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Business › Re: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar, Sells At N1400/$ On The Parallel Market by jaymichael(m): 4:48pm On Mar 20, 2024
drimzsmoke:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I bought at 1,600 or so thinking it would have been 2,000 by now. Depression won kill me like this!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Better go sell now before e enter ₦800😃
Politics › Re: Insecurity In South-East Will End 2 Minutes After My Release - Nnamdi Kanu (Vide by jaymichael(m): 5:20pm On Mar 19, 2024
Such is the ironic twist in the tapestry of life. The same Tinubu this clown ordered they should behead and destroy his properties and inflict harm on his children now has the prerogative of mercy to free him from prison. That guy no go see that Mercy.
Him wan rebuild the DNA AND FORENSIC CENTRE, the BRT STATION and BUSSES and other properties his obidient followers burnt and destroyed?
Can he replace the lives lost?
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife And 3rd Wife, Olori Tobi Welcome Twins by jaymichael(m): 4:38am On Mar 17, 2024
malcom1X:
I've never seen a fair south Westerner except she's bleaching.
Not everyone that have eyes 👀 sees.
Sorry.
Crime › Re: 22 Soldiers Killed In Ambush In Delta State Community Graphics Warning. by jaymichael(m): 8:14pm On Mar 16, 2024
Ololade1999:
They don buy serious market. Why attack people who never attacked you and even came to settle dispute. Some people like to put themselves into unnecessary wahala. Na the innocent people go suffer am.
Maybe na too much drugs and alcohol affect their reasoning. Anyways, dem don price, dem go pay.
Christianity Etc › Re: Igbos Understand The Game Of Money, They Will Survive Tinubu govt - Pastor (vid) by jaymichael(m): 8:23pm On Mar 15, 2024
SoNature:
Living in Nigeria shouldn't just be about survival. Nigeria deserves to grow! Igbos with business acumen need to run this country to teach Nigerians how to run a country like a lucrative business venture.

Imagine that a thoughtless Buhari would rather borrow $3 billion to build a nonviable railway to connect Kano to Niger Republic than use #3 billion to connect Port Harcourt to Enugu/Onitsha.
You no see as una run una 5 states to such an enviable position that we all fall over ourselves to settle there.
Politics › Re: FFK Mocks Datti Baba-Ahmed For Kneeling To Greet President Tinubu by jaymichael(m): 9:55am On Mar 10, 2024
immortalcrown:
Like say FFK has reputation.

The same set of people complaining that the daughter of Wigwe didn't stand up for Shettima are mocking someone for kneeling for Tinubu.
The thing no tire you?
Politics › Re: FFK Mocks Datti Baba-Ahmed For Kneeling To Greet President Tinubu by jaymichael(m): 9:53am On Mar 10, 2024
FFK, this is not needed. Politics is not life and death. Honour is given to those in position of honour.
Nairaland General › Re: Is It Too Late To Know How To Do This As A Young Man Like Me? by jaymichael(m): 5:52am On Mar 09, 2024
USAfall2024:
Most times, you have to be valuable to someone to get value in return. Except you're his close Gee from his broke days or family, a rich or financially comfortable guy would hardly see any point relating with you or even worse taking his time to teach you things. He will always ask himself: Why? What is in for me to spend my time (and possibly resources) teaching this stranger?

My advice for you is don't envy these successful guys nor feel bad whenever you get aired by them. Everyone is out to avoid added liabilities and improve their current standings to a higher level. Rather, work hard on yourself first to become more social. Try relating with normal average guys around you. Learn to build solid and genuine friendships with like-minded people (in form of true brotherhood). If you're not interested in learning how to build genuine friendship first, then you will always come off as just another selfish guy trying to leech off other people's success. Or better still, learn to navigate your life as a lone wolf which is the harder route but the best for a hardened introvert.
The first sentence says it all. That is the foundation to succeed in life.
Food › Re: My Brother Killed This Wildpig Yesterday by jaymichael(m): 3:44am On Mar 09, 2024
AgentGoat:
How he wan take domesticate am?. They are very violent.
And very destructive too.
Romance › Re: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by jaymichael(m): 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2024
Letuspray4niger:
Good day all, please I need ur advice

I’m the only bachelor in my neighborhood, three rented apartments. I’m in between two families, they both have three three kids each, they are all very nice people, they rendered assistance to me in any slightest opportunity that presents itself, they pack my washed clothes under the sun fold it and well arranged before I returned home. They always sweep my surroundings, when they are doing theirs.

One of them, her husband is not always around. He goes and comes once in a while, she will always like to engage me in conversation any little chance she finds me outside, knowing fully well that she is a married woman, I don’t give room for such familiarity, she always offer me food by giving it to her children to give to me. (Make I no lie I need the food cus I no fit cook) I’ll also get things for her children too.

I noticed her getting me food was getting too frequent, I started given her attitude and being very official with her, and she took caution.

The other lady is here with her husband, she will join me in my car if I’m going out maybe coincidentally. It happened she was going to my direction, also, there was a faithful day I left my apartment keys at a barbershop in front of my estate, I came back that evening looking for this barber guy his number was not connecting, I went to my neighbor's house to ask her if he knew where I can find this guy, the man was not in the house, the wife came out that she will lead me to the guys house, and me I don’t know where the guys lives.

On our way going the husband was coming back home, he saw us walking in the street of the estate, he confronted us and we told him, just yesterday I came back at about 11:30pm when this woman with her husband here came knocking at my door that her husband is accusing her of having an affair with me, that he threatened to send her parking if she dares disclose the information to me and it happened that I’m close to the husband, we both discuss about politics a lot, the other neighbor who’s husband is not always around also came out, I had to confront the husband why dragging me into ur family issues did u seen me on top ur wife, why this allegation? He said is his family issue that he will take care of it.

A this point, I’m considering taking a legal action against him for character assassination, did I do wrong for given my Neiboure’s mwife a lifthuh Or asking for where I can locate the barber guy? I’m guilty of this)? The husband has the right to suspect, but since nothing going on between me and his wife what I’m supposed to do, should I proceed with the legal action?

Matured advice please.
You have made your grievance known and you have stated in clear terms that you are not sleeping with the wife. Let the matter slide. You will gain nothing from the legal case even if you win.
Just keep the good neighbourly relationship.
Good luck.
Crime › Re: Woman Leaves 3 Children At Enugu Police Station, Commits Suicide Over Hardship by jaymichael(m): 2:49pm On Mar 07, 2024
FairlyUSEDpussy:
Sorry Ooo.......

Tot they said Igbos ain't feeling the heat say nah only hausas and Yorubas.......so what hardship again precisely??
Things cost more for East than North and Southwest.
Travel › Re: UAE Lifts Visa Bans On Nigerians by jaymichael(m): 5:58pm On Mar 05, 2024
Any Nigerian wey go there go mess up again, make dem use Sharia Law try am.
Food › Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by jaymichael(m): 12:58am On Feb 28, 2024
thymetraveler:
Omoh yesterday I prepared a delicious egusi soup, garnished with chicken breast, pomo, goat meat, titus fish, dry fish and okporoko (stock fish)--in addition to other essential ingredients like spicy (knorr and star), pumpkin leaf, etc etc.

Had a go at it yesterday evening and it was really good smiley
Then I warmed it like around 11:00pm.

This morning, I warmed it like around 8:00 am; I would have frozen it in my freezer but I was expecting a fellow friend who'd told me he would be coming around so I didn't see the need for freezing it yet.

Now, this evening, I just remembered it when it was already 9:50pm--that's the thing sometimes with remote work; one could get engrossed in it sometimes especially if it's my kind that has to do with coding/programming and code analysis.
I just totally forgot sad

By the time I got to the soup, I saw it was almost starting to "foam", and I quickly put it on fire. After warming, it doesn't have the fresh taste it had anymore. Tastes a LITTLE bit sour and lacking flavour sad

Has anyone experienced this? What did you do to the soup (or what can be done)? Food experts.

Mods...
Add a little potash (kaun or akaun).
Second option, add a little baking soda also known as soda bicarbonate. Any of the option works.
Food › Re: Can You Cook Your Meals With Shea Butter? (pictures) by jaymichael(m): 4:49pm On Feb 27, 2024
I will pass. I can't stand the smell of shea butter.
Family › Re: My Husband Hired Agbero To Beat Me After 8 Months Into Marriage – Woman Laments by jaymichael(m): 8:15pm On Feb 20, 2024
I don't believe this story.
Politics › Re: FG Threatens To Open Border For Cement Importation by jaymichael(m): 7:37pm On Feb 20, 2024
Paraman:
Rice nah 78k like this... Pure madness
It is a sorry, sad and pathetic situation but this is caused by our own greed. Nigerians (through the NAFEM fix dollar rate not the government.
Producers and farmers now prefer to export to neighbouring countries due to a more favourable exchange rate. People are still moping up dollars and storing it hoping for it to rise for them to make a profit thereby worsening the situation. We all cashing out from the predicament instead of solving it.
Everyone wants the government to implement price control but not in their own line of business. They don't want the price control to start with them.
We we all learn in the hard way.
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 7:29pm On Feb 20, 2024
DatNiggaDaz:
I have warned you don't be like a foooool grin grin grin
E be like say you never see money buy your drug for today.
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 7:05pm On Feb 20, 2024
DatNiggaDaz:
Foools like foools who think they know, will remain foooools for ever no matter where they maybe..

Fooools are empty, thinking they know but are hopeless pieces of fooools .

Dont be like a foooool who think they have any thing in their worthless dead brain cranium.

Fooools will for ever remains foooolsss. grin grin grin
Write like someone that is pretending to have sense (even as it is obvious you lack any) The fact that you did not inherit sense from your moronic and imbecilic father does not mean that you can't develop yourself.
Senselesness doesn't have to he genetic except of course na generational curse afflicting your family and linage.
Politics › Re: FG Threatens To Open Border For Cement Importation by jaymichael(m): 6:57pm On Feb 20, 2024
Paraman:
Don't just open it for cement importation, also allow rice, beans, tomato, wheat etc to be imported
It will come to that soon.
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 6:45pm On Feb 20, 2024
Prigidypogodo:
e pain am ooo
The papa wey born your Papa never reach to ruffle my emotions.
If you go through the history of my posts here, you will discover that I am not a nice person. Right now I am in the mood for pettiness and dragging 😆
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 6:38pm On Feb 20, 2024
DatNiggaDaz:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

You are a very very funnynnnnnyyyyy person.

Are you by any means a professional clown in a Circus Arena ? grin grin

Don't take offence pls.

You are really good at being a clown. You made me laugh hard.. grin grin

You are good ,you are good if it's what you do for a living acting clownish

Is it your job ?, am just asking grin grin grin
I don't engage brain dead mofos like you. 8f you can't engage in conversations bothering on politics, policy and economics, go pound sand.
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 6:16pm On Feb 20, 2024
Prigidypogodo:
Ebi na mpawa oooo
Tinubu We are hungry ooo
all the way from Ogun Osun Oyo Ekiti
we're Ebi na mpawa oo
give us gbegiri to drink
give us agbado to chop
give us owambe to dance
give omonile jobs
give us agbero jobs
so we'll not scream
Ebi na mpawa oooo

Hahahahahaha nice song
I don't engage the unwise and nonentities
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 6:14pm On Feb 20, 2024
Kcfresh2103:
People are dying of hunger on a daily basis....you call it doom rhetorics? What gave rise to the rhetorics in the first place.
Our greed and misplaced vindictiveness.
Politics › Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by jaymichael(m): 9:49am On Feb 20, 2024
You clowns had the chance to sell candidate, you couldn't and your candidate couldn't too. It is not Tinubu's fault your candidate couldn't win election. Even if he contested against himself, he will still lose.
All your doom rhetorics won't give you a full belly at the end of the day.
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by jaymichael(m): 5:07pm On Feb 17, 2024
ItisWell22:
When people be shouting herbal meds upandan, we just be laughing at them.

Most of them actually mix orthodox meds with their so-called herbs, and like this case, with outrageous doses. 😢


As for NAFDAC, so what would have happened if the German team hadn’t made this discovery? 🤔😢
You are very right. Just like the so called "organic" skincare products.
Family › Re: How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada by jaymichael(m): 7:11pm On Feb 13, 2024
Goodlady:
She has landed and is devouring them. Some were removed but she went there with almost all items. Especially blades for shaving pubic areas cos she told me a pack of blade was $20. And the blade na nacet wey no strong reach tiger. $20 is over N22K in Nigeria.
Most of the food items too, she's enjoying them. Thanks sister.
That means she carried them as hand luggage.
Family › Re: How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada by jaymichael(m): 7:09pm On Feb 13, 2024
Goodlady:
Grinded beans for moinmoin or akara, crayfish, beans, cheeseballs, sellotape, dried pepper, potash, nylon for packing moinmoin etc.
To buy these things easy o. By the time courier charge you to export these items, body go shock you.
Crime › Re: Aisha Alkali Wakil: Court Sentence "Mama Boko Haram" To 10 Years In Prison by jaymichael(m): 6:46pm On Feb 13, 2024
Dididrumz:
Oh really, I didn't know.
✌️ and one Love

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