael(m): 6:28pm On Nov 30, 2023
ablejesus26:
Hahaha now the eternally accursed bastard son of a late pedophile goat rapist father is begging me to do tribal hate and banters grin grin
I no dey do that rubbish, my own na if I see a cursed candidate of shame,reproach,sorrow like You doing tribal hate I call you out directly, I no get business with You tribe, after all no be your tribe se make that your late pedophile goat rapist father and mad mother born a cursed abomination and child of doom and untimely death like You😀😀 grin grin

You will never amount to anything meaningful in this life, its impossible for your life to have any business wit anything good,sorrow pain, misfortune, sadness,suffering and shame is all your life can ever know for you are an abomination, your late papa fûck goat finish come sleep with your mad mama yet you think you are going to be a normal human being, dey play grin grin
Peace and luck shall always be far from your cursed head, where others succeed, You will fail woefully, where others escape, Your head will be caught, you can never make it You are a failure, You are a failure ,You can never make it in life grin grin😀😀
No be curse,na fact na your destiny😀 grin
Weak vessel, bastard eternally accursed dead thing grin grin
Na who swear for you, your mama and your papa like this, you have said all these before, talk another thing because you are beginning to annoy me with your lack of imagination and action. I don't troll dullards, fools and retards like you. You bore me nuts . Abi your werey and wtetched papa never come back from his Palm wine tapping hustle make you for fit see free shack get morale?
Your mama dey for junction where she dey roast yam and sell boli, go thief 200 from her box make you go buy Chelsea get morale bring in more action because you are boring me with your repititions.
I hear say Dangote truck hit person for junction, go check if no be your didirin mama wey all of una head no correct together.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Tackles Oba Of Benin, advises Him to Learn by jaymichael(m): 6:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
ablejesus26:
Loll bastard chun out where I tribe tagged you to prove You are not pained to the soul😀 e pain am die grin eternally accursed weak vessel from a cursed family of mad people, next time You want to form troll,look well,eternally accursed candidate of doom and reproach and untimely death like you wan troll Cruise grin grin
Who born your late useless worthless papa well wey die a shameful death of being burnt alive like asun grin grin😀

Cursed abomination of a child,you killed your late father,and made your mother develop mental illness, your coming into this world is the undoing of your worthless hopeless family sebi you no fit work, picking pocket na the only job wey You fit do ba grin just as tyre,petrol and matches end your late pedophile goat rapist papa story na so them go take burn you to ashes like asun grin😂😂
How did you feel while you watch your late pedophile father who raped you mercilessly burn like asun,😀😃 grin
A superior vawulence is required to cure a baby vawulence😂😂
You are still ranting the same lunatic rantings. Superior vawulence you say that only exist in your mother's syphilitic disgusting hairy pussy and in the figment of your idiotic imagination.
Like I said earlier if you stop or not, na trailer go jam you put for where dem no go see you bury.
You pathetic loser, incapacitated Abirun.
Politics › Re: Eko Founders’ Controversy: Academics, Olota, Lagos Chief Tackle Oba Of Benin by jaymichael(m): 5:32pm On Nov 30, 2023
onosbaba3310:
Oba no collect, na una dey fool una selves, but you guys are so dumb to see that, you guys agreed that the BINIs settled in Lagos, you agreed the Benin tax other Lagos inhabitants, you agreed the bini started the oba dynasty in Lagos, you agreed the BINIs named Lagos Eko, which is the second name now, all these are validating the oba claim😂😂

Your only point is that the aworis settled in some parts of Lagos before the bini came, my question is who named it Lagos thenhuh If no be BINI found Lagos, na the Portuguese found Lagos na, since na them rename from Eko to Lagos😁😁😁
Carry your iru smelling mouth gerrout. We the indigines know the real history of Lagos and Lagos state. I read political science and I also did History of lagos as a course and I am exposed to many different versions of the history of Lagos and that of the Oba is one of the distorted versions.
My wife us also a Lagosian from one if the Onisiwo Islands.
The Aworis were there on Lagos Island as at when the Bini warriors who were going on their war expedition against the Ajase in Dahomey set up camp there.
We faulted the Oba's choice of the word FOUNDED because Lagos Island as a marshy land was inhabited by the Asipa family of the Aworis and it was mainly used as a farm settlement because of the terrain.
The Bini warriors imposed a tribute collection and their rule on the inhabitants of the Island who are predominantly farmers and fishermen. They couldn't face the strength of the bini warriors. After the war, some left and those that cannot travel back to Benin remained.
In light of the above, the bini warriors could not have founded a land with an already established people and settlement.
It will be wrong to say we the Yorubas founded Benin because at some point the Benin kingdom was ruled by Yorubas and the Obas have Yoruba linage.

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