₦airaland Forum

viver1:
For me 1996- Tupac.
1998 - DMX.
Me In my institution 2004

I wanted to type DMX.

Why you no build am by yourself

Goodlady:
I thought she was arrested and going to court?
Always verify before coming out in public. Last week I bought one Fafalive that looked like herbs. I tasted a little and detected it's fake. Had to change it. The shop owner agreed it's a bad product. To dey snap pictures dey pursure justice week me!

You dey answer that beauty without brain. Someone told her on the thread to contact the customer service of Erisco for her complaints regarding the product, she refused. She even intensified her remarketing attacks. I heard she even threatened to sue. Allegedly.
She has spread her bed, make she lay on it.

id4sho:
You should know am from the north from my comment

Oh, I am Sorry for the confusion. One love 🕊️✌️

id4sho:
Stupid man , damage control. You squat to great a elderly person. If he gives you a hand shake, you then reciprocate.

For your culture abi? Yoruba say the way fem dey do am for our side different from the way dem dey do am for another person side.

God1000:
continue supporting mass murder, I don't think you care about your own reputation at all

Both the people you support are mass killers of the elderly, women and children and rapists too.

Rantingpiglets:


See as they are crying and smashing their coneheads everywhere.

Propaganda can't cover facts.

With all the IGR noise and land mass nonsense. The SW is still beneath the SE in urbanization and development.

Shameless people that are losers competing against a region that fought a brutal war

Very shameless losers

You retards are the cry babies of Nigeria. A major tribe behaving woefully like minorities. Even the Ijaws have more relevance than your miserable tribe. We flog your tribesmen into submission whenever they misbehave like cows being led into pasture. Which economy do you losers have? Baby factory, fake products, money ritual, kidnapping and drug trafficking. Evey family in your tribe has at least 3 members in prisons all over Asia awaiting death sentence for drug trafficking offences.
We can't wait for you to misbave again so we can flog the hell out of you miserable fools. Upon as we dey beat una so, una no still leave Yorubaland because na hunger and death naim await you for the South East.

FourQu:
Is that why you ran away from your toilet less village in oshogbo and went to underbridge in lagos? 🤡

To dodge skull miners?

A large part of Ijebu land (my mother's people) was carved out to create Lagos state. I am a Landlord (I built, not inherited) in this Lagos and I also married a Lagosian. My Children can be future Governor of Lagos State unlike yours.
Your tribe are slaves, we flog them into behaving well for a living. Eyin eranko jati jati.

BeninRefugees:
your people all over Nnewi, Onitsha ,Obosi, Awka even Otuocha! I don't know about other SE States like Imo I know many SW people both business partners and associates that live in Enugu alone we are not even talking about Agbo women in almost all our parks or the women that sell JuJu stuffs they're found in almost all our markets

Statisense open Una yansh
SW none of them have upto 90% living in Thier States of origin

apart from Anambra all other states in SE are Homogenous more than 90% of the people are living in Thier states of Origin


truth always hurt you people it's okay Ayo


it's always painful to get all your childhood delusions crushed

It shows how worthless, barren, desolate and totally economically unviable the South East is. Wetin we dey find go there? Land wey una still dey chop fellow human being.

Jokerman:
They make money, and go and build their villages and towns bro...

Hope SWs will get the idea... Make money in Lagos, and try to develop a little in Kwara, Ekiti... Don't mind the greedy Baale's that will ask for cut as usual

If 100% of South East develop, na equipment of just 2 states for South West. One plot of land easy to develop pass one acre.

wrongman665:
This man is having sleepless night bcuz of peter obi

Same way Peter Obi fans are having sleepless nights over other candidates.
You lots cannot talk about other candidates and expect others not to talk about your preferred candidate too.

Phabulous4:
At what cost to the company?

I don't know since when seeking redress legitimately using the court becomes a Draconian situation. The company did not harrass her with thugs or other illegal violence means. The matter hasn't been decided yet. If she is in the right, she should put up a defence for her case
This is a case of corporate bullying. Some section of the sentimental masses trying to bully the corporation (Erisco foods) into submission and that must be rejected by all legitimate and legal means.
If cancel the company, I personally will actively look for their products and patronise Erisco products because there hasn't been an investigation to show the company lied in their labelling or that the ingredient contents of their products doesn't tally with what was stated in their NUTRITIONAL FACTS.
About the issue damaging the reputation of the company is neither here nor there. Opinions are divided. Some people will boycott the products while some that don't even know about the product have vowed to start patronising Erisco tomatoes.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Which points to the fact that the election wasn't rigged as claimed. Lol .

You dey answer those morons and retards. Obi defeated Tinubu when the narrative suit them. Tinubu rigged when e suit them. Na Yoruba and Hausa vote for Tinubu naim make am win. Them no go stay one place make the thunder wey go fire then quick locate them.

oladipuposadeeq:
yes na ogun go kill people supporting evil people but she was wrong saying the product is killing people and I am certain she said it then because I saw the post and she was told to take down the post but she refused. Yes some products have defects but she made a very wrong statement and if she had calmed herself down to have a rethink she won't be in this mess. Why do you think powerful lawyers aren't backing her up, have a rethink

Wa sere👍 She was told by a lady to contact customer care if she has a problem with the product, She no gree. Take down post, she no gree. Some guy told her that she the product (image) will have to be destroyed, she responded that has been done already. All these show she has the intention of ruining the product

Phabulous4:
I didn't even know about this post until Erisco make it a big deal just like millions of others.

The company principal acting in the from line of this event will do the company more harm than good. He would be sentimental thinking of his investment in the business.

Business risk are unavoidable and you fair best as a coy if you're able to to predict them to a degree of accuracy.

The Coy principal need to know one or to about corporate governance.

You are the one that needs to get facts right.
The company reached out to her, she was educated on the different tomatoes products and their ingredients. She issued an apology but later went public to withdraw the apology saying she made it under duress and she dared the company to take legal actions against her because some twitter lawyers(s) promised to give her legal representation and she was ready to sue the company. As a baby influencer, she overrated herself. She wants clout, she got it, she should live with consequences her actions have brought her.

IamAsiri:
What exactly is wrong in saying something is too sugary if indeed it is too sugary? I personally hate the fact that these companies add sugar to tomato paste for whatever reason. It makes no sense whatsoever.

You cannot say something is too sugary when the sugar content isn't above the approved quantity as stated in the NUTRITIONAL FACTS SHEET.
Her Ignorance naim put her for trouble so. She said she doesn't eat sugar in her house but honey. You bought a product that has sugar clearly written as one of the ingredients and you complained. Is ut that she is blind or can't read? She is ignorant if the product she bought and when she was corrected, her stupidity and dumbness took the better of her and she made more damning allegations she can't provide proof of because some morons were urging her on. She dey form influecer, influencer without brain. Like someone allergic to peanut but bought a product with peanut clearly written as one of its ingredients and claims the company wants to kill her due to their product containing peanut. She should have just looked away or buy the alternatives that doesn't contain the ingredients you are allergic to.

Myrepublic:
And how are you sure she was not saying the truth? Did you run a test on the product ? Cancers and so many bad health conditions these days,and you think they are from the sky right? Many are from these bad product people consume..

She made that allegation, she should now prove it to the courts.

LOVEALAIGBO:
Oh, so that’s the plan!? Instigate ‘crises’ in LP in the hopes the party will be rendered useless…..Peter Obi forced to leave…..thereby ensuring Tinubus’ biggest stumbling block to stealing the 2027 presidential election is removed!

The gains LP made in the last cycle of elections is largely down to the stature of Peter Obi, so accusing him of ‘looking for where rice is already cooked’ is laughable! You think Tinubu would have had the conviction to dump APC and move to a obscure party after he made the unfortunate emilokan speech!? Of course not! He rather preferred to stay in APC because he knew that’s where the rigging machinery that will help him steal the election resides!

A APC and Tinubu minion is in no position to point the finger at others…accusing them of ‘endorsing corrupt practices’!

Are you alright in your thinking at all? Tinubu built the party from scratch. He nurtured it to National relevance and along with other loyalists and efficient merger and shrewed and management achieved for it the status of RULING PARTY.
What has Obi achieved in politics? APGA they left for him, he cannot manage. PDP he decamped to, he was a boy boy, LP (a party in existence for over 20 years) thar they hijacked, they scattered everything in just one year.A specialist in failure and mismanagement. Zero leadership skills.

chopnaira:
Yes we are both jobbers. Hope you are enjoying your 30k too that Abure is paying you. If you need a raise, you can come to APC 😂

Savage.😆

PortHarcourtcit:
LP is a one man private business center... Know this and know peace... What happened to the investigation of the looted campaign funds of the LP... Maybe swept under the carpet...

...And other existing allegations of forgery, bribery, candidates substation and illegal diversion of party funds.

MrProlific95:
Propaganda drove the exchange up, propaganda is been used to bring it down. Cosmetic surgery government

If e dey pain you, better go drink sniper make we know how many of us remain.

occfx:
You drank it or applied through the anus? God bless mothers jare

Applied it topically.

olenyi:
Bro were you able to replace the screen?

I have this exact tv that it's screen cracked 3 years ago and I have had it in the store ever since.

Just wondering if I can still revive it.

Warm regards

No. I bought another TV.

Samtino:
Na bread cause am

I have not eaten bread this year. Bread isn't a food I like.

Thegamingorca:
These are the kind of shits that are very sweet to pass out as stool

Noooo! No be this one dey sweet. This one na Near Death Experience

PointZerom:
The only thing that saved me that day was that my wife was around to assist. At a point I stopped breathing normal.

Omo, that thing na real NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.😃

VinnyBaba:
Lolss.

Strong Shit matter is really NOT funny.

Like Play, like play, It can take someone's life.

I swear I was very weak and feeling faint. I couldn't stand not even breathe well. I kept telling my wife and children to pray that I shouldn't lose any more strength as I was losing so much of my strength and I kept praying to God that I shouldn't die like this😃

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday).
I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed.
I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb.
The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb
The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline.

When him church format don cast😝🤪😃