₦airaland Forum

adedayoa2:
if "they don't really give a shit", they will not say Lagos a no man's land. I am from Ekiti state, born and raised in Lagos, I have never claimed I am from Lagos.

You are Yoruba, Ekiti na Yoruba land just as Lagos is. You are in your fatherland. Lagos is your land, Any stone eater not happy with it can go hang themselves.

Na this mental joker wey say "Tinubu is not our President" Awon oniyeye. Pulpit bandits.

ufotunang:
..they have gone to court...the court declared Julius Abure the authentic national chairman of labour party..but the Apapa faction do not want to obey the court order there are stubborn and want to destroy labour party and Peter obi ambition

Wrong, the court of appeal in Imo state affirms Apapa as the authentic chairman of labour party. Going by the court judgement in August 2023, Apapa is the chairman while Abure is an impostor.
https://punchng.com/just-in-acourt-sacks-abure-affirms-apapa-as-lp-national-chairman/

ufotunang:
Peter obi should just quit this labour party....he cannot win presidential election with this Apapa faction wahala. and problems

And the guyman is not doing anything to try to resolve the issue.

Righteousness2:
You can give her the cash but tell her that you are not happy that she could not come to visit you after your birth. Make sure you tell her your grievance.

Exactly, you gave a very good advice.

crackhouse:
Trust me the browser history of most guys in Nigeria will be pornhub and other phonographic sites

Before na "how to cook egusi soup" I for dey waste my data on?😆😃

stanluiz:
Go and recover ilorin from the fulanis before you can talk.

Go and recover your barren wasteland 5 plots of ~*land*~ STATE first from Ekpa and his ESN/IPOB terrorist ravaging and causing terror in the South East too.

Objectivist04:
They felt they can't sit on the ground because they are president and governor. The commoners have to comply to the norms while the Ogas must show why they are above the rest.

If a commoner tries this he will be beaten black and blue
Animal farm comes to my mind

No, it is permitted if you are old or have health conditions that lmpede or affect your ability to perform the standing, kneeling and bowing etc.

stanluiz:
Go and recover ilorin from the fulanis before you can talk.

After you don rescue South East from that Ekpa 25 year old small boy in Finland

Odin13:
When a Yoruba speak

Next!

A PROUD one💯

Odin13:
Asiwaju the Yoruba god

The very puppet slave that worn his chains with pride ..

The man that has sacrificed the lives of his worshippers and his tribe on the alter of acute hunger and chronic poverty .. while they rejoice .. even in empty belles

The man that has made life so unbearable and uncomfortable for his peoples and subject

... and had sold the destinies of millions of his people in exchange for his ambition

The greatest of all Yoruba being and spirits that has ever lived ..

Yet can’t conquer the igbos of the east and minority’s of the south..

Na yeye god

He is better than your nonentity fathers whose parlour stinks more than our toilets.
The slavery the Ijaws and Binis sold your fathers into na the same slavery una wey be thier Retarded children still dey wallow in.
Eyin Irankiran osu oshi.

Akwamkpuruamu:
Ordinary passport you do de interview people. When e reach visa interview nko? Na Dossier we go send for u

To know if you be Nigerian true true na.

okoliobinna84:
Good day Nairalanders, I parked my car (2007 Honda CR-V ) in one of my neighbors compound, covered it with car cover and travelled. Behold, when I came back to go pick my car, I noticed that the door knob has been tampered but they didn't get access to the car and I immediately rushed to the bonnet, it has been knocked open.

It was then I noticed that the car has been tampered with and nicely covered back. I called my mechanic to come and check all that is missing in the car. True true, the thief did me dirty.

The fuse box is missing, the compressor was stolen, many wires were cut and some other parts were stolen.

Since I came back, I have tried to fix the car but can't find the exact fuse box that matches my car. I have gotten 2 fuse boxes at Mgbuka Obosi but none of them worked. Please I really need help.🙏🙏🙏🙏

Those morafuckers did you dirty.

Machinegun91:
800k can do the job

That one na for only wood. 3m at least

Brilliant007:
I have gotten to roofing stage of this 3 bedroom Bungalow
I want to use step tiles roof and I have added the roofing sheet sample.
I want to do the roofing next week
Anyone with idea of how much it will cost.
I have added image and size.

I recently (3 months ago) roofed my 3 bedroom and a shop. Spent about 3m. I used longspan from the company direct. 4.5mm not step tiles. I don't know your location but I am in Lagos. Good luck.
I remembered my mosi's house 9 years ago, just 30k less than a million for roofing and ceiling. Things don tie wrapper abeg. Good luck once again.
Step tiles will require more wood than normal Kingspan. E dey fine more sha.

Namaster:
Kill NYSC now!

I think that shit has outlived its usefulness

ablejesus26:
Hahaha hahaha 😂😂😂 this small boy,you be foolish bastard oo,you weak you come dey form troll who ask you to dey shalaye all this one nairaland, dangote,nairaland otedola
Na so one se Him go buy my business with the snap of a finger,I tell am se my major business na with Monument distillers, I get truck wey dey deliver wine to different customers in different states for nija oya place order for just 1 pallet of four cousins only 64cases oo,forget about delivery fee,I go pay for that one,till today,dangote wey one buy business no mention me again oo
You buy house for your mad mama wey dey waka naked for streets,wey useless hoplesss under bridge boys dey use her as séx tóy dey even pass her to their dogs,but you no fit carry her go baba sule mad house abi omo ale, e no go better for You with the kind curse wey your useless unfortunate head carry come dis life,that imaginary house for don fall for ya dog mad mama head kill am tey tey

Try build your shawarma and waistbead business reach ₦35,000 first. Na town council Bleep up wey dem never demolish your stand wey you use dey constitute environmental nuisance.
You get truck naim you no employ your papa make him dey help you do motorboy instead of the omokanke wey him dey push for market with him bend bend waist. Are you not afraid say him usual bout of epilepsy fit carry am when him wan push plantain cross main road? Not that his existence is useful to the country anyway.
Who knows whether na the untreated syhillis wey dey plague your mother naim dey affect you or na the untreated malaria wey don too infect you blocking the neuro pathways to your brain dey cause you dey imagine things.

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

Loan wey me and you know say you no go pay back.
If you no fit raise ₦600,000 by yourself for 2 years, how you wan come take pay back?

ablejesus26:
Omo ale you wicked oo with the condition wey you put your mad mama into you still get mind dey sleep with goats upandan chia e don already certain se na dat madness go later kill your mama
See as them go dey gather on a steady dey throway your wretched cursed abomination of a family for shallow grave family wey rubbish eternally accursed dead thing like you come out from no deserve to live,them be bastard,e no go better for them

See this disgusting round worm wey them shit commot from belle wey get diarrhea. Even if I die now, I don try small. Bulit house for momsi, built for myself. Even if I go at least I achieved but wetin you and your slowpoke papa put together don use una cursed leprous hands achieve, and e even sure me say you no go even reach my age.

ablejesus26:
Hahaha na so your latepapa dey drink ogogoro and tramadol take rape goat come still use the same preeq take rape You ba
Chia that your late papa wicked no be small ooo
Very soon you sef go soon die your late papa death,no dey sleep with goat,them dey warn You now,same wey them take warn your late papa till him die like asun
Your mama own case don dey settled, na that madness go kill am,as long as eternally accursed bastard like you dey alive, she go die a mad woman omo iya werey
Na like dis them go gather dey throway your cursed household for shallow grave on a steady

Oloriburuku asiwere, you never respond. You poor come still dey sleep by this time. Not surprising as the contract you have signed with poverty and suffering is irrevocable.You have not received your free daily 50mb with which you use to constitute nuisance all over this forum. The more reason I do advise you to take your waist head business seriously maybe you can be able to afford 150 mb data plan daily. You say you wan dey behave like person wey catarrh full him brain as you resemble wetin dog vomit.

ablejesus26:
Hahaha na so your latepapa dey drink ogogoro and tramadol take rape goat come still use the same preeq take rape You ba
Chia that your late papa wicked no be small ooo
Very soon you sef go soon die your late papa death,no dey sleep with goat,them dey warn You now,same wey them take warn your late papa till him die like asun
Your mama own case don dey settled, na that madness go kill am,as long as eternally accursed bastard like you dey alive, she go die a mad woman omo iya werey
Na like dis them go gather dey throway your cursed household for shallow grave on a steady

Na the same tramadol wey dem take rape your hopeless mother before dem use dog rape her maggot infested pussy join.
Person wey dem bury for shallow grave is better than your father wey him body go rot for Okija shrine while you no go die where dem go see you bury. I don tell you before but I am repeating it.
If only you take your shawarma and waist bead business seriously, maybe you for don raise money remove your utterly worthless parents from that tarpaulin and thatch hut wey them erect on top that una community dustbin because the state government is coming next week to demolish the eyesore your patents erect on the public dumpsite thereby adding homelessness to you and your family's already long list if curses, gloom doom and despair. Bunch of filthy miserable scallywags that will not experience any good things happen to in life.

ablejesus26:
Bastard cursed dead pig you dey even reason ban e no go better for you and your household, even you sef know se prosperity, peace and happiness no fit ever get business with your life and your eternally accursed family life, deep down you know se you are a failure,You are a failure, you can never make it,you will never amount to anything meaningful in this life both you and your household are already candidate for untimely death no be me swear for you oo,na your destiny

The day God dey create you, when e reach to share sense, you hide go smoke loud, God just send you come earth like that because him know say na that smoke and lack of sense go kill you. Only God knows who your epileptic papa and him ancestors offend wey him come punish them with a born throaway like you. You wey your senile mama suppose wash throway in her stinking menstral rag.
Only ontop your matter I chop 2 bans. Why do you think I take time to reply you. Ban or no ban I ready for you. Last last na that rope wey you use dey tie that one trouse wey you and your bend bend papa dey share you go use hang yourself.
Na inside that perpetual poverty you go die put Flat headed nincompoop.

ablejesus26:
Hahaha na your mama wey dey craze dey chop sacrifice na and bread in side dustbin,even your late papa till him die no get shishi to feed you,na only to use preeq wey him don take rape goat rape you mercilessly be your food oo you still never tell me how you feel as you watch as them beat your late papa come burn am like asun for raping people goat,that your late papa na vagabond oo,you must have felt relived to watch your late father who raped you mercilessly burn like bastard criminal wey him be

Who go bury your cursed rached worthless trash of a family with coffin,na to just dey pack abomination like una dey throway for shallow grave joor

your father don fall again for bus stop, this time he isn't drunk of industrial alcohol that is making him go blind. Na the rotting sacrificial meat you pack for T junction wey you give am chop naim dey worry him belly. Him don shit for body and them don carry put for inside gutter. As irresponsible and as useless as you dey, try go retrieve am as him head fit useful for you if you cut am use do rituals. You can get maybe 25,000 naira wey you go fit take buy some okrika tops and one trousers and use the rest Bleep those old cargo mama olisho dem wey infect you with HIV and gonorrhoea. As least if you use that your hopelessly miserable papa head do money, nobody go dey follow you drag that one trousers wey una two dey share.
Worthless amoeba that look like watery shit from the Anus of a mad woman (your mad mother)

ablejesus26:
Truth is when this terrorist see real terror, them go shout Jesus Christ .

Just close your eyes and imagine a jihadist group attacking the Chinese State as they are doing all over Europe now
Heaven safe anyone or anything around the terrorists.

Werey, I just want to update you dem don drop sacrifice of some lizards and a fowl due to the hunger curse diseases sufferings afflicting you and your family, the only time your inbred family get to have a protein diet is when you scavenge for animals used for sacrifice dropped at the T junction close to your house.
The swear plaguing you and your entire family don make una resemble una selves, live the anal areas of a female goat that just gave birth.
See as you dey,as disgusting as a swarm of maggots inside a public pit laterine.
Don't finish the agidi you scavenged from the sacrifices, leave some for your sick in the head father. Make hungry never kill am because Una no get money for coffin now. Make him no come constitute health hazard for the community.
No matter the amount of ban I receive, I will search for you and continue where I stop. You and your papa wey bandits them use pole destroy his rectum, una can never have peace either for here or anywhere. Eyin elebi , olofo , asiwere eda. Na sopono death go afflict you and your loved ones.
All if una no go die where dem go see una bury.

ablejesus26:
Omo ale, omo ofo,se you no go try make you find work so you fit carry your mama wey deh craze go baba sule mad house or better still just die make we see if your death go solve her problem since na your birth give her mental problem you just leave her for street make useless people like you dey use her do séx tóy pick pocket no be job oo,you go end up like your late papa,you no dey hear word fa
Omo ale,ofo ati abukun ni o ma ka las las
No seke na im you collect for my hand.
E no go better for you and your cursex household, na like dis them go dey gather dey bury una from the clutches of untimely death, no be curse na fact,na your destiny.

Just as your grandfather that was not buried, you and your wrinkled father, na evil forest for okija shrine dem go throw una body put if you dead brained bastards no go pay what you owe to the shrine.
Hope your mama toto don heal from the torture meted to her because she need to go use am hustle for junction to feed you and your miserable father who are good for nothing fellows and waste of existence. That bend wey your father dey bend like who swallow mortar and pestle naim go kill am soon. As you be like used menstrual tissue wey them throway inside pit toilet.